post your yo mama jokes here!

destroyin7 · 29 March 2007, 01:17 AM

i got good 1s heres some:
yo mama so poor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers
yo mama so dum she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo mama so fat and dum she stepped on the scale and said, hey! i wany my weight not my phone number

whew!

ballerforlife24 · 29 March 2007, 01:18 AM

yo mama so stupid she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken!

huggygirl24 · 29 March 2007, 01:20 AM

yo moma so stupid she dont know any yo mama jokes

(me neither)

destroyin7 · 29 March 2007, 01:22 AM

good ones lol ive heard the puzzle 1

Cooler · 29 March 2007, 01:29 AM

Yo mama's so black she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama's so black she hides in puddles of mud.

Yo mama's glasses so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses so thick she can see into the future.

BasketballHomieM · 29 March 2007, 01:53 AM

Yo mamma is so dumb se tried to drown a fish!
Yo momma is so dumb she couldnt tell the difference between black and dark black!
Yo mamma is so poor i went in her house and asked " Where's the bathroom and she said " Pick a corner!"
Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the pool and people thought it was raining!

Rigsandbill · 29 March 2007, 02:17 AM

Yo mama's such a nerd, she gets turned on by Ewoks.com

Ownage.

Shark9000 · 29 March 2007, 11:54 AM

yo momma is so hairy when u hug her u get carpet burn

yo momma is so stupid she used the math book for her problems

yo momma so dumb she tried to kill a ghost

yo momma so fat since she put a yellow rain coat on and ppl said the sun the sun

Spazzatack · 29 March 2007, 11:58 AM

Yo mamas so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started saying "we are family!"

Yo mamas so poor when you stepped on her skateboard she said "GET OF THE FAMILY CAR!"

The Chosen One · 29 March 2007, 03:54 PM

yo mumma's so stupid she tripped on a wireless phone!
yo mumma's so fat kids pay £1 to bounce on her!
yo mumma's so fat when she wears a yellow coat people shout taxi!
yo mumma's so old and fat she sunk Atlantis!
yo mumma's so old she sat next to Jesus in 1st grade!

29 March 2007, 01:17 AM	#1
destroyin7 Newspaper Editor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Dallas Texas Penguin Name: slippryfeet1 Posts: 75	post your yo mama jokes here! i got good 1s heres some: yo mama so poor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers yo mama so dum she sat on the tv and watched the couch yo mama so fat and dum she stepped on the scale and said, hey! i wany my weight not my phone number whew! __________________ my penguin name is slippryfeet1 GO COWBOYS!

29 March 2007, 01:22 AM	#4
destroyin7 Newspaper Editor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Dallas Texas Penguin Name: slippryfeet1 Posts: 75	good ones lol ive heard the puzzle 1 __________________ my penguin name is slippryfeet1 GO COWBOYS!

29 March 2007, 01:29 AM	#5
Cooler Secret Agent Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Florida, USA..... Currently playing: CP EPF, SSBB Belt Color: Black (Ninja) Penguin Name: Cooler 101 Posts: 1,382	Yo mama's so black she went to night school and was marked absent. Yo mama's so black she hides in puddles of mud. Yo mama's glasses so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses so thick she can see into the future. __________________ ≥_≤ FOOTBALL ≥_≤

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29 March 2007, 01:18 AM	#2
ballerforlife24 Please Read The Rules Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Somewhere Penguin Name: The Gamer 5 Posts: 16	yo mama so stupid she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken!

29 March 2007, 01:20 AM	#3
huggygirl24 PERMA-BANNED Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cp Penguin Name: huggygirl34 Posts: 686	yo moma so stupid she dont know any yo mama jokes (me neither)

29 March 2007, 01:53 AM	#6
BasketballHomieM PERMA-BANNED Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Look out your window at 12:00 A.M. I'm the one in the big Clown Suit Penguin Name: Matt2546 Posts: 511	Yo mamma is so dumb se tried to drown a fish! Yo momma is so dumb she couldnt tell the difference between black and dark black! Yo mamma is so poor i went in her house and asked " Where's the bathroom and she said " Pick a corner!" Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the pool and people thought it was raining!

29 March 2007, 02:17 AM	#7
Rigsandbill PERMA-BANNED Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Westchester, NY Penguin Name: Rigsandbill or Runy. Posts: 1,869	Yo mama's such a nerd, she gets turned on by Ewoks.com Ownage.

29 March 2007, 11:54 AM	#8
Shark9000 PERMA-BANNED Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Canada Penguin Name: Shark9000 Posts: 217	yo momma is so hairy when u hug her u get carpet burn yo momma is so stupid she used the math book for her problems yo momma so dumb she tried to kill a ghost yo momma so fat since she put a yellow rain coat on and ppl said the sun the sun

29 March 2007, 11:58 AM	#9
Spazzatack PERMA-BANNED Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Penguin Name: Crash2015 Posts: 638	Yo mamas so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started saying "we are family!" Yo mamas so poor when you stepped on her skateboard she said "GET OF THE FAMILY CAR!"