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Old 12 March 2008, 12:19 AM   #1
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Funny Pointless Funny Random Statements/Actions Thread!!

*Inspiration for this thread comes from me hanging out with friends at lunch*

At lunch today, I spent half of it going around to random people saying "I'm scared of the purple thing under my bed." That got me thinking of other pointless funny random statements or actions people say.

Mine:
-"I forgot to take my pill this morning. It makes me see things."
-"I'm scared of the purple thing under my bed."
-"... in the war of '82."

And many more that I haven't yet thought of.

Post your random statements and actions here.
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Old 12 March 2008, 12:22 AM   #2
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I have used the pill one today as well as the same statement but with a shot.
I have conversations with myself.
"...Hey, Juliet!"
"...party at my place!"
And one innapropriate comment I cant say.
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Old 12 March 2008, 12:57 AM   #3
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Heh...I do this alot.

Um...:
-"This be Sparta!"

And me and my friends shouted at cars coming by, "All babies want to be borned!" from the movie Juno.

And we did that again to random people, but just saying "Hey!" and waving. It was funny.
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Old 12 March 2008, 02:03 AM   #4
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And I forgot:
"..ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."
I dont know why we say ooo but we do so
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Old 12 March 2008, 02:54 AM   #5
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Not sure if this counts as "random and funny" but I used to walk up to people and say "Do you have a sister?". It'd be a really funny thing if the guy/girl you asked was the sister/brother of your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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Old 12 March 2008, 08:28 PM   #6
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I always Hazzah.

HAZZAH!!!!1!!!!!
I also love Batman.
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This is sort of stupid but years ago when I was young my friends would pretend to say something then go up to a person and say, "Right, [insert name]?"
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I HAS THOR'S HAMMER AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!!!!!!!! 101 1 1337 STAWP HAMMAH TIME!!

DUNANANANANANANANANNANA CANT TOUCH DIS

LOL I CAN HAS RECNO* PLOX

101 I HAS NONJA SIKITOLS LOL 1337

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Nice idea

when anybody makes a joke i point and them and say.
"You taking the snickers?"
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