Funny Joke

K4Z3R · 08 March 2007, 02:36 AM

One of my friends had a joke book so im going to post some jokes that i thought were funny from it:

A man walk into a bar at night and starts to steal the money and then hears a voice saying ''god is watching'' the man looks around a bar to find a parrot saying ''god is watching''. He ask the parrots name and it says poly and also says the the wroughtwielers name is god.

Ill post some later when i remember them.

Tokyo Boy · 08 March 2007, 02:41 AM

That one wasn't so great. Here's a good one:

Two men walk into a bar. You think one of them would've seen it!

Makarov · 08 March 2007, 02:56 AM

I have a awesomely funny one.

There is an Irish guy, a polish guy, and a mexican guy.
They are all working on a building.
The Irish guy gets a Corn beef and pastrami sandwhic for lunch and says, "If I get one more of these I will jump off this building!"
The mexican guy gets a taco and says,"If I get this one more time I will jump!"
The polish guys gets peanutbutter and jelly and says"If I get one more of these I will jump!"

They say this for 3 days and they ALL jump.

A reporter the day after their death goes to the crying irish wife saying I always thought he liked my corn beef and pastrami

The next reporter goes to the mexican wife who is crying saying I always thought he liked my tacos

The third reporter goes to the polish wife and she is laughing
the reporter say your husband died, why are you laughing
she replies he packed his own sandwiches

K4Z3R · 08 March 2007, 02:57 AM

That one was preety funny.3535353535

Makarov · 08 March 2007, 02:59 AM

I have a second one.

Mickey Mouse wants to divorce Miney Mouse.
The judge says,"Give me one good reason?"
Mickey Mouse replies,"She is *********g Goofey!"

Do you get it

K4Z3R · 08 March 2007, 03:00 AM

Yea i get it that one was also funny.

Makarov · 08 March 2007, 03:04 AM

I am out. Leave while I am on top. (Sounds dumb/ out of jokes.)

Wait remember reality.
My brother's friend's Mom asked my brother's friend's brother if he knew who the president was.
The little brother (1st grader) said yea, ********n Chuck Norris

!~Hi/2 o o 6~! · 08 March 2007, 03:05 AM

Ok a got an old "classic" here. Long one.

Ok, so there are 3 guys, named Shut up, Manners, and Poop.
Shut-Up is really crazy.
Manners is well, nice.
Poop is stupid.
So one day, they are driving down the highway very fast.
Since Poop is stupid, he sticks his head out of the window, and flies out of it.
Then, Shut-up starts speeding as fast as he can down the road.
Manners yells to him, "Stop the car! We got to get poop!"
Shut-up doesn't listen, so Manners gets out of the car and goes and get Poop.
All of a sudden, a Cop pulls over Shut Up.
He walks ove to Shut-up, and asks "What is your name?"
Shut-up responds, "Shut-up"
The Cop asks again,"What is your name"?
"Shut-up".
The Cop then says, "I'll give you one more chance, what is your name?"
"Shut-up"
The Cop then says "Where are your manners?"
Shut-up responds, "Back on the road, picking up Poop!"

Tell me what you think.

K4Z3R · 08 March 2007, 03:08 AM

That was a really good one. 35353535353

Gangsterguy3000 · 08 March 2007, 03:11 AM

its good but i've heard it before when i was in 4th grade

08 March 2007, 02:36 AM	#1
K4Z3R Newspaper Editor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas. Penguin Name: 7 Z dude,K4Z3r 7 Posts: 82	Funny Joke One of my friends had a joke book so im going to post some jokes that i thought were funny from it: A man walk into a bar at night and starts to steal the money and then hears a voice saying ''god is watching'' the man looks around a bar to find a parrot saying ''god is watching''. He ask the parrots name and it says poly and also says the the wroughtwielers name is god. Ill post some later when i remember them. __________________ The statement below is false. The statement above is true. I speak the truth.

08 March 2007, 02:56 AM	#3
Makarov Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Penguin Name: Pitpenguins Posts: 6,602 Makarov is currently a mod for over two years now.	I have a awesomely funny one. There is an Irish guy, a polish guy, and a mexican guy. They are all working on a building. The Irish guy gets a Corn beef and pastrami sandwhic for lunch and says, "If I get one more of these I will jump off this building!" The mexican guy gets a taco and says,"If I get this one more time I will jump!" The polish guys gets peanutbutter and jelly and says"If I get one more of these I will jump!" They say this for 3 days and they ALL jump. A reporter the day after their death goes to the crying irish wife saying I always thought he liked my corn beef and pastrami The next reporter goes to the mexican wife who is crying saying I always thought he liked my tacos The third reporter goes to the polish wife and she is laughing the reporter say your husband died, why are you laughing she replies he packed his own sandwiches __________________ [ Forum Problems? Contact Me. makarov.mccp@yahoo.com

08 March 2007, 02:57 AM	#4
K4Z3R Newspaper Editor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas. Penguin Name: 7 Z dude,K4Z3r 7 Posts: 82	That one was preety funny.3535353535 __________________ The statement below is false. The statement above is true. I speak the truth.

08 March 2007, 02:59 AM	#5
Makarov Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Penguin Name: Pitpenguins Posts: 6,602 Makarov is currently a mod for over two years now.	I have a second one. Mickey Mouse wants to divorce Miney Mouse. The judge says,"Give me one good reason?" Mickey Mouse replies,"She is *******g Goofey!" Do you get it __________________ [ Forum Problems? Contact Me. makarov.mccp@yahoo.com**

08 March 2007, 03:00 AM	#6
K4Z3R Newspaper Editor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas. Penguin Name: 7 Z dude,K4Z3r 7 Posts: 82	Yea i get it that one was also funny. __________________ The statement below is false. The statement above is true. I speak the truth.

08 March 2007, 02:41 AM	#2
Tokyo Boy PERMA-BANNED Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tokyo, Japan Penguin Name: Tokyo Boy Posts: 920	That one wasn't so great. Here's a good one: Two men walk into a bar. You think one of them would've seen it!

08 March 2007, 03:04 AM	#7
Makarov Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Penguin Name: Pitpenguins Posts: 6,602 Makarov is currently a mod for over two years now.	I am out. Leave while I am on top. (Sounds dumb/ out of jokes.) Wait remember reality. My brother's friend's Mom asked my brother's friend's brother if he knew who the president was. The little brother (1st grader) said yea, ******n Chuck Norris __________________ [ Forum Problems? Contact Me. makarov.mccp@yahoo.com**

08 March 2007, 03:05 AM	#8
!~Hi/2 o o 6~! Snowball Fighter Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Colorado Penguin Name: liek lol gaiz club penyun Posts: 2,247	Ok a got an old "classic" here. Long one. Ok, so there are 3 guys, named Shut up, Manners, and Poop. Shut-Up is really crazy. Manners is well, nice. Poop is stupid. So one day, they are driving down the highway very fast. Since Poop is stupid, he sticks his head out of the window, and flies out of it. Then, Shut-up starts speeding as fast as he can down the road. Manners yells to him, "Stop the car! We got to get poop!" Shut-up doesn't listen, so Manners gets out of the car and goes and get Poop. All of a sudden, a Cop pulls over Shut Up. He walks ove to Shut-up, and asks "What is your name?" Shut-up responds, "Shut-up" The Cop asks again,"What is your name"? "Shut-up". The Cop then says, "I'll give you one more chance, what is your name?" "Shut-up" The Cop then says "Where are your manners?" Shut-up responds, "Back on the road, picking up Poop!" Tell me what you think. __________________ I'm Gone.

08 March 2007, 03:08 AM	#9
K4Z3R Newspaper Editor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas. Penguin Name: 7 Z dude,K4Z3r 7 Posts: 82	That was a really good one. 35353535353 __________________ The statement below is false. The statement above is true. I speak the truth.

08 March 2007, 03:11 AM	#10
Gangsterguy3000 Bean Counter Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Antonio, Texas Penguin Name: don't play Posts: 375	its good but i've heard it before when i was in 4th grade __________________ Thanks Spikker for the avvy. Thanks royaljoejoe for the sig. Xbox Live Gamertag: Longhorn Guy29

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