How to End a Life: Remix

Rigsandbill · 08 July 2007, 02:14 PM

You may remember my parody, "How to End a Life". It caused some upset, and some people went so far as to say I was an insane, deranged killer. Well, if you didn't like the old version, I guarantee you will HATE the new one. Enjoy.

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Step one, you slay the chickens BAWK!
You leave the living hens to gawk
The cows are glaring back at you
And then they utter their last moo
Animals are ducking out of sight
As they go left, you take a bite
On the floor there’s blood and grain
The chickens wonder why you slayed ‘em

Why did I kill tom, he was a friend
I shot a bullet through his head
I would have stabbed him all through the night
Had I known how to end a life

Let him know that you know Bess
Tell him that you will kill Bess
Try to get caught in a fence
While eating a poison sandwich
“Lay off,” you say, “That is all wrong!”
And then hit him with a gong
And slay his chickens too
And slay his chickens toooo

Why did I kill tom, he was a friend
I shot a bullet through his head
I would have stabbed him all through the night
Had I known how to end a life

As he begins to slay his horse
You slaughter yours and grant it some remorse
Die as you leap onto the road
Or break your leg and your father’s.
He will leap up and do two things:
First he’ll admit that he’s bob dole
Or he’ll growl just like a troll
And you begin to slap his head with coal

Why did I kill tom, he was a friend
I shot a bullet through his head
I would have stabbed him all through the night
Had I known how to end a life

How to end a life… (BAWK)
How to end a life… (MOO)
How to end a life

Newtown11 · 08 July 2007, 02:48 PM

This version is better.
It's dirtier and uncensored.
I love it.

walmartshrty · 08 July 2007, 04:49 PM

I loves this version...

It's BAWLIN! Just kidding but I do like this one a bit better, it sounds like a barnyard sing along.

AkaBob22 · 08 July 2007, 04:56 PM

Lol. I think a cried from laughter. ROTFLOL.
Lol.

08 July 2007, 02:14 PM	#1
Rigsandbill PERMA-BANNED Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Westchester, NY Penguin Name: Rigsandbill or Runy. Posts: 1,869	How to End a Life: Remix You may remember my parody, "How to End a Life". It caused some upset, and some people went so far as to say I was an insane, deranged killer. Well, if you didn't like the old version, I guarantee you will HATE the new one. Enjoy. -------- -------- Step one, you slay the chickens BAWK! You leave the living hens to gawk The cows are glaring back at you And then they utter their last moo Animals are ducking out of sight As they go left, you take a bite On the floor there’s blood and grain The chickens wonder why you slayed ‘em Why did I kill tom, he was a friend I shot a bullet through his head I would have stabbed him all through the night Had I known how to end a life Let him know that you know Bess Tell him that you will kill Bess Try to get caught in a fence While eating a poison sandwich “Lay off,” you say, “That is all wrong!” And then hit him with a gong And slay his chickens too And slay his chickens toooo Why did I kill tom, he was a friend I shot a bullet through his head I would have stabbed him all through the night Had I known how to end a life As he begins to slay his horse You slaughter yours and grant it some remorse Die as you leap onto the road Or break your leg and your father’s. He will leap up and do two things: First he’ll admit that he’s bob dole Or he’ll growl just like a troll And you begin to slap his head with coal Why did I kill tom, he was a friend I shot a bullet through his head I would have stabbed him all through the night Had I known how to end a life How to end a life… (BAWK) How to end a life… (MOO) How to end a life

08 July 2007, 02:48 PM	#2
Newtown11 Igloo Architect Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: between the brackets. Posts: 2,626 Newtown11 is currently over there.	This version is better. It's dirtier and uncensored. I love it. __________________ contact site blog twitter

08 July 2007, 04:49 PM	#3
walmartshrty I can has popular? Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Peanut Gallery Penguin Name: 1124123993 Posts: 9,305 walmartshrty is currently PARTYING LIKE IT'S 2009	I loves this version... It's BAWLIN! Just kidding but I do like this one a bit better, it sounds like a barnyard sing along. __________________ Your signature makes your avatar look fat.

08 July 2007, 04:56 PM	#4
AkaBob22 Speedboat Captain Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Oh hi oh Penguin Name: AkaBob22, 1100 days old. Posts: 3,753	Lol. I think a cried from laughter. ROTFLOL. Lol. __________________ "Death to the Heathens" You want a ride on my Speedboat? TOO BAD!

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