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Old 20 November 2009, 02:10 AM   #41
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How do you get in the car?
If you read it, it only asks you to get into your car, it doesn't say you have to drive the car, simply get inside it. Anyway, I would break the window with my hands or my feet, you don't NEED an object to break the window.
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Wait a second... We don't even have shoes?

Whoa. We're either extremely stupid or we were at a wild party all night.
That would explain why you're in the middle of nowhere with your keys in a broken-down car.
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Old 20 November 2009, 07:59 PM   #42
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easy! if the bottom of the car is removable, i would use tools to take it off!
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My phone has GPS so I beat all of you

My phone's battery wouldn't be completely dead (it usually isn't), all I would have to do is find a spot with a higher temperature. I turn on the phone, and within the <1 minute (less than or equal to 1 minute) I have, I send an SOS signal over GPS, and wait for somebody to pick it up. I then come up with a plausible excuse for why I'm naked. Which may or may not include alcohol.
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Old 21 November 2009, 12:33 AM   #44
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My phone has GPS so I beat all of you

My phone's battery wouldn't be completely dead (it usually isn't), all I would have to do is find a spot with a higher temperature. I turn on the phone, and within the <1 minute (less than or equal to 1 minute) I have, I send an SOS signal over GPS, and wait for somebody to pick it up. I then come up with a plausible excuse for why I'm naked. Which may or may not include alcohol.
He said that your phone doesn't have any battery. If it's out of battery, it's out of battery. If you're allowed to do that, I could say "The car isn't COMPLETELY broken down" or "There IS something to break the window". This isn't a cellphone competition.
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