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Astro Barrier Pilot
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Where I am, is where I am not.
Penguin Name: Porygonz
Posts: 967
PoRyGoN-Z is currently liek ಠ_ಠ, but den I wuz liek :D LOL!
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If you read it, it only asks you to get into your car, it doesn't say you have to drive the car, simply get inside it. Anyway, I would break the window with my hands or my feet, you don't NEED an object to break the window.
That would explain why you're in the middle of nowhere with your keys in a broken-down car. |
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Bean Counter
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Texas
Penguin Name: cutie red
Posts: 392
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easy! if the bottom of the car is removable, i would use tools to take it off!
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Newspaper Editor
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My phone has GPS so I beat all of you
![]() My phone's battery wouldn't be completely dead (it usually isn't), all I would have to do is find a spot with a higher temperature. I turn on the phone, and within the <1 minute (less than or equal to 1 minute) I have, I send an SOS signal over GPS, and wait for somebody to pick it up. I then come up with a plausible excuse for why I'm naked. Which may or may not include alcohol.
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Astro Barrier Pilot
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Where I am, is where I am not.
Penguin Name: Porygonz
Posts: 967
PoRyGoN-Z is currently liek ಠ_ಠ, but den I wuz liek :D LOL!
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