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Old 03 November 2009, 06:03 PM   #21
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Oh, in that case My car is a MONSTER TRUCK and i press a button and a motorbike drops down and I drive away on that :3
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Old 03 November 2009, 08:03 PM   #22
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Simple. I spawn a new car, and a swordfish. I equip the swordfish and break the window, take the keys, get in the new car and then drive away without going over the par. Then the starite falls.
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Simple. I spawn a new car, and a swordfish. I equip the swordfish and break the window, take the keys, get in the new car and then drive away without going over the par. Then the starite falls.
This isn't supposed to be about Scribblenauts. I don't know what I would do. I would probably look for a rock them smash the window, then I would have no idea what to do.
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You don't get in the car. You slowly starve to death and wait until somebody discovers your dead body days/months/years later.
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Interesting answers.

I would probably try to find a hard object to throw at the window to break it open, then use LifeAlert. xD
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I would get my 4-wheeler off my trailer and drive away. But first I need the keys. I kick the window in with my steel toed hiking boots. Then I kick in the trunk and get my spare gas for my 4-wheeler.
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I won, right?

I did, right? The suspense is killing me.
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Old 18 November 2009, 06:06 AM   #28
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Which is why you call Superman to fly you away.
You can't do that unless you're Jimmy Olsen 'cos no one else has the right kind of watch.
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Whatcha gonna do now?

All you have to do is take off your shirt/jacket, wrap it round your fist, punch out the passenger seat window (so there's no glass on your seat) so that you can at least get into the car, then try to get the engine to turn, if not, at least you can sleep in your car until someone comes along. They've gotta, sooner or later. And if they don't then you're pretty darn screwed. Unless you fancy a good long walk. Or you're an expert mechanic who can fix cars with no tools.
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Take off my shoe, smash my car window, get in, drive off.
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Take off my shoe, smash my car window, get in, drive off.
That's a good idea. I didn't think of that.
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