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06 July 2009, 01:40 AM
Yes, that's right, shocking though it seems, someone got through my awesome barrier and killed me. For those who are interested, the memorial service is Tuesday.
So anyway, I was on a day trip to the Big Pineapple. I'd been looking forward to it for ages. There I was, minding my own business, debating whether to go on the pineapple ride, when I noticed someone following me. I wasn't worried until I saw something really creepy about them: they were completely identical to me, like a mirror image. I started to run, but there was nowhere to hide. They cornered me quickly, and stabbed me with an extremely sharp knife. And then I died.
So get your detective on, people. I need to be avenged.
So anyway, I was on a day trip to the Big Pineapple. I'd been looking forward to it for ages. There I was, minding my own business, debating whether to go on the pineapple ride, when I noticed someone following me. I wasn't worried until I saw something really creepy about them: they were completely identical to me, like a mirror image. I started to run, but there was nowhere to hide. They cornered me quickly, and stabbed me with an extremely sharp knife. And then I died.
So get your detective on, people. I need to be avenged.