Fun Forum Facts: SPECIAL 2009 OBAMARAMA EDITION

[Dracophile]

Quote this post and you will be banished to a very dark place and fed with a baseball bat! :D

FFF 2008:
http://penguinforum.miniclip.com/showthread.php?t=51349

FFF 2007:
http://penguinforum.miniclip.com/showthread.php?t=18650

In keeping with tradition, here is the third installment of the "Fun Forum Facts" - a tabulation of facts and figures of various parts of the forum. There are a lot of numbers here, I hope you enjoy numbers and statistics - I butchered a math textbook serial killer style to get all of these. It was a lot of work and now the thought police are after me. We should make this quick. (▲&▼ denote changes and movements from last year's stats.)

Usergroup Breakdown:
A look at how many users are in which forum registration group and what they're doing.
As of right now, as in this very moment in time, er, this post... we have 30,808 users who never validated their account (▲20,006), 21,209 registered users (▲10,379), 4 Administrators (▲1), 15 Moderators (▲1), and 5 wonderful personalities from Club Penguin Entertainment (and one of them plays a keytar) (▲▼0). 110 users are currently taking a break and are Banned for the time being (▲18) while 4,204 lost souls are forever banished to the realm of the Permaban (▲2,809). 3 people were doo doo heads and they cannot update their profiles anymore (▲▼0).

Post Post Post Post Post:
A tabulation regarding the total posts and threads on the forums.
Out of those 21,209 registered and active users the forums have a grand total of 949,065 posts (▲321,710 and SO CLOSE to that 1,000,000 mark), for an average of 44 posts per user (▼16). Within all of our forums we also have 69,280 total threads (▲22,929) making for an average of 3 threads per user (▼1).

Highest & Lowest Forums:
The most active and the least active forums.
For its third year running the most active forum here is General Game Discussion, harnessing 18.5% of the forum's total posts (▼4%). Other Consoles is no longer the low man on the totem pole this year as the new winner for "forum with the least amount of posts in it" aka "the forum everyone apparently hates" is MCCP-TV with a percentage so embarrassingly low it was originally expressed in scientific notation on my calculator: 0.0007% (▲▼N/A).

Birds & Bees:
The number of boys & girls on the forums.
We have 8,069 boys and 600 girls on the forum proving once and for all that Club Penguin is the manly thing to do. Actually, this is a skewed proportion because the ad bot accounts automatically choose "boy" as a gender because it is first on the list (this is why I am not showing changes from last year in this category). To hopefully combat this in the future I am adding "AD BOT" to the list of genders. We will see how that works out.

Give Club Penguin All Your Moneys:
Who's a member and who's a nonmember.
1,493 of our users here have a membership with Club Penguin (▲615) while 1,362 other users decided to do something else for five bucks a month (▲575). We still have slightly more members than non-members, leading me to again wonder why there are so many non-member discrimination complaint threads. You are the minority!

911 Is A Joke:
Total reported posts versus the total number of infractions.
Users have blown the magic police whistle 18,941 times on bad posts since the forums have opened (▲10,678). Only 6,565 of those posts were things that actually required moderator intervention though (▲2,631), leading to an average of 34.6% (▲2.6%).

Most Active Users:
Users who spam the most. (List does not include banned users.)
10. Vital Viper (4,734) (▼4)
9. link4562 (4,923) (▲▼NEW)
8. Poisenman101 (5,313) (▲▼NEW)
7. Pen Rua (5,829) (▲▼NEW)
6. kogeck (6,107) (▲▼NEW)
5. Pitty (6,406) (▲▼0)
4. Spem (6,855) (▼1)
3. Phenom (7,659) (▼1)
2. walmartshrty (8,101) (▲2)
1. Dracophile (9,604) (▲▼0)

Dracophile has 1% of the forum's total posts. (▲▼0%)

Top Referrers:
Users who have gotten the most people to join the forums.
5. Balthasar (10) (▼1)
4. Google, Poisenman101 (14) (▲1 Poisenman101)
3. Ben (32) (▲▼0)
2. Vital Viper (61) (▲▼0)
1. Dracophile (76) (▲▼0)

Note: There is no total count of referrals, a percentage is not available.

Total Permabans:
Total number of permabans per moderator.
This is no longer a feasible process seeing as how they are hand-counted and Poisenman101 alone has almost 2,000 bans, literally the total number of bans from simply LAST YEAR. There is no option to have the forum automatically tally the bans for us.

Poisenman101 has 46% of the forum's total permabans. (▲▼N/A)

Infractions/Warnings Given (by Category):
Total number of infractions given listed by their categories.
10. No Beta/Demo (35) (▲▼0)
9. Did Not Read Stickies (139) (▲▼0)
8. Bumping A Thread (210) (▲▼0)
7. Trolling/Flaming (256) (▲▼0)
6. Advertising (309) (▼1)
5. Profanity (319) (▲1)
4. Double/Triple Posting (1,037) (▲▼0)
3. 25 Characters (1,077)* (▼1)
2. Spamming (1,251) (▼1)
1. Custom Infraction (1,378)** (▲3)

Custom Infractions make up 21% of the forum's total infractions and warnings given. (▲▼N/A)
*Formerly known as (and includes) "35 Characters"
**This category includes infractions that were given for frozen "Rule Violator" ranks and other assorted infractions for broken rules.

Infractions/Warnings Given (by Moderator):
Total number of infractions given listed by who gave them.
20. Robo (19) (▲▼NEW)
19. Dalt584 (30) (▲▼NEW)
18. Caboose (36) (▼3)
17. 7styl3 (49) (▲▼NEW)
16. CaiN! (44) (▲▼NEW)
15. SteveTParkin (131) (▼2)
14. Hamustar (170) (▲▼0)
13. Vital Viper (167) (▼2)
12. Ziek (182) (▲▼NEW)
11. Tetusmonchi (189) (▲1)
10. I Ate A Fish (214) (▼1)
9. Dracophile (235) (▼1)
8. Notre (257) (▼2)
7. ToM! (374) (▲3)
6. Balthasar (409) (▼2)
5. Pitty (460) (▲2)
4. TnT (466) (▲1)
3. FunnyBoy (529) (▼2)
2. Spem (552) (▲▼0)
1. Poisenman101 (1,532) (▲2)

Poisenman101 has 23% of the forum's total infractions and warnings given (▲▼N/A). He also took FunnyBoy's place, which he had held for two years in a row.

Total Moderations:
The total number of "moderations" by a Moderator (deleting, pinning, editing, etc).
25. Screenhog (42) (▼6)
24. Polo Field (46) (▼3)
23. scoOtZ (71) (▼5)
22. Pendragon (74) (▼6)
21. Caboose (140) (▼6)
20. Guitarist (144) (▼3)
19. Dalt584 (153) (▲▼NEW)
18. SteveTParkin (219) (▼4)
17. Robo (274) (▲▼NEW)
16. CaiN! (296) (▲▼NEW)
15. I Ate A Fish (343) (▼2)
14. 7styl3 (496) (▲▼NEW)
13. Notre (1,464) (▼3)
12. Ziek (1,604) (▲▼NEW)
11. Hamustar (1,656) (▲1)
10. Vital Viper (1,821) (▼1)
9. Pitty (2,212) (▲2)
8. Tetsumonchi (2,214) (▲▼0)
7. Spem (2,329) (▲▼0)
6. FunnyBoy (3,688) (▼3)
5. TnT (4,043) (▲▼0)
4. ToM! (4,781) (▲2)
3. Balthasar (6,070) (▼2)
2. Dracophile (6,105) (▲▼0)
1. Poisenman101 (10,935) (▲3)

Poisenman101 has performed 21% of the forum's total moderations (▲▼N/A).

Here's something new for the year, some random awards and whatnot that mean absolutely nothing and are pretty much mostly just for fun.

Most Likely To Break His Spacebar Award
Dracophile
Most posts.

Sir Post-A-Lot Award
walmartshrty
Biggest positive jump in the "Most Posts" list.

Lead Foot Award
Spem
No movement in the staff rankings between this year and last year.

In The Green Award
Spem
Consistently moving up in rank across all 3 years.

Where'd You Go? Award
Vital Viper
Consistently moving down in ranks across all 3 years.

Just Got Roasted Award
Prioritizer, Ben, Crazy-Bot, Loco Robo Draco, Ice Pinapple, Admin X II, & Roastmaster
Ranked too low to be featured in the ranks this year.

Do Something Already! Award
rsnail, hypnobe & Tim
Staff members who have yet to make an appearance in the rankings.

Thought Police Award
The Entire Staff
For making "Custom" the most common infraction.

Beastie Boys Award
Poisenman101
For sabotaging the list of total permabans.

Remember Me Award
Caboose
Lowest ranked former MCCP staff still on the ranking list.

Double Agent Award
hypnobe
Former MCCP user becoming staff on the original Miniclip forums.

Head Start Award
Ziek
Debuting highest in the ranks out of this year's new mods.

Double Time Award
Guitarist
Highest ranked Miniclip moderator on the lists.

NHI Lifetime Achievement Award
Hamustar
Highest ranked NHI moderator on the lists.

Dedication Award
Balthasar
Highest ranked former staff on the lists.

Missing In Action Award
FunnyBoy
Total movement of -5 in the rankings.

Most Improved Moderator Award
ToM!
Total movement of +5 in the rankings.

Moderator Of The Year Award
Poisenman101
First place in total permabans, total infractions, and total moderations.

Administrator Of The Year Award
Dracophile
Uncontested. Haha.

[Agent Pointy]

Wow, Poise tottally owned you Draco.:P

Also, why are Poisenman and Google the same thing in the referals list?

[Dracophile]

Also, why are Poisenman and Google the same thing in the referals list?

It's a tie. There's actually a user named Google.

[Tom]

Awesome! How did you calculate the genders and memberships?

[John-h]

I love forum facts, can't wait for next year. :)

[kogeck]

Obamarama meaning what?
It looks like the forums are moving up and down in statistics, and it's weird to see all of the changes since last year and the year before. Too bad there's no funky banner this year.
Ah, I've been #6 on that list for some time. I suppose that I'm too lazy to post in every thread I see.

[Guardian Ou]

Yay. I have 2 awards. :D

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Awesome job putting this together Draco!

[ironicman520]

It looks like the NYSE has a challenger now. Nice job putting all the numbers together. Edit: Also congrats to all who won those awards too.

[Bludycomicsinc]

This facts are completely useless, but I still like reading them. Hooray for useless facts!

How come I didn't get any awards though? I'm obviously the most awesome user here. With my legendary spork of awesomeness. It's a Spoon and a Fork at the same time! What isn't awesome about that?

[Ironpanther]

These Random Facts are awesome but useless. It's always nice to see random facts.

[PoRyGoN-Z]

OH yeeeeeeeahhh! It's SOOOOO fun to see these facts... BESIDES THE FACT THAT THERE'S NO "Most obnoxious user" AWARD! :shout: Just kidding! I love useless facts! (But there should still be an award for it)

[JoeyPeng]

It's a tie. There's actually a user named Google.

Well then Balthasar is not really 5th, is she? She's 6th. There are 5 users with more referrals than her.

[Dracophile]

Awesome! How did you calculate the genders and memberships?

I can view who has what in their profile fields, such as how many people answered "yes" to "Are you a Member?" :)

Obamarama meaning what?
It looks like the forums are moving up and down in statistics, and it's weird to see all of the changes since last year and the year before. Too bad there's no funky banner this year.
Ah, I've been #6 on that list for some time. I suppose that I'm too lazy to post in every thread I see.

Obamarama meaning Obama is the President now, and wasn't the last time I did these. :P

edit: Joey, for the past 3 FFF's I've simply just listed everyone as 1 rank when there is a tie.

[link4562]

Hooray! I have an award. 9th most active user. Achievement unlocked :O!

911 Is A Joke:
Total reported posts versus the total number of infractions.
Users have blown the magic police whistle 18,941 times on bad posts since the forums have opened (▲10,678). Only 6,565 of those posts were things that actually required moderator intervention though (▲2,631), leading to an average of 34.6% (▲2.6%).

Lol, that's interesting.

[walmartshrty]

It is nice to finally get recognition for my spamming.

I'm not quite sure if I should be insulted though since you called me a sir. I guess I should have posted more in the "wuz ur ginder thred?"

:)

[JoeyPeng]

edit: Joey, for the past 3 FFF's I've simply just listed everyone as 1 rank when there is a tie.
Ah, I see.
It is nice to finally get recognition for my spamming.

I'm not quite sure if I should be insulted though since you called me a sir. I guess I should have posted more in the "wuz ur ginder thred?"

:)
I don't think Madam-spam-alot quite has the same ring.

[Dracophile]

It is nice to finally get recognition for my spamming.

I'm not quite sure if I should be insulted though since you called me a sir. I guess I should have posted more in the "wuz ur ginder thred?"

:)

Nono, I know you're a lady. :P The award title was a play on "Sir Lancealot"

[walmartshrty]

Ah, I see.

I don't think Madam-spam-alot quite has the same ring.

It does, you just have to say it the right way.

[Oceanside344]

Awesome job Draco. I love random stats and stuff.

[MarioFan107]

It's always fun to read all the new forum facts each year. I can't wait for next year.;)

[Mook]

I've been waiting to see the Forum Facts of 2009. :P

Nice job. I like looking at random facts such as this. It seems like more boys than girls join forums..a trend I see there.

Once again, thanks for putting the facts together.

[TheHuskerDu]

Once again, for the 3rd year in a row, I'm not in it anywhere. Because I'm not cool like you guys. :P

Good job on this, Draco.

[Rapidy]

Quote this post and you will be banished to a very dark place and fed with a baseball bat! :D

Bring on the baseball bat!

[Tolni]

Whoa....Useless forum facts...FTW!

[7Styl3]

17. 7styl3 (49) (▲▼NEW)
16. CaiN! (44) (▲▼NEW)

Messed up numbers? :P

I love the forum facts, especially when I am in it. :P

Too bad there's no banner for this year. D:

[Check]

I love random facts, now I got that Rock and Roll stuck in my head
(Sing that to the tune of I Love Rock'n'Roll)

[Samwesty999]

I've been looking forward to see this years forum facts and they are finally here! It is really fun and interesting to look at. Poise has banned loads of people, he seems like 3 moderators in 1.

[Snathan!]

Couldn't there also be an award for achieving absolutely nothing over all 3 years?
Because I think that'd be great :P

[Ziek]

Oh wow, I won an award. I don't know how I managed that. :P

These are always interesting to look at.

[LOL]

Cool, Balth owns the most and she hasn't been on since months.

I think PMan has no li- I mean PMan rocks my sox:scary:

[_Nitrogamer_]

this has nothing to do with obamarama. your life is now forfeit.
nice list, we are soooo close to hitting that 1,000,000 mark. you guys better get in gear and start posting:shout::mad:

[Robo]

I love FFFs, they're very interesting to look at. I can't believe I've given out the least amount of infractions/warnings though. :(

[Pen Rua]

woop, I'm no. 7 on the most active list.

[Oceanside344]

nice list, we are soooo close to hitting that 1,000,000,000 mark. you guys better get in gear and start posting:shout::mad:

Either you are have a few too many zeroes in there or I missed ALOT of posts on here.:P

Couldn't there also be an award for achieving absolutely nothing over all 3 years?
Because I think that'd be great :P


I'd like that award too.:P

[Chandru]

I love FFFs, they're very interesting to look at. I can't believe I've given out the least amount of infractions/warnings though. :(
I guess you're too nice. But don't give me an infraction for that.

[walmartshrty]

I'd like that award too.:P

What are you talking about? You already have that award. :P

[Snoopy4life]

Draco, I'm naming you Glenn Coco for a second just so I can do this once for you putting the statistics together...

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/4/128782594870932968.jpg

=]

[peguin21795]

I want to quote this whole thread and see what happens :D
Btw, nice statistics.

[Bizor]

Wow, a million statistics about Mods, who knew?

[Oceanside344]

What are you talking about? You already have that award. :P

Technically I can't have it cause it doesn't exist. :scary:

But yes, I would own that award if it existed.:P

[Poisenman101]

Poise has banned loads of people, he seems like 3 moderators in 1.

I pretty much had the graveyard shift all to myself until Styl and Dalton came on board. There was always LOTS of clean up work to do when I got on. Notice how much work Dalton has done in the short time he has been a Mod? Graveyard shift, baby.

I think PMan has no li- I mean PMan rocks my sox:scary:

I'm just so efficient and awesome...that's what you meant to say right? Right??:P

[Snoopy4life]

I'm just so efficient and awesome...that's what you meant to say right? Right??:P

New Ego-juice sponsor right here, ladies and gents.

[ThisIsSparta]

Hey, nice job on making this whole thing. Althrough there should be an award about living in the most boring country, because then I would win :P

[conman1001]

I'm so going to be on the Best spamming I mean Most active user list next year.

Edit: Wow, i'm closer than I thought. (31st)

[Roastmaster]

I like how you named an award after me and gave it to me. For sucking. :( BOY I JUST GOT ROASTED.

edit: lol I just unpinned this. :cool:

[Big Moose]

I can't say I am to surprised Poise got best mod of the year..:rolleyes:
All those bans he should some rank of his own like "punisher" or something.. O.O