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Chandru
06 February 2009, 12:50 AM
This morning, a New York man who did not have change paid for coffee with his car.

According to the Starbucks employees, the man, Stuart Katz, came into the coffee shop at around 8:30 am and asked if he could get a cup of coffee for free. When they declined, he ran to his car to look for change.

When there was none, he went to the store and asked people in the store for money. Then, realizing that he had an appointment at 9 and that he needed caffeine, he offered the employees his car.

"It's a brand new Kia sedan, fully loaded and a full tank of gas", Katz reportedly told the employees. "It should be worth plenty of coffees. I'll take a Venti of the most expensive one you've got."

Starbucks employees said that he could have 10000 more of those same coffees, and that they would recognize him if he sang a secret song.

"This is so no impostors come along and get free coffee", the manager of the branch said.

When asked what they were to do with the car, the employees said that they would sell it and split. Some would pay rent, some would go shopping, and others buy used cars with the money.

Starbucks corporate declined to comment.



Original Story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29038814/ (http://snipurl.com/bdqtt) Click it for full story

Makarov
06 February 2009, 01:07 AM
Wow. What an idiot. There was probably going to be coffee at his meeting.

Chandru
06 February 2009, 01:09 AM
Wow. What an idiot. There was probably going to be coffee at his meeting.

That's not all. Click the link to see
what you must.

walmartshrty
06 February 2009, 01:18 AM
I have decided I'm going to sell my goat for coffee.

Lambo178
06 February 2009, 01:56 AM
I suddenly have an urge to sell my soul for some coffee. You think they're going to accept it?
I think it's pretty stupid. There could have been some coffee at the meeting.

Chandru
06 February 2009, 01:58 AM
I again want to reiterate that you MUST click the link for full effect.

Check
06 February 2009, 02:05 AM
Original Story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29038814/ (http://snipurl.com/bdqtt) Click it for full story
Oh no, no way.
I hatz you.
GUYS DON'T CLICK ITS A RICKROLL!

Gamerboy
06 February 2009, 02:08 AM
Yeah the link is the octuplets thing though. :)

Some of us copy text links if they look at where the link goes to is somewhere unknown. What is it by the way?

Jeebus
06 February 2009, 02:14 AM
How did he get to the meeting if he had no car and no money? :p

Chandru
06 February 2009, 02:19 AM
Yeah the link is the octuplets thing though. :)

Some of us copy text links if they look at where the link goes to is somewhere unknown. What is it by the way?

What?

BTW if your'e interested in being in my follow-up story let me know.
You all will be.

Phenom
06 February 2009, 03:27 AM
Achievement unlocked: Being annoying :rolleyes:

It was too good to be true.

Snoopy4life
06 February 2009, 03:36 AM
Oh what a joy. People need to get off their caffeine high :\