Thief Suffers Frozen Chicken Injury

[Freebee93]

A thief who used a frozen chicken as a tool to break into a cafe was caught after he cut his wrist and was forced to phone an ambulance, Australian police said.

The man stole the chicken during an earlier break-in at a butcher's shop at Macksville, north of Sydney, but came off second best when he tried to use the frozen bird and some rocks to break into a cafe, slashing open his wrist.
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I thought you needed some cheering up. Well I did to keep from running away to Mars.

That is beyond stupid.

[walmartshrty]

That is some hardcore emoness.

When you start cutting yourself with frozen chicken, you know it's time to call the psyche ward.

[Chandru]

That is some hardcore emoness.

When you start cutting yourself with frozen chicken, you know it's time to call the psyche ward.

They do it on purpose :rolleyes:. This dude did it by accident.

[walmartshrty]

They do it on purpose :rolleyes:. This dude did it by accident.

...So they lead you to believe.

[phenom21]

Oh great, what has the world become? If you're going to do something bad, at least do it right. How does he think? I want to break into a cafe, so now I'm going to get a chicken. Uh-oh the chicken cut me :O. Way to fail. You should have gotten pork :mad:.