Beg Dracophile To Marry You Thread!!!11!

[Steve Green]

http://images.cafepress.com/image/17196775_125x125.jpg

Beg Draco to Marry you in this thread!!!

Draco will you please marry me!! I'm not doing it for the Achievement! I will sign a Prenuptial agreement that states I only get half the achievement! :scary:

[The Chosen One]

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Steve Irwin, Jr. (1G)
Use the "REPTILES" tag outside of the Snakes N' Thangs forum.

[Bridget]

Woah Steve never knew you played for that team.

[Steve Green]

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Steve Irwin, Jr. (1G)
Use the "REPTILES" tag outside of the Snakes N' Thangs forum.

Woot.

Woah Steve never knew you played for that team.

I'd be the leading scorer for Draco. :scary:

[Phenom]

I'd only marry Draco if he was into serious relationships, if not, why waste me time? :P

[blingstr]

Dracophile is going to convince his girlfreind to join the forums as Mrs. Dracophile and that achievement is specifically for her. (That's what i have heard)

[Pen Rua]

i <3 draco. marry meeee <3

[Mook]

Draco marry me too.<3

Please? ;P

[Samwesty999]

Marry me Draco! I promise I will never be mean about your scaly skin, and I will give you boiled humans to eat everyday! :D How about it?

[CoolGuy0934]

Draco you don't have to actually marry me just give me that achievement. I gave you that Spyro userbar. =3

[conman1001]

Draco, will you marry me? I want another achievement.

[Tom Yellow - Penguin]

marry me roastmaster<3<3
I want to be Mrs. Roasty.:scary:

[LOL]

Loco robo Draco marry me we will have PG kids :D I wanna be Misturr Loco Robo Draco. Dracophile is going to convince his girlfreind to join the forums as Mrs. Dracophile and that achievement is specifically for her. (That's what i have heard)

You didn't "hear" it. I posted it. The exact same thing, what you paraphrased.

[Capt. Fiskers]

You can't have my achievement... and I can't share, since you can't divide by zero...



(P.S. Draco's not into polygamy. Sorry.)

[Tom Yellow - Penguin]

You can't have my achievement... and I can't share, since you can't divide by zero...



(P.S. Draco's not into polygamy. Sorry.)
You suck .
And I can divide by zero, cuz I am cool like you.
3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
Kai, I can't. ):

[Steve Green]

You can't have my achievement... and I can't share, since you can't divide by zero...



(P.S. Draco's not into polygamy. Sorry.)

Well you can tell Draco that if he doesn't pay penguin support im taking him to court!

[The Chosen One]

dracophile you have to give me money to pay for our 23 mexican children :(

[iWaddle]

You can't have my achievement... and I can't share, since you can't divide by zero...



(P.S. Draco's not into polygamy. Sorry.)

Hey sexy. Wanna chat? http://i37.tinypic.com/s5fwnq.gif
haha, nice joke. :p

[walmartshrty]

You can't have my achievement... and I can't share, since you can't divide by zero...



(P.S. Draco's not into polygamy. Sorry.)

Are you sure? WE COULD HAVE A LOVER THREESOME. <3

[Superspy4]

Are you sure? WE COULD HAVE A LOVER THREESOME. <3

wanna make that 4?
now i've got to use the reptile tag outside VV's forum...

[Dragonair]

Draco you don't have to actually marry me just give me that achievement. I gave you that Spyro userbar. =3

Excuse me? I was the one who made the Spyro userbar.

[walmartshrty]

wanna make that 4?
now i've got to use the reptile tag outside VV's forum...
;D
This could get complex.


Excuse me? I was the one who made the Spyro userbar.

I sense a cat fight over that Mrs. Dracophile achievement. I'm rooting for Dragonair. HE WILL WHOOP BOOTIE.

[Dracophile]

The achievement's taken - sorry guys. Now don't try to sabotage the relationship. I'll make sure you get the Lowtax achievement.

[Powdinet]

The achievement's taken - sorry guys. Now don't try to sabotage the relationship. I'll make sure you get the Lowtax achievement.

One thing I don't understand:

Why is the Lowtax achievement 8G if we would never post in the forums again :/

[walmartshrty]

Come on Draco, way to bring down the romantic atmosphere. :(

[Superspy4]

The achievement's taken - sorry guys. Now don't try to sabotage the relationship. I'll make sure you get the Lowtax achievement.

I already have that, sorry draco. along with underage and rule breaking :P

[CoolGuy0934]

Excuse me? I was the one who made the Spyro userbar.

Yes but I let him have it. :P

Is it just be or being an expert gamer possible if you can't even get all of the achievements.

[Dracophile]

Yes but I let him have it. :P

Is it just be or being an expert gamer possible if you can't even get all of the achievements.

It's not impossible just really hard to get. :P

[LOL]

The achievement's taken - sorry guys. Now don't try to sabotage the relationship. I'll make sure you get the Lowtax achievement.

I already have it.:cool:

I think Mrs Draco should post more. D:

[Dracophile]

I already have it.:cool:

I think Mrs Draco should post more. D:

She's very busy during the week, she'll be around on the weekends... but not this once since she's going out of town. :P

[iWaddle]

She's very busy during the week, she'll be around on the weekends... but not this once since she's going out of town. :P

Gimme her location I wanna kidna- I mean meet her. :)

[Tom Yellow - Penguin]

Gimme her location I wanna kidna- I mean meet her. :)
123 fake street, springfield.
edit: omg i beat lol in a funny ;O

[LOL]

Gimme her location I wanna kidna- I mean meet her. :)

Call me when you learn it because I can hep you on kil- I mean buying a gift for her:)

[Dracophile]

Gimme her location I wanna kidna- I mean meet her. :)

Call me when you learn it because I can hep you on kil- I mean buying a gift for her:)

I will give both of you a tracheotomy with an unsharpened pencil if you lay a finger on her. :3

[Steve Green]

I will give both of you a tracheotomy with an unsharpened pencil if you lay a finger on her. :3

OMG did draco just threaten ur necks?! :O Draco care's about Mrs. Fiskers! I can't wait to see little dragon's flying around posting in the billy mays mega thread :scary:

[Butters]

If you guys have not clearly seen in the Valentines thread, he is mine, and he shall be forever (Sorry Draco you signed the contract)

[iWaddle]

I will give both of you a tracheotomy with an unsharpened pencil if you lay a finger on her. :3

I'll call the cops on you if you don't give me your wi---- I mean if you hurt me in any way.

This would be an epic roleplay. xD

[Robofire2]

Marry me plz draco,come on PLZ I already got you a car.

-Wait wat am I saying I'm a boy

[7Styl3]

Marry me plz draco,come on PLZ I already got you a car.

-Wait wat am I saying I'm a boy

You shoot wrong target. :P

Nah, I prefer Loco Robo Draco. :rolleyes:

[LOL]

You shoot wrong target. :P

Nah, I prefer Loco Robo Draco. :rolleyes:

I wanted it first. ):<

Draco you should post on LRD more. Screw roastmasta.

[7Styl3]

I wanted it first. ):<

Draco you should post on LRD more. Screw roastmasta.

You Mrs. Loco Robo Draco wannabe. :D

*wishes Mrs. Draco to leave draco*

[Basketcase1]

MARREH MEH DWACO OR SUFFAHHH!

You're already married? Hmph. This is what I have to say to that:

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/Marneus767/LOLWUT5.jpg

Transalated lolwut for all you peoples out there who don't know what 'lolwut' is:

http://www.saabcentral.com/phpgallery/albums/album49/Lolwut_verbose.jpg

MARREH MEH!

[Steve Green]

MARREH MEH DWACO OR SUFFAHHH!

You're already married? Hmph. This is what I have to say to that:

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/Marneus767/LOLWUT5.jpg

Transalated lolwut for all you peoples out there who don't know what 'lolwut' is:

http://www.saabcentral.com/phpgallery/albums/album49/Lolwut_verbose.jpg

MARREH MEH!

Hahahaha, LOLWUT DRACO? No but really come on, I am half way there like you said, just let me have the achivement.. -_-

[Sad Prince]

I would only marry Draco if he has a gender change.

[Pen Rua]

I would only marry Draco if he has a gender change.
I would marry him whatever gender he is <3 Joke

[Tom Yellow - Penguin]

I love Draco. But Draco hates me, so I'm a step behind all of you. D:

[Pen Rua]

Please marry me! I am a non eater of Dino Nuggets...

[Check]

Dracophile.
In the almost year that I have been on these forums, I have come to a startling realisation. I am in love with you.
I will pine away and die without you, dearest Draco.
It is my life goal and dream to become Mrs Dracophile.
That is even what I said to the Careers Counsellor. That my future career was to marry you.
Which is completely what we need to do.
So.
*er-hem*
Draco, dearest and most beloved Dracophile, world's most attractive dragon ever, will you marry me?
Pretty please, in a white china dish of vanilla bean ice cream, fresh strawberries, hardening chocolate sauce and caramel fudge, covered in maple syrup and icing sugar and topped off with chocolate hail, rainbow hail, hundreds and thousands, and several cherries. Also a small rubber reptile in a pink tutu.

<3<3<3<3<3<3

Too much?

[Dracophile]

Dracophile.
In the almost year that I have been on these forums, I have come to a startling realisation. I am in love with you.
I will pine away and die without you, dearest Draco.
It is my life goal and dream to become Mrs Dracophile.
That is even what I said to the Careers Counsellor. That my future career was to marry you.
Which is completely what we need to do.
So.
*er-hem*
Draco, dearest and most beloved Dracophile, world's most attractive dragon ever, will you marry me?
Pretty please, in a white china dish of vanilla bean ice cream, fresh strawberries, hardening chocolate sauce and caramel fudge, covered in maple syrup and icing sugar and topped off with chocolate hail, rainbow hail, hundreds and thousands, and several cherries. Also a small rubber reptile in a pink tutu.

<3<3<3<3<3<3

Too much?


That combined with your conversation hearts signature is one of the most adorable things I have ever read - however unfortunately for you I must decline your wonderful offer. Captain Fiskers has stolen more than just my dragon gold.

[Check]

That combined with your conversation hearts signature is one of the most adorable things I have ever read - however unfortunately for you I must decline your wonderful offer. Captain Fiskers has stolen more than just my dragon gold.
You have broken my heart. I will never love again.
Well, for at least half an hour.

[Bridget]

Wow draco, that green scales is so smexy.
And that Dragon features? YUM.

Will you marry me? *flutters eyes*

[walmartshrty]

Wow draco, that green scales is so smexy.
And that Dragon features? YUM.

Will you marry me? *flutters eyes*

I think Tila Tequila just gagged from reading your post.

[Steve Green]

I think Tila Tequila just gagged from reading your post.

Why Tila Tequila? Sometimes wally just makes me feel strange inside..


OT: Not this megathread you genuis!

[Bridget]

I think Tila Tequila just gagged from reading your post.

Your just jealous of my writing skills ;P

[walmartshrty]

Why Tila Tequila? Sometimes wally just makes me feel strange inside..


OT: Not this megathread you genuis!
;D Tila Tequila is the biggest ho ever. And she gagged from reading Bridget's post. It's not funny when you have to explain a joke, Steve.

I wanted to post in your megathread but I don't want my nuts to be kicked. I'm afraid.



Your just jealous of my writing skills ;P

You got me. Anytime I try to sound like a ho, it sounds like I'm kidding. I need to start being more convincing.

[Steve Green]

;D Tila Tequila is the biggest ho ever. And she gagged from reading Bridget's post. It's not funny when you have to explain a joke, Steve.

I wanted to post in your megathread but I don't want my nuts to be kicked. I'm afraid.



You got me. Anytime I try to sound like a ho, it sounds like I'm kidding. I need to start being more convincing.

Draco wont marry any of us, so we basicly have no point in asking -_-

OT: He will shake ur hand after though ;D

[Bridget]

;D Tila Tequila is the biggest ho ever. And she gagged from reading Bridget's post. It's not funny when you have to explain a joke, Steve.

I wanted to post in your megathread but I don't want my nuts to be kicked. I'm afraid.



You got me. Anytime I try to sound like a ho, it sounds like I'm kidding. I need to start being more convincing.

Im not sounding like a ho D:
Isnt the whole point of this thread is to joke around about asking him?

[walmartshrty]

Draco wont marry any of us, so we basicly have no point in asking -_-

OT: He will shake ur hand after though ;D

No, no Steve! That's what he wants you to think! But it's all just a test, and if you dedicate yourself to the cause you will win. (Or be perma-banned.)

OT: YOU GOT ME. I'm going now! ;D



Im not sounding like a ho D:
Isnt the whole point of this thread is to joke around about asking him?

I was joking Bridget. I love you. <3

Make-up air hug?

[Bridget]

No, no Steve! That's what he wants you to think! But it's all just a test, and if you dedicate yourself to the cause you will win. (Or be perma-banned.)

OT: YOU GOT ME. I'm going now! ;D



I was joking Bridget. I love you. <3

Make-up air hug?

I dont know..... the hurt is just too real.

(( JK *virtual air hug* ))

[drew618]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-cat-wants-to-be-fluffy-for-his-date.jpg\
Mrs. Fiskers!? I did not know Dragons and Cats mixed.

Before long we will see purple cats with wings and whiskers flyng around.

[walmartshrty]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-cat-wants-to-be-fluffy-for-his-date.jpg\
Mrs. Fiskers!? I did not know Dragons and Cats mixed.

Before long we will see purple cats with wings and whiskers flyng around.

Like Donkey's and the Dragon's kids on Shrek. :D

http://alexbrie.net/images/89.jpg
AWWWWWW....

[Steve Green]

Like Donkey's and the Dragon's kids on Shrek. :D

http://alexbrie.net/images/89.jpg
AWWWWWW....

Haha! I was thinking the same exact thing.

[Dracophile]

Wow draco, that green scales is so smexy.
And that Dragon features? YUM.

Will you marry me? *flutters eyes*

Everyone knows I is purple. :(

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-cat-wants-to-be-fluffy-for-his-date.jpg\
Mrs. Fiskers!? I did not know Dragons and Cats mixed.

Before long we will see purple cats with wings and whiskers flyng around.

Capt Fiskers is not a kitty. :P

[walmartshrty]

Capt Fiskers is not a kitty. :P

Dracophile, that sounded extraordinarily dirty.

[Roastmaster]

marry me roastmaster<3<3
I want to be Mrs. Roasty.:scary:

Why are you proposing to me I do not even know you. :(

[Chandru]

Why are you proposing to me I do not even know you. :(

I thought YOU were begging Draco to marry you :scary:

Anyway, are you single? http://i37.tinypic.com/s5fwnq.gif

[Cool_Waddles]

Draco you are the most good looking dragon this world has ever seen. *gets down on one knee with a pleading face and a ring in hand* Will you marry me Mr Dracophile (fill in last name?) ??? I love you?! :O

[Tom Yellow - Penguin]

Why are you proposing to me I do not even know you. :(
You are like roasting me hard, I love it.<3<3<3

[Roastmaster]

You are a sad strange little man. :O

[Tom Yellow - Penguin]

You are a sad strange little man. :O
http://i28.tinypic.com/a3gwmr.gif
One minute, is there even a Mrs. Roastmaster achievement?:scary:

[Roastmaster]

I am not cool enough to get my own achievement because I don't think I'm a dragon or sleep with them or whatever it is Dracophile is blabbering about this week.

Likewise I've seen the expansion pack coming out and there are some moderator-related icons in there as well. I guess you just have to like snakes or reptiles to be considered for your own achievements - either that or have your own gimmicky forum about reptiles or one about reptiles thinly vieled as superheroes. My gimmicky forum happens to be a shady knock-off of things that VH1 does so I guess I don't count.

Well, that compounded with the fact that I only ever really post whenever there's something like this to be done.

EDIT: Haha wow I totally just noticed that there's an achievement for casting your votes in the MAPs. Mybad. :scary:

[Lambo178]

I already have this achievement. I am Capt. Fisker's half cousin-twice brother-once removed.:scary:

[Penny44546]

My dearest Dracophile, ever since I joined this forum your purple scales seemed to turn me on. *Gets down on knee* Will you please take this honor to marry me? Don't decline. I have Sebastian on speed dial! :P

[Dracophile]

My dearest Dracophile, ever since I joined this forum your green scales seemed to turn me on. *Gets down on knee* Will you please take this honor to marry me? Don't decline. I have Sebastian on speed dial! :P

You guys don't even know what color I am. No way. :P

[leelad999]

Dear Draco,
Your purple (Yes I know what color you are :P ) scales make me go all fuzzy inside, oh and if you do marry me I have an unlimited supply of spyro plushies:
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff35/sevenislucky/plush.jpg

Whaddya say?

[Jpmc10]

OMG Draco, you are the coolest purple dragon I know, and I have you on Xbox live. I AM GAY FOR YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME?

[Penny44546]

You guys don't even know what color I am. No way. :P
I ment to say purple! :P
Your scales still turn me on.

[Dracophile]

Dear Draco,
Your purple (Yes I know what color you are :P ) scales make me go all fuzzy inside, oh and if you do marry me I have an unlimited supply of spyro plushies:
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff35/sevenislucky/plush.jpg

Whaddya say?

This is tempting but I have all the Spyro I need. :3

[Pen Rua]

This is tempting but I have all the Spyro I need. :3
Well, what do you need?

<3

[CoolGuy0934]

Draco I have all the Spyro games. (Except the Legend of Spyro games that is totally not the same timeline or Spyro) I also have a Spyro plushie. You know you want to come over to the dark side.... I mean marry me.
(Nah, I think I'll go with Dark Side)

[Chocolat 65]

Dracophile, I will be honest with you: I have nothing to give you, except my respect :)
Marry me, Sweety-scales :3

PS: Yeah, I know I'm a boy but :rolleyes: *sigh*

[ashendrakar]

i can has draco?

and btw i believe i saw that the color was actually "lavender"

[Dracophile]

i can has draco?

and btw i believe i saw that the color was actually "lavender"

Unfortunately my <3 belongs to Capt Fiskers. :(

[Ryuzaki]

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Happy%20Lizard.jpg
Don't marry me, marry da lizard, plz? :D

[shlurb]

draco, i love you, you!!! now marry me you sexy beast!!!

[deagle98]

draco, i love you, you!!! now marry me you sexy beast!!!

That's Just Creepy ( On My Opinion )

[shlurb]

That's Just Creepy ( On My Opinion )

yeah, it sorta is isnt it. im regretting writing that now as im a boy.

[walmartshrty]

draco, i love you, you!!! now marry me you sexy beast!!!

How can Draco say no to this stud?

[Big Moose]

If you marry me I will supply Cheetos.. I know I'm a guy but I can make things work.. P.s we can stream our house with lizards.. :D

[Kailey]

Draco, I'm secretly Capt. Fiskers. Marry me.

[Dracophile]

Draco, I'm secretly Capt. Fiskers. Marry me.

I really wish I didn't name that achievement after her. We are no longer together, and I'm not really looking right now.

[Tina]

I fail at failing.
D:

Now, Draco please marry me. :D! You know you want to.

[Boxman]

Draco, merry me.

The dragons are waiting for you.

[Butters]

Marry me, I'm Commander Whiskers :3

[Agent Pointy]

Draco, you know we're meant to be together, you even sent me hidden signals.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk181/Poodles_rock/TIS5-25-09.png
Just look at the way Tails and the dragon are deliberately avoiding each others eyes, it was meant to be.

Marry me, Draco!:P

You know you want me :heh:

[Tolni]

AHHHHH! Aliens abducted Dracophile`s girlfriend! Marry him already!

[walmartshrty]

I don't know how Draco is ever going to choose with all of these sexy penguins.

[Dracophile]

Draco, you know we're meant to be together, you even sent me hidden signals.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk181/Poodles_rock/TIS5-25-09.png
Just look at the way Tails and the dragon are deliberately avoiding each others eyes, it was meant to be.

Marry me, Draco!:P

You know you want me :heh:


You drive a hard bargain. :P

[Dannyboy]

Whatever you do, don't marry me, Draco.