The Vital Viper Fact Thread

[Steve Green]

Hello and welcome to the Vital Viper fact thread! Share famous Vital Viper facts with us.

Note: Vital Viper facts are made by replaceing Chuck Norris's name in Chuck Norris facts. :scootz:


-If you had 5 dollars and Vital Viper had 5 dollars, Vital Viper would have more than you.

-Vital Viper walked into McDonalds and got a Big Mac.

-Vital Viper doesn't wear a watch... He decides what time it is.

-Vital Viper can slam a revolving door.

[Vital Viper]

Vital Viper's ego is so big you can see it from space.

[~Pjtush~]

Vital Viper is the reason Waldo is hiding.

[Bridget]

Vital Viper is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Lmbo

Ummm
Vital Vipers tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[Dragonair]

Vital Viper can swim faster than Michael Phelps even without arms and legs.

^ Yeah, I made it up.

[Tom Yellow - Penguin]

Vital Viper's ego can destroy walls.

[Steve Green]

Vital Viper is acually gods dad.

[~Pjtush~]

Vital is so hot, he's the cause of global warming.
Vital Viper trained Arbok.

[Tom Yellow - Penguin]

Vital Viper's cape can cover the whole universe.:D

[Bridget]

Apple pays Vital viper 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Vital viper can sneeze with his eyes open.
Vital viper can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Vital viper is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Vital viper destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Vital viper can kill two stones with one bird.

[Dragonair]

Vital Viper can poison Chuck Norris.

[Chandru]

When Vital Viper looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Vital Viper.

When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Vital Viper, you stop, drop, and die.

We don't know if Vital Viper enjoys a good fight. He's never had one.

Vital Viper bites the hand that feeds him�and eats their entrails So true.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A Vital Viper a day kills.

Vital Viper can unscramble an egg.

When Vital Viper wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

Vital Viper has a vacation home on the sun.

Vital Viper uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.

Vital Viper invented the apple.

Vital Viper Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.

Vital Viper does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.

Vital Viper does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick. So true

Vital Viper can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.

[Steve Green]

Vital Viper and Chuck Norris got into an arguement. Vital Viper didnt move an inch. Chuck Norris is in the Hospital.

[Vital Viper]

LMTO!

They are all great but I think this is my fav so far:

"Vital viper destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise."

RAWR :vitalviper:

[Steve Green]

LMTO!

They are all great but I think this is my fav so far:

"Vital viper destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise."

RAWR :vitalviper:

Vital Viper's number 1 fan is god.

[Vital Viper]

Vital Viper's number 1 fan is god.
That's pretty good to :P

Great thread idea, I can feel my ego growing to 11/10 ;)

[Liquidfired]

here is Vital Viper fact.

Vital Viper's Ego was so strong that it made a big astroid that killed all the dinosaurs.
Too bad now the dinosaurs are extinct from Vital's Ego

[LOL]

Chinese didn't built the great wall of china to defend theirselves from Mongolians. They built it to make it impossible for Mongolians to run away from Vital.

His ego can be seen from space.

Boogeyman checks his closet every night for Vital Viper.

Vital Viper can leave messages before the beep sound.

Vital Viper counted to infinity. Twice.

One day Vital virtually banned someone permanently. That person got in coma irl.

Irl actually stands for in reptile land. Just like VV stands for awesome and LOL stands for I pwn you.

Vital Viper once altered everyone's DNA and made everyone look like him, just because there wasn't any mirrors nearby.

Skynet sent Terminators from the future to stop VV from ever being awesome. They failed, because he was always awesome and will always be.

[Tolni]

When Vital Viper swims the water is running from him.
Vital Viper is carrying a lighter in the dark nights.Not because he is afraid of the darkness,but the darkness is afraid of him.

[The Chosen One]

All your base are belong to Vital Viper.

[LOL]

They keep Vital Viper's shed skin in Area51.

Vital Viper knows Victoria's secret.

[biodue123]

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Vital Viper? all of it

under Vital Vipers beard is just another fist

[Tolni]

Vital Viper can divide by zero! :O

[Tom Yellow - Penguin]

Vital Viper's cape was used as a tent by a circus.:D

[walmartshrty]

Vital Viper is what Willis was talking about.

[~Pjtush~]

So i herd u liek Viper .

Vital Viper knows why someone is in the Kitchen with Dina.

[Cain]

Vital Viper Can Believe Its Butter

[~Pjtush~]

Vital Viper can repeat all 5 states in a quarter of a second.

[Freebee93]

If you Google search "Vital Viper getting his butt kicked" you will get zero results. It doesn't happen.

[Maitias]

Vital Viper doesn't do pushups. When he pushes, the Earth moves away.

[_Nitrogamer_]

-Vital Viper walked into McDonalds and got a Big Mac.

thats not so special:P
vital viper was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

[link4562]

VV once ate a hippo, so people had to saw his stomach open to save the hippo. Then VV got mad at the people, so when his stomach healed, he ate all the people.

[Maitias]

[CENTER]-Vital Viper walked into McDonalds and got a Big Mac./CENTER]

Your suppose to say he walked into "Pizza Hut"

[.:Ooingo:.]

If you have five dollars and Vital Viper has five dollars, Vital Viper has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Vital Vipers computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Vital Viper can sneeze with his eyes open.
Vital Viper can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Vital Viper is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Vital Viper destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Vital Viper can kill two stones with one bird.

When Vital Viper calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Vital Viper likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

When Vital Viper was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Vital Viper can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

A Vital Viper-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

When Vital Viper falls in water, Vital Viper doesn't get wet. Water gets Vital Viper.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1VVRhK (Vital Viper Roundhouse Kick)

Vital Vipers house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Vital Viper? ...All of it.

In honor of Vital Viper, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Vitalsized.

Vital Viper CAN believe it's not butter.

If tapped, a Vital Viper roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Vital Viper can divide by zero.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Vital Viper is worth 1 billion words.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Vital Viper roundhouse kick.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Vital Viper just to be on the safe side.

Vital Viper once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Vital Viper to go around.

Vital Viper doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Vital Viper is Vital Viper.

Vital Viper always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Vital Viper" for every answer. You will score over 9000.

Vital Viper invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Dracophile invented pink.

When you're Vital Viper, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Vital Viper has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

On his birthday, Vital Viper randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Vital Viper.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Vital Viper Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Vital Viper has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Vital Viper grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Vital Viper"

Vital Viper ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Vital Viper and Draco walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Vital Viper can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Little known medical fact: Vital Viper invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

VItal Viper doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Vital Viper. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

It takes Vital Viper 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Vital Viper will find you and kill you.

Vital Viper has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Vital Viper Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Vital Viper lives in snake land.

Vital Viper doesn't believe in Germany.

When Vital Viper is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Vital Viper once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Vital Viper to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Vital Viper can touch MC Hammer.

Thousands of years ago Vital Viper came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Vital Viper played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vital Viper smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage

[Tom Yellow - Penguin]

Vital Viper's ego can break the little pig's house of bricks.http://i37.tinypic.com/s5fwnq.gif

[link4562]

Vital Viper was once put in a zoo, mistaken for the snake they lost. He became the town's favorate zoo animal when he started putting on shows for the zoo visitors. His ego was soo much for them, that he was put back into the wild, where he overthrew the lion with his ego, and became the new king of the jungle.

[LOL]

When you put Vital in a story the main character automatically lives happy for ever and ever.

The invinciblity and full amma and whatever there is cheat for any game on any platform is Vital Viper.

When you search "vital viper's password" on google you get nothing. Vital doesn't use passwords, the system logs him in automatically.

[Mew-100]

Vital Viper can fart by force.

Teach me, o Viper!

[Tom Yellow - Penguin]

Vital Viper doesn't go to the bathroom, the bathroom goes to the Vital.

:P

[Vital Viper]

They keep Vital Viper's shed skin in Area51.

Vital Viper knows Victoria's secret.
Yes, gotta show the aliends my awesome skin. It is bullet proof ;)

Vital Viper can divide by zero! :O
I can but I don't like math.

Vital Viper is what Willis was talking about.
I'm probabbly one of the few people to actually GET that one, nice work.

So i herd u liek Viper .

Vital Viper knows why someone is in the Kitchen with Dina.

Because it was me. :P

Diana* :3

Vital Viper Can Believe Its Butter
Conspiracy theory!

Vital Viper doesn't do pushups. When he pushes, the Earth moves away.
and snakes don't have arms.

VV once ate a hippo, so people had to saw his stomach open to save the hippo. Then VV got mad at the people, so when his stomach healed, he ate all the people.
Yea, a snakes gotta eat ya know. Silly humans.

Vital Viper's ego can break the little pig's house of bricks.
A snake has to eat ya know :P

When you search "vital viper's password" on google you get nothing. Vital doesn't use passwords, the system logs him in automatically.
Yea, my CP account requires DNA recognition.

Ooing just posted so many, think this was my fav from those:

"Vital Viper invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Dracophile invented lavender."

[Steve Green]

Vital Viper knows the last digit of pi.

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Vital Viper and three seven year old girls.

Vital Viper can get Blacjack, with one card.

[LOL]

Once Vital went to Vegas. They call it "the great depression".

A few years ago, when you looked at a word's definition in the dictionary, it said Vital Viper. Than they thought that's not suitable for "lizard" and made it the way it is today.

[Jay Bird]

Vital Viper is actually a lolcat dressed up as a man in a cape. :D

[Dabomb2016]

Vital Viper can kick a touchdown

[Poisenman101]

Vital Viper is such a huge Cowboys fan that they renamed the team "The Vitalboys."

[Tom Yellow - Penguin]

vital viper hates meat snacks http://i37.tinypic.com/s5fwnq.gif

[link4562]

♫I shot the sheriiiiiif, and Vital shot the deputay!♪

[LOL]

This forum is dead because Vital Viper let it. It wouldn't be possible otherwise.

[Da Luc]

Kids wear Superman Pajamas. Superman wears VV Pajamas.

[LOL]

Vital Viper can bump a thread with no content post.Kids wear Superman Pajamas. Superman wears VV Pajamas.

Good one.

[blingstr]

Vital Viper doesn't read books, he stares them down.

[Vital Viper]

Vital Viper can bump a thread with no content post.

Good one.
Or no post at all!

[phenom21]

Vital Viper doesn't move houses. He walks into other people's houses and they let him have it.

[Tolni]

If we put Vital Viper in a room with all of the superheroes which human`s mind can think,VV will back without even a scratch.