[FUNNY] Top Reptile Jokes

[Red Penguin]

Post your top reptile jokes here, they can be off the internet or you can make your own.

[Laylo3000]

(these reptiles look EXACTLY the same/they are twins)

Reptile 1:Hey
Reptile 2: Don't talk to me... I don't want to be caught talking to an ugly weasle.
Reptile 1: *blink*

[Red Penguin]

(these reptiles look EXACTLY the same/they are twins)

Reptile 1:Hey
Reptile 2: Don't talk to me... I don't want to be caught talking to an ugly weasle.
Reptile 1: *blink*

Thats a good one. For those who dont get that one:

They both look the same, and one is saying the other one is ugly. But they both look the same.

[Chandru]

Q: What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?
A: The Lizard of Oz !
Q: What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?
A: A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Q: How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
A: They sit eggsaminations !

Q: What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?
A: Reptiles !

Q: What do you call a rich frog ?
A: A golf blooded reptile !

Q: What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?
A: Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Q: What kind of bull doesn't have horns ?
A: A bullfrog !

Q: What jumps up and down in front of a car ?
A: Froglights !

Q: Where do frogs keep their money ?
A: In a river bank !

Q: What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?
A: He bowled long hops !

Q: Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
A: He had his own frog horn !

Q: What did the bus conductor ay to the frog ?
A: Hop on !

Q: What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?
A: Hop in !

Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?
A: A hoppercraft !

Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy !

Q: When is a car like a frog ?
A: When it's becing toad !

Q: Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
A: To stamp out forest fires !

Q: What do you say if you meet a toad ?
A: Wart's new !

Q: Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A: A frog with hiccups !

Q: Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
A: It weighed too much for its scales !

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