Omg Lightbulb!

[Steve Green]

How many Reptiles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's been on my mind for ages. :scary:


Please note: Your answer will be judged my Jack Bauer of 24.

The following takes place between 7PM and Idk.


*Creepy noises in background*
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[Dragonair]

3.
Now, you don't have to keep thinking about it. Smarticle. :scary:

[Robo]

None, because the zoo keeper does it for them. ;)

[Steve Green]

3.
Now, you don't have to keep thinking about it. Smarticle. :scary:

Well the judge have reviewd your answer and they say it is incorrect.

Robo the judge say that Reptiles do everything themselves, thus making them tottaly awesome. Thus making Draco love me.

[Robo]

Well the judges have reviewd your answer and they say it is incorrect.

Robo the judges say that Reptiles do everything themselves, thus making them tottaly awesome. Thus making Draco love me.

Since when do Reptiles use light bulbs? Or better yet, since when are there light bulbs in the wild?

EDIT: My second guess is 1

[Bridget]

Well it takes 5 because.....
It takes one to hold the ladder.
One to hold the light bulb box.
One to hold place the light bulb in
And two to be the gaurd in case someone falls.
=]

[Steve Green]

Since when do Reptiles use light bulbs? Or better yet, since when are there light bulbs in the wild?

EDIT: My second guess is 1

Since when don't reptiles use lightbulbs. And the judge says that your answer is more wrong than Draco wearing a dress.

No the answer is not 5.

[Robo]

Since when don't reptiles use lightbulbs. And the judge says that your answer is more wrong than Draco wearing a dress.

No the answer is not 5.

So you're calling Reptiles stupid by saying it takes more than one to figure out how to use a light bulb?

[kogeck]

Reptiles have no need for light. Obviously.

[Dragonair]

Oh! Oh! I know!
If we are talking about snakes, 0. Snakes can't screw in lightbubls. :scary:

[Robo]

My third and final guess is four. If this is not right, you're wrong. :(

[Steve Green]

So you're calling Reptiles stupid by saying it takes more than one to figure out how to use a light bulb?

No, Reptiles work as a team. So they work together to bring light.

Reptiles have no need for light. Obviously.

Are you saying that Reptiles don't deserve light? :O

[kogeck]

No, Reptiles work as a team. So they work together to bring light.



Are you saying that Reptiles don't deserve light? :O

Are you implying that reptiles don't deserve light with that post? Because I certainly wasn't.

[Steve Green]

Oh! Oh! I know!
If we are talking about snakes, 0. Snakes can't screw in lightbubls. :scary:

No we are not. Thank you for trying.

JACK TELL HIM WHAT HES WON.

"You have won an all expense payed trip to your bathroom."

Robo that is incorrect and Jack Bauer is never wrong.

[neo789]

I'm guessing OVER NINE THOUUSAAAAAND. :scary:

[Steve Green]

I'm guessing OVER NINE THOUUSAAAAAND. :scary:

Jack Bouer says that over 9,000 reptiles in one room could be the cause of global warming.

[neo789]

Jack Bouer says that over 9,000 reptiles in one room could be the cause of global warming.

Well then I guess 77 reptiles? D:

And reptiles don't cause Global Warming. They cause....Something D:

[Steve Green]

Well then I guess 77 reptiles? D:

And reptiles don't cause Global Warming. They cause....Something D:

To many reptiles will also cause the extintion of penguins.

[neo789]

To many reptiles will also cause the extintion of penguins.

Right...I give up, then. O:<

[NikLink]

My guesses:

9001 (you know, it's just OVAR NEINTAWSEHND!)
42 (the answer to life, the universe, and everything)
707 (turn it upside down and you LOL)
3.14159265 (I like pie)
1337 (i iz leet)
696 (obtained with an arithmancy calculator)

But my main, real guess is:

1

Because it only takes one snake to destroy/smash/break a lightbulb, therefore 'screwing' it.

:cool:

[conman1001]

1 to Hold the Ladder
2 To hold the box
2 to go up the ladder with the bulb(No thumbs)
1 more besides the ones bring up the bulb to help screw it in.

My guess is 6.

[Agent Pointy]

haha, all these silly people who don't know :rolleyes:

it's 3001 of course:), 3000 to turn the house, and one to hold the lightblb:P

hahahahaha!!!!

[Bizor]

Find x:

y=3x³(a²-5y)+b;Where:

y= # of steps on the ladder
a= Lightbulb screw radius
b= Winning score of next year's Superbowl

[Steve Green]

Jack Bouer says you all are incorrect! Hmm.. Mabye Draco can get this one right since he is in fact a Reptile. Takes on to know one. :rfs:

[Bridget]

Wait a minute...I bet this is some trick.
Jack Bouer is not even here and this is some prank thread. :O

[biodue123]

um, one reptile? i dont get this thread that mush...

[Tom Yellow - Penguin]

The answer is very simple: lightbulbs are not enough cool as for being screwed. So, reptiles must not screw in lightbulbs, because they would lose their coolness.:rolleyes:

I won. Kudos to me. And Jack Bauer rocks.:D:D

[Steve Green]

Wrong again. Draco we are waiting for your, what should be wise, answer. :P

[Dracophile]

Jack Bouer says you all are incorrect! Hmm.. Mabye Draco can get this one right since he is in fact a Reptile. Takes on to know one. :rfs:

It actually takes two reptiles. One to unscrew the lightbulb and the other as a snake to contort himself into a funny looking flight of stairs.

[Steve Green]

It actually takes two reptiles. One to unscrew the lightbulb and the other as a snake to contort himself into a funny looking flight of stairs.

Jack Bauer is so thrown off with the word contort that he is just going to have to go ahead and say yes to that answer.

I'm sure Vital isnt that flexible anyway :P.

[Butters]

Jack Bauer is so thrown off with the word contort that he is just going to have to go ahead and say yes to that answer.

I'm sure Vital isnt that flexible anyway :P.

Its obvious you just wanted Draco to post in your thread and you would say everyone was wrong no matter what and if Draco said anything, he would be right......wow, just wow

[Bridget]

Its obvious you just wanted Draco to post in your thread and you would say everyone was wrong no matter what and if Draco said anything, he would be right......wow, just wow

No one else said two so how do you know it was just for Draco?

[Butters]

Find x:

y=3x³(a²-5y)+b;Where:

y= # of steps on the ladder
a= Lightbulb screw radius
b= Winning score of next year's Superbowl


Actually bridget, dark orchid provided the answer of two if you calcualte it correctly.

[Steve Green]

Actually bridget, dark orchid provided the answer of two if you calcualte it correctly.

Lol but Jack Bauer is afriad of Draco. So he said yes to make him happy. lol

[The Chosen One]

10.

1 to screw in the lightbulb and 9 to eat the buffalo carcass below it.

[Butters]

Lol but Jack Bauer is afriad of Draco. So he said yes to make him happy. lol

News:

Jack Bauer attacked by Spyro because he thought he was Naruto.

Sorry Steve:D