Jay Bird
27 October 2008, 02:03 AM
Okay, wee there's a lot of people here that want the toys, but don't want to be considered freaky for getting that kind of thing. So, I have an idea for all you weirdos that feel a sense of manliness will be lost if you do buy the stuff. This is reccomended for adults, and will probably not work if you are a kid or teen. Unless you are an older teen. (16+)
Step One: Go into Toys R Us.
Step Two: DO NOT look for the toys yet*, unless they're at the front. If they are, like they were at mine, DO look at them for, like, half a second.
Step Two*: If they are hidden away somewhere, find them using your awesome periphial vision. Do not pay much attention to them yet.
Step Three: Wander around, staring through any sections you can find.
Step Three Optional (Reccomended): If it is combined with the Babies R Us section, take out some toddler clothes. Any will do, so long as it's not clothing for chlidren that are too young. (As in 1 year and below. Don't worry, you won't have to buy these.)
Step Four: Get one or more of the toys. If it's more than one toy that you want, get an extra outfit if you did Step Three Optional.
Step Five: Ask the nearest staff member there (Near clerk for better effect) for gift wrap/a box/a bow thing(s). *If there are, get the stuff. Bow things are almost required, but not necessary.
Step Five*: If there are no boxes/gift wrap/bows, then thank them and immediately go to the clerk.
Step Six: Go up to the clerk section. Stand here and look like you're comtemplating whether you should get the toy or the clothing. Shrug and leave the clothing there, then buy the toys.
Step Six*: If you have the bow things, buy these too, but not the box unless you're willing to spend the extra money to maintain your manliness.
Step Seven: RUN TO THE CAR!!
Okay, so that was my plan to go in and get them. If it works, people should believe you are genuinely getting a gift for your niece or something. It's one thing to just tell the clerk or anyone nearby you're getting a gift for someone, but another to go through with this plan. I also reccomend you do this on a Tuesday, when nobody is around. I hope you find it helpful! Ciao! ;)
Step One: Go into Toys R Us.
Step Two: DO NOT look for the toys yet*, unless they're at the front. If they are, like they were at mine, DO look at them for, like, half a second.
Step Two*: If they are hidden away somewhere, find them using your awesome periphial vision. Do not pay much attention to them yet.
Step Three: Wander around, staring through any sections you can find.
Step Three Optional (Reccomended): If it is combined with the Babies R Us section, take out some toddler clothes. Any will do, so long as it's not clothing for chlidren that are too young. (As in 1 year and below. Don't worry, you won't have to buy these.)
Step Four: Get one or more of the toys. If it's more than one toy that you want, get an extra outfit if you did Step Three Optional.
Step Five: Ask the nearest staff member there (Near clerk for better effect) for gift wrap/a box/a bow thing(s). *If there are, get the stuff. Bow things are almost required, but not necessary.
Step Five*: If there are no boxes/gift wrap/bows, then thank them and immediately go to the clerk.
Step Six: Go up to the clerk section. Stand here and look like you're comtemplating whether you should get the toy or the clothing. Shrug and leave the clothing there, then buy the toys.
Step Six*: If you have the bow things, buy these too, but not the box unless you're willing to spend the extra money to maintain your manliness.
Step Seven: RUN TO THE CAR!!
Okay, so that was my plan to go in and get them. If it works, people should believe you are genuinely getting a gift for your niece or something. It's one thing to just tell the clerk or anyone nearby you're getting a gift for someone, but another to go through with this plan. I also reccomend you do this on a Tuesday, when nobody is around. I hope you find it helpful! Ciao! ;)