Any Clever Words?

[Phenom]

By clever words I mean phrases.
Like when someone touches a bowl of
soup and says "aww its hot" then you say "that's what she said"

I do that kind of thing at school and
some people hate those jokes.

Makes me want to do them even more.

Post yours!!

[The Chosen One]

is 'I'm with stupid' one:?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

[Atreyu]

By clever words I mean phrases.
Like when someone touches a bowl of
soup and says "aww its hot" then you say "that's what she said"

I do that kind of thing at school and
some people hate those jokes.

Makes me want to do them even more.

Post yours!!


But what does that mean? I don't get it.

[Spazzatack]

Uhm sometimes me and my friend run into each other and say " WATCH IT!"

[Gangsterguy3000]

i always say you wish you where (add word here).
or I say you're dumb. If they said that was the dumbest thing ever

[Julysa]

Yeah call me stupid,but I don't get it.

[Topoftheline]

Someone asks me a question millions of times, and I just say 'Stuff'.

[Dominati0n]

If I bump into someone, I say "watch where I'm going". That's pretty much it.

[bsky1998]

"Wise people have important words to say;Some should say nothing at all"

[Spartan4424]

I know this is kind of a bump but I wanna post here.

When I talk to people and I dont anymore, the next thing they say if I've had enough of them I say, Yeah, so stop talkin'. It's fun cause they get so annoyed. It cracks me up.

[FurryLionz]

This was a long time ago when i was 10. People would peg each other with basketballs and I would say theres Flying Balls Of Flames In The Sky. Lol Are these the kind of jokes you wanted?

[Woodchuck006/Just]

One of my friends in a British accent yells out randomly '' For Narnia!''. It's hillarious.

[woofbark]

Here are my three:

No. 1-
Person: "Aww, I'm so hungry!"
Me: "Hi, So Hungry, how are you today?":O

No. 2-
Person: "Hey, whatcha doin?"
Me: "Yo Mama!":O

No. 3-
Person: *says yo mama joke*
Me: I did yo mom...a favor, by making you...a sandwich...for your baby...puppy!:O

[Chainzz]

Me and my friends say "Watch you're feet, litteraly!

[Chainzz]

Here are my three:

No. 1-
Person: "Aww, I'm so hungry!"
Me: "Hi, So Hungry, how are you today?":O

No. 2-
Person: "Hey, whatcha doin?"
Me: "Yo Mama!":O

No. 3-
Person: *says yo mama joke*
Me: I did yo mom...a favor, by making you...a sandwich...for your baby...puppy!:O

No.2 and No.3 where quite, well, unchildish (i invented a new word:O ).