Rigsandbill
31 March 2007, 09:51 PM
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I've seen all of the various parodies of Scream (Scary Movie, Shriek if You Know what I did Last Summer) so i decided to write my own. I hope you enjoy. NOTE: It has nothing to do with Club Penguin, but there is a short parody of Club Penguin in it.
RATED "R" FOR STRONG VIOLENCE, LANGUAGE, AND A SCENE OF SEXUALITY.
SCENE 1:
Macy was in the kitchen. She was talking with a friend on AIM.
Macy36: Remember that wild party last night?
FreekOEMG: Eric was WILD! Where'd he learn that break-dancing...
{THERE HAS BEEN A CONNECTION ERROR. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.}
Macy looked at the screen. The computer was brand new. She had bought a Linksys router last Monday. It should work. She kicked it. The screen went blank. Then the phone rang.
As Macy got up to get the phone, she grabbed some Spiffy-Pop and put it on the oven. "Hello?" she said into the phone.
"I know what you did last summmmer..." said a voice.
"Yeah? Who the hell are you? What DID I do last summer?"
There was a hissing whisper.
"Who told you about the nudist colony! I have my privacy rights!"
She slammed down the phone. It rang again.
"Macy, don't hang upppp."
"Why shouldn't I?!"
"Because I wanna play a gaaaaame."
"I've been playing Virtual Hotties all day! I'm sick of games!"
"No, a guessing game."
"Are you some sort of physco-geek?"
"Just play the ****ing game or I'll get OJ in there!"
Macy hung up again. The phone rang again.
"Stop calling me, dammit! My boyfriend will be here any minute, and he'll ****ing kick your azz straight to hell!"
"Macy, this is the local church. Where did you learn that language?!"
"Nowhere. Can you come to my house? I think this guy is after me."
"Sorry, being nice leads to eternal dammnation. But we'll swing by."
Macy hung up and went to check the Spiffy-Pop. But halfway there, the phone rang.
"Macy, your boyfriend is outside. Turn on the lights."
Macy cautiously flicked on the lighting switch. Barney the dinosaur was chained to an electric chair.
"Oh, screw the questions. I don't give a **** if that cankersore dies."
Suddenly, Macy felt herself teleporting into the electric chair, while Barney was catapulted into the pool.
"Buh, bye, purple dino lover!" shrieked the voice as the electric chair turned on.
SCENE 2:
"Windy, have a nice time! And don't forget to check Rover's azz for warts!"
Windy Peckcock (should I change her last name?) was turning 17 in three weeks. For now, though, she was sitting in her room sorting out clothes.
"Windy, you aren't coming with me, you know."
"I know, Daddy. Me and Liz are going to New York to sell crack while you're gone."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"Nothing, Daddy."
"Okay. Stay home though."
Windy's father was going on a business trip. He was excited about the journey, but worried about leaving his [b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b][b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b][b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b][b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b]ty daughter home alone.
The minute her father left, Windy said, "Come on up now!" Her boyfriend, Chalk Chingbling had been hanging outside the window by his tongue.
"Windy, this guy I saw had a note he wanted me to give you."
He handed Windy a blue paper. She looked at it.
**I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER** it said.
"How can he know?" she asked Chalk, "I wasn't THAT high..."
"Oh yes you were," said Chalk.
Windy slapped him. She took out a pen and wrote, "Have Chalk neutered" on a notebook.
"Want to play a game I found on this ******ed kid's game site?" Windy asked.
"Sure, what the hell."
She went to PenguinParadise.com and said, "So there's this ***** named Aunt Fartnic who writed crappy new columns on stupid things. What more could you want?"
Chalk reached down and typed a string of curse words on the keyboard.
"Why yes I wanna do that with you." said a penguin.
"Nice site!" exclaimed Chalk, typing some more. Windy shook her head.
SCENE 3 COMING SOON!
I've seen all of the various parodies of Scream (Scary Movie, Shriek if You Know what I did Last Summer) so i decided to write my own. I hope you enjoy. NOTE: It has nothing to do with Club Penguin, but there is a short parody of Club Penguin in it.
RATED "R" FOR STRONG VIOLENCE, LANGUAGE, AND A SCENE OF SEXUALITY.
SCENE 1:
Macy was in the kitchen. She was talking with a friend on AIM.
Macy36: Remember that wild party last night?
FreekOEMG: Eric was WILD! Where'd he learn that break-dancing...
{THERE HAS BEEN A CONNECTION ERROR. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.}
Macy looked at the screen. The computer was brand new. She had bought a Linksys router last Monday. It should work. She kicked it. The screen went blank. Then the phone rang.
As Macy got up to get the phone, she grabbed some Spiffy-Pop and put it on the oven. "Hello?" she said into the phone.
"I know what you did last summmmer..." said a voice.
"Yeah? Who the hell are you? What DID I do last summer?"
There was a hissing whisper.
"Who told you about the nudist colony! I have my privacy rights!"
She slammed down the phone. It rang again.
"Macy, don't hang upppp."
"Why shouldn't I?!"
"Because I wanna play a gaaaaame."
"I've been playing Virtual Hotties all day! I'm sick of games!"
"No, a guessing game."
"Are you some sort of physco-geek?"
"Just play the ****ing game or I'll get OJ in there!"
Macy hung up again. The phone rang again.
"Stop calling me, dammit! My boyfriend will be here any minute, and he'll ****ing kick your azz straight to hell!"
"Macy, this is the local church. Where did you learn that language?!"
"Nowhere. Can you come to my house? I think this guy is after me."
"Sorry, being nice leads to eternal dammnation. But we'll swing by."
Macy hung up and went to check the Spiffy-Pop. But halfway there, the phone rang.
"Macy, your boyfriend is outside. Turn on the lights."
Macy cautiously flicked on the lighting switch. Barney the dinosaur was chained to an electric chair.
"Oh, screw the questions. I don't give a **** if that cankersore dies."
Suddenly, Macy felt herself teleporting into the electric chair, while Barney was catapulted into the pool.
"Buh, bye, purple dino lover!" shrieked the voice as the electric chair turned on.
SCENE 2:
"Windy, have a nice time! And don't forget to check Rover's azz for warts!"
Windy Peckcock (should I change her last name?) was turning 17 in three weeks. For now, though, she was sitting in her room sorting out clothes.
"Windy, you aren't coming with me, you know."
"I know, Daddy. Me and Liz are going to New York to sell crack while you're gone."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"Nothing, Daddy."
"Okay. Stay home though."
Windy's father was going on a business trip. He was excited about the journey, but worried about leaving his [b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b][b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b][b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b][b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b]ty daughter home alone.
The minute her father left, Windy said, "Come on up now!" Her boyfriend, Chalk Chingbling had been hanging outside the window by his tongue.
"Windy, this guy I saw had a note he wanted me to give you."
He handed Windy a blue paper. She looked at it.
**I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER** it said.
"How can he know?" she asked Chalk, "I wasn't THAT high..."
"Oh yes you were," said Chalk.
Windy slapped him. She took out a pen and wrote, "Have Chalk neutered" on a notebook.
"Want to play a game I found on this ******ed kid's game site?" Windy asked.
"Sure, what the hell."
She went to PenguinParadise.com and said, "So there's this ***** named Aunt Fartnic who writed crappy new columns on stupid things. What more could you want?"
Chalk reached down and typed a string of curse words on the keyboard.
"Why yes I wanna do that with you." said a penguin.
"Nice site!" exclaimed Chalk, typing some more. Windy shook her head.
SCENE 3 COMING SOON!