Attack of teh Noobeh Nooblets- In the Newspaper!

[Check]

Unfortunately my amazing computer cannot take screenshots, but I am sure you have all read the paper today. As such, you will have noticed that noobs have invaded Aunt Arctic's page!

This is what it says:

ROFL PUFFLE!
Dear Aunt Arctic,
I've got big news! I heard there was a rainbow puffle! I want one! Do you know where it is?


I just laughed.

[Tolni]

LOL! a rainbow-noob-zombie-invaders are coming!

[Tammika]

Yeah. Penguins these days :rolleyes:

And the answer in that column is of course, common sense :P

[LOL]

Noobs are invading CP!Quick, hide in forums!

[Powdinet]

I havent read it, but im sure going to right now.

Noob :P

[Slip265]

Unfortunately my amazing computer cannot take screenshots, but I am sure you have all read the paper today. As such, you will have noticed that noobs have invaded Aunt Arctic's page!

This is what it says:

ROFL PUFFLE!
Dear Aunt Arctic,
I've got big news! I heard there was a rainbow puffle! I want one! Do you know where it is?


I just laughed.


:O :O You copier! Thats my saying :P Attack of TEH NOOBEH NOOBLETS!!

[Dunley]

Unfortunately my amazing computer cannot take screenshots, but I am sure you have all read the paper today. As such, you will have noticed that noobs have invaded Aunt Arctic's page!

This is what it says:

ROFL PUFFLE!
Dear Aunt Arctic,
I've got big news! I heard there was a rainbow puffle! I want one! Do you know where it is?


I just laughed.


Is his name ROFL PUFFLE? because every time someone asks a question, his/her name seems to be related to it :S

[Pingu88888]

To all,

This is a desperate time, Club Penguin is in peril (the game, not the company; they are doing great.). NO. The Noobs are taking over. Example: I was on Tundra server, nearly full; Noobs everywhere saying 'Tip the Iceberg!', or 'Let's Hurt Rockhopper!' (considering he isn't even here yet, that is the stupidest thing I have heard on a Online Multiplayer Game. Never was so much owed by so many, to so little, to so few.

Halt the Noob Advance!

Pingu88888

P.S. Inspiration from Tolni

[Coffee Fan]

Wow... Who is that gullible? And plus, why would CP staff put that in the newspaper?

[Powdinet]

Some of you may havent noticed, but they only put things they make up themselves on the newspaper.

Nobosy would oick the name of 'LOL Noob' or that guy in the other collumn.

[Chinstrap]

Has anyone noticed that Aunt Artic has been answering more and more dumb noob questions?! I went through some old papers to find a few. Here they are: What's a pin? Who is Rockhopper? Why did that penguin who said he was going to show me a secret suddenly dissappear? What do I do about mean penguins bullying me? Do noobs have absolutly no common-sense at all? It's annoying me how Aunt Artic keeps answering pointless questions that just about everyone knows the answers to.:| This must stop.

[Coffee Fan]

Yeah, that kicks my theory's butt. It makes a lot of sense. Can't believe I didn't think of that before.

[StarSkie]

Soo... maybe they think that way...
and they think there is one...

[Chandru]

Some of you may havent noticed, but they only put things they make up themselves on the newspaper.

Nobosy would oick the name of 'LOL Noob' or that guy in the other collumn.

I think they make up names of penguins. If we knew that penguin's name, then we could all go and cyberbully him or her.

[shortkid7t9]

Unfortunately my amazing computer cannot take screenshots, but I am sure you have all read the paper today. As such, you will have noticed that noobs have invaded Aunt Arctic's page!

This is what it says:

ROFL PUFFLE!
Dear Aunt Arctic,
I've got big news! I heard there was a rainbow puffle! I want one! Do you know where it is?


I just laughed.


Dude this is just a fine example of aunt artics questions every week there all hilarious. Good for a laugh but sad that shes serious. They make it so obvious that there not real questions. Aunt artic is easily the worse update in CP

[Frozen Angel]

I would say the Aunt Arctic column had more or less turned into a joke column.

[Subata]

now there is lots of people wanting to be with teens in the game invasion of the noobs who are trying to make the game a non kid game

[Check]

:O :O You copier! Thats my saying :P Attack of TEH NOOBEH NOOBLETS!!


I know that. I loved it so much I stole it, I hope you don't mind.:cool:

[ToughNoob Sauce]

It's true Aunt Arctic is being an nooblet
or shall we say Noob Cake!
Article
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii275/ProjectDavidRice/auntnoobcake.jpg

[Cool_Waddles]

Yes you are right Check unfortunately noobs have invaded Aunt Arctic's page!! I laughed when I read it and thought why on earth would the CP staff put such a stupid question in? Why? The CP staff are noobs too!! LOL just joking! Those noobs... honestly!

[ToughNoob Sauce]

Take out those report me for swearing things or people will report u or something.

[Cool_Waddles]

Take out those report me for swearing things or people will report u or something.

I did as soon as I posted the post and realised! oops! :O

[ToughNoob Sauce]

lol all these people are making people in Mammoth go in the boiler room for another"earthquake"

[Slip265]

Some of you may havent noticed, but they only put things they make up themselves on the newspaper.

Nobosy would oick the name of 'LOL Noob' or that guy in the other collumn.

They put one of my questions in the newspaper once.
About tipping the iceberg

[Chinstrap]

The next noob question will be, "What is an agent and how do I become one?":rolleyes:

[Slider 789]

They put one of my questions in the newspaper once.
About tipping the iceberg

I don't believe you:P

That newspaper thing was weird... ROFL puffle?:confused: Supicous:O

[StarSkie]

:O well they have to
explain there is nothing wrong with that!

[Coffee Fan]

They might be using that as an alias for the real penguin. As in those things you see in magazines sometimes:

Dear Magic Mary,
I have a leak in my basement! What should I do?
- Wet Wally

Magic Mary said:
Dear Wet Wally,
You should go and put duct tape and towels where it is leaking!

Make sense? :)

[clone 963]

Wow... Who is that gullible? And plus, why would CP staff put that in the newspaper?

to stop rumors, they don't want people wasting there time and whats up with ROFL PUFFLE like RED ORAGE FIOLET LELLOW or something ehh I don't care

[Slip265]

I don't believe you:P

That newspaper thing was weird... ROFL puffle?:confused: Supicous:O

You don't have to believe me. I know they answered my question and thats all that matters.

You should ask a reasonable question and see if your questions gets in there.

[Arthosa]

You know, they probably just made the Rainbow Puffle thing up to stop rumours. Also, you all complain about dumb questions in the newspaper like 'What is RockHopper' and 'How do I become an agent', well new people to the game won't know these questions. I doubt Club Penguin expects the older players to learn from Aunt Arctic's columns but I bet new players do. You seem to think that because you know these things that everybody else should as well.

[Chinstrap]

I just launched a new video series which parodies cable news shows, and the first topic of discussion is that of noobs asking dumb questions. Check it out here: The Chinstrap Hour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLLPoB08ab0)

[kogeck]

In the front of the paper, it says very large: ROFL PUFFLE!

[RIZOS103]

0xa0xa0xa really funny... I think newspaper have to chose more importand questions that these...

[Raptor]

I really hate noobs, especially when they go noobish.

[-DrDarkraiMO5-]

:rolleyes:Nooooooooo Attack Of The Noobs XD but I really hate noobs

[Slip265]

I really hate noobs, especially when they go noobish.

All of us were noobs at one point or another.

OH NOES!! ATTACK OF TEH NOOBEH NOOBLETS!!! << had to say it

[ArcboundMyr]

Great. People actually took the "Keep your eyes peeled" thing seriously and in Bobsled there were people tricking others by saying "FOLLOW FOR RAINBOW PUFFLE!" and entire groups ravaging the place for one. I'm moving servers again if this keeps up. :mad: anti-noob server...

[Slip265]

I made a movie about the rainbow puffle once... I got a huge crowd

[NickyPenny]

I made a movie about the rainbow puffle once... I got a huge crowd

Haha, people really believe you about rainbow puffles.

[GlacialFreez]

I'm not quite sure why other people in Club Penguin keep Aunt Artic in such high regard. When she said, "This year I hope to tip the iceberg", people began to flock to tip it over.

[ArcboundMyr]

Aunt Arctic must be getting senile in her old age. :rolleyes:

Seriously, that whole thing is fueling annoying activities like ice berg tipping, Rainbow Puffle hunts and so much more. It's not even informative, I could probably write all I know about Club Penguin and that's it in a nutshell for her column.

[Blubber]

Well,most of the nooby questions in the newspaper are made by CP!

[ArcboundMyr]

Well,most of the nooby questions in the newspaper are made by CP!
Yeah, they should be actual submissions by other people other than some insulting statement or something that everybody, new or old, knows.