post your yo mama jokes here!

[destroyin7]

i got good 1s heres some:
yo mama so poor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers
yo mama so dum she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo mama so fat and dum she stepped on the scale and said, hey! i wany my weight not my phone number


whew!

[ballerforlife24]

yo mama so stupid she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken!

[huggygirl24]

yo moma so stupid she dont know any yo mama jokes


(me neither)

[destroyin7]

good ones lol ive heard the puzzle 1

[Cooler]

Yo mama's so black she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama's so black she hides in puddles of mud.

Yo mama's glasses so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses so thick she can see into the future.

[BasketballHomieM]

Yo mamma is so dumb se tried to drown a fish!
Yo momma is so dumb she couldnt tell the difference between black and dark black!
Yo mamma is so poor i went in her house and asked " Where's the bathroom and she said " Pick a corner!"
Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the pool and people thought it was raining!

[Rigsandbill]

Yo mama's such a nerd, she gets turned on by Ewoks.com

Ownage. :O

[Shark9000]

yo momma is so hairy when u hug her u get carpet burn

yo momma is so stupid she used the math book for her problems

yo momma so dumb she tried to kill a ghost

yo momma so fat since she put a yellow rain coat on and ppl said the sun the sun

[Spazzatack]

Yo mamas so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started saying "we are family!"

Yo mamas so poor when you stepped on her skateboard she said "GET OF THE FAMILY CAR!"

[The Chosen One]

yo mumma's so stupid she tripped on a wireless phone!
yo mumma's so fat kids pay £1 to bounce on her!
yo mumma's so fat when she wears a yellow coat people shout taxi!
yo mumma's so old and fat she sunk Atlantis!
yo mumma's so old she sat next to Jesus in 1st grade!

[walmartshrty]

Yo mommas house is so dirty I have to wipe my feet when I leave.

[leelad999]

your mums so fat when she went into KFC everybody said can we have a slice of that burger
and didnt somebody already post this http://penguinforum.miniclip.com/showthread.php?t=858

[The Chosen One]

your mumma's so old her first pet was a goldfishosaur!