~My parodies~

[Rigsandbill]

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HOW TO END A LIFE:


Step one, you slay the chickens BAWK!
You then sit down and chew on chalk
The doorway sadly tells the truth
And then he spits some glue at you
Alien named Linda to your right
She goes left, you take a bite
Between the lines there’s ink and grain
The chickens wonder why you slayed em

Why did I kill tom, he was a friend
I shot a bullet through his head
I would have stabbed him all through the night
Had I known how to end a life

Let him now that you know bess
Tell him that you will kill bess
Try to get caught in a fence
While eating a poison sandwich
“Lay off,” you say, “That is all wrong!”
And then hit him with a gong
And slay his chickens too
And slay his chickens toooo

Why did I kill tom, he was a friend
I shot a bullet through his head
I would have stabbed him all through the night
Had I known how to end a life

As he begins to slay his horse
You slaughter your’s and grant it some remorse
Die as you leap onto the road
Or break your leg and your father’s.
He will leap up and do two things:
First he’ll admit that he’s bob dole
Or he’ll growl and throw a troll
And you begin to chew on your wedding ring

Why did I kill tom, he was a friend
I shot a bullet through his head
I would have stabbed him all through the night
Had I known how to end a life

How to end a life…
How to end a life…
How to end a life

Why did I kill tom, he was a friend
I shot a bullet through his head
I would have stabbed him all through the night
Had I known how to end a life

How to End a life…

ALBANIAN INDIAN:

Don’t wanna be an Albanian Indian
As far as I know there really isn’t one
There sound echoes all over Chicago
Or maybe it’s coming from Saudi Arabia

“Velcome can me take your order?”
This is what we hear in California
Soon Green Day will sue me
For plagiarizing “American Idiot”
Tell them Albanians to chew on a bottle lid
And the other immigrants too

I was born in this society
Me and all the citizens are lazy
We rely on square dancing and rodeos
To meet up with western folks who we don’t know

“Velcome can me take your order?”
This is what we hear in California
Soon Green Day will sue me
For plagiarizing “American Idiot”
Tell them Albanians to chew on a bottle lid
And the other immigrants too

Don’t wanna be an Albanian Indian
Now I’m sure that there never will be one
The sound echoes All over Chicago
Sending messages to Saudi Arabia

“Velcome can me take your order?”
This is what we hear in California
Soon Green Day will sue me
For plagiarizing “American Idiot”
Tell them Albanians to chew on a bottle lid
And the other immigrants too

LUNCHEON BRIDGE:

In a truck try your luck it’s worth a try (no tip)
Grab a burger and for me some French fries (no tip)
They ask me if I want a coke on the side (no tip)
I say I want a sprite
The burger’s deep-fried (no tip)

Oh no I dropped it on the floor (no tip)
I’ll have to buy some more (no tip)
It comes with gravy and a game of bingo (no tip)
I don’t care, I’d rather have tic-tac-toe (no tip)

How come the check ain’t going down
I’m gonna go to the next luncheon in town
Improve your food or your luncheon’s going down
You here that: your luncheon luncheon’s going down
Going down

My milkshake’s pouring
The cashier’s boring
That hot dog stand is starting to look good (no tip)

Now they’re staring to serve mousse
I’d rather eat the feathers off a goose (gross meals!)
I’m getting mad at that waiter dude
When’s he gonna come with my food
This appetizer is really just a vase (no tip)
Your chef isn’t much of a cooking ace (no tip)
His deserts have a horrible rat-like taste (no tip)
I feel like I’m eating a shoelace (Ugh)

How come the check ain’t going down
I’m gonna go to the next luncheon in town
Improve your food or your luncheon’s going down
You here that: your luncheon luncheon’s going down
Going down

My fork’s a windshield wipe
But my burger’s deep-fried
And my spoon’s a flash-light

In a truck try your luck it’s worth a try (no tip)
Grab a burger and for me some French fries (no tip)
They ask me if I want a coke on the side (no tip)
I say I want a sprite
The burger’s deep-fried (no tip)

Oh no I dropped it on the floor (no tip)
I’ll have to buy some more (no tip)
It comes with gravy and a game of bingo (no tip)
I don’t care, I’d rather have tic-tac-toe (no tip)

How come the check ain’t going down
I’m gonna go to the next luncheon in town
Improve your food or your luncheon’s going down
You here that: your luncheon luncheon’s going down
Going down

Fast-food all around the world is better than this
Screw you Luncheon Bridge

I GOT ROVER:

I was drivin’ away
What could I say?
The gas pedal just made sense
I stepped on the brake, but it was too late
And I just hit that dog
I tried to swing the steerin’ wheel
But I guess it was his time to die
I drove away, I drove away
Should I bury him with wood?
Guess I’ll try to stop next time around

I got Rover
I will not smite next time around
I got Rover
Now he’s dead and in the ground
His owner Sun will kill me and my son
I got Rover…

Took a bullet for that stray
Got stuck on a gate
He was wasting away all the time
He was strong, now he’s gone
That dog was black and brown
His bark was really deadening
I killed him rather sleazily
I drove away, I drove away
Should I bury him with wood?
Nah, that doesn’t sound too good
Guess I’ll try to stop next time around

I got Rover
I’ll watch the road next time around
I got Rover
Now he’s dead and in the ground
His owner Sun will kill me and my son
I got Rover…

I don’t care about that stray
Let him pout, let him pout
Go throw that dog up a shelf
Let him pout…

I got Rover
I won’t drink beer next time around
I got Rover
Now he’s dead and in the ground
His owner Sun will kill me and my son
I got Rover…

I got Rover,
I got Rover, yeah
I got Rover……