The Office Building

[Freebee93]

You work for an Insurance Company. The CEO is Robert Hulkop. All the characters work on the same level, 32. You have a secretary also list his/her name when you join.
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Rules
Nobody can be the boss.
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I am Violet Tranberg, or Ms. Tranberg, whichever you prefer. My secretary goes by the name Janet.

Begin

*Sips Coffee*

"Janet can you print the files I just sent you?"

Janet: "Yes Ms. Tranberg"

Enjoy.

[Ollie]

You work for an Insurance Company. The CEO is Robert Hulkop. All the characters work on the same level, 32. You have a secretary also list his/her name when you join.
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Rules
Nobody can be the boss.
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I am Violet Tranberg, or Ms. Tranberg, whichever you prefer. My secretary goes by the name Janet.

Begin

*Sips Coffee*

"Janet can you print the files I just sent you?"

Janet: "Yes Ms. Tranberg"

Enjoy.

sounds cool! I'll join!
name: James Kelper
age: 20
Work: is a runner, gives ppl mail,files,ect.
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James walked down the hall
"oh hey you two" he said as he walked by them " hows it going?"

[Freebee93]

"Nothin much, just sending some answers to my customers questions."

[Ollie]

"Nothin much, just sending some answers to my customers questions."

"ah always to please the costumers" James said smiling "well is plesing them means running my butt off, id rather have them un-pleased" he was about to continue on when he remembered somthing "oh i forgot!" he reached into his messager bag he carried "this is for you ms.Tranberg" eh handed her a thick packet 'and this for the lovly Janet" he handed her a letter "well i must be off"

[Freebee93]

What do ya want that letter to be ollie?
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"Thanks!"

"Ah lets see pay check, note pads, special pens, and legal papers"

[Ollie]

What do ya want that letter to be ollie?
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"Thanks!"

"Ah lets see pay check, note pads, special pens, and legal papers"

maybe a school accepdence letter? i really dont know, i just ranmly choose to bring in a plot twist,lol
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James nodded his head and turned around and walked off whistling

"almost a hour lunch ladys! my stomach is growling already!" he called as he walked away

[Freebee93]

Janet: "Cool I get a pay advance! 1.00 more!"

"Janet I going to the lounge for lunch."

[Ollie]

Janet: "Cool I get a pay advance! 1.00 more!"

"Janet I going to the lounge for lunch."

James went around the corner into a large room with at least 20 cubicles "the mails here" he said

a few workers poked their heads out grinning, some frowning, still others just ignored him

it took James little over 10 minutes to get all the latters nd such delivered to the right owner

"and now i go to lunch" he murmered to himself as his stomach growled "i hope the lounge has somthing good today"

[Freebee93]

*Sits down*

"Ah a good fish fellet"

[Ollie]

*Sits down*

"Ah a good fish fellet"

James see her when he gets to the lounge and starts walking over to her
"this seat taken?" he asked as he go to her table

[Freebee93]

"No. Janet's eating lunch in the office to respond to my messages."

[Ollie]

"No. Janet's eating lunch in the office to respond to my messages."

"well then" James said seating down and signaling the waiter "a chop steak please" he said when the waiter go tto their table "and a club soda to drink" he smiled "so whats new ?" he asked when the waiter had gone

[Freebee93]

"Nothin much. Janet got a call from some guy and refused to tell me about it. I smell love in the air."

[Ollie]

"Nothin much. Janet got a call from some guy and refused to tell me about it. I smell love in the air."

"ah love" James said smiling "we of the business world have no right to be in it" he winked "we always put the carrer first and lovers dont like that"

[Spartan4424]

Character: Dane
Age: 21 and a half
Job: Intern
Info: He doesn't do much of anything. He often plays pranks with James helping him out. He also plays games like Halo Advanced on the computer instead of working. He plays other games too.
Secretary: The beautiful Jessica
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Dane walks into the lounge out of uniform, again.

Hey guys. Did I miss anything exciting while I was sleeping?

[Ollie]

Character: Dane
Age: 21 and a half
Job: Intern
Info: He doesn't do much of anything. He often plays pranks with James helping him out. He also plays games like Halo Advanced on the computer instead of working. He plays other games too.
Secretary: The beautiful Jessica
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Dane walks into the lounge out of uniform, again.

Hey guys. Did I miss anything exciting while I was sleeping?

"no much my one-year-older-but-some-how-more-Imature friend" James said smiling "me and ms.Tranberg were just enjoying lunch, care for a bite?"

[Spartan4424]

"no much my one-year-older-but-some-how-more-Imature friend" James said smiling "me and ms.Tranberg were just enjoying lunch, care for a bite?"

Nah I'm good. I had some cereal on my way here today. It was kind of hard riding a Ripstik and eating, but I made it.

[Ollie]

Nah I'm good. I had some cereal on my way here today. It was kind of hard riding a Ripstik and eating, but I made it.

James shook his head smiling "what are we going to do with you?" he looked across the table at Ms.Tranberg "any ideas?"

[Spartan4424]

James shook his head smiling "what are we going to do with you?" he looked across the table at Ms.Tranberg "any ideas?"

We could...find some lower interns and glue their computer mouses t othe desk. Or remove the mouse balls (lol). What do you say?

[Ollie]

We could...find some lower interns and glue their computer mouses t othe desk. Or remove the mouse balls (lol). What do you say?


"lower interns?" James asked "dont you know? your the lowest slacker!" he smiled "but i may have some super clue in my bag and a few letters that are too heavy for me to carry alone and need some help delivering " he looked at Dane slyly "perhaps yo uare free to help me?"

[Spartan4424]

"lower interns?" James asked "dont you know? your the lowest slacker!" he smiled "but i may have some super clue in my bag and a few letters that are too heavy for me to carry alone and need some help delivering " he looked at Dane slyly "perhaps yo uare free to help me?"

Dude, I'm always free. But they might end up at the wrong places so... I meant, lower on the office food chain.

[Ollie]

Dude, I'm always free. But they might end up at the wrong places so... I meant, lower on the office food chain.

"no you slaker" JAmes said standing up "me and you go up stairs and 'deliver' their mail and while i distract them you super clue their mouses to teh desk" he shook hes head "much work i still have to do with you" he paid for his meal and walked out with Dane "ok ready?"

[Spartan4424]

"no you slaker" JAmes said standing up "me and you go up stairs and 'deliver' their mail and while i distract them you super clue their mouses to teh desk" he shook hes head "much work i still have to do with you" he paid for his meal and walked out with Dane "ok ready?"

You know it. I'm always ready for this.

James handed Dane the super glue and they headed up the stairs. They stopped right in front of the door.

Ok, here's the plan. You deliver the mail, then start making small talk. I'll sneak around and glue the mouse to the desk. I'm not going to do it to everyone, otherwise it will be too obvious. Read?

[spacedog88]

Charactor: Sean Space
Age: 27
Apperance: Black hair, down to his eye browes. Wears a clip on tie insted of a real one, says he can't be bothered. Gray eyes.
Personality: Is he because he doesn't know what else he would do. He works to live, doesn't live to work. He is destructive, most of the time, not on perpose.
Dream Job: To win the lottery and not work :P
Sercertary: Doesn't have one, to low in the 'job-chain' or 'Jain' If you will.

*runing past Dane and James, with his pants on fire. Waving at it with what he should be working on* "AGHH! STUPID WINDOWS 93!! When are we geting a newer model!?!" *stops breifly* "Wait- Everyone has Mac's!?! Sence Whe- OW. Ok, I should probably go to the water cooler now-OW-See you later".

[Ollie]

You know it. I'm always ready for this.

James handed Dane the super glue and they headed up the stairs. They stopped right in front of the door.

Ok, here's the plan. You deliver the mail, then start making small talk. I'll sneak around and glue the mouse to the desk. I'm not going to do it to everyone, otherwise it will be too obvious. Read?

"lets do this" James said smiling as he opened the door " afternoon Mrs. Normen" he walked in with Dane "im just showing Dane here the ropes of what i do" he reached into his bag "and i have this for you" he brought forth a golden envolpe "see nwo you just give them their letter, packet or what ever they got" he winked at Dane "by the way Mrs.Normen i saw the darnest thing out side your door" he gestured "it is really most interesting "
they bth walked out the door, giving Dane the few seconds he needed

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sorry for long post

[Spartan4424]

"lets do this" James said smiling as he opened the door " afternoon Mrs. Normen" he walked in with Dane "im just showing Dane here the ropes of what i do" he reached into his bag "and i have this for you" he brought forth a golden envolpe "see nwo you just give them their letter, packet or what ever they got" he winked at Dane "by the way Mrs.Normen i saw the darnest thing out side your door" he gestured "it is really most interesting "
they bth walked out the door, giving Dane the few seconds he needed

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sorry for long post

Dane glued the mouse to the desk, and a quarter to her desk. And just for laughs, her pencil to the cup. He ran up to James.

That's really interesting. I think we should be moving on now though, see ya later Mrs. Normen.

[Ollie]

Dane glued the mouse to the desk, and a quarter to her desk. And just for laughs, her pencil to the cup. He ran up to James.

That's really interesting. I think we should be moving on now though, see ya later Mrs. Normen.

"i'll keep a look out for that spider dear" Mrs. Normen called out after James

he looked back and nodded "next is Mr. Jaque, and did that guy just run by with his pants on fire?"

[Spartan4424]

"i'll keep a look out for that spider dear" Mrs. Normen called out after James

he looked back and nodded "next is Mr. Jaque, and did that guy just run by with his pants on fire?"

Yeah. Let's watch that guy's pants burn instead. Wait....for...it.


WHY IS MY MOUSE STUCK TO MY DESK!!!?!?!?!?!?!!????!!!

Let's go watch his pants burn, NOW!

Dane took off towards Sean and his burning pants.

[spacedog88]

*James and Dane see Sean at the watercooler*
"oooo, ouch, Oh- hey guys I'm just trying to get some water-oww-on this pants"
*Sean fumbles with the watercooler and it ends up falling over, spilling water everywhere*
"Urmm-OW-oh well"
*Sean jumping in the puddle and rolls around, the flaming pants go out*

[Spartan4424]

*James and Dane see Sean at the watercooler*
"oooo, ouch, Oh- hey guys I'm just trying to get some water-oww-on this pants"
*Sean fumbles with the watercooler and it ends up falling over, spilling water everywhere*
"Urmm-OW-oh well"
*Sean jumping in the puddle and rolls around, the flaming pants go out*

Nice.

Dane walked over and helped him up.

How did your pants start on fire anyway?

[Ollie]

Nice.

Dane walked over and helped him up.

How did your pants start on fire anyway?

"im not i really want to know" James said smiling "but i guess Dan woudl tell me any way"

[Spartan4424]

"im not i really want to know" James said smiling "but i guess Dan woudl tell me any way"

Come with me man. I got some extra pants in my locker.

[spacedog88]

"Well" Sean started angerly "Ever heard of a glitch in the windows 93 that makes your computer explode?"

Dane shakes his head.

"Well me neither!! But appartently there is one, at least their is one. I think I'm the only one in the whole office with a computer this old.."

EDIT: "Alright, I'll follow you to yuor locker."

[Spartan4424]

"Well" Sean started angerly "Ever heard of a glitch in the windows 93 that makes your computer explode?"

Dane shakes his head.

"Well me neither!! But appartently there is one, at least their is one. I think I'm the only one in the whole office with a computer this old.."

EDIT: "Alright, I'll follow you to yuor locker."

Dane led Sean to his desk where he kicked open a small locker under his desk. Inside was a PSP, a DS, a lighter, some duct tape, half a case of firecrackers, some RC cars and planes, some Gorrilla Glue, and some pants. Dane grabbed the pants and handed them to Sean.

Here the yare my friend. Good luck with them. Try not to set them on fire too.

[Ollie]

"Well" Sean started angerly "Ever heard of a glitch in the windows 93 that makes your computer explode?"

Dane shakes his head.

"Well me neither!! But appartently there is one, at least their is one. I think I'm the only one in the whole office with a computer this old.."

EDIT: "Alright, I'll follow you to yuor locker."

"wow" James said shaking his head "thats tough, i my self probally have the same aged computer, but im too busy to really on it"he gestured to his messager bag "letters dont deliver themselfs ya know"

[Spartan4424]

"wow" James said shaking his head "thats tough, i my self probally have the same aged computer, but im too busy to really on it"he gestured to his messager bag "letters dont deliver themselfs ya know"

Do you want to join our pranking group Sean? If you join, you are completely safe from one of our pranks. Except for the initiation one. We use anything from my locker (look at above post by me) or anything else you can find. What do you say?

[Ollie]

Do you want to join our pranking group Sean? If you join, you are completely safe from one of our pranks. Except for the initiation one. We use anything from my locker (look at above post by me) or anything else you can find. What do you say?

"if you have any thing useful to our perposes and dont want to join our group, it would be help ful if we ould barrow them for a bit" James said with a wink

[Spartan4424]

"if you have any thing useful to our perposes and dont want to join our group, it would be help ful if we ould barrow them for a bit" James said with a wink

And whatever you give us won't be used on you. 'Cause we're nice like that.

[Ollie]

And whatever you give us won't be used on you. 'Cause we're nice like that.

"right" James said nodding in agreement "we're like robin hood and little john if you will" he smiled "my little john here really pmy pranking into gear, with his new ideas and gadgets"

[Spartan4424]

"right" James said nodding in agreement "we're like robin hood and little john if you will" he smiled "my little john here really pmy pranking into gear, with his new ideas and gadgets"

Yeah, but one thing...

Dane turned to James and narrowed his eyes.

...Why am I Little John?

[spacedog88]

Dane led Sean to his desk where he kicked open a small locker under his desk. Inside was a PSP, a DS, a lighter, some duct tape, half a case of firecrackers, some RC cars and planes, some Gorrilla Glue, and some pants. Dane grabbed the pants and handed them to Sean.

Here the yare my friend. Good luck with them. Try not to set them on fire too.

"if you have any thing useful to our perposes and dont want to join our group, it would be help ful if we ould barrow them for a bit" James said with a wink


*staring in amazement* I will! I'm going to join your group! I have a bunch of lighters!
*sean notices hes getting ahead of himself and glups*
"I..er.. like fire."
"Check out my office, I might have somestuff that could help"
"By the way, I'm not saying this pants are going to stay..well..pants"

:P






EDIT: I have to go now, Sorry.



"Wait guys, I got to head out. I think someones yelling and I better keep low."

[Ollie]

*staring in amazement* I will! I'm going to join your group! I have a bunch of lighters!
*sean notices hes getting ahead of himself and glups*
"I..er.. like fire."
"Check out my office, I might have somestuff that could help"
"By the way, I'm not saying this pants are going to stay..well..pants"

:P

"thats fine" James said "welcome to the group!" he looked around "ok then , see ya later"

[Spartan4424]

*staring in amazement* I will! I'm going to join your group! I have a bunch of lighters!
*sean notices hes getting ahead of himself and glups*
"I..er.. like fire."
"Check out my office, I might have somestuff that could help"
"By the way, I'm not saying this pants are going to stay..well..pants"

:P

Don't worry man, I'm a firebug too. What do you think i do with the Gorrilla, duct tape, and lighter? Just think about that. How hardcore of a prank do you want for your initiation prank?

[Ollie]

Don't worry man, I'm a firebug too. What do you think i do with the Gorrilla, duct tape, and lighter? Just think about that. How hardcore of a prank do you want for your initiation prank?

"comeon 'little john' " James said smiling "we have real work to do"

[Spartan4424]

"comeon 'little john' " James said smiling "we have real work to do"

Please take a second to think about what you said, and to who. I don't work remember? But I still get paid.

[Ollie]

Please take a second to think about what you said, and to who. I don't work remember? But I still get paid.

"yes you do work" James said picking up a stack of papers on Danes desk "this need to get to all the people, here" he shoved them into Danes arms "i'll guide you" he pushed Dane "go on!"

[Spartan4424]

"yes you do work" James said picking up a stack of papers on Danes desk "this need to get to all the people, here" he shoved them into Danes arms "i'll guide you" he pushed Dane "go on!"

Ugh, crap. You know my greatest skill ever is procrastinating, right? Well, that and pranking. I call them the best two P's in the world.

[Ollie]

Ugh, crap. You know my greatest skill ever is procrastinating, right? Well, that and pranking. I call them the best two P's in the world.

"thats great" James said as he pushed Dane down the hall" you got to get these out before three, you have one hour, get moving!" he shook hishead "and i dont care what you do best!"

[Spartan4424]

"thats great" James said as he pushed Dane down the hall" you got to get these out before three, you have one hour, get moving!" he shook hishead "and i dont care what you do best!"

But I don't even know what to do with these! Help...

[Freebee93]

*Bumps into them*

"Oh hey, just on the way out. So ya know Mrs. Kolk & Mr. Fudle are really grumpy for some reason see ya tomorrow"

[Ollie]

But I don't even know what to do with these! Help...

"i told you" James said "im going to help you, though you have to carry them"


*Bumps into them*

"Oh hey, just on the way out. So ya know Mrs. Kolk & Mr. Fudle are really grumpy for some reason see ya tomorrow"

"umm we have no idea what thats about" James said smiling "weel we must be going. see ya tomorrow" Jamesa and Danes hurried off to deliver the papers

[Freebee93]

"i told you" James said "im going to help you, though you have to carry them"




"umm we have no idea what thats about" James said smiling "weel we must be going. see ya tomorrow" Jamesa and Danes hurried off to deliver the papers

"I mean they'll find a way to ruin you if you prank them."

[Ollie]

"I mean they'll find a way to ruin you if you prank them."

"we havent pranked them" James said with a nervous smile "we wouldnt do such a thing"

[Freebee93]

"Good. Cause I don't want they two people who make this world interestin gone.;)"

[Ollie]

"Good. Cause I don't want they two people who make this world interestin gone.;)"

"heavens no" James called behind his back" we wouldnt want that? where would you be then?"

[Spartan4424]

"heavens no" James called behind his back" we wouldnt want that? where would you be then?"

*whispering to Ollie* You know we're those two people, right? We are like, the comic relief of this place.

[Ollie]

*whispering to Ollie* You know we're those two people, right? We are like, the comic relief of this place.

"yes i do" James wispered back "and i also know she is single" he winked at Dane "lets go deliver those papers"

[Spartan4424]

"yes i do" James wispered back "and i also know she is single" he winked at Dane "lets go deliver those papers"

Hmm. Thanks for that information. Well, you better go deliver these papers now.

[Ollie]

Hmm. Thanks for that information. Well, you better go deliver these papers now.

It took them all after noon to do it

"whew that was hard" James said sitting down at a water cooler "how yeah holding up Dane?"

[Spartan4424]

It took them all after noon to do it

"whew that was hard" James said sitting down at a water cooler "how yeah holding up Dane?"

I'm bored out of my mind. I'm glad I never work. How do you keep doing that everyday?

[Ollie]

I'm bored out of my mind. I'm glad I never work. How do you keep doing that everyday?

"by the little things" James said winking "a few pranks here or there helps"

[Spartan4424]

"by the little things" James said winking "a few pranks here or there helps"

Then I guess that's what I'm here for then, eh? Well what should we do now?

[Ollie]

Then I guess that's what I'm here for then, eh? Well what should we do now?

"i happend to see that Mr.Frosts secretary is out" James said casully "and he cant really see or hear much, perhaps our next target?"

[Spartan4424]

"i happend to see that Mr.Frosts secretary is out" James said casully "and he cant really see or hear much, perhaps our next target?"

Sounds like a good idea. What do you think we should do?

[Ollie]

Sounds like a good idea. What do you think we should do?

"i dont know" James said "maybe another staple glue?"