Rigsandbill
05 March 2007, 10:21 PM
I am finally posting the complete saga of Snow Wars, which takes place after ROTJ.
As many armies form, penguins wonder what will happen to Club Penguin. But secretly, in an igloo in Alaska, many old Snowtroopers train new ones and join forces. The new clone of the Emperor, Akabob, starts to train a new apprentice, Darth Rigsandbill. He becomes so strong, that eventually, Akabob and Rigsandbill, Rigs for short, lead an attack on the iceberg.
At the same time, many armies team up to fight this new threat. New jedi arise. They struggle against the Empire. Most of them lose. But one penguin leads the remaining clans into battle.
The Emperor gets angry by the shortage of Snowtroopers. He begins to clone them. Soon, the Empire has no less than 350 Snowtroopers. Many brave clan leaders bring the other penguins together. They have a shortage of troops. Inspired by the Empire, the light side forces begin to generate there own clones. When the two enemies are even, they fight and clash, little knowing that they've started Clone War II...
A cart surfer cart flies by. Darth Rigsandbill is riding it. He falls off a few times, but keeps going and flies into the white wall. A minute later, he appears in the dojo. Many snowtroopers are waiting for him. He bows down to Emperor AkaBob. The snowtroopers demonstrate their new powers. Darth Rigsandbill and Emperor AkaBob are impressed. They decide that the Snowtroopers are ready for battle. They bring them to town to conquer the other armies, which have formed the United Clan Rebellion. A few Rebels died, so did some Snowtroopers. The survivors fled. Big Balla, as Rebel Chancellor, called the Rebels together and told them how to destroy the Empire. They get their weapons and go to the dojo, which is the Snowtroopers' new training center. They attack the snowtroopers. Unprepared, many snowtroopers are killed. Darth Rigs came in and sliced many Rebels in half. Then he used force choke on a Rebel and threw him through the air. The Rebel attack was unsuccessful. They retreated once again.
The jedi council met to discuss the stormtrooper problem. They decided that this time the jedi should attack. They waited at Akabob's igloo. It turned out that he was at the pizzeria. They waited and, ten minutes later, he entered.
5 jedi leaped on him. In less than a minute, only two remained. Darth Rigsandbill walked into the igloo. He ignited his lightsaber, and started fighting with one of the jedi. One jedi killed AkaBob. Enraged at the death of his mentor, Rigs slayed both jedi with a flick of his saber. Still angry, he attacked four snowtroopers. He walked out the door, with blood on his dark cloak. Darth Rigs followed a Rebel pilot to the top of the mountain. The pilot went down the slope on a sled. Rigs went down too, shooting at the pilot. When the pilot reached the bottom, Darth Rigs realized what he was doing: the pilot was about to blow up the shield generator of the Empire base. He shot at him, but it was too late. The Rebels had won. Darth Rigs went into hiding. The rebels rejoiced, but they knew it would not be long before the Empire hunted them down. Darth Rigsandbill was already planning revenge.
Forced into hiding, Darth Rigsandbill plots an attack on the Republic. Believing the war is over, the Rebels go their seperate ways. But one Jedi named Kadre Kingo has his eyes on a mysterious pin, which gives eternal life to the wearer. When Darth Rigs hears of this news, he sets off after the pin, not afraid to kill anyone standing in his way...
A Ballistic Biscuit tube flies by, with Kingo inside it. He jumps out at the dock, and ignites his lightsaber. A Rebel trooper says, "what?" Kingo smiles. "I knew it was you, Rigsandbill." He leaped at the Rebel trooper, who had ignited a lightsaber and was now slashing at Kingo. Kingo flicked his lightsaber sideways and sliced Darth Rigs in half. Then he cut off the Rebel armor. His face fell in dissappointment. Not Darth Rigs, but another Sith trainee. Kingo picked up the sith's lightsaber and opened the power source up. Inside the empty space, he placed a thermal detonator. Now, when the lightsaber was ignited, it would explode. The next thing he did was plant the lightsaber in an old Sith temple. Only major Sith lords were allowed in here. The next one to enter would explode. And, the shield generator for the Sith base was in here. But then, two Sith lords entered, followed by fifty Super-Snowtroopers, which had improved eyesight and better fighting skills. Kingo couldn't fight all of them, he was outnumbered. But when they saw the lightsaber on the floor, they might turn it on, blowing up themselves and Kingo. He decided to run. He was halfway to the door when one of the Sith lords sensed his presence, and yelled, "INTRUDER!" All of the snowtroopers turned around and shot their blasters at Kingo, who deflected the shots with one lazy twirl of his saber. He ran up and cut five snowtroopers in half.
One sith, named Darth Vinquan, leaped towards him and began to fight. The lightsabers were a tangled mess of red and green, twirling back and forth at each other. They slowly reached outside, where Vinquan began to run. Kingo followed. He reached out and cut Vinguan's arm off. A split second later, there was an explosion. It looked like the other Sith had found the lightsaber. Kingo smiled and said to Vinquan, "YOU are coming with me for questioning." He brought him to the Jedi council. "This sith here might know information about the Pin of Life." He handed the Council leader, Yaddle (Yoda's 2nd cousin ala 'The Phantom Menace') a hologram that he had found on Vinquan's belt. Yaddle played it. A young version of Vinquan was hiding a little sticker on a lamp. He then used the force to send it flying miles and miles through the air. The hologram ended. "Question the is," said Yaddle, "where now is this lamp?" Many council members talked, and they decided that where ever the lamp is now, it could not possibly be intact. Jedi Hung Clying vollunteered to find out more about this pin. Yaddle decided to train more young Jedi. Kingo said that he would find the pin before Darth Rigsandbill got to it.
MEANWHILE, Darth Rigs was walking through the heavy snow. He had disguised himself as a normal penguin named JoeMan461. When he had gotten into town, Darth Rigs questioned penguins about this amazing pin. "Whaddaya mean?" one person said, "the current pin is a balloon!" Darth Rigs gave up until he found Aunt Arctic. She said, "Oh, that pin once almost desroyed this whole server. I had to bury it to keep everyone safe. But then one night, two Sith lords dug it up, and I never saw it again." Darth Rigsandbill used force choke on her. She collapsed, dead in the snow. He found a Super-snowtrooper. He yelled at him, "We're going to tear Club Penguin apart till we've found that pin! And get me Rockhopper. I want him alive!" With that, he walked into the sports shop. He slid through a secret doorway into the Galactic Empire Headquarters. All the snowtroopers immediately bowed down to him. They said, "Please, Lord Rigsandbill, we can't find the pin! We'll try harder, just give us a cha--" And with that, Darth Rigs finished off his loyal minions. Then he saw it on the screen: a faint marking at first, but when he clicked ZOOMx100, it was unmistakeable. He had found the Pin of Life.
2 HOURS LATER, a jedi called Nouchreel looked at the Sith tracker. He saw Darth Rigs walking into an old cave. "Contact Clying and Kingo via comlink. I found the pin." In less than ten minutes, Kingo, Yaddle, Clying, Nouchreel, and Gyshro were at the cave entrance. They walked inside, to see Rigsandbill greedily walking towards the Pin of Life. Yaddle was the first to dive at him. Darth Rigs grabbed Yaddle's lightsaber with the force. He then kicked Yaddle into the wall. Unconcious, he fell to the ground. Darth Rigs laughed evily. He drew his lightsaber and sliced down a large pipe, which he used the force to propel at Clying and Nouchreel. The weight of the pipe held them down. Gyshro and Kingo approached Rigsandbill. They started to fight, lightsabers whirring and clashing. Finally, Darth Rigs decapitated Gyshro.
Kingo fought Darth Rigs for many tense minutes, and then, Rigsandbill stabbed Kingo right in the heart. Darth Rigs took this distraction to run away, forgetting about the Pin of Life. Kingo, who was dying quickly, ran over to the Pin of Life and stuck it on. He instantly felt life come back to him. But technically, the Sith had triumphed. Two great Jedi were killed, and the Rebel soldiers had moved far away from the server. Kingo sat down on a stool in the Jedi Council and wondered how long they would have to fight...
Kingo was training his padawan, Jorge Uncrock. Jorge was 17 years old. Kingo was now 49. He still had the Pin of Life. Although the New Republic was in ruins, Kingo and many other Jedi were training new apprentices to fight the Sith. They hoped that some day they might destroy the Sith for good. Kingo suddenly looked up. Darth Rigsandbill and his new apprentice, Darth Shaantips, appeared in the doorway. "Do not leave your igloo unlocked, foolish jedi," bellowed Darth Rigs. He swung his lightsaber at Kingo's head. Kingo dived out of the way. Darth Rigs stabbed the saber at the ground. He fried a puffle by mistake. Kingo grabbed his own lightsaber with the force. He then met Rigs's next blow. Lightsabers sizzling, they continued to fight. Meanwhile, Jorge was fighting with Shaantips. Soon, Jorge had killed Shaantips. He attacked Darth Rigs, who sent force lightning his way. He went flying back. Kingo swung his saber at Darth Rigs, who met the attack and sliced off Kingo's hand. But, instead of killing the panicked Kingo, who was unarmed and defenseless, he grabbed the Pin of Life off the shelf and ran out the door.
A few hours later, Kingo contacted the remaining jedi via comlink and gathered a Jedi Council meeting. While his new hand was being attached to his arm, Kingo told the jedi about the battle between him and the Sith lords. They all agreed that they should recruit more rebel soldiers and jedi. One jedi, Nouchreel, decided that he would round up all the Bounty Hunters to help destroy the Sith. The other jedi started to train padawans and find rebel soldiers. Nouchreel brought his search to a nearby server called Snowball. He was searching for Boba Fett and his cousin, Amos Fett. A small orange penguin told him where they were. So, Nouchreel went to the Beach. They weren't there! He ran into the lighthouse and grabbed the telescope.
"Freeze!" Said a voice from behind him. Two bounty hunters, each in tattered Mandolorian armor, were pointing guns at him. The one in red armor, Amos, said, "OMG. He's onto us. Run!" They leaped onto a platform and flew away in jetpacks. Nouchreel wasn't just going to stand there, so he grabbed a jetpack and flew off.
Kingo was in town. He spotted a bunch of nOObs. "Would you like to be Rebel soldiers?" he asked. They just laughed, so he walked away. He suddenly grabbed hs lightsaber, and swung it at one of the nOObs. "What the h--" he said, and ducked. Kingo smiled and said, "you're in." They began recruiting people until no less than 500 penguins had joined the Republic, and over 50 joined the Jedi.
Meanwhile, Nouchreel was flying a jetpack through clouds. He landed in a cave. Boba and Amos Fett were just taking off there jetpacks. When they saw them, they grabbed there guns and shot at Nouchreel. He deflected all the shots. Then he ran up and sliced Boba Fett in half. Suddenly, Amos threw a thermal detonator at Nouchreel. He sliced it in half, but then it exploded. Nouchreel collapsed on the ground. The explosion threw Amos into the pool. Since he was using some electric equipment, he was electrocuted. Nouchreel, badly burned, jumped into the pool. He was instantly soothed, even though there was a dead body floating next to him. He climbed out of the pool and up the ladder into the plaza. There was Rigsandbill. He drew his saber and leaped at Nouchreel. Nouchreel took his lightsaber out of his pocket, but not fast enough. Instead of defending himself, he disappeared. This was a very advanced use of the force. Nouchreel reappeared in front of Darth Rigs, and stabbed him between the eyes. Darth Rigs was dead.
Jorge was reading the newspaper. He saw an ad for a person who knew everything. Jorge was very superstitous. So he walked into town and saw that all-knowing penguin at a table. He waited in line for 15 minutes. Then, the man came to him. "Whah do ye weesh to knoy?" the old penguin asked. Jorge said, "How can the jedi destroy the Sith?" The all-knowing man said, "ye moost de-stroy theer source of powoir." Jorge wondered, what was the Sith's source of power? Then he realized, what kept Darth Rigs from dying? What saved the Empire's great leaders and gave them minions? The answer was the Pin of Life. Jorge called a meeting of the jedi. Very few were there, as Nouchreel was in a bacta tank, and Kingo was recruiting jedi. Jorge told them that they had to destroy the Pin of Life. The council agreed that Kingo should go with Jorge. They walked into the dojo. A mysterious door was guarded by about 1000 super-snowtroopers. "We should have brought the the entire jedi order!" exclaimed Kingo. But it was too late. The super-snowtroopers were blasting away at Kingo and Jorge. Kingo took down a large peice of the dojo and used the force to propel it at fifty snowtroopers. They cleared a path, killing more snowtroopers along the way. As Kingo sliced a hole in the door, Jorge killed more snowtroopers. Finally, they stepped through the door and felt a rush of white light.
Kingo woke up in a large, dark room. He grabbed his lightsaber and turned it on. In the green light, he saw Darth Rigsandbill in a blood-red cloak. He walked towards Kingo. A red lightsaber turned on. Kingo ran at it. He stabbed at Darth Rigs, but nothing happened. "I am invinsible!" said Darth Rigs. Jorge must have woken up, because a teal colored light appeared behind Rigsandbill.
Somehow, Jorge knew that Darth Rigs could not be destroyed by any violent act. So he ran up and gave Rigs a hug. the red light turned off and the cloak fell to the floor. Darth Rigsandbill was finally dead. Many snowtroopers were dead. The Rebels were re-forming the Rebel Alliance. The Jedi had won the fight. Clone War 2 was over.
Darth Rigs was no longer a solid, living creature. He was now an evil spirit. His soul floated around in a dark red body. He was commanding three loyal sciencetroopers, who were creating clones of himself and Emperor Akabob. When the clones were complete, he slipped his soul into one body, and Akabob's into the other. Then he walked into his sled-ship and slid down the mountain in an attempt to destroy the jedi. He saw a large man named Kingo. He leaped at him. Kingo drew his own lightsaber and they clashed blades.
At the same time Rigs had attacked Kingo, Emporer AkaBob was watching the whole thing from his space station through a hologram. The Emporer was very pleased with Darth Rigsandbill. "One day you will take over as emporer, my apprentice." said Emporer Bob to himself, but the Rebel numbers were rising on the snowy Mammoth server.
The Emporer knew if he did not do something about them quickly, they could beat him. Their leader, Captain Funeral Mask, was attacking his Star destroyer fleet. Emporer Bob thought that this is the perfect time for a more destuctive trooper. He thought "It will be a group of clones that will be implanted with cybernetics, able to breath without a mask in hostile envrioments" said The Emporer "I shall call them....The Darktrooper."
Just the next day, he began creating these troopers, which are a blend of the best genes he could find from the best warriors who ever lived. They had Azure Armour on, with Bloodshot Eyes. They wielded a yellow lightsaber, called Soul Edge. It could cut through regular sabers. Akabob grew more powerful as more people died from it.
The Emporer sent this battlion of Dark troopers to the Rebel base. There were over 500.
MEANWHILE, Kingo was exchanging blows with Darth Rigs. Smiling, Rigs took out a Soul Edge. Kingo looked horrified. The end of his saber fell off and melted all the snow around them. Rigs took the Soul Edge and drove it through Kingo's heart. Fifty darktroopers landed beside him. They wore black snowtrooper armor with red gloves, boots, and helmet. They each ignited yellow-orange Soul Edges. They approached the Rebel base, the lodge attic. Many Rebel soldiers took out blasters, but it was too late. The darktroopers had slashed and sliced apart the base, including the Rebels.
Akabob was enjoying the current fight. He decided to come down to Grizzly with an army of darktroopers. In Grizzly, he was infamous for destroying rebellious armies many years back. Of course, back then he was known as Darth Discom-Bob-ulated. He took 400 Darktroopers (although he could probably conquer the server with two) and flew down to Grizzly.
MEANWHILE, The jedi council learned about these new sabers. All of the jedi spirits were there, including Yoda, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Mace Windu, and Kit Fisto. They all knew that the yellow lightsabers had been banned by the Jedi Code. So they decided to create new lightsabers, more advanced than the Soul Edge. Bt it would take months to produce even one of those sabers.
Emperor Akabob was enjoying his killing spree throughout Grizzly.
He chopped any penguin he passed in half. The jedi heard about this attack. They sent all remaining jedi over. The jedi spirits went, too. Akabob saw the jedi and sent his darktroopers over there. Most of the jedi were killed. Occasionily, A jedi would kill a darktrooper. Then, the jedi spirits came. They went over and stabbed most of the darktroopers. The rest retreated to an area unknown, to plot even more evil....
A young penguin named Rigsandbill was sitting in his igloo. He felt his lungs begin to close up. A dark figure appeared in the room. "Hello. I am Emperor Akabob. I can save you. But you have to give me your word." Rigs looked around, but this penguin was his only hope. So he said, "Okay." The emperor instantly released his force choke. Rigsandbill collapsed on the floor. "You are my new apprentice, Darth Rigs." Suddnly, the world seemed to turn around and around. Rigs saw images of his friends and family suffering. He saw himself killing innocent penguins. He saw a jedi named Kingo, at his mercy. A penguin bearing resemblence to him took a lightsaber and brought it through his heart.
"Auughh!" screamed Rigs. He woke up. His two puffles stared at him. Wait a second, he thought. He was already a Sith lord! Maybe the dream was trying to tell him something. He picked up his Soul Edge and through it outside, into the water. He picked up his old light blue lightsaber. The emperor had dragged him into this Sith job. But he would finish off the emperor. He walked into Akabob's igloo. Igniting his saber, he stepped over his old master. Emperor Akabob woke up at once. "You dragged me into this homicidal life!" spat Rigs. Akabob said, "I helped you. I trusted you. Now I know I was wrong to teach you all that!" He drew a red double-ended saber (ala Darth Maul) and ran at Rigs. They clashed, sabers whirring past each other.
Rigs took his lightsaber and hurled it at Akabob, who jumped out of the way. Now Rigs was unarmed. The Emperor swung his saber at Rigs, who used the force to grab his own saber and meet the blow. Rigs sliced the bottom end of Akabob's lightsaber off. He used force lightning. The emperor dropped his saber and also used force lightning. The bolts of lightning met, and exploded, hurling both Sith back. They got up and grabbed their sabers. But Rigs was first. He sliced his old master in half at the torso. Then he remembered the Darktroopers. He turned his lightsaber off and went to lead his minions to their doom.
The jedi were sitting in the dojo. "I sense less evil," said Bunyskip, an old jedi master. And it was true, their was a large absense of the Dark Side after Rigsandbill had turned good and destroyed his master. But the jedi did not yet know this. They thought that the Darktroopers had vanished forever. Bunyskip said, "It's almost too peaceful. I'm gonna go see what's going on." He left for the town. A green penguin was slaughtering Darktroopers. "OMG," said Bunyskip under his breath, "Darth Rigs is good now!" He ran over to the large group and took out his saber, but supposedly the Darktroopers saw him coming, and attacked. He was instantly killed. Another jedi, Vital Viper, was nearby. He slaughtered a Darktrooper, but was killed. Rigsandbill, however, was massacring as many Darktroopers as he could. They all thought he was on their side, despite the fact that he was killing their fellow troops. After slaying about sixty Darktroopers, they finally caught on. They all ignited Soul Edges. Outnumbered, Rigsandbill ran away.
The Rebel Alliance was meeting at the Pizzeria. Little did they know that one Rebel was Lopmus, an Imperial spy. When a jedi named Marrada walked in, he sensed the spy and killed him. But the spy had already sent the Rebel plans to Darktrooper Commander Coile. They learned of the Rebels plans to attack the Death Star III. Meanwhile, Commander Coile recieved the message. He sent a group of Dark Sleds to guard the base. The Rebel Alliance sent Jedi Sleds to the area to destroy the Death Star III. They all fought, but eventually the Jedi had shot down half the Dark Sleds.
A loyal Sith lord named Darth Aulbipos came in in his Dark Sled Bomber. He destroyed many Rebels and Jedi. Soon, only Lopmus was left. He shot at Aulbipos, but the Sith lord shot first. He jumped out of his ship. He was about to die, but Rigsandbill flew by and grabbed him. They both piloted the Sled straight at Aulbipos, who dodged it and hit a rock. Rigs aimed at the Death Star III core and shot it. The Death Star III blew up, although so did Rigsandbill. The next day, the jedi held a funeral for him. He had died to save what he used to hate. The war seemed truly over, but no doubt that the Empire would soon return...
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As many armies form, penguins wonder what will happen to Club Penguin. But secretly, in an igloo in Alaska, many old Snowtroopers train new ones and join forces. The new clone of the Emperor, Akabob, starts to train a new apprentice, Darth Rigsandbill. He becomes so strong, that eventually, Akabob and Rigsandbill, Rigs for short, lead an attack on the iceberg.
At the same time, many armies team up to fight this new threat. New jedi arise. They struggle against the Empire. Most of them lose. But one penguin leads the remaining clans into battle.
The Emperor gets angry by the shortage of Snowtroopers. He begins to clone them. Soon, the Empire has no less than 350 Snowtroopers. Many brave clan leaders bring the other penguins together. They have a shortage of troops. Inspired by the Empire, the light side forces begin to generate there own clones. When the two enemies are even, they fight and clash, little knowing that they've started Clone War II...
A cart surfer cart flies by. Darth Rigsandbill is riding it. He falls off a few times, but keeps going and flies into the white wall. A minute later, he appears in the dojo. Many snowtroopers are waiting for him. He bows down to Emperor AkaBob. The snowtroopers demonstrate their new powers. Darth Rigsandbill and Emperor AkaBob are impressed. They decide that the Snowtroopers are ready for battle. They bring them to town to conquer the other armies, which have formed the United Clan Rebellion. A few Rebels died, so did some Snowtroopers. The survivors fled. Big Balla, as Rebel Chancellor, called the Rebels together and told them how to destroy the Empire. They get their weapons and go to the dojo, which is the Snowtroopers' new training center. They attack the snowtroopers. Unprepared, many snowtroopers are killed. Darth Rigs came in and sliced many Rebels in half. Then he used force choke on a Rebel and threw him through the air. The Rebel attack was unsuccessful. They retreated once again.
The jedi council met to discuss the stormtrooper problem. They decided that this time the jedi should attack. They waited at Akabob's igloo. It turned out that he was at the pizzeria. They waited and, ten minutes later, he entered.
5 jedi leaped on him. In less than a minute, only two remained. Darth Rigsandbill walked into the igloo. He ignited his lightsaber, and started fighting with one of the jedi. One jedi killed AkaBob. Enraged at the death of his mentor, Rigs slayed both jedi with a flick of his saber. Still angry, he attacked four snowtroopers. He walked out the door, with blood on his dark cloak. Darth Rigs followed a Rebel pilot to the top of the mountain. The pilot went down the slope on a sled. Rigs went down too, shooting at the pilot. When the pilot reached the bottom, Darth Rigs realized what he was doing: the pilot was about to blow up the shield generator of the Empire base. He shot at him, but it was too late. The Rebels had won. Darth Rigs went into hiding. The rebels rejoiced, but they knew it would not be long before the Empire hunted them down. Darth Rigsandbill was already planning revenge.
Forced into hiding, Darth Rigsandbill plots an attack on the Republic. Believing the war is over, the Rebels go their seperate ways. But one Jedi named Kadre Kingo has his eyes on a mysterious pin, which gives eternal life to the wearer. When Darth Rigs hears of this news, he sets off after the pin, not afraid to kill anyone standing in his way...
A Ballistic Biscuit tube flies by, with Kingo inside it. He jumps out at the dock, and ignites his lightsaber. A Rebel trooper says, "what?" Kingo smiles. "I knew it was you, Rigsandbill." He leaped at the Rebel trooper, who had ignited a lightsaber and was now slashing at Kingo. Kingo flicked his lightsaber sideways and sliced Darth Rigs in half. Then he cut off the Rebel armor. His face fell in dissappointment. Not Darth Rigs, but another Sith trainee. Kingo picked up the sith's lightsaber and opened the power source up. Inside the empty space, he placed a thermal detonator. Now, when the lightsaber was ignited, it would explode. The next thing he did was plant the lightsaber in an old Sith temple. Only major Sith lords were allowed in here. The next one to enter would explode. And, the shield generator for the Sith base was in here. But then, two Sith lords entered, followed by fifty Super-Snowtroopers, which had improved eyesight and better fighting skills. Kingo couldn't fight all of them, he was outnumbered. But when they saw the lightsaber on the floor, they might turn it on, blowing up themselves and Kingo. He decided to run. He was halfway to the door when one of the Sith lords sensed his presence, and yelled, "INTRUDER!" All of the snowtroopers turned around and shot their blasters at Kingo, who deflected the shots with one lazy twirl of his saber. He ran up and cut five snowtroopers in half.
One sith, named Darth Vinquan, leaped towards him and began to fight. The lightsabers were a tangled mess of red and green, twirling back and forth at each other. They slowly reached outside, where Vinquan began to run. Kingo followed. He reached out and cut Vinguan's arm off. A split second later, there was an explosion. It looked like the other Sith had found the lightsaber. Kingo smiled and said to Vinquan, "YOU are coming with me for questioning." He brought him to the Jedi council. "This sith here might know information about the Pin of Life." He handed the Council leader, Yaddle (Yoda's 2nd cousin ala 'The Phantom Menace') a hologram that he had found on Vinquan's belt. Yaddle played it. A young version of Vinquan was hiding a little sticker on a lamp. He then used the force to send it flying miles and miles through the air. The hologram ended. "Question the is," said Yaddle, "where now is this lamp?" Many council members talked, and they decided that where ever the lamp is now, it could not possibly be intact. Jedi Hung Clying vollunteered to find out more about this pin. Yaddle decided to train more young Jedi. Kingo said that he would find the pin before Darth Rigsandbill got to it.
MEANWHILE, Darth Rigs was walking through the heavy snow. He had disguised himself as a normal penguin named JoeMan461. When he had gotten into town, Darth Rigs questioned penguins about this amazing pin. "Whaddaya mean?" one person said, "the current pin is a balloon!" Darth Rigs gave up until he found Aunt Arctic. She said, "Oh, that pin once almost desroyed this whole server. I had to bury it to keep everyone safe. But then one night, two Sith lords dug it up, and I never saw it again." Darth Rigsandbill used force choke on her. She collapsed, dead in the snow. He found a Super-snowtrooper. He yelled at him, "We're going to tear Club Penguin apart till we've found that pin! And get me Rockhopper. I want him alive!" With that, he walked into the sports shop. He slid through a secret doorway into the Galactic Empire Headquarters. All the snowtroopers immediately bowed down to him. They said, "Please, Lord Rigsandbill, we can't find the pin! We'll try harder, just give us a cha--" And with that, Darth Rigs finished off his loyal minions. Then he saw it on the screen: a faint marking at first, but when he clicked ZOOMx100, it was unmistakeable. He had found the Pin of Life.
2 HOURS LATER, a jedi called Nouchreel looked at the Sith tracker. He saw Darth Rigs walking into an old cave. "Contact Clying and Kingo via comlink. I found the pin." In less than ten minutes, Kingo, Yaddle, Clying, Nouchreel, and Gyshro were at the cave entrance. They walked inside, to see Rigsandbill greedily walking towards the Pin of Life. Yaddle was the first to dive at him. Darth Rigs grabbed Yaddle's lightsaber with the force. He then kicked Yaddle into the wall. Unconcious, he fell to the ground. Darth Rigs laughed evily. He drew his lightsaber and sliced down a large pipe, which he used the force to propel at Clying and Nouchreel. The weight of the pipe held them down. Gyshro and Kingo approached Rigsandbill. They started to fight, lightsabers whirring and clashing. Finally, Darth Rigs decapitated Gyshro.
Kingo fought Darth Rigs for many tense minutes, and then, Rigsandbill stabbed Kingo right in the heart. Darth Rigs took this distraction to run away, forgetting about the Pin of Life. Kingo, who was dying quickly, ran over to the Pin of Life and stuck it on. He instantly felt life come back to him. But technically, the Sith had triumphed. Two great Jedi were killed, and the Rebel soldiers had moved far away from the server. Kingo sat down on a stool in the Jedi Council and wondered how long they would have to fight...
Kingo was training his padawan, Jorge Uncrock. Jorge was 17 years old. Kingo was now 49. He still had the Pin of Life. Although the New Republic was in ruins, Kingo and many other Jedi were training new apprentices to fight the Sith. They hoped that some day they might destroy the Sith for good. Kingo suddenly looked up. Darth Rigsandbill and his new apprentice, Darth Shaantips, appeared in the doorway. "Do not leave your igloo unlocked, foolish jedi," bellowed Darth Rigs. He swung his lightsaber at Kingo's head. Kingo dived out of the way. Darth Rigs stabbed the saber at the ground. He fried a puffle by mistake. Kingo grabbed his own lightsaber with the force. He then met Rigs's next blow. Lightsabers sizzling, they continued to fight. Meanwhile, Jorge was fighting with Shaantips. Soon, Jorge had killed Shaantips. He attacked Darth Rigs, who sent force lightning his way. He went flying back. Kingo swung his saber at Darth Rigs, who met the attack and sliced off Kingo's hand. But, instead of killing the panicked Kingo, who was unarmed and defenseless, he grabbed the Pin of Life off the shelf and ran out the door.
A few hours later, Kingo contacted the remaining jedi via comlink and gathered a Jedi Council meeting. While his new hand was being attached to his arm, Kingo told the jedi about the battle between him and the Sith lords. They all agreed that they should recruit more rebel soldiers and jedi. One jedi, Nouchreel, decided that he would round up all the Bounty Hunters to help destroy the Sith. The other jedi started to train padawans and find rebel soldiers. Nouchreel brought his search to a nearby server called Snowball. He was searching for Boba Fett and his cousin, Amos Fett. A small orange penguin told him where they were. So, Nouchreel went to the Beach. They weren't there! He ran into the lighthouse and grabbed the telescope.
"Freeze!" Said a voice from behind him. Two bounty hunters, each in tattered Mandolorian armor, were pointing guns at him. The one in red armor, Amos, said, "OMG. He's onto us. Run!" They leaped onto a platform and flew away in jetpacks. Nouchreel wasn't just going to stand there, so he grabbed a jetpack and flew off.
Kingo was in town. He spotted a bunch of nOObs. "Would you like to be Rebel soldiers?" he asked. They just laughed, so he walked away. He suddenly grabbed hs lightsaber, and swung it at one of the nOObs. "What the h--" he said, and ducked. Kingo smiled and said, "you're in." They began recruiting people until no less than 500 penguins had joined the Republic, and over 50 joined the Jedi.
Meanwhile, Nouchreel was flying a jetpack through clouds. He landed in a cave. Boba and Amos Fett were just taking off there jetpacks. When they saw them, they grabbed there guns and shot at Nouchreel. He deflected all the shots. Then he ran up and sliced Boba Fett in half. Suddenly, Amos threw a thermal detonator at Nouchreel. He sliced it in half, but then it exploded. Nouchreel collapsed on the ground. The explosion threw Amos into the pool. Since he was using some electric equipment, he was electrocuted. Nouchreel, badly burned, jumped into the pool. He was instantly soothed, even though there was a dead body floating next to him. He climbed out of the pool and up the ladder into the plaza. There was Rigsandbill. He drew his saber and leaped at Nouchreel. Nouchreel took his lightsaber out of his pocket, but not fast enough. Instead of defending himself, he disappeared. This was a very advanced use of the force. Nouchreel reappeared in front of Darth Rigs, and stabbed him between the eyes. Darth Rigs was dead.
Jorge was reading the newspaper. He saw an ad for a person who knew everything. Jorge was very superstitous. So he walked into town and saw that all-knowing penguin at a table. He waited in line for 15 minutes. Then, the man came to him. "Whah do ye weesh to knoy?" the old penguin asked. Jorge said, "How can the jedi destroy the Sith?" The all-knowing man said, "ye moost de-stroy theer source of powoir." Jorge wondered, what was the Sith's source of power? Then he realized, what kept Darth Rigs from dying? What saved the Empire's great leaders and gave them minions? The answer was the Pin of Life. Jorge called a meeting of the jedi. Very few were there, as Nouchreel was in a bacta tank, and Kingo was recruiting jedi. Jorge told them that they had to destroy the Pin of Life. The council agreed that Kingo should go with Jorge. They walked into the dojo. A mysterious door was guarded by about 1000 super-snowtroopers. "We should have brought the the entire jedi order!" exclaimed Kingo. But it was too late. The super-snowtroopers were blasting away at Kingo and Jorge. Kingo took down a large peice of the dojo and used the force to propel it at fifty snowtroopers. They cleared a path, killing more snowtroopers along the way. As Kingo sliced a hole in the door, Jorge killed more snowtroopers. Finally, they stepped through the door and felt a rush of white light.
Kingo woke up in a large, dark room. He grabbed his lightsaber and turned it on. In the green light, he saw Darth Rigsandbill in a blood-red cloak. He walked towards Kingo. A red lightsaber turned on. Kingo ran at it. He stabbed at Darth Rigs, but nothing happened. "I am invinsible!" said Darth Rigs. Jorge must have woken up, because a teal colored light appeared behind Rigsandbill.
Somehow, Jorge knew that Darth Rigs could not be destroyed by any violent act. So he ran up and gave Rigs a hug. the red light turned off and the cloak fell to the floor. Darth Rigsandbill was finally dead. Many snowtroopers were dead. The Rebels were re-forming the Rebel Alliance. The Jedi had won the fight. Clone War 2 was over.
Darth Rigs was no longer a solid, living creature. He was now an evil spirit. His soul floated around in a dark red body. He was commanding three loyal sciencetroopers, who were creating clones of himself and Emperor Akabob. When the clones were complete, he slipped his soul into one body, and Akabob's into the other. Then he walked into his sled-ship and slid down the mountain in an attempt to destroy the jedi. He saw a large man named Kingo. He leaped at him. Kingo drew his own lightsaber and they clashed blades.
At the same time Rigs had attacked Kingo, Emporer AkaBob was watching the whole thing from his space station through a hologram. The Emporer was very pleased with Darth Rigsandbill. "One day you will take over as emporer, my apprentice." said Emporer Bob to himself, but the Rebel numbers were rising on the snowy Mammoth server.
The Emporer knew if he did not do something about them quickly, they could beat him. Their leader, Captain Funeral Mask, was attacking his Star destroyer fleet. Emporer Bob thought that this is the perfect time for a more destuctive trooper. He thought "It will be a group of clones that will be implanted with cybernetics, able to breath without a mask in hostile envrioments" said The Emporer "I shall call them....The Darktrooper."
Just the next day, he began creating these troopers, which are a blend of the best genes he could find from the best warriors who ever lived. They had Azure Armour on, with Bloodshot Eyes. They wielded a yellow lightsaber, called Soul Edge. It could cut through regular sabers. Akabob grew more powerful as more people died from it.
The Emporer sent this battlion of Dark troopers to the Rebel base. There were over 500.
MEANWHILE, Kingo was exchanging blows with Darth Rigs. Smiling, Rigs took out a Soul Edge. Kingo looked horrified. The end of his saber fell off and melted all the snow around them. Rigs took the Soul Edge and drove it through Kingo's heart. Fifty darktroopers landed beside him. They wore black snowtrooper armor with red gloves, boots, and helmet. They each ignited yellow-orange Soul Edges. They approached the Rebel base, the lodge attic. Many Rebel soldiers took out blasters, but it was too late. The darktroopers had slashed and sliced apart the base, including the Rebels.
Akabob was enjoying the current fight. He decided to come down to Grizzly with an army of darktroopers. In Grizzly, he was infamous for destroying rebellious armies many years back. Of course, back then he was known as Darth Discom-Bob-ulated. He took 400 Darktroopers (although he could probably conquer the server with two) and flew down to Grizzly.
MEANWHILE, The jedi council learned about these new sabers. All of the jedi spirits were there, including Yoda, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Mace Windu, and Kit Fisto. They all knew that the yellow lightsabers had been banned by the Jedi Code. So they decided to create new lightsabers, more advanced than the Soul Edge. Bt it would take months to produce even one of those sabers.
Emperor Akabob was enjoying his killing spree throughout Grizzly.
He chopped any penguin he passed in half. The jedi heard about this attack. They sent all remaining jedi over. The jedi spirits went, too. Akabob saw the jedi and sent his darktroopers over there. Most of the jedi were killed. Occasionily, A jedi would kill a darktrooper. Then, the jedi spirits came. They went over and stabbed most of the darktroopers. The rest retreated to an area unknown, to plot even more evil....
A young penguin named Rigsandbill was sitting in his igloo. He felt his lungs begin to close up. A dark figure appeared in the room. "Hello. I am Emperor Akabob. I can save you. But you have to give me your word." Rigs looked around, but this penguin was his only hope. So he said, "Okay." The emperor instantly released his force choke. Rigsandbill collapsed on the floor. "You are my new apprentice, Darth Rigs." Suddnly, the world seemed to turn around and around. Rigs saw images of his friends and family suffering. He saw himself killing innocent penguins. He saw a jedi named Kingo, at his mercy. A penguin bearing resemblence to him took a lightsaber and brought it through his heart.
"Auughh!" screamed Rigs. He woke up. His two puffles stared at him. Wait a second, he thought. He was already a Sith lord! Maybe the dream was trying to tell him something. He picked up his Soul Edge and through it outside, into the water. He picked up his old light blue lightsaber. The emperor had dragged him into this Sith job. But he would finish off the emperor. He walked into Akabob's igloo. Igniting his saber, he stepped over his old master. Emperor Akabob woke up at once. "You dragged me into this homicidal life!" spat Rigs. Akabob said, "I helped you. I trusted you. Now I know I was wrong to teach you all that!" He drew a red double-ended saber (ala Darth Maul) and ran at Rigs. They clashed, sabers whirring past each other.
Rigs took his lightsaber and hurled it at Akabob, who jumped out of the way. Now Rigs was unarmed. The Emperor swung his saber at Rigs, who used the force to grab his own saber and meet the blow. Rigs sliced the bottom end of Akabob's lightsaber off. He used force lightning. The emperor dropped his saber and also used force lightning. The bolts of lightning met, and exploded, hurling both Sith back. They got up and grabbed their sabers. But Rigs was first. He sliced his old master in half at the torso. Then he remembered the Darktroopers. He turned his lightsaber off and went to lead his minions to their doom.
The jedi were sitting in the dojo. "I sense less evil," said Bunyskip, an old jedi master. And it was true, their was a large absense of the Dark Side after Rigsandbill had turned good and destroyed his master. But the jedi did not yet know this. They thought that the Darktroopers had vanished forever. Bunyskip said, "It's almost too peaceful. I'm gonna go see what's going on." He left for the town. A green penguin was slaughtering Darktroopers. "OMG," said Bunyskip under his breath, "Darth Rigs is good now!" He ran over to the large group and took out his saber, but supposedly the Darktroopers saw him coming, and attacked. He was instantly killed. Another jedi, Vital Viper, was nearby. He slaughtered a Darktrooper, but was killed. Rigsandbill, however, was massacring as many Darktroopers as he could. They all thought he was on their side, despite the fact that he was killing their fellow troops. After slaying about sixty Darktroopers, they finally caught on. They all ignited Soul Edges. Outnumbered, Rigsandbill ran away.
The Rebel Alliance was meeting at the Pizzeria. Little did they know that one Rebel was Lopmus, an Imperial spy. When a jedi named Marrada walked in, he sensed the spy and killed him. But the spy had already sent the Rebel plans to Darktrooper Commander Coile. They learned of the Rebels plans to attack the Death Star III. Meanwhile, Commander Coile recieved the message. He sent a group of Dark Sleds to guard the base. The Rebel Alliance sent Jedi Sleds to the area to destroy the Death Star III. They all fought, but eventually the Jedi had shot down half the Dark Sleds.
A loyal Sith lord named Darth Aulbipos came in in his Dark Sled Bomber. He destroyed many Rebels and Jedi. Soon, only Lopmus was left. He shot at Aulbipos, but the Sith lord shot first. He jumped out of his ship. He was about to die, but Rigsandbill flew by and grabbed him. They both piloted the Sled straight at Aulbipos, who dodged it and hit a rock. Rigs aimed at the Death Star III core and shot it. The Death Star III blew up, although so did Rigsandbill. The next day, the jedi held a funeral for him. He had died to save what he used to hate. The war seemed truly over, but no doubt that the Empire would soon return...
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