Myspace children RPG

[Kittens & Cats]

In this RPG, you will have to be one of the friend's (Myspace or real life) of this child in the blue text (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBAwQE7ps5U&feature=bz303). But, please note there are rules.

Rules:
1.) No swearing geniuses
2.) Don't kill him... I know, it's tempting
3.) If you're his friend, try to be nice because we know he has problems with his precious Myspace.
4.) DON'T DELETE HIS MYSPACE ACCOUNT.
5.) KITTENS AND CATS IS THE KID.

I am the kid, so be nice... :rolleyes:

Let me start you off:
"hai guyz welcum to mai chat bocks letz chat."

[The Chosen One]

Hay there crazy guy! add me plzzzzzzzz*cries*

[Kittens & Cats]

Hay there crazy guy! add me plzzzzzzzz*cries*

ur added gawsh dnt freek out lyke dat!!

[Flame_593]

ur added gawsh dnt freek out lyke dat!!

litel guyy cann u plz comnt on mah pikkture! IWANT KOMMENTS! NOW NOOOW COMMENT! COMMENTS!:mad:

[Kittens & Cats]

litel guyy cann u plz comnt on mah pikkture! IWANT KOMMENTS! NOW NOOOW COMMENT! COMMENTS!:mad:

"4get the comntz lets go play futbal... ok, got thee lacrozze stickz letz play!!1!!11!"

[Topoftheline]

"Wait! i gotz to get my profile updatez and then i be a comen."

[Flame_593]

"Wait! i gotz to get my profile updatez and then i be a comen."

oh danggg no new koments!!! more KOMENT I WANT TO C MORE YU DOO DOO HEDS!

[Phrax]

lolz. Hez be addin ma to his budda list!!!!!111 ROTFOL!

[Topoftheline]

oh danggg no new koments!!! more KOMENT I WANT TO C MORE YU DOO DOO HEDS!

"kk, i be postin komet kai?"

Comment: "kewl profyle. kkthxbai."

[Phrax]

how mny frnds do u hav on yur ackount???

[Topoftheline]

how mny frnds do u hav on yur ackount???

Onlee bout 3483298392 .

[Flame_593]

how mny frnds do u hav on yur ackount???

meh? on mai akount i gut aboutt 1516918591841851 frends...I STEL WAANT MOR!!

[Topoftheline]

meh? on mai akount i gut aboutt 1516918591841851 frends...I STEL WAANT MOR!!

O dangz, u got mor dan mee. an u still wan more?

*Reads email*

Aha, 32438dksjh234 mor peple my budi now.

[Flame_593]

O dangz, u got mor dan mee. an u still wan more?

*Reads email*

Aha, 32438dksjh234 mor peple my budi now.

yaya i want mor peepel on mai frend list...advertis mai maispace akount..

[Phrax]

wat de hellz?! stp mailin me u turdz!

[Flame_593]

wat de hellz?! stp mailin me u turdz!

yu kan delite dem and put dem on yur ignor listtt

[Phrax]

yu kan delite dem and put dem on yur ignor listtt

iz be triing dat! mi cmp. iz acting up!!!!!1111

[Flame_593]

iz be triing dat! mi cmp. iz acting up!!!!!1111

yu kan ripair it!!!!:mad: REPAIR IIT ASAP!!!!!!!! I WANT FRENDS! SOO ADVERTISE MY AKOUNT!

[Phrax]

yu kan ripair it!!!!:mad: REPAIR IIT ASAP!!!!!!!! I WANT FRENDS! SOO ADVERTISE MY AKOUNT!

repar cst monee! i can- itz bak. Ii wil advertse urs if u doo tha same wit mine!

[Flame_593]

repar cst monee! i can- itz bak. Ii wil advertse urs if u doo tha same wit mine!

okai...i will reigter on a lot of forums and den i wil spem a lot and advertise yur akount...DEAL?:mad:

[Topoftheline]

Meanwhile...

*Emails Phrax*

D00d, com postz in muh RPin thredz plz. It be boren witout j00.

[The Chosen One]

comment on my new pciturez and get a free trip to iraq :scary:

[Flame_593]

comment on my new pciturez and get a free trip to iraq :scary:

okai i will, post da link hereee...i luv iraqq day hav dounats! :scary:

[Topoftheline]

comment on my new pciturez and get a free trip to iraq :scary:

*Comments*

d00d i heartz your piturez now can i hazz free tip to iraq?

[Flame_593]

*Comments*

d00d i heartz your piturez now can i hazz free tip to iraq?

maybi der iz no flight availabil?? i will [b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b][b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b][b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b] <--:O wit yu to iraq!

btw someone please post on vv's thread. I need to post a guide

[Topoftheline]

maybi der iz no flight availabil?? i will [b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b][b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b][b][color=red]- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -[/color][/b] <--:O wit yu to iraq!

btw someone please post on vv's thread. I need to post a guide

Den we swimz. K i pak now.

[The Chosen One]

the trip to iraq has no insurance DUN DUN DUN!!!11onelolzunoelevenz!11!

[Topoftheline]

the trip to iraq has no insurance DUN DUN DUN!!!11onelolzunoelevenz!11!

Dat k, we be fyne. i pak pilowz fer potecton.

[Flame_593]

Den we swimz. K i pak now.

owkai...i wil pak tu...i wil also get mai snake wit meh

[Topoftheline]

owkai...i wil pak tu...i wil also get mai snake wit meh

snake be help 2, gud tinkin .

[Flame_593]

snake be help 2, gud tinkin .

du yah olso want a kow tu?

[The Chosen One]

dont bring snakez, or samuel l jackson might be there

[Flame_593]

dont bring snakez, or samuel l jackson might be there

NOOO! snake wil protekt us!

[The Chosen One]

NOOO! snake wil protekt us!

but we gotta get these god **** snakes of this god **** plane!

[Topoftheline]

Naw, snake b r frends. rly, dey help us. anewayz, we swimmin to iraq, no planez.

[Flame_593]

Naw, snake b r frends. rly, dey help us. anewayz, we swimmin to iraq, no planez.

okai...i wil sit on yur back and u swim lik a dolfin!

[Topoftheline]

okai...i wil sit on yur back and u swim lik a dolfin!

i cant, u probly drown meh.

[Flame_593]

i cant, u probly drown meh.

but i kant swim!! oh noez what am iz gona dooo!!!!!!!!!

[Topoftheline]

but i kant swim!! oh noez what am iz gona dooo!!!!!!!!!

i email u floateez kai ?

[Flame_593]

i email u floateez kai ?

yez okai and olso send meh a duki!!!!!!

[Topoftheline]

yez okai and olso send meh a duki!!!!!!

hmmmmmm, kai.
*sends floaties and duckie*
kk, i be waitin for u at the bech to start swimin k?

[Flame_593]

hmmmmmm, kai.
*sends floaties and duckie*
kk, i be waitin for u at the bech to start swimin k?

okai...but if i wont b abil tu, i need to hold wit ur arm...

[Topoftheline]

okai...but if i wont b abil tu, i need to hold wit ur arm...

k, but if i drown it all ur falt.

[Flame_593]

k, but if i drown it all ur falt.

okai! thx! YAY! I LAV YU! <3

[Topoftheline]

okai! thx! YAY! I LAV YU! <3

Ummmmmmm...
*wades out in the ocean*
but onlee if ur floatiez don work

[Flame_593]

Ummmmmmm...
*wades out in the ocean*
but onlee if ur floatiez don work

okai...hop i get de floties soon....

[Topoftheline]

okai...hop i get de floties soon....

*swims*
*looks back*
Wowz, we ot hear long way

[Flame_593]

*swims*
*looks back*
Wowz, we ot hear long way

o HAI! luk! a computer! lets chek our updatez!

[Topoftheline]

o HAI! luk! a computer! lets chek our updatez!

kai
*turns on computer, but it sank*
o dang

[Flame_593]

kai
*turns on computer, but it sank*
o dang

O LUK! theres anutder pc! a dolfin is using it!!!!!!! ITS GOING ON MAH AKOUNT!:mad:

[Kittens & Cats]

"fivty Rpliez On Dis Tread Ahlredy!!!?!?! Wo!!!"

[CrankyKong]

plz uploadz mor pics coz i did and i WANT MORE PICZ NOWZ!!! :mad:

[Topoftheline]

u cant we in teh oceanz ands i se no land

[The Chosen One]

u cant we in teh oceanz ands i se no land

ur silleh u went da rong wai 2 go 2 iraq
btw there iz sharkz

[ipodguy555]

"4get the comntz lets go play futbal... ok, got thee lacrozze stickz letz play!!1!!11!"

I'll add you!... If you start spelling right =/

[Topoftheline]

ur silleh u went da rong wai 2 go 2 iraq
btw there iz sharkz

opz.
*turns around*
kai i wach out fer sharkz

[Kittens & Cats]

I'll add you!... If you start spelling right =/

wta u meen mai spelng is good.

[Putty]

Itsa me! Mario!

*logs on as mariopwnzorz*

Hello everybody! *gets stabbed for typing good grammar*

[Phrax]

wat da hel iz he doin???2

btw: i gotz a noo vid. on mi profle!!!!11 lol

[Kittens & Cats]

Itsa me! Mario!

*logs on as mariopwnzorz*

Hello everybody! *gets stabbed for typing good grammar*


ew ur gramer terible! ficks it!

[Flame_593]

ew ur gramer terible! ficks it!

haii guyz...i just got on d line...i got new fwed requwests...

[Phrax]

haii guyz...i just got on d line...i got new fwed requwests...

a fwe? i gat tunz of frnd reqsts...evry dai!

[The Chosen One]

a fwe? i gat tunz of frnd reqsts...evry dai!

ionly have 9995937493572394217054444043 frend rquestz. im a n00bz. :(

[Phrax]

ionly have 9995937493572394217054444043 frend rquestz. im a n00bz. :(

ttl n00b!!!1 lol. go st n a crner!! ROTFOL1111!

[CrankyKong]

ttl n00b!!!1 lol. go st n a crner!! ROTFOL1111!

lulz, i am teh mst popler prson on mispce. chck ot mah pofile 2 c hw mny veiwz i gotz. i have 13371337133713371337133713371337133713371337133713 37133713371337 frend questre i am no n00b!!1!!11 :mad:

[Topoftheline]

*looks foward*
i se iland! comez on!

[CrankyKong]

waitz wil ya? im swimin az fst az i canz. i swim fster with mispace tho. i needz a boost.

[Topoftheline]

waitz wil ya? im swimin az fst az i canz. i swim fster with mispace tho. i needz a boost.

sowi, no mespac ot here.
*passes floaties*
maybee dat help u no?

[CrankyKong]

rightz, jst thking bout mispace inz landz makes me swm fster. i cud use da floaties tho. tanks!11!

[Kittens & Cats]

gaiz! gaiz! ime on my sper mispac acount! my bruther deltd mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!:mad:

[Topoftheline]

gaiz! gaiz! ime on my sper mispac acount! my bruther deltd mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!:mad:

o, i sry. mby u get ur mespace bac.

let go on dis iland an rest

[CrankyKong]

ho carez about rest, when wi hav mispace. *rushes into the nearest library to go on myspace*. okz, i needz mor frends. i will ad ur spar kittenz nd catz, nd i wilz addz u 2 topoftehlyne.

[Topoftheline]

ho carez about rest, when wi hav mispace. *rushes into the nearest library to go on myspace*. okz, i needz mor frends. i will ad ur spar kittenz nd catz, nd i wilz addz u 2 topoftehlyne.

k thx. i b almst 2 iraq. wsh me luc.

[CrankyKong]

k, ill stil b on mispac when u com bak. bai. i herd sumwere dat they hav cheep cmpterz in iraq. mibbe u cn bye 1?

[Topoftheline]

k, ill stil b on mispac when u com bak. bai. i herd sumwere dat they hav cheep cmpterz in iraq. mibbe u cn bye 1?

mayb. i hear now. AHH BOM COMIN EN. bai 4 nowz.

[Putty]

*takes out knife*

It...burns! *sticks in back in and suffer brain damage




wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup:P

[Topoftheline]

*takes out knife*

It...burns! *sticks in back in and suffer brain damage




wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup:P

o snapz, u k?????????????

[Kittens & Cats]

i duno if he okz. I_Z_U_K_?

[Topoftheline]

i b calin 911 hold on. hai 911 dis be top. we got ingured gui her, plz help. bai.

[Flame_593]

i b calin 911 hold on. hai 911 dis be top. we got ingured gui her, plz help. bai.

yu kalled 991 instead! n0ooob!:scary:

[Putty]

*wakes up from blood loss* Where am i?

You stupid myspace users! I could have been virtually killed! Work on your grammar and get lives you miserable brats!

[Topoftheline]

*wakes up from blood loss* Where am i?

You stupid myspace users! I could have been virtually killed! Work on your grammar and get lives you miserable brats!

*cries*

u iz meen. :( :( :(

[Kittens & Cats]

*wakes up from blood loss* Where am i?

You stupid myspace users! I could have been virtually killed! Work on your grammar and get lives you miserable brats!

1IRST MAI MISPACE ARE DELTD THN U SAY THIZ?!?!?!?!?!JVIEFJIGO; J KWAAAAAAHHHH!

-_- SUEIHSIDE!:(

[Viper92107]

ZoMG uRz MYspacE gOts DEaTLED, Yus NEEDAS TO CHWECKS yOur cOMmeNTS!:shout:

[Polo]

ooo hai pplz i iz new 2 myspace kan u plzz ad meh????

i liekh myspace itz fun plzzz ad meh!!!:mad:

[Kittens & Cats]

ZoMG uRz MYspacE gOts DEaTLED, Yus NEEDAS TO CHWECKS yOur cOMmeNTS!:shout:

i ARE TRYNG 2!!!!! -_- plz xquz me for inconveeneeinc.

[Polo]

i ARE TRYNG 2!!!!! -_- plz xquz me for inconveeneeinc.

u n000behh itz all ur fault g00 di3 (joke)

h0w wud u feel if i delited ur my space?

[Kittens & Cats]

u n000behh itz all ur fault g00 di3 (joke)

h0w wud u feel if i delited ur my space?

*everything explodes*
*ending credits*
The End... for now...

Mods, please lock this topic... for now.

[Putty]

Silly myspace users!


Nobody moderates myspace!