Pointless Funny Random Statements/Actions Thread!!

[Oceanside344]

*Inspiration for this thread comes from me hanging out with friends at lunch*

At lunch today, I spent half of it going around to random people saying "I'm scared of the purple thing under my bed." That got me thinking of other pointless funny random statements or actions people say.

Mine:
-"I forgot to take my pill this morning. It makes me see things."
-"I'm scared of the purple thing under my bed."
-"... in the war of '82."

And many more that I haven't yet thought of.

Post your random statements and actions here.

[Phrax]

I have used the pill one today as well as the same statement but with a shot.
I have conversations with myself.
"...Hey, Juliet!"
"...party at my place!"
And one innapropriate comment I cant say.

[Topoftheline]

Heh...I do this alot.

Um...:
-"This be Sparta!"

And me and my friends shouted at cars coming by, "All babies want to be borned!" from the movie Juno.

And we did that again to random people, but just saying "Hey!" and waving. It was funny.

[Phrax]

And I forgot:
"..ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."
I dont know why we say ooo but we do so :P

[zmactarheel]

Not sure if this counts as "random and funny" but I used to walk up to people and say "Do you have a sister?". It'd be a really funny thing if the guy/girl you asked was the sister/brother of your girlfriend/boyfriend.

[Batman_Freak]

I always Hazzah.

HAZZAH!!!!1!!!!!
I also love Batman.:|

[Icy Joe 8]

This is sort of stupid but years ago when I was young my friends would pretend to say something then go up to a person and say, "Right, [insert name]?"

[Spartn153]

I HAS THOR'S HAMMER AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!!!!!!!! 101 1 1337 STAWP HAMMAH TIME!!

DUNANANANANANANANANNANA CANT TOUCH DIS

LOL I CAN HAS RECNO* PLOX

101 I HAS NONJA SIKITOLS LOL 1337

(^^^^Randomness above^^^^)(^^^^Randomness above^^^^)
*=Recno: Very bad spelling for Recon, an armor in Halo 3 that only the creators have.

That was fun.:D

[Pen Rua]

'Much homework?'
-' I like eggs.'

I hope this is what you mean :confused:

[blingstr]

Nice idea :)

when anybody makes a joke i point and them and say.
"You taking the snickers?"

[Flame_593]

Well we don't talk in English at school, we talk in Maltese, so...-_-

Well you won't understand what I say lol...

[Jpmc10]

I go up to random people and say, Haha you suck! and then run

[Phrax]

I just started this today and all my friend like it.

"Who am I?!" Then right away, you takle someone.

[Spartan4424]

me and my friend sneak around and then pretend to kill people (real people, fake kill) then go "Assassinated!" its pretty funny. we always think of new ways to kill people. we got most of our ideas from Assassians Creed, but we thought up a few of our own.

we also run, jump as high as we can, and throw out our arms and legs so we look big, and roar at people. we call it our "defense mechanism" lol.