the complete random rp

[Putty]

(insert -ly after complete)




you needed one for your sanity to stay in place

This rp is basically an rp what starts with the first part then evolves into something completely unrelated and random. Only for those who expect the unexpected and have an urge to do random.

One day the shopkeeper decided to set up shop in the miniclip forums
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a77/putty502/shopkeeper.jpg

the BOWSER-san (wut?) decided to buy some lamp oil.

"aslong as you have enough rupees." said the shopkeeper

bowser has no rupees

[Topoftheline]

Cimmorene comes in the shop.

"Can I has sum spam-in-a-can?"

[Putty]

the shopkeeper thinks for 5 and 3 quaters years

"come bakc when your a little...rupeeier"

the shopkepper's crab claw then went back to normal

[Topoftheline]

the shopkeeper thinks for 5 and 3 quaters years

"come bakc when your a little...rupeeier"

the shopkepper's crab claw then went back to normal

As Cimmorene was walking home, she saw 3 Pete the Dragons playing poker on top of a roller coaster in the park to the right of her.

[Bluekingice]

As Cimmorene was walking home, she saw 3 Pete the Dragons playing poker on top of a roller coaster in the park to the right of her.

and the roller coaster was about to run over Cimmorene but Bluekingice stopped it.:D

Then he became Super Sayan Bluekingice and everyone was doing the PBJ dance.

[Putty]

then sonic appeared and said

"hey kids, there's nothign more cool than being touched in a place or a way that makes oyu feel uncomfortable by your teacher!"(remove if not appropriate)

everyone was stunned and silent

[The Chosen One]

a giant komodo dragon named bill came and they rode him to mexico.

[Powdinet]

Wanted arrivved to mexico and found a jalapeõo.

[The Chosen One]

bill the dragon was confused about what that meant so he went on a mission to find out what it meant.

[Freebee93]

So, Kily Jep walked into store and said " Can i have some coffee"

[Topoftheline]

*runs in the store*

"Kily, run before the shopkeeper's hands turn back into a claw!"

*runs out*

[LordRevan14]

Then a Norris Bomb lands on the Shopkeepers hand and blows it up.

[Freebee93]

Yay! now i can get coffee free!

[Topoftheline]

*runs in and steals a bag of peanuts and cheezburgers and runs quickly back home to her hut*

[Putty]

the shopkeeper hated penuts and cheeseburgers, but chraged alot for coffee!

He then wet kily with lamp oil and blew him up with a bomb.

The shopkeeper's destroyed hand's ash turned into a toaster

[Topoftheline]

the shopkeeper hated penuts and cheeseburgers, but chraged alot for coffee!

He then wet kily with lamp oil and blew him up with a bomb.

The shopkeeper's destroyed hand's ash turned into a toaster

Good thing Cimmorene was home, but it turned out that the cheezburgers had no pickles on it! She had to go back to that evil place.

[walmartshrty]

Good thing Cimmorene was home, but it turned out that the cheezburgers had no pickles on it! She had to go back to that evil place.

Walliashi runs out with her parachute pants and starts dancing to "Thriller". =)

[Topoftheline]

Walliashi runs out with her parachute pants and starts dancing to "Thriller". =)

Top joined her, completely forgetting about the pickles.

[Freebee93]

-Slaps shop keeper with pickles and looks at reflection in toaster-

[The Chosen One]

bill the dragon lands on the shop, destroying everything. (except the shop and everything inside)

[Topoftheline]

*gets mad at Bill, and slaps him*

*pauses for a while...then runs far away, dancing to "Thriller" with Walliashi as she was running*

[The Chosen One]

She slips up, and realises she can't do 2 things at once.

[Topoftheline]

She slips up, and realises she can't do 2 things at once.

*So instead of walking, she started dancing*

[Putty]

meanwhile, the hotel mario bros. were beign dumb as usual, mario and luigi were trying to go through a door by runnign into it multiple times

"How are we gonna get though, with the SPAGHETTI going out?"

"WE NEED INSTRUCTIONS"

[Topoftheline]

meanwhile, the hotel mario bros. were beign dumb as usual, mario and luigi were trying to go through a door by runnign into it multiple times

"How are we gonna get though, with the SPAGHETTI going out?"

"WE NEED INSTRUCTIONS"

*Cimmorene popped up in front of them*

"Here is some directions to set up a boardgame."

*vanishes*

[Putty]

*Mario reads instruction book*

"To set up your new dungeons and dragons, place Th-"

KA ME HA ME HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luigi then blew up the door with his finger Lazar, along with the mushroom kingdom.

"looks are deceiving when toasters are involved"

Mario after setting up the dungeons and dragons spoke to Luigi

"the enclosed instruction book says we must save the world from the evil dragon!"

luigi then said "AND YOU GOTTA HELP US" pointed randomly to bill the dragon without realizing he was a dragon

[Topoftheline]

*Mario reads instruction book*

"To set up your new dungeons and dragons, place Th-"

KA ME HA ME HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luigi then blew up the door with his finger Lazar, along with the mushroom kingdom.

"looks are deceiving when toasters are involved"

Mario after setting up the dungeons and dragons spoke to Luigi

"the enclosed instruction book says we must save the world from the evil dragon!"

luigi then said "AND YOU GOTTA HELP US" pointed randomly to bill the dragon without realizing he was a dragon

*Cimmorene reappeared with a puff of smoke*

"Here, take this. This will help you on your journey."

*Cimmorene hands them each a spoon.*

[Putty]

Mario held his spoon up high in the air in the gleaming sun, it shined like 1,000 angels flying though the sky. The bright spoon glowed yellow and started glowing, the reflection from the spoon's deep half focused into a beam of light and blinded bill the dragon and made him fall off a cliff.

"The enclosed instruction book says we must find forks!"

"AND YOU GOTTA HELP-"

bill was still falling

so they walked back to the shopkeeper with that annoying hotel mario music following them


"forks? It's your my friend, aslong as you have OVER 9000 rupees!"

"how are we gonna find over 9000 rupees?"

"maybe we can crush someone's skull and loot them! Remind me to cheak!"

[Topoftheline]

Mario held his spoon up high in the air in the gleaming sun, it shined like 1,000 angels flying though the sky. The bright spoon glowed yellow and started glowing, the reflection from the spoon's deep half focused into a beam of light and blinded bill the dragon and made him fall off a cliff.

"The enclosed instruction book says we must find forks!"

"AND YOU GOTTA HELP-"

bill was still falling

so they walked back to the shopkeeper with that annoying hotel mario music following them


"forks? It's your my friend, aslong as you have OVER 9000 rupees!"

"how are we gonna find over 9000 rupees?"

"maybe we can crush someone's skull and loot them! Remind me to cheak!"


*Cimmorene reappeared again*

"Here, take this. Sorry for the confusion. The spoon was meant to go to Yoshi."

*Cimmorene gives them a fork*

"Good luck, I'll be wiith you at times to help on your journey. Bye for now."

*Cimmorene vanishes*

[Putty]

mario then shined teh fork which stabbed a passing bird

luigi wanted his spoon back so he turned yoshi inside out and got it back O.o

So mario and luigi went on a journey to slay a dragon, and on there way they saw ganon

"join me pesky plumbers, and i will give you all the cookies you desire!"

"what flavor?"

"peanut butter of course!"

Luigi then got enraged and stuffed ganon's head in a paper shreader, turns out it was a fake. They made sure to look out for ganon and his minions.



The mario bros. then went past a gate with floating stones and a sword.

"rune-scape" said mario

'I HOPE THEY GOT LOSTA SPAGHETTI" said luigi and they went in

[Topoftheline]

mario then shined teh fork which stabbed a passing bird

luigi wanted his spoon back so he turned yoshi inside out and got it back O.o

So mario and luigi went on a journey to slay a dragon, and on there way they saw ganon

"join me pesky plumbers, and i will give you all the cookies you desire!"

"what flavor?"

"peanut butter of course!"

Luigi then got enraged and stuffed ganon's head in a paper shreader, turns out it was a fake. They made sure to look out for ganon and his minions.



The mario bros. then went past a gate with floating stones and a sword.

"rune-scape" said mario

'I HOPE THEY GOT LOSTA SPAGHETTI" said luigi and they went in

*Cimmorene reappeared again*

"Can I help you? I am quite knowledged of Runescape. Lvl 66 with Saradomin is good, right? Well, if you need anything, I'll be over here."

*Cimmorne pointed to an old house which had a ladder going down to some lvl 28 Hill Giants."

[Putty]

Mario then decided they should go to varrock to get supplies then get help from cimmerone

they then bought 12 spirit wolf pouches, some ashes, yew logs, and a gardening trowel


they then saw some person named putty1337 angry that his oak tree takes forever to grow and ignored him


after that they went to go down to the hill giants

"it's locked! We need a key!"

"well maybe a koopa will lend us his, hey can you give us-"

lvl 138 full dragon guy: NUBS!!!!!!!!!


they then decided to go form edgeville


The narrorator then went to cheak his oak tree

[Topoftheline]

*Cimmorne reappeared again*

"Sorry, I forgot about the key. Here, take mine. All I need to do is teleport back anyway. Tata for now."

*Cimmorene disappeared again*

[Putty]

Mario then wondered how many law runes cimmerone had

meanwhile bowser found all the rupees he needed and found out the shop exploded, this made him furious and start a genocide on penguins and runescapians

[Topoftheline]

Mario then wondered how many law runes cimmerone had

meanwhile bowser found all the rupees he needed and found out the shop exploded, this made him furious and start a genocide on penguins and runescapians

*Cimmorene popped up again*

"I don't have very many. I wish they made a Law Staff."

*Cimmorene frowned*

"Well, if you need anything... quit wasting my law runes!"

*Cimmorene vanished*

[Putty]

meanwhile in the city of townsville (err cp)

club penguin was on fire and building were falling, penguins were dying and some too hurt to move. Rockhopper was thrown out of a mist cloud with 2 eaten flippers and died. Out of the shadows came bowser who was causing havoc.

Aunt arctic was busy writing her own questions to answer to notice when all of a sudden bowser broke into her house and devoured her puffles. He then burned her face off.

G and the CPSA were in red alert as they sent agenst and ninjas to defend them. A penguin then said "NINJAS! NINJAS ARE REAL! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1111shiftroflq" and died. bowser disposed of them with his slashing claws. G sent the last hope, the ACP came in to fight, there were 1000 of them, bowser was worried.

"THROWS GRENADE!" said on of them! "FIRES" said another! "IM HIT IM HIT IM DYING" said a perfectly fine one. Bowser was confused at them. He started eating them one by one. "HAXOR!" said one of them! "PUFFLE BITE HIM!" he said and then danced. All his yellow puffle did was sing badly. Bowser decided to just ignore them and went to oagalthorp.

"WE WON!" he said for no apparent reason "ACP!!!!" The dead bodies repeated. Bowser struck a claw in his side and made him die slowly. "ACP OVER HERE!" he said as he died.

G was cornered by the gift shop where bowser was closing in. "MUAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL DESTROY THIS ISLAND" he said. G was still terrified to say anything. Bowser started melting the ice and causing giant sinkholes to appear and suck up bystanders. G was slowly being sinked into one, he took a deep breath before falling in and being submerged into the ocean.

He found the ocean grabber (whatever) and escaped the island to the iceberg. Halfway there he was almost out of air. "Why did i make this so leaky?!" he sweared! A penguin drowning nearby and was about to die when he farted a bubble. "CURSES!" G said as he grabbed it.

When ashore the iceberg G saw a giant penguin. He said, "please giant penguin help us!" "I'm a eagle" said no other than the evil(whatever) king dedede. "what?" said G confused. "it says it right here" he pointed to the stolen page of teh enclosed instruction book.


THIS POST SHALL BE CONTINUED, o noz

[Topoftheline]

meanwhile in the city of townsville (err cp)

club penguin was on fire and building were falling, penguins were dying and some too hurt to move. Rockhopper was thrown out of a mist cloud with 2 eaten flippers and died. Out of the shadows came bowser who was causing havoc.

Aunt artic was busy writing her own questiosn to answer to notice when all of a sudden bowser broke into her house and devoured her puffles. He then burned her face off.

G and the CPSA were in red alert as they sent agenst and ninjas to defend them. A penguin then said "NINJAS! NINJAS ARE REAL! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1111shiftroflq" and died. bowser disposed of them with his slashign claws. G sent the last hope, the ACP came in to fight, there were 1000 of them, bowser was worried.

"THROWS GRENADE!" said on of them! "FIRES" said another! "IM HIT IM HIT IM DYING" said a perfectly fine one. Bowser was confused at them. He started eating them one by one. "HAXOR!" said one of them! "PUFFLE BITE HIM!" he said and then danced. All his yellow puffle did was sing badly. Bowser decided to just ignore them and went to oagalthorp.

"WE WON!" he said for no apent reason "ACP!!!!" The dead bodies repeated. Bowser struck a claw in his side and made him die slowly. "ACP OVER HERE!" he said as he died.

G was cornored by teh gift shop where bpwser was closing in. "MUAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL DESTROY THIS ISLAND" he said. G was still terrifiesd to say anything. Bowser started melting the ice and causing giant sinkholes to appear and suck up bystanders. G was slowly being sinked into one, he took a deep breath before falling in and being submerged into the ocean.

He found the ocean grabber (whatever) and escaped the island to the iceberg. Halfway there he was almost out of air. "Why did i make this so leaky?!" he sweared! A penguin drowning nearby and was about to die when he farted a bubble. "CURSES!" G said as he grabbed it.

When ashore the iceberg G saw a giant penguin. He said, "please giant penguin help us!" "I'm a eagle" said no other than the evil(whatever) king dedede. "what?" said G confused. "it says it right here" he pointed to the stolen page of teh enclosed instruction book.


THIS POST SHALL BE CONTINUED, o noz

(my spellcheck isnt workign right now)

*Cimmorene then popped up*

"I sense Bowzer was here. Where is he? Oh, I see him, he's over there destroying CP."

*Cimmorene paused and then slapped herself in the face*

"NO! I'm out of law runes! Now I can't get back to Runescape unless I swim across the ocean to the internetz! Now I'm stuck here. Oh well, better make good use of it."

*Cimmorene went over to the town and looked for a Rune Shop.*

"Come on, there's no rune shop in CP? And...I can't find anything on the ground because IT'S COVERED WITH SNOW!"

[Putty]

bowser then saw cimmerone and burnt her with fire breath and laughed as she fell into a snow sinkhole


*****

G the said "what is this book about?"
"No touchies!" said dedede

G thought for a minute, "can you help me defeat that giant lizard?"
"I just came to kill you too" and smashed his brains out with his hammer.

A nearby gannon said "DIE!"



****


The pesky plumbers were in the hill giant room full of high level players, the hill giants hardly spawned without being killed.

"Hey look it's the noobs" said the mean level 138 dragon armor player from before

While Luigi was being emo in the corner, a cog in Mario's brain started working. "dragon armor" he said with his eyes crossed. He then took out his plunger "YOU MUST DIE!"

The fight began

[Topoftheline]

bowser then saw cimmerone and burnt her with fire breath and laughed as she fell into a snow sinkhole


*****

G the said "what is this book about?"
"No touchies!" said dedede

G thought for a minute, "can you help me defeat that giant lizard?"
"I just came to kill you too" and smashed his brains out with his hammer.

A nearby gannon said "DIE!"



****


The pesky plumbers were in the hill giant room full of high level players, the hill giants hardly spawned without being killed.

"Hey look it's the noobs" said the mean level 138 dragon armor player from before

While Luigi was being emo in the corner, a cog in Mario's brain started working. "dragon armor" he said with his eyes crossed. He then took out his plunger "YOU MUST DIE!"

The fight began

*Cimmorene looked down*

"ZOMG, LAW RUNES! I knew if the snow was gone I would of found some!"

*Cimmorene picked them up and teleported to Luigi*

"What are you doing in the corner? Get your butt up and get out there to help Mario!"

*Cimmorene vanished*

[Putty]

luigi got up, he knew he should aid he brother in nee...


A lvl 70 appeared, "yous lost" he said. Luigi replied, "Yes, can you show me around?"


The lvl 70 twitched slightly, "DIE NEWBIE!!!!"


So mario was battling the dragon guy, blah blah blah, plunger slashing, backflips, special attacks, epicness.

Mario then used the text appearing in this post as ninja stars an__________________


After the bloody scene which was undescribably for lack of text, mario removed the dragon wearer's helmet and gasped


"ITS THE PRINCESS!" 10 newbies fell dead at lumbridge

[Topoftheline]

luigi got up, he knew he should aid he brother in nee...


A lvl 70 appeared, "yous lost" he said. Luigi replied, "Yes, can you show me around?"


The lvl 70 twitched slightly, "DIE NEWBIE!!!!"


So mario was battling the dragon guy, blah blah blah, plunger slashing, backflips, special attacks, epicness.

Mario then used the text appearing in this post as ninja stars an__________________


After the bloody scene which was undescribably for lack of text, mario removed the dragon wearer's helmet and gasped


"ITS THE PRINCESS!" 10 newbies fell dead at lumbridge

*Cimmorene reappeared*

"Oh, now look what you did. On the bright side, I got about 1000 more law runes to last me for a while!"

*Cimmorene vanished*

[Putty]

luigi started fighting brawl style but something happ-ened! Putty does not have SSBB!!!!



A glitch zone then happened in the enclosed instruction book and sucked the universe into oblivion.

Mario: only yoshi can save us now!

Meanwhile yoshi was doign the eta baby mario glitch on yoshi's island


*eats baby mario* finnal-

*baby mario bursts out of yoshi's head


SUPER BABY MARIO FROM A PARAREL UNIVERSE TO THE RESCUE

[Topoftheline]

luigi started fighting brawl style but something happ-ened! Putty does not have SSBB!!!!



A glitch zone then happened in the enclosed instruction book and sucked the universe into oblivion.

Mario: only yoshi can save us now!

Meanwhile yoshi was doign the eta baby mario glitch on yoshi's island


*eats baby mario* finnal-

*baby mario bursts out of yoshi's head


SUPER BABY MARIO FROM A PARAREL UNIVERSE TO THE RESCUE

*Cimmorene appeared and stared at Super Baby Mario. She slapped her head and then vanished*

[The Chosen One]

Baby Mario made ChosenTron's circuits go all crazy, and he started dancing the Thriller dance.

[Flame_593]

Baby Mario made ChosenTron's circuits go all crazy, and he started dancing the Thriller dance.

Baby Mario got shot down...

[Topoftheline]

*Cimmorene reappeared again to see Baby Mario getting shot*

*sigh*

*Cimmorene vashished*

[Putty]

meanwhile in the instructions demension...


Luigi: *takes rune sword* I have disarmed you! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *whacks mask off of player* :O


ANgry german kid: GUAU&GASWEGH!!!!!!

[Topoftheline]

meanwhile in the instructions demension...


Luigi: *takes rune sword* I have disarmed you! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *whacks mask off of player* :O


ANgry german kid: GUAU&GASWEGH!!!!!!

*Cimmorene reappeared in the instructions demension*

"Ohh...this looks exciting."

*Cimmorene got a bag of popcorn and a lawn chair and watched the action*

[Putty]

luigi immediatly ate the popcorn out of no conciencness


luigi also ate her law runes in the process, keeping herstuck here


German kid : HAHIDFHODNLANJOFDNOE$HAONDLFNSJ!!!!!!!

Luigi: AND YOU GOTTA HELL!


A giant crack deep to the earth opened up then and sucked the angry german kid in and immediatly shut after. You could still hear his screaming faintly though the 3200km thick core


Luigi smiled

[Topoftheline]

luigi immediatly ate the popcorn out of no conciencness


luigi also ate her law runes in the process, keeping herstuck here


German kid : HAHIDFHODNLANJOFDNOE$HAONDLFNSJ!!!!!!!

Luigi: AND YOU GOTTA HELL!


A giant crack deep to the earth opened up then and sucked the angry german kid in and immediatly shut after. You could still hear his screaming faintly though the 3200km thick core


Luigi smiled

"HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY LAW RUNES AND POPCORN!"

*Cimmorene jumped up and slapped Luigi*

[Putty]

*luigi ignored the slapping and had an idea*

AND YOU GOTTA HELP US!


Luigi then threw cimmerone into the wilderness

[Topoftheline]

*luigi ignored the slapping and had an idea*

AND YOU GOTTA HELP US!


Luigi then threw cimmerone into the wilderness

"Help you? But how? All I'm good for is teleporting, and I have no more law runes because SOMEONE ate them!"

[Putty]

thee king thought for luigi since luigi had no mind*


Luigi then wrapped her in tin foil until it was a giant baseball, he then started hitting things with it


* The last post had steroids in it

[Topoftheline]

thee king thought for luigi since luigi had no mind*


Luigi then wrapped her in tin foil until it was a giant baseball, he then started hitting things with it


* The last post had steroids in it

"What the heck?"

*Cimmorene found a spare law rune in here pocket and teleported out of there*

"Phew."

[Putty]

*giant mario head hits the forum and revives this thread with a toast shock*

Luigi wakes up in a plain with nothing in it but flowers, sunshine, and meercats which is weird

Mario and cimmerone (hates typing long names over and over) has disappeared along with runescape, club penguin, bowser and the enclosed instruction book


Luigi saw that he was free from obeying the book and didnt have to go on silly adventures! He then did his up taunt the rest of teh day

[Topoftheline]

*giant mario head hits the forum and revives this thread with a toast shock*

Luigi wakes up in a plain with nothing in it but flowers, sunshine, and meercats which is weird

Mario and cimmerone (hates typing long names over and over) has disappeared along with runescape, club penguin, bowser and the enclosed instruction book


Luigi saw that he was free from obeying the book and didnt have to go on silly adventures! He then did his up taunt the rest of teh day

Meanwhile, Cimmorene found random law runes scattered out through the plain, and ended up having 591 more!

[Putty]

Meanwhile, Cimmorene found random law runes scattered out through the-

*super fire jump punches into jupiter*

Candy! *eats the law runes*


Luigi then gained the ability to teleport place to place unlimitedly and was very happy.

Then WIZARDHEIMER *thunder* appeared from the sky.

"I can teleports fazther den j00"

It's on

[Topoftheline]

*super fire jump punches into jupiter*

Candy! *eats the law runes*


Luigi then gained the ability to teleport place to place unlimitedly and was very happy.

Then WIZARDHEIMER *thunder* appeared from the sky.

"I can teleports fazther den j00"

It's on

Cimmorene slumped down in the corner of an abonded house she found. She had no more law runes. -_-

[pappadi]

Pappadi then came and saw Cimmorene and brutally kicked her out so she had nowhere to live or sleep.

[Topoftheline]

Pappadi then came and saw Cimmorene and brutally kicked her out so she had nowhere to live or sleep.

Cimmorene then stumbled a few times as she tried to find some shelter, when she found Yoshi under a huge mushroom, trying to eat it.

"Trying to be like Mario? Anyways, I need somewhere to stay. Got someplace?"

[pappadi]

Yoshi replies, "Eh, I got a place but it's filled with my brothers and sisters and their "droppings", it's about a mile from here.

[Topoftheline]

Yoshi replies, "Eh, I got a place but it's filled with my brothers and sisters and their "droppings", it's about a mile from here.

"Uh, no thanks. Thanks anyway."

*Cimmorene went on by Yoshi, when she found a bag. She opened it, and there were about 10 law runes in it.*

"YES! Well, that's enough to get me by for now."

[pappadi]

Suddenly, a rat comes by and poops in the bag, apparently diarrhea. Yoshi says, "Ooh, that's gotta hurt. Sorry, dude."

[Topoftheline]

Suddenly, a rat comes by and poops in the bag, apparently diarrhea. Yoshi says, "Ooh, that's gotta hurt. Sorry, dude."

*Cimmorene threw the bag at the rat, and ran the other way, searching for somewhere to stay and some law runes*

[Putty]

the great mario head (which was now the sun) saw yoshi talk


YOU MUST DIE


THe halbird went mask first into yoshi and blew up into a crater

[Topoftheline]

the great mario head (which was now the sun) saw yoshi talk


YOU MUST DIE


THe halbird went mask first into yoshi and blew up into a crater

*Cimmorene looked behind her. The halbird left spme law runes. She ran over grabbed them, and went away.*

"Yes!"

[Anvar]

*Giant ship appears. Anvar is on it. He throws pokeball and Munchlax appears. It eats Great Mario Head*

Anvar: "Now I can go and buy Wii with SSBB"

[Topoftheline]

*Giant ship appears. Anvar is on it. He throws pokeball and Munchlax appears. It eats Great Mario Head*

Anvar: "Now I can go and buy Wii with SSBB"

*Cimmorene thought for a second*

"I should use these law runes wisely...I know! I'll teleport to the rune shop and buy more."

*Disappears*

*Reappears in rune shop*

"Haha!"

*Buys law runes*

"Perfect."

[Ollie]

*Cimmorene thought for a second*

"I should use these law runes wisely...I know! I'll teleport to the rune shop and buy more."

*Disappears*

*Reappears in rune shop*

"Haha!"

*Buys law runes*

"Perfect."

Then Fred the thief stole Cimmorenes runes and disappeard into a hole. "catch me if you can he calls"

[Topoftheline]

Then Fred the thief stole Cimmorenes runes and disappeard into a hole. "catch me if you can he calls"

*But Cimmorene didn't bother because she had more coins, bought more law runes, and kept them safe from any theif*

[Anvar]

*That time Anvar with his giant ship appeared at Runescape*

Anvar: Home sweet home. Ok...

*Uses teleport to Varrock*

Anvar: Time to kill

*Uses hack that allowes him to kill anybody anywhere*

[Topoftheline]

*That time Anvar with his giant ship appeared at Runescape*

Anvar: Home sweet home. Ok...

*Uses teleport to Varrock*

Anvar: Time to kill

*Uses hack that allowes him to kill anybody anywhere*

*Cimmorene had already teleported back to Luigi though, so it did not effect her*

[Putty]

luigi: ...*runs away to runescape*


luigi then saw anvar killing everybody with his *INSART COMBAT TRIANGLE*

He hid in the varrock clothes shop and found the overals of the gods!


Meanwhile anvar was still killing when someone kicked him in the face

NOOBCOMER: WARIO!


GRR


i mean NEWCOMER: WARIO

since waro no play runescape he could kill too

[pappadi]

Riku enters Runescape too and gets a dragon two-hander and beats the living daylights out of everybody but Cimmorene and Anvar.

[Topoftheline]

*Cimmorene teleported back to Runescape and hid underground where the Hill Giants are*

"I should be safe here."

[The Chosen One]

but she is only a lvl 3 n00b and gets pwned. :P

[Topoftheline]

but she is only a lvl 3 n00b and gets pwned. :P

But Cimmorene had already informed everyone that she was a lvl 67 with sara armor, and instead she pwned all the lvl 28 hill giant n00bs. :P

[Putty]

Then putty the noob appeared!

Hill giants are boring!

*replaces every hill giant with tk-toz-kazad*:D

[Topoftheline]

Then putty the noob appeared!

Hill giants are boring!

*replaces every hill giant with tk-toz-kazad*:D

*Cimmorene didn't know what those were, so she changed them all into lesser demons and they all attacked Putty*

[The Chosen One]

putty owned them and they turned into lvl 2 cows, which chosen could easily pwn. :D

[Topoftheline]

putty owned them and they turned into lvl 2 cows, which chosen could easily pwn. :D

*Cimmorene then teleported to Falador to hide from Putty the noob*

[Putty]

Putty was surprised he could conquer lesser demons and started killing everything getting cool items like a fire cape, godsword, and dwarf cannon.

But sadly chosen (who i forced into this rp) and him were beign stalked by the haxors

[Topoftheline]

Putty was surprised he could conquer lesser demons and started killing everything getting cool items like a fire cape, godsword, and dwarf cannon.

But sadly chosen (who i forced into this rp) and him were beign stalked by the haxors

*Cimmorene then teleported to Club Penguin, which she found the buildings left in flames and there was...GRASS!*

[smartguy911]

There he finds supertommy90 (smartguy) supertommy then attempts so summon a giant whale, but he is wearing the pendant of life that lets him get cought by TWO temple guards instead of one :O

[Topoftheline]

There he finds supertommy90 (smartguy) supertommy then attempts so summon a giant whale, but he is wearing the pendant of life that lets him get cought by TWO temple guards instead of one :O

*Cimmorene then teleported to The Legends of the Hidden Temple set and puts on a Silver Snakes t-shirt*

"GOO SILVER SNAKEZ WOOO!"

P.S.: Lol, I watch that game show too. :P

[RedneckSlayer42]

Hulk Hogan ran in and said, "Your behavior will not be tolerated!"

[Topoftheline]

Hulk Hogan ran in and said, "Your behavior will not be tolerated!"

*Cimmorene slapped Hulk and then ran into the temple. She then got a temple guard to go out there and destroy Hulk. The battle was on.*

[Putty]

Meanwhile in an unrelated demension...

snake: Mei ling, Samus took her clthes off!
Mei ling: :O

*lucario lifts box and snake makes grammar come out of his head*

lucario: Im gonna show oyu my latest invention! HUlk Hogan!

meta knight: ENNOUUGH!


A smash ball then appeared in our universe

[Topoftheline]

Meanwhile in an unrelated demension...

snake: Mei ling, Samus took her clthes off!
Mei ling: :O

*lucario lifts box and snake makes grammar come out of his head*

lucario: Im gonna show oyu my latest invention! HUlk Hogan!

meta knight: ENNOUUGH!


A smash ball then appeared in our universe

*After a long, dreadful, and boring 10 second fight, Hulk had won.*

Hulk: "I claim this temple mine!"

*More temples guards came out, along with some of the audience and cameramen and started attacking Hulk again*

[phara97]

*After a long, dreadful, and boring 10 second fight, Hulk had won.*

Hulk: "I claim this temple mine!"

*More temples guards came out, along with some of the audience and cameramen and started attacking Hulk again*

Newcomer: Phara

Phara , who was passing by on his journey, sees Hulk and the temple.
*Phara takes out his katana and throws it at Hulk*:shout:
*The sword barely pierces Hulk though*
" oops, missed"

*Phara gets his bow and arrow, attaches a string to an arrow and shoots it to get his katana.*
He then runs inside the temple to take the LONG way.

[leader706]

newcomer: Vincent

vincent appears from nowhere in a mana bike (one of vincents homemade bikes driven by a powerful source of mana, has special wings that make it fly at the push of a button)
*Vincent smashes into temple wall before jumping off the bike, a split second later it grinded sideways into a bunch of guards*
" that can't be good for the paintjob... " he sighs.
*starts firing fire arrows at remaining guards, most miss, 4 out of the 10 were hit*

[Topoftheline]

newcomer: Vincent

vincent appears from nowhere in a mana bike (one of vincents homemade bikes driven by a powerful source of mana, has special wings that make it fly at the push of a button)
*Vincent smashes into temple wall before jumping off the bike, a split second later it grinded sideways into a bunch of guards*
" that can't be good for the paintjob... " he sighs.
*starts firing fire arrows at remaining guards, most miss, 4 out of the 10 were hit*

"YOUR SUPPOST TO BE ATTACKING HULK!"
*Cimmorene sighed*
"Oh well."
*Throws a bomb at the crowd*
"That should do it..."
*Teleports out before the bomb explodes*

[phara97]

"YOUR SUPPOST TO BE ATTACKING HULK!"
*Cimmorene sighed*
"Oh well."
*Throws a bomb at the crowd*
"That should do it..."
*Teleports out before the bomb explodes*

* had grabbed on to Cimmorene before she teleported and came with her*
" say can i have like 3 Law Runes plz?" " im sure they can help me on my journey for pizza, pizza, and to save CP"
*Starts practicing with Katana while waits for reply*
" oops i cut down a toad... wait its a tree" " OH... Giant Toad, hehe"

[Topoftheline]

* had grabbed on to Cimmorene before she teleported and came with her*
" say can i have like 3 Law Runes plz?" " im sure they can help me on my journey for pizza, pizza, and to save CP"
*Starts practicing with Katana while waits for reply*
" oops i cut down a toad... wait its a tree" " OH... Giant Toad, hehe"

"Eww, get away from me."
*Cimmorene took the hand off of her and teleported away*

[leader706]

*Vincent finished the work on his bike, hopped on and pressed the button to activate wings,
he flew out of the hole he made, with the explosion of the bomb following soon after*
KABOOM!

[Putty]

*out of the explosion comes teh final boss that was not supposted to appear until the last page*

IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO TYPE!

[Topoftheline]

*out of the explosion comes teh final boss that was not supposted to appear until the last page*

IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO TYPE!

*Cimmorene teleported back and started typing:

Types:
Dear Whats-Your-Name-Boss-Person-Or,-I-Mean-Thing,
I hate you.
Love,
Cimmorene*

[Putty]

the giant mario head gets angry and fires a proton lazer from his nose

cimmerone is turned into a indiffrent smiley and cannot express emotion

[Topoftheline]

the giant mario head gets angry and fires a proton lazer from his nose

cimmerone is turned into a indiffrent smiley and cannot express emotion

"This is lovely."

*Disappears*

[leader706]

*vincent crashes into a nearby tree*
"oops, forgot to fix the brakes... oh well,"
* fruit with arms and legs come on screen, and start to sing fruit salad , they then get pwned by the bosses fireball*
"WHATS THAT???"
*Vincent draws crossbow, shoots at boss*

[Putty]

there was a big explosion of contact with the bolt


"you popped my nose!" "DIE!"

[Topoftheline]

there was a big explosion of contact with the bolt


"you popped my nose!" "DIE!"

*Cimmorene was now outside of a wizard's house who knew a spell to turn Cimmorene back.*

*Knocks on door*

"Hello? I need a favor, I have a cheezburger for you if you can do it for me."

[Putty]

the wizard turned out to be the evil and crazy wizardheimer who still didnt get his brain tumor removed


THATS WIZARDHEIMER! *turns cheeseburger into a nukelear bomb*

[Topoftheline]

the wizard turned out to be the evil and crazy wizardheimer who still didnt get his brain tumor removed


THATS WIZARDHEIMER! *turns cheeseburger into a nukelear bomb*

*Cimmorene turned around and headed off*

"Need another wizard..."

*Just then she saw Yoshi in the woods*

[The Chosen One]

yoshi did a perfect somersault dismount into a pit of flying tigers, but chosen saved him. :O

[spacedog88]

*space dog pulls out a shot gun*

DIE YOSHI BWAHAHAHHA *BLAM BLAM BLAM*

[Putty]

a corndog then hit spacedog and turned him into a tv dinner for hungry children

king: ...dinner


Putty the overlord that controls your lives in this thread, decided he would close this if he other rp wasn't posted on anytime soon :(

[leader706]

*Vincent walks through the woods. sees portal*
"OOOOOOOOH!!! a portal! jump!"
*Vincent jumps through the portal, ends up in neopets town centre. Zombie neopets fly at him*
"WHAT THE DUECE?!"