Turtles are sweet!

[RoYaLeTTe]

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I had a turtle named Turt when I was young. I painted his belly orange with fingernail polish. Then one day he ran away.

[Miki_Niki]

How doez a turtle run away? I can imagine you saying "Mommy Where'd my lil Turt go?"
lol

[Phenom]

Lol, I had turtles too, but my dog tried to eat them so we gave them away. :(
A sad sad day.....

[Mikepain911]

My cousins had a turtle.........and 4 dogs. Guess what happened to the turtle.

[walmartshrty]

Hm, I wonder why he ran away...It might have something to do with painting him with nail polish. :rolleyes: I dunno just a guess.

[Jricker_Jbam]

Im guessing that dogs like turtles. Why is that?

[Dracophile]

My cousins had a turtle.........and 4 dogs. Guess what happened to the turtle.

Guess what I want to do to your cousin's dogs.

Yes, that is correct, hang them by their hind legs and skin them alive. :)

[Mikepain911]

Guess what I want to do to your cousin's dogs.

Yes, that is correct, hang them by their hind legs and skin them alive. :)

Well one of them died a few years back so I guess you can only skin 3 of them.

[12sportkid]

It took you that long to realize he ran away? It must have tooken him atleast 6 hours to get far enough not to see anymore. lol. I always wanted a turtle.:rolleyes:

[Phrax]

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I had a turtle named Turt when I was young. I painted his belly orange with fingernail polish. Then one day he ran away.

Oh. That was your turtle I ran over? Anyways I think turtles are quite boring. Here I will prove my point by teaching a turtle how to do tricks.

Man 1-"Sit Turt sit!"
Man 2-"Is he sitting?"
Man 1-...
Man 1-"I dont know?"
Man 1-"Ok then. Rollover."
Man 2-"He made it halfway but now he is stuck."
Man 1 helps turtle over.
Man 1-"I have an idea. Meet me out in the middle of a busy highway."
Man 2-"ummm. Ok?"
Later:
Man 2: "Why did you bring your tutle?"
Man 1-"Just watch. Play dead Turt."
Man 1 sits the turtle in the path of a speeding truck. The turtle gets flattened.
Man 2- "Why did you do that?"
Man 1-"I tought him how to play dead..."

[RoYaLeTTe]

Oh. That was your turtle I ran over? Anyways I think turtles are quite boring. Here I will prove my point by teaching a turtle how to do tricks.

Man 1-"Sit Turt sit!"
Man 2-"Is he sitting?"
Man 1-...
Man 1-"I dont know?"
Man 1-"Ok then. Rollover."
Man 2-"He made it halfway but now he is stuck."
Man 1 helps turtle over.
Man 1-"I have an idea. Meet me out in the middle of a busy highway."
Man 2-"ummm. Ok?"
Later:
Man 2: "Why did you bring your tutle?"
Man 1-"Just watch. Play dead Turt."
Man 1 sits the turtle in the path of a speeding truck. The turtle gets flattened.
Man 2- "Why did you do that?"
Man 1-"I tought him how to play dead..."

That's awful! ='[

Oh, I miss my precious Turt