Parody a Song

[RacerPeng]

Here you can posts parodies you have written of songs. You must post a link to the original lyrics as well, and then write your parody.

Enjoy

[Rigsandbill]

Thank you for this thread! I finally have a place to share my pwnage parodies.

HOW TO END A LIFE:

Step one, you slay the chickens BAWK!
You then sit down and chew on chalk
The doorway sadly tells the truth
And then he spits some glue at you
Alien named Linda to your right
She goes left, you take a bite
Between the lines there’s ink and grain
The chickens wonder why you slayed em

Why did I kill tom, he was a friend
I shot a bullet through his head
I would have stabbed him all through the night
Had I known how to end a life

Let him now that you know bess
Tell him that you will kill bess
Try to get caught in a fence
While eating a poison sandwich
“Lay off,” you say, “That is all wrong!”
And then hit him with a gong
And slay his chickens too
And slay his chickens toooo

Why did I kill tom, he was a friend
I shot a bullet through his head
I would have stabbed him all through the night
Had I known how to end a life

As he begins to slay his horse
You slaughter your’s and grant it some remorse
Die as you leap onto the road
Or break your leg and your father’s.
He will leap up and do two things:
First he’ll admit that he’s bob dole
Or he’ll growl and throw a troll
And you begin to chew on your wedding ring

Why did I kill tom, he was a friend
I shot a bullet through his head
I would have stabbed him all through the night
Had I known how to end a life

How to end a life…
How to end a life…
How to end a life

Why did I kill tom, he was a friend
I shot a bullet through his head
I would have stabbed him all through the night
Had I known how to end a life

How to End a life…

LUNCHEON BRIDGE:

In a truck try your luck it’s worth a try (no tip)
Grab a burger and for me some French fries (no tip)
They ask me if I want a coke on the side (no tip)
I say I want a sprite
The burger’s deep-fried (no tip)

Oh no I dropped it on the floor (no tip)
I’ll have to buy some more (no tip)
It comes with gravy and a game of bingo (no tip)
I don’t care, I’d rather have tic-tac-toe (no tip)

How come the check ain’t going down
I’m gonna go to the next luncheon in town
Improve your food or your luncheon’s going down
You here that: your luncheon luncheon’s going down
Going down

My milkshake’s pouring
The cashier’s boring
That hot dog stand is starting to look good (no tip)

Now they’re staring to serve mousse
I’d rather eat the feathers off a goose (gross meals!)
I’m getting mad at that waiter dude
When’s he gonna come with my food
This appetizer is really just a vase (no tip)
Your chef isn’t much of a cooking ace (no tip)
His deserts have a horrible rat-like taste (no tip)
I feel like I’m eating a shoelace (Ugh)

How come the check ain’t going down
I’m gonna go to the next luncheon in town
Improve your food or your luncheon’s going down
You here that: your luncheon luncheon’s going down
Going down

My fork’s a windshield wipe
But my burger’s deep-fried
And my spoon’s a flash-light

In a truck try your luck it’s worth a try (no tip)
Grab a burger and for me some French fries (no tip)
They ask me if I want a coke on the side (no tip)
I say I want a sprite
The burger’s deep-fried (no tip)

Oh no I dropped it on the floor (no tip)
I’ll have to buy some more (no tip)
It comes with gravy and a game of bingo (no tip)
I don’t care, I’d rather have tic-tac-toe (no tip)

How come the check ain’t going down
I’m gonna go to the next luncheon in town
Improve your food or your luncheon’s going down
You here that: your luncheon luncheon’s going down
Going down

Fast-food all around the world is better than this
Screw you Luncheon Bridge!

ALBANIAN INDIAN:

Don’t wanna be an Albanian Indian
As far as I know there really isn’t one
There sound echoes all over Chicago
Or maybe it’s coming from Saudi Arabia

“Velcome can me take your order?”
This is what we hear in California
Soon Green Day will sue me
For plagiarizing “American Idiot”
Tell them Albanians to chew on a bottle lid
And the other immigrants too

I was born in this society
Me and all the citizens are lazy
We rely on square dancing and rodeos
To meet up with western folks who we don’t know

“Velcome can me take your order?”
This is what we hear in California
Soon Green Day will sue me
For plagiarizing “American Idiot”
Tell them Albanians to chew on a bottle lid
And the other immigrants too

Don’t wanna be an Albanian Indian
Now I’m sure that there never will be one
The sound echoes All over Chicago
Sending messages to Saudi Arabia

“Velcome can me take your order?”
This is what we hear in California
Soon Green Day will sue me
For plagiarizing “American Idiot”
Tell them Albanians to chew on a bottle lid
And the other immigrants too

I GOT ROVER:

I was drivin’ away
What could I say?
The gas pedal just made sense
I stepped on the brake, but it was too late
And I just hit that dog
I tried to swing the steerin’ wheel
But I guess it was his time to die
I drove away, I drove away
Should I bury him with wood?
Guess I’ll try to stop next time around

I got Rover
I will not smite next time around
I got Rover
Now he’s dead and in the ground
His owner Sun will kill me and my son
I got Rover…

Took a bullet for that stray
Got stuck on a gate
He was wasting away all the time
He was strong, now he’s gone
That dog was black and brown
His bark was really deadening
I killed him rather sleazily
I drove away, I drove away
Should I bury him with wood?
Nah, that doesn’t sound too good
Guess I’ll try to stop next time around

I got Rover
I’ll watch the road next time around
I got Rover
Now he’s dead and in the ground
His owner Sun will kill me and my son
I got Rover…

I don’t care about that stray
Let him pout, let him pout
Go throw that dog up a shelf
Let him pout…

I got Rover
I won’t drink beer next time around
I got Rover
Now he’s dead and in the ground
His owner Sun will kill me and my son
I got Rover…

I got Rover,
I got Rover, yeah
I got Rover……

Like em? Rate them 1 to 10.

[Snowball3028]

Mow the Lawn

Come on here as you waste your days with singing. When your mobbed by the whole town. Another day and your email has been locked down. With the right that you spam. The grass is growing old, this lawn is made to mow.

Speak to me. And all you gotta keep it strong mow the lawn mow the lawn like I told ya to. And even when the grass is gone, mow the lawn mow the lawn or I'll eat your shoe. Come on Come on Come on. Everything is wrong. We mow the lawn. Lawn. My gosh. Gosh. The lawns gone...oh.

I know you gotta keep it strong mow the lawn mow the lawn cause I told ya to. And even when your friends are gone mow the lawn mow the lawn or I'll rob the zoo. When all ya gotta keep it strong, mow the lawn mow the lawn cause bush wants you to. And even if this song's too long mow the lawn mow the lawn cause I told ya to.

[RacerPeng]

Nice parodies guys. I chuckled quite a bit at them.

[Rigsandbill]

Nice parodies guys. I chuckled quite a bit at them.

Which of mine was your favorite?

My friends say I could rival Weird Al Yankovic, lol.

[woofbark]

I <3 your parodies, Rigsandbill! Very funny, you really CAN rival Wierd Al!:D

[Rigsandbill]

I <3 your parodies, Rigsandbill! Very funny, you really CAN rival Wierd Al!:D

It actually doesn't take too much time to write a parody. I'm good at them, because I already have something to work with. Then I choose a topic, and mold the words to fit the new song.

[RacerPeng]

Which of mine was your favorite?

My friends say I could rival Weird Al Yankovic, lol.

I liked Albanian Indian the most, and How to End a Life wasn't bad. Luncheon bridge was pretty good.

You Mow the Lawn was hilarious Snowball.

[Snowball3028]

I liked Albanian Indian the most, and How to End a Life wasn't bad. Luncheon bridge was pretty good.

You Mow the Lawn was hilarious Snowball.

Thanks. I try. I can parody almost any song.

[Newtown11]

Bound To Be Bored (Parody Of Bound To The Floor by Local H)

Born to frown
I've seen it all for now
Born to frown
I think you'll not get used to it


And you just don't get it
I'm bored as hell
And you learn to accept it
You'll never learn it


Born to frown
I think it's gone now
Born to frown
What good is happiness?

And you just don't get it
I'm bored as hell
And you learn to accept it
You'll never learn it
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't
And you don't.........care.



Now lets go eat some McDonalds now, because i'm bored as hell......
Bound To Be Bored.

[icelie#2]

these arent mine they r weird al's http://youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

[Pinkuin94]

luncheon bridge is awesome but i was literally laughing out loud at mow the lawn! i loved it! "Mow the lawn mow the lawn or i'll eat your shoe" is so random its hilarious. and a doorway spitting glue? sitting down and chewing on chalk? great job, both of you guys!!:D

[Snowball3028]

Bad Pay

Where is the cash when you need it the most.
If you aren't at work by 7 your toast
Tell me the blue sky just turned red
If we don't run we all will be dead
And my neighbor just trashed my lawn

'Cause you got a bad pay
You beat your boss down
He calls the swat team and you go for a ride
You say you're a doe
You say your son died
You find out your son went to hawii

You got a bad pay

Well you need a weird al holiday
You get mobbed by the christmas parade
And someone burned my lawn

'Cause you got a bad pay
You beat your boss down
He calls the swat team and you go for a ride
You say you're a doe
You say your son died
You find out your son went to hawii

You got a bad pay

[kogeck]

There is
White and Nerdy (Ridin')
Under my bed (Over my head)

[Motocena]

Parody: This is hell.
Song: The Hell Song (Sum41)

This is hell
Everybody's got their situations,
Everybody says the same thing to you.
It's just a matter how you start them,
And knowing how and what to do.

I feel that I've come to realize,
How slow life can be compromised.
Step forward to see what goings on,
I can't believe didn't happen to you.
(Fade) This didn't happen to you. (Fade)

Its not a problem who I'm faced with,am I
Not the only one who hates to freakin lie.
Complications ended last in this line,
Sitting back and drinking to much wine.

Knowing endless consequences,
I don't feel so useless in this.
Step back,get back,and as for me,
I can't believe.

Part of me,will agree,
Cause I know that its for sure.
Suddenly,suddenly,I feel so insecure.

Part of me,will agree,
Cause I know that its for sure.
Suddenly,suddenly,I feel so insecure.

Everybody's got their situations,
Everybody says the same thing to you.
Its just a matter how you start them,
What else should we do?

Part of me,will agree,
Cause I know that its for sure.
Suddenly,suddenly,I feel so insecure.

Part of me,will agree,
Cause I know that its for sure.
Suddenly,suddenly,I feel so insecure.

Why do things that don't matter at all?
Always end up what we all chose.
(Anymore)
Now that I found out ways so bad,
Come here and sit on my lap lad.

Why do things that don't matter at all?
Always end up what we all chose.
(Anymore)
Now that I found out ways so bad,
Come here and sit on my lap lad.
What ya think?

Rate 1-10.

[Rigsandbill]

There is
White and Nerdy (Ridin')
Under my bed (Over my head)

Hey! I created Under My Bed (Smells Like Tar)!!!!

[woofbark]

Affliction, by: woofbark (Parody of Christina Aguilera's "Reflection")

look at me
You could say you've seen me before
for who i really am
cause you've always known me
every day
it's like i'm running from the cops
and now i see
if i wear a ski mask
i can rob a bank
but i can't get convicted

who is in that car i see
that i rammed into a shop of coffee
when will my affliction show
who i am in real life

i am now
in a jail where i
can't break out
no mattter how hard i try
but somehow
i will show the world
my fake identity
and i will be off the hook

who is in that car i see
that i rammed into a shop of coffee
when will my affliction show
who i am in real life

there's someone innocent that must be
free to die
that burns to know
the reason why

Why must we all conceal
our true identities?
Must there be a secret me
that i must hide?
Why must I pretend that i'm
a true killer all the time
when will my affliction show
who i am in real life
when will my affliction show
who i am in real life

who is in that car i see
that i rammed into a shop of coffee
when will my affliction show
who i am in real life