The Ultimate Coversations

[blahdu]

POST THE FUNNIEST CONVERSATIONS YOU HAVE WITNESSED OR BEEN IN IN CP
ILL START

snowpo : -_-
Halle rig : whats rong
snowpo : no one will be my buddy
Halle rig : ill be ur buddy
snopo : i cant be ur buddy
Halle rig : why not
snowpo : BECAUSE UR A FAT COW HAHA

snowpo was not seen again for 3 days

[Pingu Chippa]

well some horrible penguin used the sad face emote
so i came up to them and said 'whats wrong?'
and they said 'YOUR FACE'

[Flame_593]

POST THE FUNNIEST CONVERSATIONS YOU HAVE WITNESSED OR BEEN IN IN CP
ILL START

snowpo : -_-
Halle rig : whats rong
snowpo : no one will be my buddy
Halle rig : ill be ur buddy
snopo : i cant be ur buddy
Halle rig : why not
snowpo : BECAUSE UR A FAT COW HAHA

snowpo was not seen again for 3 days

lol! the filter didn't block fat cow! lol

[Snow Rocker]

Eh? It didn't block Fat Cow? :confused:

[Mew-100]

Pengything77: Mew
Mew100: Yeah
Pengything77: Mew
Mew100: Yeah
Pengything77: MEW!!!!
Mew100: :mad:
Mew100: WHAT?!
Pengything77: Wheres the burger bar in these places?
Mew100: :mad:
Pengything77: Um...you are scary!

[Redziggy3]

Rockhopper: Arr! My location be a secreat!
Birdmaster13: You can even write secrete right

That made me laugh so much

[Mew-100]

Just had one:

Rockhopper: Ahoy Mew100!
Mew100: How can you type numbers?
Rockhopper: Yarr, I be a special penguin!
Mew100: I know that!
Rockhopper: Yarr!
Mew100: :|
Rockhopper: I be sailing off soon!
Mew100: You don't say!
Rockhopper: I just did
I waddle off
Rockhopper: Ahoy Mew100!

[Snow Rocker]

Rockhopper: I just did

Heh, Rockhopper with attitude. xD

[Pingu Chippa]

Just had one:
Rockhopper: I be sailing off soon!
Mew100: You don't say!
Rockhopper: I just did
I waddle off
Rockhopper: Ahoy Mew100!

lol that bit made me wet myself!! xD

[Mew-100]

...:|:O:confused: What the heck...How did THAT happen?

[kingbusted]

Kingbusted: Can i Order a pizza please extra topping with a fish on top
Pizzahead9: MMMM Pizza
Kingbusted: Excuse Me Can i Order a pizza please extra topping with a fish on top!
PizzaHead9: MMM pizza!!!
Kingbusted: Can i Order a pizza please extra topping with a fish on top!!! PLEASE I JUST WANT ONE!!!!
Pizzahead9: MMMM Even More Pizza!!!
Kingbusted: OMG LET ME HAVE A PIZZA, I JUST WANT ONE!!! OMG!!!
Pizzahead: Give me 10 coins first...
Kingbusted: Here You Go

And Guess What He Runs Off LOL!!!:P

[Pingu Chippa]

this is a convo i saw (fake names)

Penguin 1: THIS IS A ROBBERY! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

Penguin 2: are you going to tickle me?

Penguin 1: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY NOW!

Penguin 2: i buried it under the snow

Penguin 1: WHAT?!

Penguin 2: giggity giggity goo

Penguin 1: *walks off with a '?' emote*

[Mew-100]

Another:

70megabites: Hello mate!
Mew100: Who are you?
70megabites: Hello mate!
Mew100: Um hello?
70megabites: No way!
Mew100: You are wierd!
70megabites: No way!
I waddle off
70megabites: Wait I didnt tell you about the cheese egg!
I try to go faster but I can't!

I meet the wierdest people/penguins:confused:

[Snow Rocker]

Robberies are so fun :D

I'll always remember this one... (Me and my friend were sitting in the Pizza Parlor)

Penguin 1: Yo Katkatkat where is the Yellow Duck?
Penguin 2: Yea man where is it?
Me: The Moon
My friend: Yup
Penguin 1: He's lying! Let's get him!

**Both of them run around us**

Penguin 2: We showed them good!
Penguin 1: Yeah they won't ever mess with us again!

**They walk off**

[Mew-100]

ANOTHER (A robbery!)

I'm using fake names now:

Robber: Oi! Wheres my pizza?
"Boss": I ate it!
Robber: Give me a money pizza then!
"Boss": Um...I ate that too!
Robber: You did?! So um nice weather!
"Boss": Well I dont know that!
Robber: :mad:
"Boss": Dont shoot! I have a wife and three kids!
Robber: Really?
"Boss": No

[Pingu Chippa]

ANOTHER (A robbery!)

I'm using fake names now:

Robber: Oi! Wheres my pizza?
"Boss": I ate it!
Robber: Give me a money pizza then!
"Boss": Um...I ate that too!
Robber: You did?! So um nice weather!
"Boss": Well I dont know that!
Robber: :mad:
"Boss": Dont shoot! I have a wife and three kids!
Robber: Really?
"Boss": No


LOL i like the eating pizza and money bit and the don't shoot bit
'really?'
'no'
lol!!

xD

[Mew-100]

1: Yes
2: Yes
1: Yes
2: Yes
1: Yes
2: Yes
Mew100: Will you stop saying yes?
1: Yes
2: Yes
1: Yes
2: Yes
Mew100: STOP!
1: No
2: No
1: Yes
2: Yes
And so on.....

[legoless]

It might not sound very funny but it was really funny when it happened.

fano: Wanna go hiking?
me: ok.

It was so random! :cool:

[Pingu Chippa]

talking of randomness, once this penguin was very RANDOM
its probably not that funny tho, but i found it random

Penguin: *walks up to me* I like you. *walks off*
Pingu Chippa: *walks with penguin*

[Mew-100]

Me and Pingu Chippa did one:

I'm nubbing:

Me: :(
Pingu Chippa: Wats wrong?
Me: I can't nub and my tiddelywinks hurt!

X) LOL

[kasparovan]

huh lol this is so funny I have a lot of funny talks but I'm using iPhone right now but I will post thim later ;)

[Pingu Chippa]

lol here's a pic of another one we did:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3/jokela2.png

[kyky1771]

this is a convo i saw (fake names)

Penguin 1: THIS IS A ROBBERY! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

Penguin 2: are you going to tickle me?

Penguin 1: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY NOW!

Penguin 2: i buried it under the snow

Penguin 1: WHAT?!

Penguin 2: giggity giggity goo

Penguin 1: *walks off with a '?' emote*



xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG! WHO IS THIS GUY?!

[maryland157]

lol here's a pic of another one we did:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3/jokela2.png

Lol wow....That dosn't even make sence!

[Dillpickle332]

im on the ice berge

this guy come up to me

guY: hello

me:hi

thats it

i dont have many conversations beacause of filter:mad:

[Plazma811]

Ok I remember having this really really really good friend who I hanged out with like 24/7 on my old account. So when I lost it and had to make a new one I was unable to find him so I could never see him again. :(

On my new account like only a little bit ago, I actually saw him and I was like:

Me: Dude! I havent seen you in almost two years! Remember me? I'm ______ (My old penguin name)

Old Friend: Wow really!!! I was worrying about you we havent talked to each other in such a long time!

So we had a conversation that lasted about 10 minutes, and then he is like "Well I gtg now"

I did add him but like a couple minutes after he logged off it was update time so club penguin disconnected, I logged back in but all the stuff I did (coins and stuff) that I got since I logged in was lost, because sometimes it doesn't save when club penguin disconnects, including my friend, I got so mad now I'm probably never gonna see him again.

I know it's not really funny but it was pretty stupid.

[blahdu]

thats sad i hope you find him again

[walmartshrty]

Friend: OMIGOD ITS U!
Me: no it aint, this is actually a poser
Friend: shuddup i hug u.
Me: oh no, cooties!
Me: Get away u weirdo, go way or i will send for dr.phil!
Friend: u know u want a hug...
Me: ur right.
Me: hugz
Friend: hugz

Just another stupid conversation, from some crazy people. :rolleyes:

[Beckorr]

just saw this

p1: :(

p2 walks up to p1, hadnt talked before

p2: your an emo

it made me laugh inside.
i dont know why though. it was just random.

[Teater]

rofl all of these conversations are hilarious!!

[CrankyKong]

Here's one I saw a few minutes ago

*Penguin 1 is wearing winged helmet*

Penguin 2: Where did you get that hat?
Penguin 1: ROCKHOPPER
Penguin 1: HE LEFT
Penguin 3: Yeah, he left.
Penguin 1: Oi Penguin! Go away!
Penguin 3: Make me
Penguin 1: Ok I will
Penguin 1: :mad:
Penguin 3: :note:
*Penguin 1 walks off*
So random!

[dincciftci]

once with rh:

me: Hey rockhopper are there any computers in club penguin?
Rh: Arrg!Ye Rockhopper is too old for those things...
Lol.Then i asked that are there any mods in this room and he said that he ll save me.hes funny

[AstroZombiez]

I was dancing in the Dance Club and I 'overheard' this conversation:
Penguin 1: <3 (to penguin 2)
Penguin 3: <3 (also to penguin 2)
Penguin 1: BACK OFF HES MINE
Penguin 2: -waddles off to a different part of the dance club-
Penguin 1 and 3 follow
Penguin 3: <3 (to penguin 2)
Penguin 4: <3 (to penguin 2)
Penguin 1: BACK OFF HES MINE!!
Penguin 4: Make me
Penguin 2 leaves and penguin 1 and 4 keep fighting.
lol. Penguin 4 is just a random penguin just coming into the conversation.

[walmartshrty]

I was dancing in the Dance Club and I 'overheard' this conversation:
Penguin 1: <3 (to penguin 2)
Penguin 3: <3 (also to penguin 2)
Penguin 1: BACK OFF HES MINE
Penguin 2: -waddles off to a different part of the dance club-
Penguin 1 and 3 follow
Penguin 3: <3 (to penguin 2)
Penguin 4: <3 (to penguin 2)
Penguin 1: BACK OFF HES MINE!!
Penguin 4: Make me
Penguin 2 leaves and penguin 1 and 4 keep fighting.
lol. Penguin 4 is just a random penguin just coming into the conversation.

=D I did that once. It's pretty fun actually, all you have to do is look for random penguins doing the heart and fight over one of them. It's very effective.

[puffin boi]

all i can say to all of this is....rofl

[Pingu Chippa]

LOL even funnier thing, sit RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT in front of someone who is dancing, face towards them so you have your back to screen
when they go up and down it looks gross, but funny xD

[the edjh]

heres one



penguin1:hands up this is a robbery

penguin2:walks away

penguin1: ?


it looked funny

[Mew-100]

Penguin 1: I farted!
A crowd of penguins: :O
Penguin 2: Well I burped!
A crowd of penguins: :O
Me: I want you to shut up!
Crowd of pengins: :D
Penguin 1: -_-
Penguin 2: -_-
Me: :P

[blahdu]

Penguin 1: I farted!
A crowd of penguins: :O
Penguin 2: Well I burped!
A crowd of penguins: :O
Me: I want you to shut up!
Crowd of pengins: :D
Penguin 1: -_-
Penguin 2: -_-
Me: :P

brilliance.
________________________

[Mew-100]

Penguin 1: I bet you cant talk!
Me: You mean this?
Penguin 1: Yeehaw! Im a cowboy!
Me: Riiight
Penguin 2: You dissin my friend huh huh?
Me: No
Penguin 2: Good becuase I am!
Me: :|
Penguin 1: You dissin my friend huh huh?
Me: Er yeah! I am! (I was beng sarcastic)
Penguin 1: -_-
Penguin 3: Wats wrong?
Penguin 1: Hes dissin my friend when I was
Penguin 3: You dissin my friend huh huh?
Me: :mad:
Me: Im gonna diss you in a second
All 3 of those penguins: You dissin me Huh huh?

[zoot396]

penguin 1: where do you get the pointy hat?

me: what pointy hat?

penguin 1: that gold helmet!

me: the winged helmet?

penguin 1: yeah

me: rockhopper gave it out

pengin 3: its a rckhopper item

penguin 1: i have it!!!

[RedneckSlayer42]

One time this purple penguin with a guitar came up to me and said

Purple:What do you call a fish with no eyes

Me:Your mom

[Zelrio]

THIS THREAD IS EPIC.


Random dood- WERE IS THE NEW PIN
Other random dood- THE NEW PIN IS ON CLUBPENGUIN
Random dood- THATS NOT FUNNY
Everyone else in the room- yes it is


True story, very epic.

[Jricker_Jbam]

This was just today

Random Peng: Aww look at the horsey's tail

Me: Er I dont think it's a tail

Random Peng: What do you mean?

Me: WEELL Its coming out of a round hole on its butt

Random Penguin: Huh?

SILENCE

Random Penguin: :sick:

[Mew-100]

Penguin 1: I bet you cant talk!
Me: You mean this?
Penguin 1: Yeehaw! Im a cowboy!
Me: Riiight
Penguin 2: You dissin my friend huh huh?
Me: No
Penguin 2: Good becuase I am!
Me: :|
Penguin 1: You dissin my friend huh huh?
Me: Er yeah! I am! (I was beng sarcastic)
Penguin 1: -_-
Penguin 3: Wats wrong?
Penguin 1: Hes dissin my friend when I was
Penguin 3: You dissin my friend huh huh?
Me: :mad:
Me: Im gonna diss you in a second
All 3 of those penguins: You dissin me Huh huh?

This was just today

Random Peng: Aww look at the horsey's tail

Me: Er I dont think it's a tail

Random Peng: What do you mean?

Me: WEELL Its coming out of a round hole on its butt

Random Penguin: Huh?

SILENCE

Random Penguin: :sick:


Classic! Simply, classic!

[Jricker_Jbam]

Im on a hunt for more... mwhahah

[High-Tech®]

OMG, I JUST SAW THIS!!!:D

Peng 1: Guess whos a fat cow?!

Me: Your mom

Peng 1: :mad:


The peng 1 was a hacker.

[Jricker_Jbam]

Cowgirl: Im a cowgirl! Howdy Partner!

Me: I didnt know I was your partner!

Cowgirl:

She walks away

Me: -_-

She comes back

Cowgirl: Fine Ill be your partner

Me: :sick:

Me: Your a fat as a cow girl!


It was mean so I said sorry after

[Mew-100]

I just saw another

1: CHEESE!!!
2: SALAD!!!
3: TOMATO SAUCE!!!
1: Hey! Thats not right!
2: Get him!
3: Yeah! Get him! Who are we after?
1 and 2: You!
3: TOMATO SAUCE AWAY!!!
1: We showed him!
2: Yeah! Hey lets continue!
1: EGG!!!
2: BEANS!!!

And they kept saying foods until

3: CHEESESTRING!!!
1: Correct!
2: Lets go to my house to eat some puffle!
3: Can I have tomato sauce on mine?
1: Hey! Thats not right!
2: Get him!
3: Yeah lets get him!
1: We mean you!
3: Duh!
3 circles another pengiin)
4: Old Mc donald had a farm!
1: NO WAY!
2: Amazing!
3: Cool!
4: Pizza!
1: Hey! Thats not right!
2: Get him!
3: Im a good guy now!
4: Old mac donadls gonna run!
5: E I E I OH!
4: Correct!
4 and 5: E I E I OH
6: Look at that!
2: What?
1: My bums wiggling around!

XD I laughed so hard!

[Slip265]

im gonna post mine later :rolleyes: im on a hunt

[Jricker_Jbam]

Ok this is the last one for a while. I feel like im fast posting so...

sweety K 9: FAMOUS PEOPLE ONLY CONCERT AT SWEETYES!!

Me: If its so famous how come YOUR not there?

Seety: Im advertising Ill be there later

Me: but your not there so your not famous

Sweety: I told you im advertising

Me: BUT YOUR NOT THERE

Me: SO YOUURRR NOOTT FAAAMOOUSS

Sweety: I just told you O K

Me: No its not so called O K

Sweety: Well your not there so your not famous either

Me: Why would I go to a concert when the person holding it is NOT FAMOUS?!

Sweety :mad:

She walks away

As she goes toward the dance club I say

Me: YOURRR NOOTT FAAAMMOUUSS

Me: OOOO

Sweety: IM ADVERTISING!!

A couple of minutes later when she comes back from the dance club

Me: -_- sniff sniff you yelled at me

[penguin930777]

lol look.


mask37:where is the new pin?

me: the cove

mask37: where is the new pin?

me: :| the cove :mad:

mask37: where is it?

me: go to the snow forts, then plaza, then forest, then cove.

mask37: ok thanks alot im going to it.







so the funny thing was mask37 went to the coffee shop when i said to go through the snow forts. LOL!!!!!!!!! :D

[dincciftci]

(in pizza parlor)
p1:WAITOR!
Me:My name is not waitor! cant you read!
p1:Sorry
p1: are you the waitor
me:yep
p1:May ı have the menu please
me:OK
p2:(to p1)Whatz up dude?
p1:Nothin i just wanted a menu
me: we have pizza
Me:fish dish
me:pizza
me:pizza pizza pizza
p1 and p2:Thats booring
me.wanna have the special of today??
p1:Yes
me:Pizza!!
p2:**** off!(then he logged off or banned,he was gone)
p1:You banned my friend!!!!!
me:Did you now that tthe restaurant is self service??
p1: fu (he remembered the ban thing i think)

[Flame_593]

(in pizza parlor)
p1:WAITOR!
Me:My name is not waitor! cant you read!
p1:Sorry
p1: are you the waitor
me:yep
p1:May ı have the menu please
me:OK
p2:(to p1)Whatz up dude?
p1:Nothin i just wanted a menu
me: we have pizza
Me:fish dish
me:pizza
me:pizza pizza pizza
p1 and p2:Thats booring
me.wanna have the special of today??
p1:Yes
me:Pizza!!
p2:**** off!(then he logged off or banned,he was gone)
p1:You banned my friend!!!!!
me:Did you now that tthe restaurant is self service??
p1: fu (he remembered the ban thing i think)


lol the word showed up?! huh?

[Nightmare68]

when i was beta testing!!

Me:wheres the party hat??
drake bell:boxes
me:waht boxes
drake bell:THE boxes
me:1 or 2?
drake bell:mad:
drake bell:WHAT BOX DO YOU THINK????
me:the one that says hat?
drake bell: :P duh!

[Tuxy]

Me: <3
Her:<3
Me dresses up like a girl
Her: :O Honey!
Me: I am what I am!
I laughed so hard!

[Bailey888]

One penguin trying to ask out another penguin:

Penguin 1: Boy or Girl?

Penguin 2: I'm going to go get some onions.

Completely random, so hillarious!

[Ko Chi]

so random :)

random penguin : WHERE DID YOU GET THAT ROPE
me: canada
randome penguin : WHERE IS CANADA
me : make sure you go to rainbow city and take a left
random penguin : OK I WILL GO TRY

(random leaves )
then i was telling my friend about how we lied about where we got it and where saying how the person was so stupid then they came back and found us
random penguin: HEY IT WASNT THERE
me ( i start to waddle as fast as i can )
random : HEY GET BACK HERE OR ELSE
then they keep folowing me
you had to be there lol it was so funny

[dincciftci]

lol the word showed up?! huh?

no. it was "**** off!"

but the second one has just written fu.

[Cent5050]

Bobby619: -_-
Cent 50 50: Whatz up?
bobby619: No one give me money me poffle?
cent 50 50: Puffle?
Bobby619: No Poffle them spikee thins


:O

[blahdu]

Ok this is the last one for a while. I feel like im fast posting so...

sweety K 9: FAMOUS PEOPLE ONLY CONCERT AT SWEETYES!!

Me: If its so famous how come YOUR not there?

Seety: Im advertising Ill be there later

Me: but your not there so your not famous

Sweety: I told you im advertising

Me: BUT YOUR NOT THERE

Me: SO YOUURRR NOOTT FAAAMOOUSS

Sweety: I just told you O K

Me: No its not so called O K

Sweety: Well your not there so your not famous either

Me: Why would I go to a concert when the person holding it is NOT FAMOUS?!

Sweety :mad:

She walks away

As she goes toward the dance club I say

Me: YOURRR NOOTT FAAAMMOUUSS

Me: OOOO

Sweety: IM ADVERTISING!!

A couple of minutes later when she comes back from the dance club

Me: -_- sniff sniff you yelled at me

dude that is like :D:D:D:D

[Jpmc10]

Penguin:Im looking for a girl
Me(dressed as a girl):Me
Penguin:<3
Me:Hah Im a guy! Fooled you!
that was too funny you shouldve seen it

[Chocorob67]

Lol once I went ito the pizza parlor whe I just joined
I tryed to sit next to this penguin sort of on a chair
Didnt work out
He starts screaming
Him:AHHH YOUR CHRUSHING MY BONES, I CANT BREATHE HELP HELP I CNAT BREATHE GET OFF
I obviously got off lol and said sorry
The filters werent a problem back then and you could use commas and periods

[jfpopjr009]

This might have been back in December 27th or 28th but I still remember it:

laxfreak14: FREEZE!!!!!
O Yo: Why?
laxfreak14: This is a robbery
O Yo: Ok rob do your thing I dont care
lelaxfreak14: Huh?
O Yo: I thought you were robbing the Pizza Parlor
lelaxfreak14: I am
O Yo: Then rob it have fun
lelaxfreak14: Ok
(O Yo walks away)
lelaxfreak14: Wanna be buddies?
O Yo: Are you gonna rob the pizza parlor or what?
lelaxfreak14: I did
O Yo: Why were you standing there?
lelaxfreak14: Cause I am magic
O Yo: ???????
lelaxfreak14: Wanna see a trick?
O Yo: ok...
lelaxfreak14: jfhreuhrertf
O Yo: BRAVO!!!!
lelaxfreak14: -_- your mean. I'm reporting you
O Yo: Have fun....


You had to be there. :P

[Reece15]

i remember one from the christmas party

penguin1: hohoho merry christmas
penguin2: dude santas fat
penguin1: he went on a diet
penguin2: no he didnt becuse im santa
penguin1: :mad:
penguin1: NO I AM!!!
penguin2: get of my slay poser
penguin1: buy it
penguin2: ok heres 1000 coins
penguin1: thanks but im still santa

[koolpenguin2]

This happen at the stage


Pink penguin: MOVE IT FAT HIPPO!

Kpkoopa1(me) : What did you call me?????

[Jpmc10]

ok rockhopper's a funny guy listen to this
we were at the iceberg and he says Avast,to the cove! alot of us go to the cove he doesnt show up I get back to the iceberg to find out he's still standing there and then he wants us to the migrator

heres another one

penguin 1-billybob at dojo
penguin 2-liar
penguin 3-who's billybob? lol

[Pingu Chippa]

this is this random one i saw on cp and i found it quite funny (fake names)

penguin1:how can our relationship carry on without our hearts?
penguin2:do you mean the heart emote?
penguin1:they broke my heart :(
penguin1:this means we'll have to break up
penguin2: so urr bye
penguin1: Good-bye

and they both just walked off lol
i chuckled at it

[rulerofgame]

Here i got one, it is funny:
Penguin 1: LOOK A BETA!
Penguin 2: where?
Penguin 1: The one with the pink and yellow hat
Penguin 2: where?
Penguin 1: over there!
Penguin 2: over where?
Penguin 1: there!
Penguin 2:where?
Penguin 1: :mad:
Penguin 2: where?
Penguin 1: :|
Penguin 2: where?
Penguin 1: Under there
Penguin 2: Under where?
Penguin 1: ha ha :P
Penguin 2: what?

It made me laugh for a while.

[dincciftci]

I just saw this!

P1:Wanna chat?
P2:No!Im not in the mood for that
P1:Are you a MOD!?
P2::!:

[Jug Jug]

POST THE FUNNIEST CONVERSATIONS YOU HAVE WITNESSED OR BEEN IN IN CP
ILL START

snowpo : -_-
Halle rig : whats rong
snowpo : no one will be my buddy
Halle rig : ill be ur buddy
snopo : i cant be ur buddy
Halle rig : why not
snowpo : BECAUSE UR A FAT COW HAHA

snowpo was not seen again for 3 days

Hey that one is funny!!!

OFFTOPIC: Why was Blahdu banned?

[koolpenguin2]

Ok I remember having this really really really good friend who I hanged out with like 24/7 on my old account. So when I lost it and had to make a new one I was unable to find him so I could never see him again. :(

On my new account like only a little bit ago, I actually saw him and I was like:

Me: Dude! I havent seen you in almost two years! Remember me? I'm ______ (My old penguin name)

Old Friend: Wow really!!! I was worrying about you we havent talked to each other in such a long time!

So we had a conversation that lasted about 10 minutes, and then he is like "Well I gtg now"

I did add him but like a couple minutes after he logged off it was update time so club penguin disconnected, I logged back in but all the stuff I did (coins and stuff) that I got since I logged in was lost, because sometimes it doesn't save when club penguin disconnects, including my friend, I got so mad now I'm probably never gonna see him again.

I know it's not really funny but it was pretty stupid.

That's so sad:( I hope you see him again -Kp

[L.R.S.]

Lanny Loop: Can I have some coffee plz
Feraz: dude do i look like a waiter to u
Lanny Loop: ur head is tha rite shape fo it
Feraz: :mad:
Feraz: ill report u!!
Lanny Loop: fine ill just get pizza then!
Feraz: fine by me
Lanny Loop: bye bighed

Lucrasoft(ME):HA HA HA!!!

That's the funniest conversation I've seen in CP!

[Mew-100]

Look at this:

1: Hi n00b
2: I iz not n00b
3: By the looks of it you are mate
2: Well...I iznt
1: BENWAIR!
2: Yeah! You show him!
1 & 2: BENWAIR!
3: Youz iz freakin mez out!
4: You got that right
3: BENWAIR!
5: Lets get out of here!
Me: No! let me do this!
Me: Gets out lightsaber
Me: They call me skywalker at school! (And thats my nickname!)
1 2 & 3: BENWAIR?!

The next day I went to school and told this guy called Benwair someone kept saying his name on CP and he said it was him (He has a stuttering desise thing)

[Mrblack dud]

Somebody: THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!
Me: Aint' givin' you my money
Somebody: GIVE IT NOW!!!
Somebody else: I LIKE PUPPIES!!!
Somebody: Tell the puppies to give me the money!

It went like that for 10 min.

OFFTOPIC: Why was Blahdu banned?

[Lily]

The following scene takes place at a member igloo last year.

Some girl: You stole my boyfriend!

Iwaspengu(me): Excuse me?

Some girl: You stole Hunky1243 from me. So next time leave me & my relationships alone

Iwaspengu: Shut up you dumb lil' annoying freak

(I walk away because I want the last word.)

[blahdu]

Hey that one is funny!!!

OFFTOPIC: Why was Blahdu banned?

me iz not banned
you iz :P:P

[God]

Heres mine:

God:Wow its Rockhopper! Hi Rockhopper!
Rockhopper:Ahoy there!
God:Cool!Whats it like being a pirate?
Rockhopper:Ahoy there!
God:Err right...How old are you?
Rockhopper:Ahoy there
God:Why do you keep saying Ahoy there?
Rockhopper:Ahoy there!

Along comes Gangster Penguin,

G,Penguin:Yo Brof, what u doin Rocky!
Rockhopper:Ahoy there!
God:All he says is Ahoy there!
G.penguin:Ha!Rockys a losa!All e says is Ahoy there!
Rockhopper:For your information, I'm a Moderator and I've just given out grenades to every penguin.There you go God. *Gives God Super grenade*
God: Thanks mr Mod.....err...Who pulled the clip on this one.

BOOOMM.

The End

[Nikzero]

????: THIS IS A ROBERY GIVE ME MONEY!! (pizza parlor)
????2: no
????: GIVE ME MONEY OR I KICK YOU
????2: no you are non member
????: SO WHAT I WILL KICK YOU
????2: my dad will report you
????: YOU DAD IS FAT
????2: :mad:

[Agentdean]

oh ye heres one involing me not really funny but

Agentdean:sigh
Nuqta(or smthing like that):big sigh
Agentdean:massive sigh
Nuqta: titanic sigh
Agentdean:bigger than that sigh
Nuqta:Milky Way sigh

[Monsterman]

POST THE FUNNIEST CONVERSATIONS YOU HAVE WITNESSED OR BEEN IN IN CP
ILL START

snowpo : -_-
Halle rig : whats rong
snowpo : no one will be my buddy
Halle rig : ill be ur buddy
snopo : i cant be ur buddy
Halle rig : why not
snowpo : BECAUSE UR A FAT COW HAHA

snowpo was not seen again for 3 days

Eh? It didn't block Fat Cow? :confused:
No, it didn't! Wanna know why? Because it never happened. Nice try it woulda' been cool if it DID happen :D I assume when he was not seen for 3 days, Or EVER I assume you mean he was banned. well, when you say a rude word, like F-blah-blah-blah, it won't show, so you wouldn't have seen what he had said and got banned. So how did you know he said that? Nice way to attract attention.

[blahdu]

you can say fat cow on the filters
trust me

i got some really cool guy to be my buddy
then i called him a fat cow (after this incident happened)
he deleted me and started saying blahdu is a fat cow

[Monsterman]

you can say fat cow on the filters
trust me

i got some really cool guy to be my buddy
then i called him a fat cow (after this incident happened)
he deleted me and started saying blahdu is a fat cow

Why was he not seen again for three days?

[iTuNeMaNia]

these are soooo funny!!!!!!!!!! rofl

[Topoftheline]

This is not really funny, but it was just random.

Some Guy: Hi
Me: Hello
Some Guy: Good-Bye
Me: Bye
.......
Some Guy: Wanna be a couple?

[Nightmare68]

Penguin 1: Hello

Me: Wazzup

Penguin 1: Lepords have big claws!

Me: ok?

Penguin 1: Uh oh man in dynamite found me!!

Me: Who?

Penguin 1: Hehehehe Shweet

Me: UH ok??

Penguin 1: STop IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME: WHAT????

PENGUIN 1: ggigigigigi goo!

Me: :mad: BYE!!!

Penguin 1: works everytime..

Me: :O

[Hammy120]

This one is sort of long, but was soo funny!

I take out my hose (I was dancing in the firepenguin outfit)
Penguin(I forgot his name) walks up to me.
Penguin: Stop!!
Hammy120: What?
Penguin: Stop it!!!
Hammy120: Stop what?
Penguin: Stop it! You're going to flood CP!!!
Hammy120: No I'm not
Penguin: Yes you are! That's warm water! Youre going to mealt the iceberg and then flood CP!
Hammy120: That's not true!
Penguin: Yes it is!
Hammy120: Its as true as flipping the iceberg!
Penguin: That's true!?
Hammy120: No!
Penguin: *sits down somewhere*
Penguin: -_-
I waddled over to him
Hammy: What's wrong?
Penguin: Goodbye CP!
Hammy120: It's not going to flood!
Penguin: -_-
Penguin: Bye cp!
I went back to my original spot, and continued hosing.
Penguin: I have no choice!
Penguin: I'm sorry to do this!
Penguin started throwing snowballs at me.
Hammy120: Wooww, snowballs! I'm soo scared!

[dincciftci]

3 letters: LOL


that must be stickied!Cuz people bump that

P.s:And no-one thanked to me for reviving that thread -_-

[Wavep]

This Is funny

I had the Xmas Scarf on me.


Penguin 1:Where Is the scarf
Me: I Stuck it where the sun dont shine (Bum)
Penguin 2: I quess we will never get it now -_-

I walk of
Penguin 3 follows me

I walk of again
Penguin 3 follows me

I walk of saying ah a cow
Penguin 3: Oh thanks
Me: Dont mention it :P
Penguin 3::mad: and walks of
Me: Dont go cow I need something to milk

[gg94b]

Random: hey erm wherz aunt arctic
Gg94b: shes not a real penguin
Random::O but i saw her in the newzpaper
Gg94b: ye but thts just a picture
Random::|
Gg94b: how long have u played cp?
Random: 6 months
Gg94b: WOW...
Random: :mad:
Gg94b::D:D:P
Random: where did rockhoppers ship go?

AFTER THAT I QUICKLY RUN OFF TO THE PLAZA.

[kogeck]

How about this one...I had it this morning.
K=Me
Y= Yo oh soy
______________________
Y: -_-
K: What's wrong
Y: oh nothin
Y: -_-
K: come on, tell me
Y: ok one sec
about 5 minuets later...
K: Hello?
Y: hi
K: why where you sad?
Y: who r u?
Y: ill tell you y im sad
K: ok
Y: ok
user pasues for about 3 mins.
K: come on man, tell me already
Y: hi
Y im thnking about my dog
K: o
Y: he dyed
K: im so sorry
Y: yea yea u should be
Y: his name was oak
K: what?
Y: who r u?
K: Bye.

[.:Ooingo:.]

I got one
setting: my igloo

Peng1:get out of my house !
Me:um it's mine
Peng1:no it's mine
peng1:Get out or I report you
Peng2:*enters*
peng1:get out of my igloo
Me:it's my house you can stay
peng1:ZOMG itz my iglooz
Me:prove it
Peng1:it's just mine noob
peng2:*leaves*
peng1:see he left now why don't you
Me::P
Peng1:I reported you
me:for what
peng1: for not leaving my igloo
Me:It's not an igloo its a log house dumby
peng1:(after about 2 minutes of screaming jiberish he left)

[Girandrew]

I saw this one yesterday

penguin 1-BELL!
penguin 2-(holding a bell) ?
penguin 1-you took my bell!
penguin 2-?
penguin 1-give it back!
penguin 2-No
penguin 1-Im going to report you!
penguin 2-so?
penguin 1-(waddles off and sits in the corner and does -_- repeatedly)

[dobby123]

penguin 1: abc for a girl like me!
penguin 2:abc
penguin 3:abc
Penguin 4:abc
penguin 5:abc
(there were like a million abc's)

penguin 6: ABC FOR A GIRL LIKE ME!

*silence*

sk8terboy124 (me): cough cough

*more silence*

Penguin 6 walks away -_-

Funniest I've seen yet... yea its not that good but it made me laugh a little.

[D!$(0M@N]

This happened while i was wearing a newbie outfit.

peng1:IM FAMOUS EVERYONE!!!!!
me:ur not famous
peng1:SHUT UP NEWB!!!!
me:newb huh?
peng1:NEWB NEWB NEWB NEWB
me:*puts cowboy vest and lasso* whos da newb now?????
peng1:Sorry My Lord I Dident notice that.....
me:NOW STOP SAYIN THAT UR FAMOUS
peng1: Ok
me:AND NOW GET LOST!
peng1:*logs off*
me:LOL!!!!

[iTuNeMaNia]

P=Penguin
Kj123=Me!

I got this one this morning:

P1: Hey kj i remember you
Kj123(me): who are you again?
P1: Its me!
P2: hi me!
P1: my name isnt me!
P3: Hi isnt me!
Kj123: (Walks away)
P4: hey kj i remember you

it probably was the same person but on a different penguin!

[blahdu]

new one happened at the santa booth in the cove right now

1. I AM SANTA
2. no i am santa
1. FINE THEN IM HIS ELF
2. no im his elf
3. im rudolph
me. no im elvis

[Batman_Freak]

My friend has all the items for being santa so HAW HAW! He rulez over allz! :P

[blahdu]

whatdya mean by all the items
anyways the dudde who post next will be the 100th poster of this thread
WHO WILL IT BE ???

[Batman_Freak]

Pirate Belt, Red Penguin, Santa Hat, Santa Beard, Black Boots, so when he puts those on, he looks like Santa Penguin! :P

[D!$(0M@N]

How old is ya friend(on CP)
I got all da items too.

[kogeck]

I just witnessed another one.
Babygurl54: hey huny
dude guy ma5: o hey
babygurl: who is that
dude guy: who?
babygurl: that girl over there
dude guy: o thats my sister
pink polde (the "sister"): <3
babygurl: what the hwekc!
pink polde: i luff u dude guy
dude guy: uh
babygurl: U LIED TO ME!!!!:mad:
dude guy: so wut
babygurl: IM NEVER GONA TALK TO U
babygurl: IM NEVA GONA DATE A NOTHR GUY
Babygurl54 leaves.
I go to the Cove about 10 mins later to see my friend.
babygurl: ohhh
skat 4 lyfe5: oh yea
babygurl: i luff u so much
skat 4 lyfe: come to my igloo well have some fun
kogeck: :sick:

[tuff dude99]

my most funniest,saddest,happiest,scariest conversations are all of them because all my emotions go into all of my actions or conversations and i enjoy even talking at all........

[~Pjtush~]

This Happened like 5 minutes ago

I go to the beacon and 3 guys are fighting

Flamey Flamin: FF
Rooster: R
Me: PJ
Other guy: P4

FF: -_-
R: Throws snowballs at FF with P4
Me: Whats goin on?
P4: STAY OUTTA THIS!!!
R: who r u
P4: YA WHO R U
PJ; flamins defemder
FF: leave pjtush alone
we attack them with snowballs
P4: PJTUSH LEAVE!!!
me: Dude, this is an online mmorpg, you can't make me leave
P4: THEN I WILL LEAVE!
leaves
R: u are annoying
P4 comes back
P4: U ARE ANNOYING PJTUSH!!!
FF: LEAVE PJTUSH ALONE!!!
R: BRING IT ON PJTUSH
me: My mom says not to hit girls (burn)
R: U ARE A GIRL!!!!
me: if u say so...
R :O
me: sissy
R: Thats what u aree!!!!
R::mad:
Me: sissy
R: :mad:
leaves

now FF is my buddy

I see him again

me: SISSY!

-PJ

[Manty]

I remember this one time...
My friend [in real life] came over and we got on cp.

We went down to the bottom of rockhoppers ship.
Ainsley13-A Mantylisk- Me Kaibusu- friend

We were both on and sitting across from each other with our computer and a laptop.
A- She walks in
Friend- He was flying with propeller hat
Me- Flying too
A- How do you fly I want to fly!
A- I want to fly! [continually bugging us]
A- How do you fly
Friend- You fly
A- How do you fly
Friend- You fly
A- How do you fly
Me- Skillz
A- How do you fly
Me- [ I was thinking of saying take your clothes off and put propeller hat on but I probably would've gotten banned and they would think I mean something else. :sick:]
A- How do you fly
Me and friend- Trying to tell her how cause shes getting annoying, filters were blocking directions to fly too
Me and friend- finnaly she gets it :rolleyes:
A- Thanks so much you guys are the best!
We got a fan, then she started giving hearts to both of us:rolleyes:

Not that funny but it was really funny when it happened.

[Shula96]

POST THE FUNNIEST CONVERSATIONS YOU HAVE WITNESSED OR BEEN IN IN CP
ILL START

snowpo : -_-
Halle rig : whats rong
snowpo : no one will be my buddy
Halle rig : ill be ur buddy
snopo : i cant be ur buddy
Halle rig : why not
snowpo : BECAUSE UR A FAT COW HAHA

snowpo was not seen again for 3 days

Lol, I did the exact same thing,and it fdidn't block it... It was so funny, she was like :O

[blahdu]

Pirate Belt, Red Penguin, Santa Hat, Santa Beard, Black Boots, so when he puts those on, he looks like Santa Penguin! :P

i have those
almost anyone old would have those
congrats for the being the 100 poster of this thread

[belly994]

Convo #1

Random Girl (a.k.a Girl)
Penguin 1 (a.k.a 1)
Penguin 2 (2)
Penguin 3 (3)
Random other girl penguin


Random Girl: Who wants a girlfriend?
1: ME!
2: ME!
3: ME!
Random other GIRL penguin: I do!

All penguins gather around the penguin who wants a boyfriend. She dissappears. Random other girl penguin does -_- face!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Convo #2

I'm using the mining helmet on iceberg.

Gina27 waddles up and says: Boy or Girl?
Me: Girl
Gina27 waddles away.

It's so sad, now in days on CP, everyone wants a boyfriend or girlfriend...

[Miki_Niki]

Me=macy2383
p1=penguin1,radom peng.
Mv=Maverick2005

Me:Maverick,do you want to fly?
Mv:Sure
*puts on cap and flies*
p1:Are you guys high?
Mv:yeah!!!
I do not think Mav knew that the peng meant drunk

[belly994]

(In pizza parlor)

ClingClone: *sits on blueprint*
Blueprint232: ah!
CC: your hair smells plastic!
CC: Yuk!
BP: Your crown is plastic!
CC: You are plastic!
BP: Stop that!
CC: NO! HAHAHAHAHAH!
BP: Someone help me!!! Get off of me!
CC: No!
BP::mad:

2 minutes later...

CC moves off of BP and sits in chair on other side of table.

CC: Your my best friend!
BP: what?
CC: WE ARE BFF!
BP: I'm confused!
BP::confused:
CC::( Thats not good.

-------------------End-------------------

IT was such a random conversation...I just kind of stared at them the whole time...lol

[Miki_Niki]

ClingClone: *sits on blueprint*


I thought you meant he sat on a blueprint!! lol!

[dobby123]

it was just really random:

marlo: my nintendo wii broke!!
me: this is an outrage!
me: you should sue
marlo: yea!! lets go get sue!
randompen: down with sue!
marlo: SUE SUE SUE SUE
randompen: WAIT we have to put on our ninja costumes first
*we all turn black and put on eyepatches*
*go to marlo's house aka nintendo HQ*

me: theres sue!
marlo: lets get her!
randompen: SUE SUE SUE SUE
*sue (yellow puffle) gets put on leash bye marlo*

marlo: got her!
me: justice is served!!
randompen:yay!
marlo: i miss my wii

lol u had to be there

[apple jax 49]

wat is up ya'll? the heck???:confused:

[blahdu]

blahdu - im bored
everyone else - we all are

*then Idontbreak enters the room *

*pengdude345 enters the room*

pengudude345:(to Idontbreak) hey idontbreak guess what ?
Idontbreak : ?
pengdude : I break ! lol

[belly994]

I thought you meant he sat on a blueprint!! lol!

lol! that'd be wierd...:D

[Cent5050]

Cent 50 50: Wassup Kevin :)
a guy named Cheesey360 came over.
Cheesey360: I love you!
Cent 50 50: What?
Cheesey360: I love you!
KevinK2: Lol
Cheesey360: I love you too!
KevinK2: Omg
Next time we see him.
Cent 50 50: its that weird dude again
KevinK2: Run
Cheesey360: Balls!

- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -- PLEASE REPORT ME FOR SWEARING!!! -?! :O

[~Pjtush~]

P1: Penguin1
P2: Pengin2
PJ: Me
S: Sister

my sister and P1 and P2 are at the becon
P1: u look hot
P1: wanna go out?
S: :P :sick:
P1: ur mean
PJ: Thats my sister!!!
P2: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's funny to me :P

[the edjh]

girl:who needs a girlfriend

me:me

girl:ok im your girlfrend

me:ha ha i'm a boy

girl::(

me::P


i kept following her doing :P for half an hour (bye the way i am a boy)

[Youpiiee and snobunies]

I havent really seen any bad convos you see in canada its always CLEAN lol joking but really i havent seen any and i joined in july 2006 got banned tho:( but back on my feet with a new penguin called Youpiiee LOVE YOU!!!!

[Zach121]

Here one i had. stupid and pointless

http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?image=254jv5.png

[blahdu]

i had one at the stage today

dude 2 goes and stands behind the monster on the stage
dude1(not real name)(to dude 2 ): rawr
dude 2 (not real name) : Aaahhhhh
dude1 : :P
dude 2 : :mad:
dude1 : RAWR
dude 2 : MOMMMMMMY

*dude 2 ran out of stage and wasnt seen BY ME since

[blahdu]

just had another awesome one

1. blahdu want to be friends
B(me) . sorry my list is full (and it was)
1. no it isnt
B. yep it is
1. dont lie
B. im not
1. if ur buddy list is full
1. how come u sent a reply back saying no
B. i didnt recieve a request
1. yes u did
B. no i didnt
1. if ur list is full i would
1. receve a message saying his list is full
B. no ur list isnt full
1. yes it is
B. no my list is full
1. oh. add me now
1. or else
B. or else what
1. :mad::mad:
B. im putting you on my ignore list
B. ha i cant see what ur saying
2. ur mean

[SimplePlan]

just had another awesome one

1. blahdu want to be friends
B(me) . sorry my list is full (and it was)
1. no it isnt
B. yep it is
1. dont lie
B. im not
1. if ur buddy list is full
1. how come u sent a reply back saying no
B. i didnt recieve a request
1. yes u did
B. no i didnt
1. if ur list is full i would
1. receve a message saying his list is full
B. no ur list isnt full
1. yes it is
B. no my list is full
1. oh. add me now
1. or else
B. or else what
1. :mad::mad:
B. im putting you on my ignore list
B. ha i cant see what ur saying
2. ur mean

Lol that is very funny! :)

[Waddlerhero]

lol listen

P1:Be my friend
me:ermm no
P1:Be my friend
Me:NOOOOOOOO
P1:-_-
Me:I go to the dojo and nub
P1 walks in with his friend
P1 F:You dissin me friend
Me:Maybe
P1 he is
I run into a crowd and get chased by them I finally get caught
P1 F: why you did my friend
Me:Cookies are nice
P1 f:?
Me:parrots
p1: Lets fight
P1 f: We win now go away
Me: ok
comes back 10mins later and on p1 is there by himself
Me:wheres your friend you nub
p1: ran of home
Me:Well I also like Biscuits
p1:Erm no
me:-_-

[lebadoo]

lol listen

how would i do that?

p.s. be my buddy!

[Waddlerhero]

Erm with your nose and ok

[blahdu]

lol listen

P1:Be my friend
me:ermm no
P1:Be my friend
Me:NOOOOOOOO
P1:-_-
Me:I go to the dojo and nub
P1 walks in with his friend
P1 F:You dissin me friend
Me:Maybe
P1 he is
I run into a crowd and get chased by them I finally get caught
P1 F: why you did my friend
Me:Cookies are nice
P1 f:?
Me:parrots
p1: Lets fight
P1 f: We win now go away
Me: ok
comes back 10mins later and on p1 is there by himself
Me:wheres your friend you nub
p1: ran of home
Me:Well I also like Biscuits
p1:Erm no
me:-_-

dude that is freakingly psycho :D

[Slip265]

lol listen
how would i do that?
Erm with your nose

LOL seriously tell how to listen with my nose :rolleyes:

[Nikzero]

Vital Viper: meep meep

P1: VITAL I AM RECORDING

Vital Viper: meep meep

P1: VITAL ADD ME YOUR THE BEST

P1: Vital are you listening?

Vital Viper: I HAVE AN IDEA

P1: mee too! Dont ignore me!

Vital Viper: Meep Meep! Lets go to the Stage!

P1: Vital you stink



It happend a few days ago. I dont think Vital even noticed him, his name was something like Sandal or sendal or something like that. It was pretty funny!

[Waddlerhero]

LOL seriously tell how to listen with my nose :rolleyes:

Snort snort i now hear out my nose 0.o

[zerwey]

ROFL these are so funny :D

[Caution!]

lol i just had 1
P1= my old friend on cp
!= Me

!- smile if ur famous!
p1-:)
!- :( (oppisite of famous lol)
p1- HEY U DELETED ME!
!- yup
p1- WHY??
!- i felt like it
p1- GRRRR!
!- Ahhh mommy!
p1- hahahahaha look everyone i made ! wany his or her mommy!!
p2- :|
p3- nub

lol u kind of had to be there

[Mew-100]

Me: You only liked her because she is a beta
1: OH YEAH?
Me: YEAH!
1: Really?
Me: Yes! You scared her away!
1: U DID!
Me: How did I? I WASENT SURROUNDING HER
1: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
1::mad:
Me: :mad:
1: Hey! Lets be friends and say she went to bed
Me: Okay!

Once again, you had to be there!:rolleyes:

[Caution!]

lol u on mammoth? beta is there lol

[Mew-100]

I just saw one

Me: Hello
1: -_-
Me: Whats wrong?
1: I dont know
Me: -_-
1: Whats wrong?
Me: Your reason
1: So you eat Cweego?
Me: Whats that?
1: PeePee
Me: :sick:
1: :sick:
2: :icecreams:
Me: Atleast thats nice
2: That was supposed to be white
Me: So?
2: Think pyooberty wise
Me:.....
2: Tadoples
EVERYONE & Me (Not 2): :sick:

He was trrying to not be banned.

[Waddlerhero]

p1:Any fit boys over ere
me:I follow her
P1:moves i move and so on
p1:hi
me:Hi
p1:you single
me:no
p1:why did you follow me then
me:cookie monster

[Merryjim]

this is a convo i saw (fake names)

Penguin 1: THIS IS A ROBBERY! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

Penguin 2: are you going to tickle me?

Penguin 1: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY NOW!

Penguin 2: i buried it under the snow

Penguin 1: WHAT?!

Penguin 2: giggity giggity goo

Penguin 1: *walks off with a '?' emote*
Someone's been watching Family Guy...

[Slip265]

Snort snort i now hear out my nose 0.o

Coulda sworn that you hear with your ears but ok :rolleyes:

[lebadoo]

i was trying to rob the pizza parlour saying
"This is a robbery! nobody move!"
"Gimme the money, NOW!"
and stuff, so what do i get, a random postcard off some penguin say i'm a "terrific" friend....

[link4562]

on rs, this happened
girl: press 123 for a pretty girl like me
me: 123
girl: hey
me: I thought you said 123 for a PRETTY girl!
girl: I am pretty
me: no you're not! this is a rip off!

[Pingu Chippa]

on rs, this happened
girl: press 123 for a pretty girl like me
me: 123
girl: hey
me: I thought you said 123 for a PRETTY girl!
girl: I am pretty
me: no you're not! this is a rip off!

rofl that is so classic xD

[Chihuahua]

Trumpet200: :mad:
Chihuahuaa (me): Hey what's wrong?
T: Fufufufufu!!!!!
T: :D
C: Uh what?
T: FUCHIMABOB!!!
T: Flaflaflaflafla!!!!!!!!!!
C: Ok bye
T: WAIT
C: wut
T: I see ur undirware
C: Go away
T: Halp! I be drowning
T: You can call me Mr Bush, Mr W Bush
C: What the
T: :mad:
c: (Logged off)

[SimplePlan]

This was on MCCP.
SP-Me
R-Reece
S-Snathan

SP: Anybody coming to brumby?
S-Whats a brumby?
R-LOL
SP-lol
S-Is it a server?

Hehe that was a classic!

[Snathan!]

This was on MCCP.
SP-Me
R-Reece
S-Snathan

SP: Anybody coming to brumby?
S-Whats a brumby?
R-LOL
SP-lol
S-Is it a server?

Hehe that was a classic!


Hey! That was mean! Seriously what is it?

[SimplePlan]

Brumby is a server where we hang out.

[Snappyguy928]

Hey! That was mean! Seriously what is it?

If you mean the definition of a brumby it is a wild Australian horse, but it is also a server on club penguin.

[7Styl3]

A conversations:
7 = Me
H = Hug66
M = Maddieob

H = I like ur videos
7 = Thanks
H = Wanna be friends?
7 = sure
H = Thanks
7 = the request didn't show up
H = huh?
7 = ok :P
M = He trick u
7 = I know
M = Duh
7 = I was full and i prank him too :P

Not really good conversation :|

[Snathan!]

Brumby is a server where we hang out.

lol, then why did you laugh when I said that?

got one.
Me-me
p1-random penguin
p2-other penguin
p3- random guy

p1: I WANT A MUMMY!
P1: are u her?
me: Why would your mummy be on CP?
p1: she's my penguin mummy
Me: so you're some sort of mutant half penguin?
p1: I WANT MY MUMMY!
p1:Can u be my mummy?
p2: Yeah
*p2 walks off*
p1:She's gone!
me:it's cos you're mutant
p1: SNATHAN ARE U MY MUMMY?
me: no I'm a boy
p1: Ok can we just be friends?
me: uhhh
*long pause*
p1: oh I give up
p1: yes or no?
p1: friends?
p1:yes no
p1: Can you talk any more?
me: no I can't talk
p1: so you CAN talk
p1:gotcha
p1:add me
*I dont say anything*
*he walks off*
*comes back*
*I decline buddy request*
p1: That was not nice!
p1: GO AWAY!
p1: NOW!!
me: well that wasn't nice either
p1: WHAT?
me: The message said no THANK YOU
p1: I didnt say no thanks
me: I did
p1: Did what?
p1: I sent you something answer it!
me: I have
p1: ANSWER IT!
me: I HAVE!
p1: I didnt get anything!
p3: Follow me
*(excuse to leave)*
me: ok
*runs*


Lol, kinda long, it was live as I was typing it that's why. he's still standing there

[blahdu]

lol, then why did you laugh when I said that?

got one.
Me-me
p1-random penguin
p2-other penguin

p1: I WANT A MUMMY!
P1: are u her?
me: Why would your mummy be on CP?
p1: she's my penguin mummy
Me: so you're some sort of mutant half penguin?
p1: I WANT MY MUMMY!
p1:Can u be my mummy?
p2: Yeah
p2 walks off
p1:She's gone!
me:it's cos you're mutant
p1: SNATHAN ARE U MY MUMMY?
me: no I'm a boy
p1:Ok can we just be friends?
me: uhhh
long pause
p1: oh I give up
p1: yes or no?
p1: friends?
p1:yes no
p1: Can you talk any more?
me: no I can't talk
p1: so you CAN talk
p1:gotcha
p1:add me
I dont say anything
he walks off
comes back
I decline buddy request
p1: That was not nice!
p1: GO AWAY!
p1: NOW!!
me: well that wasn't nice either
p1: WHAT?
me: The message said no THANK YOU
p1: I didnt say no thanks
me: did
p1: Did what?

Lol, kinda long, it was live as I was typing it that's why. he's still standing there



the ending is funny :D:D:D

[Snathan!]

the ending is funny :D:D:D

I added a bit more cos he was saying more

[blahdu]

I added a bit more cos he was saying more

YEAH THE new end kinda saved your life

[Mew-100]

1: Snu Snu?
Me: Ew! No!
2: Snu Snu with her now!
Me; Were not in Futurama
1&2: SNU SNU!
Me: NO
3: Carefull I have superpowers!
1&2: Snu Snu me?
Me & 3: Im warning you
1: Snu
2: Snu
1&2: POWERS INICIATE!
Me & 3walk off

[lebadoo]

short and simple

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii45/TheCraZyManIac/Puckhead.jpg

[Pen Rua]

short and simple

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii45/TheCraZyManIac/Puckhead.jpg

That's really funny! No really it is!

[Pingu Chippa]

short and simple

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii45/TheCraZyManIac/Puckhead.jpg

LOL that one is a classic xD

[ramsto]

Here is mine

Tamp129:plz be my buddy
ranke3:NO!
tamp129:plz
(ranke3 left the room)
tamp129: -_- :(
Ramsto: why u sad?
tamp:129: no one likes me
Ramsto: i like you
tamp129: really?
ramsto:yeah
tamp129: I DONT LIKE YOU!
tamp129: :P
ramsto: well heh me to :P

lol!.

[Snathan!]

YEAH THE new end kinda saved your life

I dunno how long I could've survived without logging off. Lol, puckhead. But you can't post yourself being funny, that's not fair!

[Snazzy]

Lol, look at this:

P1: War at the dojo!
Me: Isnt there always?
P1: No
Me: Yes
P2: Yes
P1: Huh?
Me: What?
Me: Nachos
P1: Food?
Me: Nachos and Secret Agents
P1: No its nachos and cheese
P3: YUM SHARPAY BE MY BUDDY
Me: Why
P3: CUZ I SED SOO
Me: No thanks
P3: ONG UR SUCH A NOOB UR UNBLVIBLE ONG
P1: isn't she?
P2: I still like her
P1: Who?
P3: Me?
P2: NO SHARPAY
Me: What.
P2: Huh?
Me: I'm confused.

Lol, long.

[hkb101]

I walked into the Pizza Parlor wearing no clothes (don't know why) and I seen a crowd of Member penguins wearing the latest clothes from the catalog. They were fighting over which of them was the coolest so I went up to them.

Hkb101(Me):Non-Members are the coolest!!!
One of them(Penguin): You only sayin tat cuz you not a member!!
Hkb101(Me):I was just saying members arent the "best"
Penguin: Members rule!!!
Hkb101(Me): Anyway I'm a member so whatever
Penguin: YA RITE!!
Hkb101(Me): Ok will I prove it???
Penguin: OKK
Hkb101(Me): *puts on blue cheerleading dress thing, pom poms,blue sneakers and new blonde wig*
Penguin: Umm

Then I get a card from "Penguin" saying "Will you be my buddy?"!!
Lolz:D:D

[Foo Fighter 007]

Wow! This is a really intresting topic
thanks!

[Jpmc10]

do you just keep saying that? jeesh

well funny thing:
F:flame 593
N:nife453
M:me


we were in the pizza parlour supposably having pizza with my gf(we wont get to that)
flame walks in heres the conversation

F-get out of here nub
N-?
M-?
M-whats a nub
F-nife is a nub
M-:mad:
F-oh thats your gf, sorry
lol you had to see it

[Bluekingice]

Its in my igloo. I was giving away Google easter eggs/cheats for free
Me: Hey I know how to make google in leet.
Some penguin: Orly? How?
Me: K go to google dot com
Some penguin: what
Me: Go to google dot com
Some penguin: what
Me: Go to google dot com
Some penguin: what
Me: I just told you the first step like three times
Me: :P
Some penguin: Fine then cry cry cry*leaves igloo*
Me: :?:
Wow they must be kookoo.:rolleyes:

Oh and that noob kept crying just cause I wouldn't add them. :P

[Penguin23]

Me: Hey I know how to make google in leet.

offtopic: really how
ontopic: this was random
me:-_-
random penguin:whats rong?
me:your ugly face :P
lol

[Mew-100]

The filters didnt block that:?:

[Snappyguy928]

The filters didnt block that:?:

I'd say they would of. If you say something the filters will block out you will see it but any other penguin won't.

[blahdu]

B - Blahdu
D - Dude 45678

M - hu are u
B - i am Blahdu
B - PROTECTOR OF THE COWS
M - no ur not
M - I AM

[CrankyKong]

R = Rachbabii123
B = Bende65
P = Pezo260
Blue = Bluethetenth
A = Aaronjack2
9 = 98uip

R: Wats an emo?
R: Is it a goth?
P: NO
B: No
B: im an emo
P: SO AM I
P: KOOL
R: y is everyone emos?
A: Yes
P: YES
Blue: CAUSE WE R COOL
B: U sed it
A: y is everyone wat?
P: U GOT IT
R: emos rnt cool
9: can i join this
Blue: YA WE R
P: YES WE R
P: SHARK BOY R AN EMO

[paige]

i was in the town and some guy named pengy something asked me where the coffee shop was. i screamed:]

[SSBB Pwns!]

X= my friend girl (not girlfriend!!!! i dont date on cp:P)
R=my other friend girl (see above)
me=Fred(jk it's me!!!!!)
NUB=nub
NUB2=other nub

X-(talking)
R-(talking)
me-(also talking)
NUB- (walks over) u chics r HOT!!!
me-im a guy
NUB-:O
NUB-(walks to NUB2) i wuv u!!! :heartsign:
NUB2-no i wuv u!!! :heartsign:
me-:sick::sick::sick:

[.:DirkD:.]

Edgyhedgy: Whats your club penguin name?
DirkD: :rolleyes:

[WebFoot]

blueswolf:Hi
penguin564:Hey

[Mew-100]

Edgyhedgy: Whats your club penguin name?
DirkD: :rolleyes:

FAKE, that isnt a smilie on Club Penguin.

[Dq231]

this is a convo i saw (fake names)

Penguin 1: THIS IS A ROBBERY! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

Penguin 2: are you going to tickle me?

Penguin 1: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY NOW!

Penguin 2: i buried it under the snow

Penguin 1: WHAT?!

Penguin 2: giggity giggity goo

Penguin 1: *walks off with a '?' emote*

Oh man that wouldve been funny:)

[Burrows14]

Me: DERKA ALA DERKA!
People: What?
Me: PAKISTAN FTW
People: WHAT?
Me: You heard nothing.

[Pen Rua]

this is a convo i saw (fake names)

Penguin 1: THIS IS A ROBBERY! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

Penguin 2: are you going to tickle me?

Penguin 1: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY NOW!

Penguin 2: i buried it under the snow

Penguin 1: WHAT?!

Penguin 2: giggity giggity goo

Penguin 1: *walks off with a '?' emote*

I would have laughed my head of if I had seen that.

[Pen Rua]

Sorry for double post. I thought I was in a different thead. NVM THIS PST IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

[Meowpower796]

The following takes place in the pizza parlor.

I was just sitting down and talking with a friend when all of a sudden:


Penguin: Everyone Freeze!
Me: lol
Penguin: Whats so funny chuckles?
Me: Nothing just go ahead and do your thing
Penguin: Give me all the coins in the cash register


At this point another penguin walks in wearing an agent's clothes.

Agent: Put your hands up!
Penguin: Oh no! The Po Po!
Agent: Bang!
Penguin: :(
Me: :O
Agent: What have i done!
Penguin: Aaaaaah!
Agent: Oh no! Im so Fired!
Penguin sitting next to me: Can i get my pizza now?

[Jpmc10]

Some random penguin came up to me, heres was the convo

Penguin: you sock
Me: Im a sock? since when?
Penguin: No I mean, you sock
Me: what about my sock?
Penguin: Shd Up
Me: what?
Penguin:sends a card saying best friends forever
It was too funny

[Cj1456]

heres one
1: abc for a hot girl like me.
me:abc
1.<3
me: what do u want.
2:do u think im pretty
me: wait r u a beetle, or a fly?
2:-_-
me:just go cry.


it was hilarous.

[sisamkg]

Rockypie: Hi
Sisamkg: I don't know you...
Rockypie: How???
Sisamkg: Because you are a freak
Rockypie: I thought I was a N00B
Sisamkg: Really?? * Pushes him off the iceburg*

[PopLock222]

Heres one:

Girl: <3
Me: What?
Girl: I <3 u
Me: Your face....:sick:
Girl: Your a meanie
Me: LOL

I do that to the all girls, they're so annoying when they keep giving u hearts.

[A random pen]

I did this one

at ticket both
Me:pie please
Them this is the stage
me:and
Them:not a pie shop
Me:you won't get customers if you don't sell pies

Pizza parlor the cashier is the ticket booth man
me:Ticket for the golden puffle please
Them:I need a day off

Every one was following me after that with :D , :) and:P
It was hilarious

[woof_whitesocks]

Rockypie: Hi
Sisamkg: I don't know you...
Rockypie: How???
Sisamkg: Because you are a freak
Rockypie: I thought I was a N00B
Sisamkg: Really?? * Pushes him off the iceburg*

Yes, like your able to push someone off the iceburg:rolleyes:

[GlacialFreez]

I remember a very random conversation I had once at the pizza parlor(this was over a year ago, so it isn't really accurate and I forgot what happened after the first minute).

"Robber" plays the piano in the upper-right corner for about 5 minutes then walks over to GlacialFreez who is at a table with a friend.

"Robber": Give me the money!
Friend: What?
"Robber": Money...

(GlacialFreez intterupts)
GlacialFreez: :?:
"Robber": The green stuff that you put in your pocket!
Friend: :mad:
(Friend logs out)
GlacialFreez: And why should I give you any money?
"Robber": Becuase I have a bomb called the piano over there
GlacialFreez: Your nuts...

("Robber" walks over to piano and pretends to play)
"Robber": This piano will self-destruct in 10 minutes!
"Boss": Security! Get this penguin! :!: :mad:

(Security penguin and I walk over)
GlacialFreez: The piano won't blow up
"Robber": Yes it will as I have bananna
"Security": (I can't remember I think it was :mad:)
"Robber": Bananna bomb!

This goes on for a good 8 or so minutes before the "Robber" leaves. Thats all I remember.

[PopLock222]

He pretended to, he probably just said "Pushes off iceberg" :rolleyes:

[Check]

well some horrible penguin used the sad face emote
so i came up to them and said 'whats wrong?'
and they said 'YOUR FACE'



Oops, that may have been me, a long time ago......................





Sorry! No offence! It was a joke :blush::confused:

[1jim3bob]

This was a long time ago or somthing..
I was f2p >_<
I was dancing as a black penguin at the DJ desk in the night club
Then some penguin dressed as a DJ came up and shouted....
"MOVE IT SMELLY!"
Then I was like "Reported" (When I did'nt really! :blush:)
I think he ran away... I can't remember...

[Putty]

I usually go up to random penguins and say funny things out of boredom

me: would you liek to donate to a puffle charity?
lady: sure *puts a coin in*
me: your cheap lady
lady: what?
man: <3
lady: <3
me: when you get married, the puffles will eat your children
both of them: ?
me: would you like to donate to a puffle charity?

[Rebellion Bane]

Penguin1: Ok, so look at that penguin
penguin2: which penguin
penguin1: that penguin
penguin2: There all penguins!
penguin1:the black penguin with the cotton candy
penguin2: YOUR RACIST!

This got into a HUGE argument and likely a lot of them got banned. Still makes me laugh though xD

[PopLock222]

Penguin1: Ok, so look at that penguin
penguin2: which penguin
penguin1: that penguin
penguin2: There all penguins!
penguin1:the black penguin with the cotton candy
penguin2: YOUR RACIST!

This got into a HUGE argument and likely a lot of them got banned. Still makes me laugh though xD

When did this happen cuz i dont think racist goes through the filter. :confused:

[Thoko]

I walk over to the chair in Rockhopper's room.
*Rockchopper walks over*
Me:You're just trying to look like Rockhopper
Rockchopper:NO! IM NOT!
Me:sure...
I walk away
Later, when I come back,
Rockchopper:IM REPORTING YOU
Me: Me?
Rockchopper: NO NINJA X
Me:He isn't doing anything
Ninja X: Yeah, what am I doing wrong...
Rockchopper: Im reporting both of you!
Me and Ninja X: What the heck
*A little later*
Rockchopper:"IM ROCKHOPPER's BROTHER MATEYS!"
Me::|

[Skivenski]

I walk over to the chair in Rockhopper's room.
*Rockchopper walks over*
Me:You're just trying to look like Rockhopper
Rockchopper:NO! IM NOT!
Me:sure...
I walk away
Later, when I come back,
Rockchopper:IM REPORTING YOU
Me: Me?
Rockchopper: NO NINJA X
Me:He isn't doing anything
Ninja X: Yeah, what am I doing wrong...
Rockchopper: Im reporting both of you!
Me and Ninja X: What the heck
*A little later*
Rockchopper:"IM ROCKHOPPER's BROTHER MATEYS!"
Me::|
Sheesh...some people out there...

That was pretty funny though, lol.

[Kazar]

I remember this, but I don't really remember the names:

Emoboy56: Help me tip the iceburg!
Icansee: I thought you need 100 penguins to do that?
Me: With you that fat, you don't need 100 penguins

its weird that the filter didn't block "fat"

[katoy90]

one of my stupid thing half-funny, half-not...

Katoy90:Hi Reeses!

*Katoy90 checks his buddy list*
*Katoy90 said(in mind) 'OH!SORRY YOUR NOT THE REESES THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR*
*Reeses(it has a number) disappeared*

I am so embarrassed that time....I am so annoying...I thought it was my buddy Reeses(it has a number)

NOT FUNNY AT ALL!
second...

*Katoy90 used a =(*
??????:Whats wrong?
Katoy90 : I can't get my pizza!
???????:Here you go!
Katoy90:thnx!

again NOT FUNNY!