Funniest club penguin Quotes

[Fishyboy16]

Post some of the funniest stuff you've heard penguins say!
Pictures also acceptable.

I'll start

"Why is it called club penguin"

Your turn!

[walmartshrty]

It would have to be something my friend said, but I'm not going to post it because it was under really odd circumstances. I'm gonna say it anyway, it was in the middle of the night probably around one, and we're hanging out in her igloo and we would go up to walls and we would be like "Hug" and so she started joking around about marrying walls, it was one of those times where you want to go "WTH?" so anyway we were all joking around about that-yeah, I've decided I'm not going to tell you. Sorry, it was just too weird. But it made me burst out laughing because it was so random, but she was probably drunk anyway...

This is just one so I'm not derailing the thread "Club Penguin is for sickos and for dirty little children." It was just so random because we were all just sitting around and then someone just said that out of nowhere. I can't remember who said it, but it was just awkward.

[Thoko]

When someone said "WANT TO BE A COUPLE ROCKHOPPER?" I think it was Mr. Booshkah who said it.

[Tuxy]

One person said to me, (I was the black cp color.) Why are you named tuxedo?
Heres the answer, IM A BLACK PENGUIN YOU IDIOT!

[Dragon Lord]

Well i saw this one on Deep Freeze:

'What is a beta?'

And my cousin last year:

'Gotta catch 'em balls, Pokeballs!'

lol

[Antarctic]

There was a penguin standing right next to the pin, and he asked:
"WHERE'S THE NEW PIN?"

[Hammy120]

Well, one time, I was doing the fireman dance (the hose) on the right edge of the iceburg, and someone kept saying"That's warm water! You're gonna flood CP!" and kept making sad faces saying "Goodebye cp"



Then one time, during the 2nd aniversary party,I put on the ornage and yellow party hat, went next to the party hat box and said "Where do you get the party hats?"

[legoless]

I was in someones igloo once & that bug when everyone comes to your igloo but they dont know where they are was happening. So he yells 'Get out of my igloo when its locked!'. I know, its not that funny. :| But its the funniest thing Ive heard.

[1pinkie7]

there's this guy saying, "who is the pin?"
Aguair has it on his blog.
:P

[kogeck]

There were penguins saying "LETS GO TO THE ICEBURG AND GET DWUNK!" and "MI AND MY PUFFLE GO IN BED TOGTHER"

[Spartn153]

I think a long time ago when I joined CP someone said:"How do u talk?1"
...lol...

[Pingu Chippa]

there were these 'naked' yellow penguins with a superhero masks on and this penguin said 'omg its a ninja duck!!!'

[Bball1067]

there were these 'naked' yellow penguins with a superhero masks on and this penguin said 'omg its a ninja duck!!!'

Yea I rember that.. Were they on the Iceberg or something..

Here I have one:

Were is that pin on your player card? (Music Note)

I said in the Pizza Parlor

They left the room

I went in the Pizza Parlor and I saw them saying:

WERE IS THE MUSIC NOTE PIN

lol

This was when the UFO pin came out lol..

[Pingu Chippa]

Yea I rember that.. Were they on the Iceberg or something..



lol yeah, they were at the iceberg, can't remember which server tho

[Tuxy]

Someone said:
Gimme a F !
F!
Gimme a U!
U!
Gimme a C!
C!
Ah forget it.
:O

[dincciftci]

There was a penguin that dancing with a flashlight.And someone said:" Dude you dropped your flashlight!". lol

[~BOB~]

One time my frien walked up to me on CP and said "what starts with F and ends with UCK???"
I'm like "O MG! I no I no!" hes like "FIRE TRUCK!":D I'm like"ok... so i was wrong"

[High-Tech®]

So I was in the Iceberg, and I was doing the firefighter water hose thing on the edge, where the see is. A penguin pretended he was peeing and sat in front of me then said " Umm, sorry about the trouble"

Do you get it? The sea? The pee? lol.

[Tillers]

Haha Once someone said

"Where on earth is this rockhopper dude" and he was standing right next to him :D:D:D

[penguin930777]

out of no where some guy walks up to another penguin and says u smell funny and the other penguin said well at least i dont eat poop! lol they were screwed up.

[Phenom]

In the coffee shop right before the 2 year part Booshakh comes up and says he's gonna kill himself. :) Then the party came and he said he was "Happy Booshkah"

[Hellopayton]

Once, a penguin was on the Jet Pack game and said,

How do I play this?! I all I get is a big box!

[Arvinpat]

Well i saw this one on Deep Freeze:

'What is a beta?'

And my cousin last year:

'Gotta catch 'em balls, Pokeballs!'

lol

Lol Yeah I've Seen People "Asking whats A Beta?"
When They Are a Member....

Lol I Love That Quote From your Cousin!

My favorite Quote Would Have To Be "WHERES THE NEW PIN!?!"
Or "WHERES ROCKHOPPER"
because they go All Crazy looking for them

[Glopstane]

I have afew!
I was nextto a kid while iwas wearing my pink bunny hood and he said: "How do u become a bunny?"

This was during sports party 07 I was serving pizza "pretend" At the pizza parlor and the girl wasa newb and she screamed gimme my pizza or ill report u!
lol

[Fran Cies]

Once there was a girl with a fairy fantasy, and another girl came to her and said: "Please, turn me into a boy". Then she was quickly turned into a boy, and for a second I was wandering how the fairy did that! :D

[islandershky]

All really funny, lol. I dont feel like putting one on though,

[Tortoli]

I've seen penguins arguing over who has a bigger dwick. :P

[Nathaniel26]

LoL, waS in mAmmoTh thiS stRanGe peNguiN cAmE anD tALk to me, he was following me all the day, and i said "What the heck are u following me??" and he said "hey u stole my puffle u jerk off? and i said "lol how did u know i stole ur puffle??" and he said "your a non member right?? why u have hair in your head??" LoL, i was black color that time... :P

[blahdu]

heres a quote of o guy wearing the rockhopper background and saying "wheres the rockhopper background

[Tuxy]

Someone was asking: Hey baby! Did you bring me some pizza?
No! Thats immpossible!









:cool:

[Zelrio]

Hate to say this but too many people are lying here for attention, they're saying they witnessed enguins say things that the filters would block. Even so, the made up ones are a tad funny.

[007Honey]

One I liked was:

Penguin 1: "Hey,its you!Why did you remove me?"
Penguin 2:"Oh did I,sorry!I must have needed more space!"
Penguin 1: "We were best friends though."
Penguin 2: "Um were we?"
Penguin 1: "Ya,don't you remember?Now I'm sad."
Penguin 2: "Well,sorry,I don't know what to say."
Penguin 1: "I'm so sad now!"
Penguin 2: "I'm so sorry."
Penguin 1: "cry cry cry!"
Penguin 2: Well, perhaps I can add you again?"
Penguin 1: Nah!

He just walks off!:D

[knickandknac]

One I liked was:

Penguin 1: "Hey,its you!Why did you remove me?"
Penguin 2:"Oh did I,sorry!I must have needed more space!"
Penguin 1: "We were best friends though."
Penguin 2: "Um were we?"
Penguin 1: "Ya,don't you remember?Now I'm sad."
Penguin 2: "Well,sorry,I don't know what to say."
Penguin 1: "I'm so sad now!"
Penguin 2: "I'm so sorry."
Penguin 1: "cry cry cry!"
Penguin 2: Well, perhaps I can add you again?"
Penguin 1: Nah!

He just walks off!:D

haha sounds like something i would do. (as in penguin 1)

[Dalton]

One day I was just sitting on the Ice Burg alone and this person just randomly came up to me and said something about tipping the ice burg and that we get coins. Werid...lol

Screenie:
http://i15.tinypic.com/6qe31hs.jpg

It was just weird cause she came up to ME and said it...

-Dalt584

[Robo]

Probaly the funniest thing I saw a penguin ever say would be "IM ON STEROIDS!!!!!!!!!". That was the very first message I remember seeing on Club Penguin.

[Frozen Angel]

Once I saw a penguin ask, "Where's my inventory?"
Another penguin answered: "Its in the box in the Ski Lodge."

[blahdu]

spider pin spider pin
does whatever a spider pin does
can it swing from a web,no it cant its a pin
loook out its a spider pin
i saw some guy singing it during the halloween party :D

[LickingRabbit]

i saw some guy singing it during the halloween party :D

That is so predictable, I'm so suprised I havn't heard that one until now, it's so funny! :D

[Vital Viper]

haha sounds like something i would do. (as in penguin 1)
Sounds like something I would do! (As in penguin 2)

:(

[Mew-100]

spider pin spider pin
does whatever a spider pin does
can it swing from a web,no it cant its a pin
loook out its a spider pin
i saw some guy singing it during the halloween party :D

HEY! Don't let anyone take credit for something I DID! Thats right! I did it! Look at my posts! It was me! You know it! You just don't want people to know.!

[Reece15]

well each christmas i dress up as santa i got asked if i was realy santa :D i said yes

[Pingu Chippa]

lol someone was sitting in the bandana box and they asked 'where's the free item????'

[gizbug]

this happened a few minutes ago someone screamed why our names where in capitals and this beta guy came over and said mines not. because you know betas names are in not cappitals

[legoless]

lol someone was sitting in the bandana box and they asked 'where's the free item????'

I remember when Pingu Chippa said I think all non-members are n00bs... :P

[jfpopjr009]

I was in the coffee shop where the pin was and some guy who looked very cool and was right next to the pin he said "WHERE IS THE NEW PIN??????" You had to be there.

[Pingu Chippa]

I remember when Pingu Chippa said I think all non-members are n00bs... :P

oh please don't start that again, we made a deal.... -_-

[Jpmc10]

this happened today when i was sitting down in town and someone asked "where's the new pin?" me and my buddy slycaprice2 said coffee shop and some other penguin that was there for like a while said i dont know like ten seconds after lol
and one time some guy was right beside chewy pup(who supposebadly is famous) was asking whos chewy?and one more time some guy was wearing a guitar and i was at the lightouse asking how to play a guitar lol

[Fishyboy16]

Hah i can't believe this thread is still going ;)

Today i saw a funny one...

Coki 99 or something was at the dock...
and a user said

"OMG I LOVE COCKI! I LOVE YOU COCKI!"

it just looked wrong.. i surprised it got past the filter

Hah

F16

[Jricker_Jbam]

HAHHA. Just now.

Everyone was flsahing the new emotes so someone says this:

"emo party" made me laugh.

[Connerhco]

haha this happend when the western party was going on.

I laughed.

Okay so theres this girl and this boy...

(they are close together)

This was going on at Tundra at the beach when the war with watex was going on

Girl: oh please dont go to war
boy: im sorry i have too
girl: no you dont you can stay with me
boy: im sorry
girl: please dont forget me
boy: :hearts:
girl: :hearts:
boy: i must go now...
girl: (walks away)

haha it was funny if you were there, it was all dramatic and nooby, that it was hilarious.

idk why she didn't go with, maybe she thought she was gonna die or something =/

[Jricker_Jbam]

haha this happend when the western party was going on.

I laughed.

Okay so theres this girl and this boy...

(they are close together)

This was going on at Tundra at the beach when the war with watex was going on

Girl: oh please dont go to war
boy: im sorry i have too
girl: no you dont you can stay with me
boy: im sorry
girl: please dont forget me
boy: :hearts:
girl: :hearts:
boy: i must go now...
girl: (walks away)

haha it was funny if you were there, it was all dramatic and nooby, that it was hilarious.

idk why she didn't go with, maybe she thought she was gonna die or something =/

Sorry I think you made that up. It seems a little sketchy that it was the western party O.o

[Greenday5136]

That was me lol! EMO PARTY! -_-

[Jug Jug]

Funny One:

Whats the name of my penguin?

LOOK! SANTA IS WEARING A PIRATE HAT AND A BLACK BEARD! LETS ROUND OFF !!!

How do i walk?

Help! How do i talk?

How do i make the smiley?

How did you dance?

Can we trade that guitar for my maracas?

How do i say goodbye and wave?

Where is Jug Jug? (i was just beside him)

Wheres the New items and pins? (pin is in the same room as the new items)

Lol. Good Times, Good times

[dincciftci]

that happened just a few mins ago.Noone was alking.I made a new emote.Than another one.Then everyone started to dp that.Someone said"are those emotes for members?"It made me laugh

[gohanfan]

A funny one was at the steve Irwin funeral at the dojo. Everyone is all like we will miss you steve. Then like 15 guys come in with names like sting ray or dead steve come in and yell steve Irwin got pwned or he is a noob. I was laughing so hard

[Slip265]

haha this happend when the western party was going on.

I laughed.

Okay so theres this girl and this boy...

(they are close together)

This was going on at Tundra at the beach when the war with watex was going on

Girl: oh please dont go to war
boy: im sorry i have too
girl: no you dont you can stay with me
boy: im sorry
girl: please dont forget me
boy: :hearts:
girl: :hearts:
boy: i must go now...
girl: (walks away)

haha it was funny if you were there, it was all dramatic and nooby, that it was hilarious.

idk why she didn't go with, maybe she thought she was gonna die or something =/

That would be good acting for a cp movie :P

[conman1001]

"All I want for Christmas is Fame"

I just saw that one at the dock.

[dincciftci]

Wasnt there a thread named "Ultimate Conversations"??.Isnt that cpying sum1s idea??

[Slip265]

Here is one i just had: it was weird

Me: Nachos!
Other penguin: Tacos!
Me: Nachos!
Other Penguin TACOS!
Other Penguin: :mad:
Me: :?:
Other Penguin: I hat you
Other Penguin :mad: (walks off)
Me: :?:

I had a wth moment

[~Pjtush~]

Juts like 2 hours ago i was in the coffee shop and someone was saying:
"WER IS THE NEW PIN?!?!1"
Hilarious

-PJ

[legoless]

oh please don't start that again, we made a deal.... -_-

I posted that a long time ago. Before the deal.
(Sorry for bumping. ^_^)

[tucks3424]

um... This is stupid but i think its funny...

Theres this penguin right now at the iceburg ans their name is mr santa06 ans they are dressed like a girl...

You just had to be there

[Chocorob67]

Well back then when the filter wasnt as big as a problem now
I was a newbie
A simple newbie
I went to the pizza parlor and I accidently sat sort of next/onto a other penguin
all the sudden in caps
Penguin:AHH GET OFF ME
Penguin:HELP YOUR CRUSHING ME AHH I CANT BREATHE
Penguin:GET OFF ME PLEASE IM GONNA DIE

Something like that
Me:sorry i didnt realize
Penguin:GOD WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

[esl1000]

me: im bored...

other: Wanna be bored together?

me: sure

other: I like Marco Polo

me: what?

other: You should like Polo Marco.
me: :?:

other: I hate you. *walks away*

weird huh

[Slip265]

me: im bored...

other: Wanna be bored together?

me: sure

other: I like Marco Polo

me: what?

other: You should like Polo Marco.
me: :?:

other: I hate you. *walks away*

weird huh

Sure why not :rolleyes: but wouldnt it be "i hat you" since hate isnt in the filter but hat is?

[Cutiepie22360]

When the dating game was going on this happened:

Guy penguin: press 123 for a hot boy
Girl Penguin 1:123
Girl Penguin 2: 123
and the 2nd one was ugly
and the guy goes i choose u (Girl Penguin1) and then Girl Penguin 2 goes "what am i a duck??"
It was so funny when it happened.:D
-Cutiepie

[Jricker_Jbam]

Wasnt there a thread named "Ultimate Conversations"??.Isnt that cpying sum1s idea??

Woah. I thought this was that. Aw booooooo. I am not posting any of my good CONVERSATIONS here anymore.

[Bluekingice]

One day I was just sitting on the Ice Burg alone and this person just randomly came up to me and said something about tipping the ice burg and that we get coins. Werid...lol

Screenie:
http://i15.tinypic.com/6qe31hs.jpg

It was just weird cause she came up to ME and said it...

-Dalt584

I noticed since numbers are not allowed that penguin must be hacking to tell you "5000 coins":O

The funniest quote on CP i heard was "All your base are belong to us"... wait... I posted that:P

[weirdo406]

"Where is the golden box???"-A noob who thought there was a golden box


It was accually pretty funneh


Then theres this one


"Weirdo, how did you get dem Pink bunny Ears"

And this was during this past easter w/ blue ones

"Easter egg hunt!" i said

and he replied "Ok"

So he came back with blue ears and he was like

"LIKE MI PINK BUNNY EARS WIRDO?????"


And i said "No there blue..."


So this is the funny one thing he said "You must be color blined noob they is obviously Pink!"


El oh El

[CrankyKong]

I saw one earlier. A penguin was red and was wearing Santa beard and hat.
"Ho,ho,ho. Give me your money"
It was so random and I laughed so hard. :D

[Pen Rua]

There were penguins saying "LETS GO TO THE ICEBURG AND GET DWUNK!" and "MI AND MY PUFFLE GO IN BED TOGTHER"

That sounds wrong. The part I bolded, even worse! She or he spelt me wrong. Must a been tipsy!

[legobrick]

Heres mine IN the mamoth dock I need money can some one get it for me

answer: GO FLIPPING GET SOME THEN IM NOT GETTING IT ! :shout:

[slidey123456!]

i confused alot of people buy running around saying ''merry fishmas''-_-:D

[squigglez3]

Or they were already drunk. lol. J.kThat sounds wrong. The part I bolded, even worse! She or he spelt me wrong. Must a been tipsy!

[Racecar]

This was earlier this week but I saw a penguin saying "GO TO HELLO" then he ran to the side and it said "GO TO H***".

[phara97]

This was earlier this week but I saw a penguin saying "GO TO HELLO" then he ran to the side and it said "GO TO H***".

Hey i saw that also and earlier this morning,

[cjcj1993!]

'How do you get those clothes?Are they free?'