Ruin the above poster's wish.

[Dracophile]

Make a wish, and let the next poster give you some bizarre result based upon your wish.

Example: I wish I had a million dollars.
"You get one million dollars and arrested by the police for mysteriously robbing a bank."


So here's my wish. I wish I had a pet snake. :P

[Zelrio]

Make a wish, and let the next poster give you some bizarre result based upon your wish.

Example: I wish I had a million dollars.
"You get one million dollars and arrested by the police for mysteriously robbing a bank."


So here's my wish. I wish I had a pet snake. :P

You get a pet Python automatically constricted onto your neck, free of charge.

Edit: Dang, sorry, Bob.

[AkaBob22]

You get a pet Python automatically constricted onto your neck, free of charge.

Zelrio, please play the posting games correctly.
Your supposed to make a wish as well, y'know.

I wish for world peace.

[JohnLennon64]

Zelrio, please play the posting games correctly.
Your supposed to make a wish as well, y'know.

I wish for world peace.
The world leaders try to create world peace but they fight about how to bring it
I wish I had some more coca-cola

[!~Hi/2 o o 6~!]

The world leaders try to create world peace but they fight about how to bring it
I wish I had some more coca-cola

The Coke bottle is empty.

I wish I had an Xbox 360. :(

[AkaBob22]

The world leaders try to create world peace but they fight about how to bring it
I wish I had some more coca-cola

The Coca-Cola is then poisoned.

I wish for a speck of dust.

EDIT: Hi 2006-The red rings of death show up.

[JohnLennon64]

The Coke bottle is empty.

I wish I had an Xbox 360. :(
you get a PS3
I wish they still had the woodstock festival
EDIT:Akabob22 gets a giant rock

[Arvinpat]

you get a PS3
I wish they still had the woodstock festival

Dont Even Think About It.... Sheesh Never EVA Going to Happen
If it did Happen Piranhas Would Eat Everything:rolleyes:

I Wish I Got A Nintendo Wii

[kogeck]

The Coca-Cola is then poisoned.

I wish for a speck of dust.

EDIT: Hi 2006-The red rings of death show up.

I gave you a watermelon.

I wish for a pony.

[!~Hi/2 o o 6~!]

You Get A Nintendo 64 Instead Of Xbox 360.....

I wish I Got A Nintendo Wii

I give you the Nintendo 64.

I wish for a Nintendo 64.

[Big sb]

You Get A Nintendo 64 Instead Of Xbox 360.....

I wish I Got A Nintendo Wii

I took the last one.
But you can have a Gameboy.

I wish i had a faster computer.

[JohnLennon64]

I took the last one.
But you can have a Gameboy.

I wish i had a faster computer.
You get a windows 95
I wish I had the orange box

[Zelrio]

You get a windows 95
I wish I had the orange box

I give you a red box.

I wish for more wishes.

[Plazma811]

I give you a red box.

I wish for more wishes.

Now you can only get 1/2 of a wish.

I wish Super Smash Bros. Brawl would come out sooner.

[JohnLennon64]

Now you can only get 1/2 of a wish.

I wish Super Smash Bros. Brawl would come out sooner.
The relese of Super Smash Bros gets cancelled
I wish I had a cheese burger

[Zelrio]

The relese of Super Smash Bros gets cancelled
I wish I had a cheese burger

You get a burger with no cheese.

I wish I had Cerberus as a pet.

[AkaBob22]

You get a burger with no cheese.

I wish I had Cerberus as a pet.

I guess you already know what happens next...

I look at a table.

[JohnLennon64]

I guess you already know what happens next...

I look at a table.
that isnt a wish
I wish John Lennon was still alive

[spacedog88]

The table goes on fire and you die.

I wish the girl I like liked me back. (she does cuz I have a girlfriend but this is just made up)

EDIT: John Lennon comes back as a Zombie and eats you

[AkaBob22]

that isnt a wish
I wish John Lennon was still alive

You are already alive, but then you pass out.

I wish I was looking at a table. (Happy?)

[spacedog88]

I give you my same answer as befor but then we get traped in a time warp and die somehow.

I wish my same wish as befor

[Arvinpat]

You are already alive, but then you pass out.

I wish I was looking at a table. (Happy?)

The Table Ends Up Turning into A Rhino And Runs You Over....

I Wish I Could Stalk AkaBob22

[Arvinpat]

I gave you a watermelon.

I wish for a pony.

Everyone Forgot So Ill Do it...

Srry For The Double Post

Anyway
You get Charlie the Unicorn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus
(Heres the video if you haven't Seen It)

I Wish For a Magical Leoplurodon

[Bill Rimers]

Granted, but he eats you.

I wish I had a wii game.

[Arvinpat]

Granted, but he eats you.

I wish I had a wii game.

I Think You Know what happened When i came out....

Anyway Gives A Xbox360 Game

I Wish For Funnyboy!

[!Icy Chris!]

EDIT: Funnyboy gets mad and bans you all. HAHA =P



I wish for a signature.:P

[Arvinpat]

You're wii gets broken when you get home.

I wish for a signature.:P

Gives A Signature Saying"This Signature Was On Sale For $1"



EDIT: Funnyboy gets mad and bans you all. HAHA =P

Ha ha Very Funny But Your Banned Too :P

I Wish For Funnyboy to Un-ban Me

[!Icy Chris!]

Gives A Signature Saying"This Signature Was On Sale For $1"

Wishes For Not to Get An Infraction:rolleyes:

You get one anyway. =PPPP

I wish I had halo 3.

[Bill Rimers]

Granted but you....Die.

I wish you did not grant my wish.

[Arvinpat]

You get one anyway. =PPPP

I wish I had halo 3.

Gives Halo One And Ps2
Ha ha! Now you cant even play Halo 1

[!Icy Chris!]

Granted but you....Die.

I wish you did not grant my wish.

But I did. ;O

I wish Barney was doing ''tha crank dat'' with me. =D

EDIT: Thanks for the 360!

[kyky1771]

Barney "two steps" with you

I wish I was a pony living in a forest of magical sugar sticks and faeries :O

[Arvinpat]

Barney "two steps" with you

I wish I was a pony living in a forest of magical sugar sticks and faeries :O

Ok Now thats Just plain Weird...
Anyway You End up Seeing The cookie Monster And Everything then happens To turn into a Cookie!

I Wish i Was The cookie Monster

[Oceanside344]

You end up being the brownie monster.

I wish I had another wish.

[Topoftheline]

I give you the Nintendo 64.

I wish for a Nintendo 64.

You get a Nintendo 46.

I want a iPod

[spacedog88]

You had another but then I stole it

I wish for two candy bar 1 with my new wish :D

EDIT: about toppeh

[TRi]

You had another but then I stole it

I wish for two candy bar 1 with my new wish :D

EDIT: about toppeh

You get Micheal Moore.

I wish for nothing in particular.

[Topoftheline]

You get Micheal Moore.

I wish for nothing in particular.

You get something in particular.

I want another iPod. :P

[spacedog88]

You get everything

I wish for a bucket for meh sock

EDIT: you get a space pod

[Topoftheline]

You get everything

I wish for a bucket for meh sock

EDIT: you get a space pod

You get a shoe for your pan. :P

I wanna iPod again!

[worldking01]

it carried staff


i want kiss double platinum album

[!~Hi/2 o o 6~!]

it carried staff


i want kiss double platinum album

You get "Elmo's World" CD. (Lucky Duck)

I wish for an apple.

[spacedog88]

You get a Banana

I wish I could have a computer that is from space

[Topoftheline]

You get a Banana

I wish I could have a computer that is from space

You get some space that will only hold a computer.

Wishes she went to Hollywood

[spacedog88]

Went to holly wood but took so long a drive the world blows up befor you get there

I wish that I had another spacedog to hang out with

[Boyinhood]

Went to holly wood but took so long a drive the world blows up befor you get there

I wish that I had another spacedog to hang out with
They are all extinct.
I wish for a new skateboard.

[spacedog88]

You get a scooter (am I even alive!?)

Wishs there were some space ducks

[Tuxy]

They abtuct you and eat you.
I wish THAT I COULD PUNCH MY PRESIDENT!

[spacedog88]

You get shot down by body gaurds

I wish I had something to do

[walmartshrty]

You get shot down by body gaurds

I wish I had something to do

You get a Barney action figure. :O =PWNED

I wish for some pie.

[Tuxy]

The forumer Not like pie arrives at your house.
I wish I won't get this wish ruined. :P

[Arvinpat]

The forumer Not like pie arrives at your house.
I wish I won't get this wish ruined. :P

A Fairy Comes And Says "I already Made The Wish Ruined"
I Wish That I Get A New Avvy

[Tuxy]

You get a avvy of a naughty girl, you are banned.
I wish I was RFS for a day.

[JohnLennon64]

You get a avvy of a naughty girl, you are banned.
I wish I was RFS for a day.
You get to be VV for a day
I wish I was a ninja

[Tuxy]

You do, but I, who is VV, steals it!
I wish That I will say cheese.

[JohnLennon64]

You do, but I, who is VV, steals it!
I wish That I will say cheese.
I decide to give good luck so your wish is granted
I wish that could have some pizza

[Spartn153]

you have a piece of chameleon droppings. trust me, IT'S BAD!!!!!!
I wish *SPOILER!*Johnson didn't die in Halo 3*SPOILER!*

[Boyinhood]

you have a piece of chameleon droppings. trust me, IT'S BAD!!!!!!
I wish *SPOILER!*Johnson didn't die in Halo 3*SPOILER!*
Too bad:P
I wish it was daytime

[Djquecumber]

Too bad:P
I wish it was daytime

It is in Japan. :P

I wish I had a Rare Canadian Green Moose.

[JohnLennon64]

It is in Japan. :P

I wish I had a Rare Canadian Green Moose.
You get a regular moose
I wish I had a better signature

[blahdu]

i wish all the schools in the world are blown up and the children take over the world until i am an adult
muahahahahahahaha

[Boyinhood]

You get a regular moose
I wish I had a better signature
You get an avvy
I wish for a Soda

[JohnLennon64]

You get an avvy
I wish for a Soda
You get Gatorade
I wish for peace,love,and happiness

[Boyinhood]

You get Gatorade
I wish for peace,love,and happiness
You get A BIG War
I wish for a big screen T.V.

[JohnLennon64]

You get A BIG War
I wish for a big screen T.V.
you get a lava lamp
I wish for Obama to become the president

[Boyinhood]

you get a lava lamp
I wish for Obama to become the president
You get jumped:D
I wish we win our last football game.

[Mr.Explicit]

You get jumped:D
I wish we win our last football game.

I slap you in the face and say that sucks for you
I wish I had a girlfriend. :(

[FINDINGFOUR EST. 1937]

I slap you in the face and say that sucks for you
I wish I had a girlfriend. :(

Turns out,the girl's a gorilla in disguise,pounds you to death and escapes into the shadows.

I wish I had a car.

[Robo]

Turns out,the girl's a gorilla in disguise,pounds you to death and escapes into the shadows.

I wish I had a car.

You get a car but it turns out to be a maneating car.

I wish I was never born.

[walmartshrty]

Turns out,the girl's a gorilla in disguise,pounds you to death and escapes into the shadows.

I wish I had a car.

Say hello to a rusty mini-van. Quite the chick magnet. ;)

EDIT: Wish granted, Robo. Say goodbye to all you know and love. It's "It's a Wonderfull Life" all over again. ;o

I wish that I had some caffiene.

[Arvinpat]

Say hello to a rusty mini-van. Quite the chick magnet. ;)

EDIT: Wish granted, Robo. Say goodbye to all you know and love. It's "It's a Wonderfull Life" all over again. ;o

I wish that I had some caffiene.

Gives A Non-Caffeine Drink

I Wish I Had that Non-Caffeine Drink:(

[I Love Cp Forever]

Gives a caffeine drink
I wish for... lets see... I wish to be a member for 1 year!

[blahdu]

You Become A Non Member For One Year With Paying
I Wish I Had A Big Bouncy Ball Which Causes Destruction

[worldking01]

You Become A Non Member For One Year With Paying
I Wish I Had A Big Bouncy Ball Which Causes Destruction

it popped

I want a poptart

[Powdinet]

it popped

I want a poptart

Sorry, I ate all there were in the world.

I wish to have a chicken.

[walmartshrty]

Sorry, I ate all there were in the world.

I wish to have a chicken.

Instead you get Robot Chicken. =O

I wish for five bucks.

[Arvinpat]

You get A Cheeseburger And Fat Kids Come Chase You


I wish For Socks

[Powdinet]

You get A Cheeseburger And Fat Kids Come Chase You


I wish For Socks

I break into your house and eat them.

I wish for my sister stoped bulliyng me.

[bigy™]

I break into your house and eat them.

I wish for my sister stoped bulliyng me.

I help your sister bully you :D

I wish I had a apple pie

[Knockey]

I help your sister bully you :D

I wish I had a apple pie

You get rotten apple tart:P.

I wish I have an xbox 360 with halo 3!

[Powdinet]

You get rotten apple tart:P.

I wish I have an xbox 360 with halo 3!

You get Game Boy Advance with Pokemon Ruby.

I wish the guy above didnt bully me.

[bigy™]

You get Game Boy Advance with Pokemon Ruby.

I wish the guy above didnt bully me.



I still carry on bullying you.

I wish I had a cherry pie!

[Powdinet]

I still carry on bullying you.

I wish I had a cherry pie!

I give you apple pie unless you stop bulying me.

I would like a dragon plushie just like RFS's.

[Knockey]

I give you apple pie unless you stop bulying me.

I would like a dragon plushie just like RFS's.

You get RFS's plushie and RFS gets mad at you and you get perma-ban.

I wish for Guitar Hero 3 to come out earlier then expected on the wii.

[Powdinet]

You get RFS's plushie and RFS gets mad at you and you get perma-ban.

I wish for Guitar Hero 3 to come out earlier then expected on the wii.

The producers office got destroyed and all the workers run away lefting the game verson fo' the wii unfinished.

I wish RFS never bans me.

[cheese rox]

RFS deletes the forums.

I wish for nothing :shout:

[Powdinet]

RFS deletes the forums.

I wish for nothing :shout:

I ask god to get you a giant everything plushie.

I wish... to wish.

[cheese rox]

The Laws of Phisics say you can't.
I wish for a hotdog.

[Knockey]

The Laws of Phisics say you can't.
I wish for a hotdog.

You get old moldy cheese.

I wish for... Nintendo wii points!

[tobymacfreak]

You get the points but a day later your wii breaks.


I wish i had tons of money

[High-Tech®]

You find out its fake.

I wish I had a Wish.

[!Icy Chris!]

You find out its fake.

I wish I had a Wish.

But you didnt get one. ;[

I wish I had something, and even if I didnt get anything, thats ok. =]

HAHA YOU CANT RUIN THIS!

[Black Skully]

But you didnt get one. ;[

I wish I had something, and even if I didnt get anything, thats ok. =]

HAHA YOU CANT RUIN THIS!

You get a llama for your birthday.

I wish I had an iPod...

[kyky1771]

I bought you an Ipod, but kept it.

I wish I never made this wish.

[Black Skully]

But that wish happens anyway.


I wish I had a car accident. (Heh, tricky)

[Zelrio]

But that wish happens anyway.


I wish I had a car accident. (Heh, tricky)

You survive but the Doctors accidentally kill you.

I wish for all problems to be solved.

[Hellopayton]

The problems get worse. I wish for something sweet and sour.

[TheHuskerDu]

You get some Sweet and Sour Shrimp but while you are about to eat a bite you get punched by Andy Samberg.



I wish I wish I wish I had a fish.

[JohnLennon64]

You get some Sweet and Sour Shrimp but while you are about to eat a bite you get punched by Andy Samberg.





I wish I wish I wish I had a fish.

You get some chicken
I wish I had some food right now

[Topoftheline]

You get some chicken
I wish I had some food right now

The food is a ton on brussel sprouts.

I wish the forums would use my idea in the sugestion thread.

[Plazma811]

The food is a ton on brussel sprouts.

I wish the forums would use my idea in the sugestion thread.

The Forum Moderator Staff is now unable to read your posts ever again, lol, that includes RFS too. :P

I wish Dragons could rule the Earth. And their leader is Akamaru.

[JohnLennon64]

The Forum Moderator Staff is now unable to read your posts ever again, lol, that includes RFS too. :P

I wish Dragons could rule the Earth. And their leader is Akamaru.
Penguins rule the Earth and Vital Viper is their leader
I wish I had some more CDs

[walmartshrty]

Penguins rule the Earth and Vital Viper is their leader
I wish I had some more CDs

Instead you get records.

I wish I could find my hairbrush.

[Plazma811]

Penguins rule the Earth and Vital Viper is their leader
I wish I had some more CDs

You now have an iPod so their is no use for CD's. Mwuhaha.

I wish I had a dollar.

[JohnLennon64]

You now have an iPod so their is no use for CD's. Mwuhaha.

I wish I had a dollar.
You get so many dollars that they pile on top of you and you suffocate
I wish someone will post after me

[worldking01]

You get so many dollars that they pile on top of you and you suffocate
I wish someone will post after me

some one did but they where a petifiel and you died (crap thats me)


I wish i didnt say that

[JohnLennon64]

some one did but they where a petifiel and you died (crap thats me)


I wish i didnt say that
Too bad you did
I wish I was an admin

[Plazma811]

Too bad you did
I wish I was an admin

Too bad you are only a Mod.

I wish I was a Dolphin. Lol

[kyky1771]

Too bad you are only a Mod.

I wish I was a Dolphin. Lol

Your a shark.

I wish that the abc went ghf

[Xx_CUrSeD bLoNdE_xX]

Too bad. Wish denied.

I wish I could go to that party with my friends on Halloween. =(

[Bill Rimers]

Your a shark.

I wish that the abc went ghf

Granted, but the world blows up, so no one uses the alphabet.

I wish for my math grade to be an A.

[Black Skully]

Instead you get an F.

I wish I didn't go to school tomorrow.

[macmaster]

Missed school tommarow but had to go to school on saturday.

I wish I had a car.

[Hammy120]

Wish granted, but once your dad or mom was driving it to you, they accidentaly ran you over! :O


I wish I had a baby bearded dragon!:D

[Biggyp]

Wish granted, but once your dad or mom was driving it to you, they accidentaly ran you over! :O


I wish I had a baby bearded dragon!:D

Your wish has been granted, but with RFS's admining powers, he took it from you.

I wish I had an IQ o 250.:cool:

[Bill Rimers]

Granted, but you have a brain tumor and they cut out your brain.


I wish my dad came home from New Orleans!

[Spartn153]

wish granted. He comes back to pack his things. He bought a house in New Orleans!:D
I wish I was a grunt that killed every marine including MC, Ariter and all Eliets incuding the shipmaster and become prophet grunt who everyone admires!Then the next day I desroy the human race
Edit Wait Johnson's dead!

[Bill Rimers]

wish granted. He comes back to pack his things. He bought a house in New Orleans!:D
I wish I was a grunt that killed every marine including MC, Ariter and all Eliets incuding the shipmaster and become prophet grunt who everyone admires!Then the next day I desroy the human race
Edit Wait Johnson's dead!

He already bought a house.:rolleyes:
---
Granted. but the Prophet grunt kills you before you destroy the humans, and then he commited suicide.

If wish you would now ruin the next wish I made.

[Black Skully]

Except that I don't ruin your wish.

I wish that tomorrow was the last day of earth.

[Spartn153]

okay. I fixed the wish you made!:D:D:D
I wish halloween was today!

[Boyinhood]

okay. I fixed the wish you made!:D:D:D
I wish halloween was today!
You forget about halloween and sleep in all day
I wish for a awesome costume

[JohnLennon64]

You forget about halloween and sleep in all day
I wish for a awesome costume
you get a bedsheet with holes for your eyes
I wish that I was born in the 60s

[Boyinhood]

you get a bedsheet with holes for your eyes
I wish that I was born in the 60s
You were born on the 60th day.haha
I wish I had more candy

[The Awsomeness]

You forget about halloween and sleep in all day
I wish for a awesome costume

you get one, but its awesome to babies. so its a telletubie costume

i wish for a million wishes.

[Boyinhood]

you get one, but its awesome to babies. so its a telletubie costume

i wish for a million wishes.
You get an old genie that gives you no wishes.
I wish for an Ipod

[JohnLennon64]

you get one, but its awesome to babies. so its a telletubie costume

i wish for a million wishes.
You lose all your wishes for being greedy
I wish that I was John Lennon

[Boyinhood]

You lose all your wishes for being greedy
I wish that I was John Lennon
You get to be Micheal Jackson
I wish I wasn't bored.

[Oceanside344]

Wish granted. 5 minutes later you are bored again.

I wish I was better at GFX.:P

[spacedog88]

You get to slowly die, no more boredom

I wish for all the candy in the world

EDIT: for boy 'n' 'ood

[Boyinhood]

You get to slowly die, no mor boredom

I wish for all the candy in the world
You have a heartattack
I wish for a dr pepper.

[Oceanside344]

It ends up to be a Dr. Salt.:P

(Wish from before) I wish I was better at GFX.:P

[Spartn153]

You get to slowly die, no more boredom

I wish for all the candy in the world

EDIT: for boy 'n' 'ood

wish granted there is no candy in the word "the world"
I wish Master Chief is was Earth

EDIT: Oceanside, wish granted, your worse at GFX then before

[Boyinhood]

It ends up to be a Dr. Salt.:P

(Wish from before) I wish I was better at GFX.:P
You are better at GFX
General Falling(to the) Xtreme.
I wish for a car

[JohnLennon64]

You are better at GFX
General Falling(to the) Xtreme.
I wish for a car
You get an old minivan
I wish for John Lennon to come back to life

[Spartn153]

wish granted. it's your grandma's old beat u car with bullet holes through the glass and the all the paintjob is almost worn off.also it make so much smog in the air and it makes that bad poping noise. like before I wish Master Chief was on Earth.

EDIT: wish granted. John Lennon dies after 0.1 millisecond!

[Boyinhood]

wish granted. it's your grandma's old beat u car with bullet holes through the glass and the all the paintjob is almost worn off.also it make so much smog in the air and it makes that bad poping noise. like before I wish Master Chief was on Earth.
He dies trying to get here.
I wish for my hand to stop hurting.

[JohnLennon64]

He dies trying to get here.
I wish for my hand to stop hurting.
You can no longer feel the pain because you got it amputated
once again I wish John Lennon was alive

[Spartn153]

wish granted he lives for 0.000000000000000000001 then dies...AGAIN!
I wish I could pitch better

[Boyinhood]

You can no longer feel the pain because you got it amputated
once again I wish John Lennon was alive
Instead zombies come alive :O
I wish for the zombie to go back.

[Oceanside344]

Vampires replace them.

I wish for _________(Can't beat that:P)

[Boyinhood]

Vampires replace them.

I wish for _________(Can't beat that:P)
Instead you get a ______Haha_____
I wish for music to play

[Spartn153]

ok it plays video games
I wish I could pitch better

[Oceanside344]

You get better at batting.

I wish for cheese.

[Boyinhood]

ok it plays video games
I wish I could pitch better
Instead you throw faster but miss horribly

You get better at batting.

I wish for cheese.
You get mayo.
I wish for a poptart

[Spartn153]

It's stale
I wish for invinsibility

[Peng_boy]

It's stale
I wish for invinsibility

you gotta have powers to do that
I wish i had powers

[The.One.Hero]

You get lame powers

I wish i got a ferrari.

[I Love Cp Forever]

You get a BMW...
I wish for... lemme see... I wish for a wish!

[Peng_boy]

You never get it :P
I wish that i had 10 computers and laptops

[The.One.Hero]

you get the computers and laptops but they have really bad viruses on them :P

I wish i had every single video game.

[I Love Cp Forever]

You got the cases only.
I wish for :D

[Emma23456718]

You got the cases only.
I wish for :D

But you got :scary: lol

i wish i was a gangsta FOOL

[I Love Cp Forever]

You became a nerd...
I wish for :( and -_- and :| and :blush:

[11dx11]

Well everything about the faces arn't happy, so here you go..

:D:scary:

I wish for everything bad. (Not really)

[I Love Cp Forever]

You get everything good!
I wish for.. lemme see... Photoshop CS3 or Photoshop CS2 or any Photoshop version!

[Yellowtail]

The huge photo shop building falls on your head... whoops

I wish I was an Entei :D

[Spartn153]

The huge photo shop building falls on your head... whoops

I wish I was an Entei :D

you get a wobafett
i wish for nothing

[TheHuskerDu]

you get a wobafett
i wish for nothing

You get the pride of having me post after you.

I wish I wish I had a fish, again.

[Oceanside344]

You get a rotten fish:D

I wish for the world to end.:P

[Tuxy]

A mini replica stops turning.
I wish for a new cp smiley!

[I Love Cp Forever]

You mail them, and this is their reply:
Dear Tuxy, we have received your comment about wanting a new emote. We have taken things into hand and finally decided that people have been abusing Club Penguin so we have decided to close the whole Club Penguin.

CP Support.

I wish for a hospital bed so I can heal from my injuries when the Photoshop building fell on me.

[Frozen Angel]

The hospital bed broke and fell the moment you lied on it.

I wish my school vacation has started.

[I Love Cp Forever]

It started but then ended within a second.
I wish I could get a strong and mighty hospital bed to rest my broken arms, legs and back...:(

[shortkid7t9]

It started but then ended within a second.
I wish I could get a strong and mighty hospital bed to rest my broken arms, legs and back...:(

The moment your body just got comfortable on it you refractured your broken arms, legs, and back
I wish that iO had 1000 and 1 ! CHANNELS

[penguindude515]

The moment your body just got comfortable on it you refractured your broken arms, legs, and back
I wish that iO had 1000 and 1 ! CHANNELS

Only 1000 channels existed.

I wish I could go to Greece.

[kyky1771]

It get destroyed by a gigantic earthquake.

I wish I was ugly.

[JohnLennon64]

It get destroyed by a gigantic earthquake.

I wish I was ugly.
you already are so I cant grant your wish
I wish that I could figure out how to use image shack

[Topoftheline]

you already are so I cant grant your wish
I wish that I could figure out how to use image shack

Image Shack closes down and you never learn how.

I wish a had a cookie.

[Big sb]

Image Shack closes down and you never learn how.

I wish a had a cookie.

I ate the last cookie. xP

I wish i had Guitar Hero 3.

[walmartshrty]

I ate the last cookie. xP

I wish i had Guitar Hero 3.

I destroyed all the GH3, sorry.

I wish my bird would shut up for once in it's existence.

[Tuxy]

It commits suicide.
I wish I would eat cheese!

[Xx_CUrSeD bLoNdE_xX]

Oh noes. Dx Sorry, I double posted.

[Xx_CUrSeD bLoNdE_xX]

I destroyed all the GH3, sorry.

I wish my bird would shut up for once in it's existence.

All he wants is a cheezeburger, Walmart, but you wouldn't give one up, Cheezeburger Quuen, would you?

I wish I wish I could repaint my room.

[_.-'[Not Like Pie]'-._]

You paint your room but you paint it an ugly color that you can't wash off or paint over.

I wish for nothing or everything, neither, both, or individual.

[Tuxy]

You get a llama. http://bestsmileys.com/big/11.gif

[TheHuskerDu]

You get a wish because you never implied one.

I wish I wish I had a... dish:)

[I Love Cp Forever]

You get a fish.
I wish for somewhere where i could rest my broken arms, legs and back and let them get well

[Spartn153]

you cut off all your arms and legs and rip out your spine
i wish for nothing

[Mr Booshkah]

You get a hot tub with Rosie O'Donnell in it.:P

I wish I could fly.

[spacedog88]

you fiy into a window

I wish I had more candy from halloween

[JohnLennon64]

You get a hot tub with Rosie O'Donnell in it.:P

I wish I could fly.
You get the power to be invisible
I wish I wasnt bored

[spacedog88]

you get stabed and slowly bleed to death, but your not bored :D

I wish I did'nt have a project due tomorrow

[soccer686]

you fiy into a window

I wish I had more candy from halloween

you get your yard T.P'd
I wish for the person below me to not ruin my wish

[spacedog88]

You get spamed -SPAM-

I wish to be able to type really fast

[_.-'[Not Like Pie]'-._]

You type fast, then spill soda all over your keyboard.

I wish for this wish to be ruined or not be ruined. (Heh. Try this one...)

[walmartshrty]

'-._;436425"]You type fast, then spill soda all over your keyboard.

I wish for this wish to be ruined or not be ruined. (Heh. Try this one...)

You get ruined and un-ruined at the same time. Which makes you get stuck a middle dimension, and you die there. :O

I wish that I had a can of black cherry coke and then it automatically disappears and gets sent to a third world country, where they have no idea what it is, and think it is alien technology.

Ha, beat that.

[Reece15]

you get a tranported to mars and die becuse of no oxygen

i wish i had parents lol

[CopperPython]

you get a tranported to mars and die becuse of no oxygen

i wish i had parents lol

You get grandparents :P
I wish I had some soda.

[Stamy23]

You'll be homeless with no parents :EVIL:

I wish that I could pee-pee on the Official Austrailian Flag :D

I wanna be a yank!

[Spartn153]

You'll be homeless with no parents :EVIL:

I wish that I could pee-pee on the Official Austrailian Flag :D

I wanna be a yank!

you pee-pee on the Official Austrailian Flag but get arested
I wish I play good on my baseball game in a few mins

[CopperPython]

you pee-pee on the Official Austrailian Flag but get arested
I wish I play good on my baseball game in a few mins

But you do terrible and everyone laughs at you (your playing baseball in November? never knew there were leagues during this time of the year)
I wish to have a fun basketball pratice soon!

[Spartn153]

But you do terrible and everyone laughs at you (your playing baseball in November? never knew there were leagues during this time of the year)
I wish to have a fun basketball pratice soon!

Its called fallball/winterball

you do terrible and everyone laughs at you
I wish I play good on my baseball game in a few mins

[CopperPython]

Its called fallball/winterball

you do terrible and everyone laughs at you
I wish I play good on my baseball game in a few mins

The pitcher throws a 110 mph pitch to your face and you have to get 28 stitches.
I wish I had halo 3.

[Spartn153]

you get halo 1
same as before i wish i will play good at my baseball game...

[kyky1771]

You break your finger during warm-ups and your out for the season.

I wish wishing wasn't allowed here.

[spacedog88]

You get slaped

I wish that Senfeild was on T.V.

[Dominati0n]

One of those rare unfunny episodes is now on TV.

I wish I had love.

[L3von]

One of those rare unfunny episodes is now on TV.

I wish I had love.
You get hate.

I wish I wish.

[_.-'[Not Like Pie]'-._]

You receive a pair of striped knitted socks with a Santa wool sweater on your birthday.

I wish that I ;):D:P:O:rolleyes::cool: (BEAT THAT)

[Dominati0n]

You get banned.

Aren't you supposed to grant the peoples wish, but add something bad to it, rather than just giving them the opposite?

I wish for candy.

[Emma23456718]

This is for DOm

You got a poisend tootsie roll!
I wish for a Everything!

[Mercury]

And you get everything, including aids. And you die. A slow. Painful. Death.

I wish for you not to ruin my wish.

[Dominati0n]

I don't ruin your wish, and you live happily ever after.

I wish for $1 million.

[CopperPython]

I don't ruin your wish, and you live happily ever after.

I wish for $1 million.
you get 10,000,000 pennys, start counting.
I wish for an Ipod (mine broke :()

[JohnLennon64]

you get 10,000,000 pennys, start counting.
I wish for an Ipod (mine broke :()
You get a creative zen
I wish RFS made me a mod

[Mercury]

I don't ruin your wish, and you live happily ever after.

I wish for $1 million.

Woah...Did I win or lose?

You get your Ipod but it will only download songs from HighSchool Musical, or Hannah Montana.

[CopperPython]

Woah...Did I win or lose?

You get your Ipod but it will only download songs from HighSchool Musical, or Hannah Montana.

You get a creative zen
I wish RFS made me a mod

RFS perma-banns you with a mod rank :P
I wish Hannah Montana and the HighSchool musical cast to jump off a cliff and kill themselves.

[Mercury]

RFS perma-banns you with a mod rank :P
I wish Hannah Montana and the HighSchool musical cast to jump off a cliff and kill themselves.

Your wish is granted but then 10000's of little kids and weird old men rebel and throw you off a cliff and you are falling, and about to die.

I wish you have a parachute. (with a hole in it HAHAHAHAHAHA)

[CopperPython]

Your wish is granted but then 10000's of little kids and weird old men rebel and throw you off a cliff and you are falling, and about to die.

I wish you have a parachute. (with a hole in it HAHAHAHAHAHA)

But I had thread with me so I sew it back up :P
I wish the whole cliff would fall ontop of you!

[Mercury]

But I had thread with me so I sew it back up :P
I wish the whole cliff would fall ontop of you!

Your wish is granted. But it just lands on top of the planet Mercury. and burns. With you on it.

Hehehe

I wish the next person to ruin my wish has a wonderful, happy, joyful, pleasing, satisfying life.

[Party Boy]

Your wish is granted. But it just lands on top of the planet Mercury. and burns. With you on it.

Hehehe

I wish the next person to ruin my wish has a wonderful, happy, joyful, pleasing, satisfying life.

I'm depressed, anorexic, and lonely. My favorite subject in school (math) has become my worst this year. My brother took our copy of Halo 3 to his friend's house, and now I'll be a lieutenant grade two for atleast another twelve hours. I have severe acne, I'm ugly, most of my friends nolonger talk to me, and there's no sign of life getting better.

I'll probably die young and painfully just so your wish can't be granted.

I wish my copy of Halo would return to me tonight.

[mungoz]

IT returns but its all battered and broken and instead of halo you get street fighter.

I wish i had 3 more wishes...

-mungoz

[Tuxy]

You do, but because you did that wish, you have 2!
I wish beans would eat eachother for 2 seconds.

[Hammy120]

They eat eachother, but it lasted for 2 minuites, not two seconds.

I wish I met Avril Lavigne

[Racecar]

They eat eachother, but it lasted for 2 minuites, not two seconds.

I wish I met Avril Lavigne

She then dies before you see her.

I wish for nothing.

[toadpenguin]

I wish for nothing.
You get anything and everything:D!

I wish I had been as clever as racecar and wished for nothing so that I could get everything I want.

[mungoz]

You become really clever!-not :P

I wish for my wobbly tooth the come out(its really annoying me)....


-mungoz

[Blackhawk101]

You become really clever!-not :P

I wish for my wobbly tooth the come out(its really annoying me)....


-mungoz
The wobbly tooth comes out but dirt infects your gums.

I wish I could meet John Lennon. Sigh...

[Miki_Niki]

You meet George Washington

I wish i could fly:D

[~Mits0~]

You meet George Washington

I wish i could fly:D

You gained 19999999999999999 pounds and ur to fat to fly

I wish for a puppy.

[PaperYoshi]

You receive a mix breed betweeen a pit bull and a dochson... good luck

as for me, i wish to receive a chocolate

[Spartn153]

It melted already...
I wish for a:

[Frozen Angel]

It melted already...
I wish for a:

But it evolved into b:
I wish for a trip around the world in the A380 Airbus.

[The Chosen One]

But it evolved into b:
I wish for a trip around the world in the A380 Airbus.

But they ran out of drinks! :O DUN DUN DUN!!!111

I wish for a pony. :D

[Robo]

But they ran out of drinks! :O DUN DUN DUN!!!111

I wish for a pony. :D

But it turned out to be a apocalypse pony, and it bit your head off.:D

I wish for all the people in the world to bow down to my greatness.:cool:

[Cain]

But it turned out to be a apocalypse pony, and it bit your head off.:D

I wish for all the people in the world to bow down to my greatness.:cool:

*Looks Around*

What greatness?

I wish to go to sleep.

[Robo]

*Looks Around*

What greatness?

I wish to go to sleep.

You go to sleep but you have a bad dream about a penguin with a scary mask on.

I wish I had the power to make wishes.

[Cain]

You go to sleep but you have a bad dream about a penguin with a scary mask on.

I wish I had the power to make wishes.

You go to sleep but you have a bad dream about a penguin with a scary mask on.

But you can't wish anymore. :P

I wish to get a dumb poster under me.

[~Mits0~]

But im not dumb.
I wish I was a penguin :D

[Frozen Angel]

Wish granted. But due to global warming, the poles of the earth melted, causing massive drowning of penguins and polar bears everywhere. Poor dude, and you drowned along with them too.

I wish I could fly to Gold Coast right now in the magnificent A380 Airbus in which they have an unlimited supply of drinks.

[The Chosen One]

Wish granted. But due to global warming, the poles of the earth melted, causing massive drowning of penguins and polar bears everywhere. Poor dude, and you drowned along with them too.

I wish I could fly to Gold Coast right now in the magnificent A380 Airbus in which they have an unlimited supply of drinks.

They ran out of food. :P

I wish for a non-apocolyptic pony.

[watex]

They ran out of food. :P

I wish for a non-apocolyptic pony.

Your wish came true but the pony died on its way to your house. Your parents are 10 billion dollars in debt because of buying the pony and they have to sell their house and possessions now.


I wish to be a CP Mod

[Freebee93]

Your wish came true but the pony died on its way to your house. Your parents are 10 billion dollars in debt because of buying the pony and they have to sell their house and possessions now.


I wish to be a CP Mod
a penguin hacks your account and says wereing the badge i am a staff member and i am hacking and people hate you(:confused:)

I wish I had a billion dollars but did not rob a bank(:cool:)

[Topoftheline]

a penguin hacks your account and says wereing the badge i am a staff member and i am hacking and people hate you(:confused:)

I wish I had a billion dollars but did not rob a bank(:cool:)

But where do you think all that money came from? Soon many are poor and you are forced to give the poor your money. :P

I wish for something.

[kidbopper]

But where do you think all that money came from? Soon many are poor and you are forced to give the poor your money. :P

I wish for something.

yOU DID'T GET THAT SOMETHING SO U DIED


I WISH FOR CHEESE A BIG BALL OF CHEESE THAT I DID NOT STEAL

[_.-'[Not Like Pie]'-._]

You get it, but a mutant ninja mouse steals it and punches you.

I wish for _(fill in blank)_.

[Frozen Angel]

'-._;443611"]
I wish for _nothing_.

I filled in the blank for you. You wish for nothing, so you get nothing.

I wish I could fly to Gold Coast right now in the magnificent A380 Airbus in which they have an unlimited supply of food and drinks.

[Peng_boy]

I filled in the blank for you. You wish for nothing, so you get nothing.

I wish I could fly to Gold Coast right now in the magnificent A380 Airbus in which they have an unlimited supply of food and drinks.

your just gonna have to wait a few months
I wish i was a life-time member in club penguin

[Vital Viper]

your just gonna have to wait a few months
I wish i was a life-time member in club penguin
Your penguin gets banned and you only get to use one day of the life time membership.

I wish for My own sub forum!

http://penguinforum.miniclip.com/forumdisplay.php?f=47

[Peng_boy]

Your penguin gets banned and you only get to use one day of the life time membership.

I wish for My own sub forum!

http://penguinforum.miniclip.com/forumdisplay.php?f=47

you wish has come true.
I wish that i had a 1000gb hard drive computer

[Party Boy]

Your penguin gets banned and you only get to use one day of the life time membership.

I wish for My own sub forum!

http://penguinforum.miniclip.com/forumdisplay.php?f=47

Is it really a wish if you already have it? Your sub-forum was created in an alternate universe and actually belongs to your opposite.

I wish everyone would continue their lives not knowing who I am.

[Peng_boy]

Is it really a wish if you already have it? Your sub-forum was created in an alternate universe and actually belongs to your opposite.

I wish everyone would continue their lives not knowing who I am.

i wouldn't like to be like 10,000 years old
I wish i could fly

[Vital Viper]

i wouldn't like to be like 10,000 years old
I wish i could fly
you get hit by a plane.

I wish to meet my opposite and get my subforum back.

[Frozen Angel]

Some bird-hunters mistook you for a bird and shot you down.
I wish Club Penguin was a place in REAL life.

Edit: you get hit by a plane.

I wish to meet my opposite and get my subforum back.

You met your opposite but he dumped your subforum in some rotten rubbish dump in some deserted corner of the earth before you could retrieve it back.

[Peng_boy]

Some bird-hunters mistook you for a bird and shot you down.
I wish Club Penguin was a place in REAL life.

you would freeze to death unless you are a penguin
I wish that i was a lawyer

[Frozen Angel]

you would freeze to death unless you are a penguin
I wish that i was a lawyer

You were a big failure and always lost, thus nobody wanted to be your client.
I wish for a bowl of fresh apples that will never rot.

[Peng_boy]

You were a big failure and always lost, thus nobody wanted to be your client.
I wish for a bowl of fresh apples that will never rot.

You need something to do that
I wish my penguin was blind

[Party Boy]

you get hit by a plane.

I wish to meet my opposite and get my subforum back.

RFS pulls some string with top secret scientists who have a inter-dimensional portal prototype. You find your opposite (A four legged mongoose who isn't vital to the world), and he gives you back your sub-forum. The government finds out that you used the portal for personal gain and takes you sub-forum and gives it to RFS.

I wish Vital Viper wouldn't get his sub-forum back (yes I'm using reverse psychology).

[Vital Viper]

RFS pulls some string with top secret scientists who have a inter-dimensional portal prototype. You find your opposite (A four legged mongoose who isn't vital to the world), and he gives you back your sub-forum. The government finds out that you used the portal for personal gain and takes you sub-forum and gives it to RFS.

I wish Vital Viper wouldn't get his sub-forum back (yes I'm using reverse psychology).
RFS Gives it back to him for Christmas.

I wish For Party Boy to have whatever he doesn't want ;)

[Viren]

He Got it

I Wish I Was The Creator of cp