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Dracophile
29 October 2007, 10:21 PM
Honestly I don't know what this is, so here's johnlennon64 to explain for me:

It goes like this you insert something into the vending machine like this"
I insert a ninja star

Then the person below you would answer like this"
You get an angry ninja because you stole his ninja star
I insert a xbox

And it would just continue like that

So I suppose let's start it out with "I insert an xbox".

Zelrio
29 October 2007, 10:22 PM
Honestly I don't know what this is, so here's johnlennon64 to explain for me:



So I suppose let's start it out with "I insert an xbox".

You get a 1million dollar coupon on any Microsoft product- from Bill Gates.


Edit: I don't understand this. o.o

I insert a bottle of coke.

JohnLennon64
29 October 2007, 10:29 PM
You get a 1million dollar coupon on any Microsoft product- from Bill Gates.


Edit: I don't understand this. o.o

I insert a bottle of coke.
you get a bottle of pepsi
I insert some inceance(sp?)

!~Hi/2 o o 6~!
29 October 2007, 10:31 PM
you get a bottle of pepsi
I insert some inceance(sp?)

What?

I insert a Buck-Eight-Five. ($1.85) :P

Arvinpat
29 October 2007, 10:39 PM
What?

I insert a Buck-Eight-Five. ($1.85) :P

Your Money Gets Eaten but Then Gives Out A Winning 1,000,000 Lottery Ticket


I Insert A Person Named Cody:rolleyes:...

JohnLennon64
29 October 2007, 10:40 PM
What?

I insert a Buck-Eight-Five. ($1.85) :P
You get an overpriced pack of Skittles
I insert Chuck Norris
EDIT:Arvinpat gets someone named George

Arvinpat
29 October 2007, 10:52 PM
You get an overpriced pack of Skittles
I insert Chuck Norris
EDIT:Arvinpat gets someone named George

You get Round Housed Kicked By Chuck Norris

I Insert Vital Viper

JohnLennon64
29 October 2007, 10:53 PM
You get Round Housed Kicked By Chuck Norris

I Insert Vital Viper
You get his ego
I insert John Lennon

Zelrio
29 October 2007, 10:54 PM
You get his ego
I insert John Lennon

You get the number 64.

I insert a smiley face. :)

JohnLennon64
29 October 2007, 10:57 PM
You get the number 64.

I insert a smiley face. :)
You get my favorite smilie:shout:
I insert a bomb

spacedog88
29 October 2007, 11:01 PM
you die

I insert a block of cheese

JohnLennon64
29 October 2007, 11:02 PM
you die

I insert a block of cheese
*I come back to life*
You get some moldy cheese
I insert a CD walkman

Arvinpat
29 October 2007, 11:13 PM
You End up Getting A Broken Radio Mp3 From The dollar Store.


I Insert Chips

Frynder
29 October 2007, 11:17 PM
You get the crumbs back.

I insert a remote control

Zelrio
29 October 2007, 11:19 PM
You get the crumbs back.

I insert a remote control


You get a plasma screen TV..... Made by sony.


I insert a phone book.

Arvinpat
29 October 2007, 11:20 PM
You get the crumbs back.

I insert a remote control

You End Up Getting A Robot T-Rex But then you figure out that is isn't a Remote Control T-Rex....

You get a plasma screen TV..... Made by sony.


I insert a phone book.

You end Up Getting a Random Persons Phone Number....

I Insert Homework

Bill Rimers
29 October 2007, 11:30 PM
You get a dog chewed homework paper.

I insert a dollar!

Zelrio
29 October 2007, 11:31 PM
You get a dog chewed homework paper.

I insert a dollar!

You get a penny,

I insert a penguin.

Arvinpat
29 October 2007, 11:45 PM
You get a penny,

I insert a penguin.

You get Billybob

I Insert A Beta Hat

Laxster™
29 October 2007, 11:51 PM
You get happy Beta Testers.
I insert a lit match.

Bill Rimers
29 October 2007, 11:58 PM
You get a bomb with a lit fuse.

I insert noodles!

spacedog88
30 October 2007, 12:04 AM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You get a bomb with a lit fuse.

I insert noodles!

you get dry noddles

I insert a sock

Oceanside344
30 October 2007, 12:12 AM
It comes out a shoe.

I insert my finger.

Putty
30 October 2007, 01:21 AM
You get a rabid tasmanian devil on your finger

I put in the only copy of SSBB in the world

Tuxy
30 October 2007, 01:34 AM
You get a sign saying: SUCKER! IM SELLIN THIS ON eBAY!
I put in RFS's lizard.

I Love Cp Forever
30 October 2007, 01:38 AM
RFS comes out and strangles you to death...
I insert in myself

Tuxy
30 October 2007, 01:40 AM
You are eaten by RFS's hungrey lizard.
I put in a jar of jelly.*HINTHINT.*

JohnLennon64
30 October 2007, 02:10 AM
You are eaten by RFS's hungrey lizard.
I put in a jar of jelly.*HINTHINT.*
You get a cd,you listen to it,ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLYTIME
I insert a note that says "give me free stuff"

Djquecumber
30 October 2007, 02:15 AM
You get a cd,you listen to it,ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLYTIME
I insert a note that says "give me free stuff"

You get a note that says "You have to pay:P."

I insert a word with orange text.

Spartn153
30 October 2007, 02:20 AM
You get green text.
I insert Master Chief!
I'm prblably going to get the Arbiter.

JohnLennon64
30 October 2007, 02:22 AM
You get green text.
I insert Master Chief!
I'm prblably going to get the Arbiter.
You get a pizza!
I insert some gold coins

Putty
30 October 2007, 02:23 AM
You get a raseberry

I insert mama luigi

Djquecumber
30 October 2007, 02:25 AM
You get a raseberry

I insert mama luigi

You get Mario.

I insert a Rare Green Canadian Moose.

Spartn153
30 October 2007, 02:25 AM
YOU GET MAMA MARIO!
I insert the Arbiter

Putty
30 October 2007, 02:28 AM
YOU GET MAMA MARIO!
I insert the Arbiter

You gte the best thing in the world
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a77/putty502/luigistupid.jpg

I insert in vival's ego(kinda hard to fit in)

JohnLennon64
30 October 2007, 02:28 AM
YOU GET MAMA MARIO!
I insert the Arbiter
You get the master chief
I insert some coke cola

Djquecumber
30 October 2007, 02:28 AM
YOU GET MAMA MARIO!
I insert the Arbiter

You get a guy named Bob.

I insert a glass bottle of Coca Cola.



I got beat by johnlennon64.

Spartn153
30 October 2007, 02:29 AM
you get water
I insert everything!

Putty
30 October 2007, 02:31 AM
you get water
I insert everything!

You gte volvic revive, its got gingsing and guarana and will help keep you alert!
http://www.talkingretail.com/a/main/063D8AEA-1B92-11D9-A258-B96F2D727A86/82E33D6A-EF25-11DB-A121-F23D8B68B567/0116625E-F7DF-11DB-B9C9-E504A4B08DCD.jpg

i insert 42

Djquecumber
30 October 2007, 02:33 AM
You gte volvic revive, its got gingsing and guarana and will help keep you alert!
http://www.talkingretail.com/a/main/063D8AEA-1B92-11D9-A258-B96F2D727A86/82E33D6A-EF25-11DB-A121-F23D8B68B567/0116625E-F7DF-11DB-B9C9-E504A4B08DCD.jpg

i insert 42

You get -42.

I insert a Ghost Sheet.

JohnLennon64
30 October 2007, 02:34 AM
You gte volvic revive, its got gingsing and guarana and will help keep you alert!
http://www.talkingretail.com/a/main/063D8AEA-1B92-11D9-A258-B96F2D727A86/82E33D6A-EF25-11DB-A121-F23D8B68B567/0116625E-F7DF-11DB-B9C9-E504A4B08DCD.jpg

i insert 42
You get the meaning of life
I insert some worn out shoes

Spartn153
30 October 2007, 02:34 AM
you get a princess costume
I put in a worthog

JohnLennon64
30 October 2007, 02:49 AM
you get a princess costume
I put in a worthog
You get a Chopper
I insert a Banshee

Mr.Explicit
30 October 2007, 03:24 AM
You get teleported into the halo 3 game
I give put in a missle launcher

Spartn153
30 October 2007, 04:41 AM
you get a SPlazer
I put in my new map from forge: Death's Chamber

spacedog88
30 October 2007, 04:50 AM
You get a map drawn on a sock by a three year old.

I put in a T.V.

Arvinpat
30 October 2007, 05:03 AM
You get a map drawn on a sock by a three year old.

I put in a T.V.

You Get No Cable...

I Wish For Elites

Tuxy
30 October 2007, 11:21 AM
You get a newb.:P
I put in my keyboard.

11dx11
30 October 2007, 11:23 AM
You get a newb.:P
I put in my keyboard.

Then it falls right back out, but broken :P

I insert a spoon.

Knockey
30 October 2007, 01:45 PM
Then it falls right back out, but broken :P

I insert a spoon.

You get season one of Rugrats on DVD.

I insert a packet of markers.:rolleyes:

Viren
30 October 2007, 01:50 PM
They Become Alive And Scribble on your face
I Insert A Limo

Knockey
30 October 2007, 02:10 PM
They Become Alive And Scribble on your face
I Insert A Limo

The limo gets squashed and turns bright pink...you now have a bright pink two seater!

I inseat a bed.

Mr.Explicit
30 October 2007, 02:46 PM
You lay in your bed, and the bed folds back into the wall and squashes you
I insert MIchael Jackson

Arvinpat
30 October 2007, 03:32 PM
You lay in your bed, and the bed folds back into the wall and squashes you
I insert MIchael Jackson

You Get Janet Jackson

I Insert Peter Griffin

cheese rox
30 October 2007, 06:17 PM
You get Stewie Griffin

I put in a vending machine.

High-Tech®
30 October 2007, 06:20 PM
Sadly, it doesnt fit.

I insert a lottery ticket worth 50000000million.

vamp neko
30 October 2007, 07:25 PM
i eventuly get it out after destroying the vending machien

i insert a bar of fudge (into the new one)

Pirateninja
30 October 2007, 08:10 PM
i eventuly get it out after destroying the vending machien

i insert a bar of fudge (into the new one)


You receive Bacon (WTC?)

I insert a Guitar

Freebee93
30 October 2007, 08:47 PM
You get season one of Rugrats on DVD.

I insert a packet of markers.:rolleyes:

you get a million dollars:|
i insert all my stuff and a note saying: "GIVE ME THE MONEY!!!!!"

JohnLennon64
30 October 2007, 09:34 PM
you get a million dollars:|
i insert all my stuff and a note saying: "GIVE ME THE MONEY!!!!!"
A penny shoots out at you
I insert a atom bomb that is set to blow up in 1 second

Stamy23
30 October 2007, 09:36 PM
But it gets squished and you end up with a Buffay

I insert a toy tractor

JohnLennon64
30 October 2007, 09:38 PM
But it gets squished and you end up with a Buffay

I insert a toy tractor
you get a real tractor
I insert a note that says johnlennon64 rocks

Stamy23
30 October 2007, 09:41 PM
it comes out saying

johnlennon sucks.

I insert a new smiley

Laxster™
30 October 2007, 11:01 PM
You get Smiled back. :)
I insert a Nuke!
[Probably everyone will die]

kogeck
30 October 2007, 11:03 PM
You get Smiled back. :)
I insert a Nuke!
[Probably everyone will die]

It's not lit. =D
I insert a donut.

Xx_CUrSeD bLoNdE_xX
30 October 2007, 11:12 PM
You get a muffin!

I insert a caterpillar. =O

Laxster™
30 October 2007, 11:15 PM
You get a muffin!

I insert a caterpillar. =O

It is a cute Butter Fly.
I insert a Brisk.

Spartn153
31 October 2007, 01:41 AM
you get a whale
I insert a pool of acid!

Oceanside344
31 October 2007, 02:52 AM
You get it up your nose.

I insert $0.25

Boyinhood
31 October 2007, 02:54 AM
You get it up your nose.

I insert $0.25
You get a dollar
I insert a scary coffin

Spartn153
31 October 2007, 02:56 AM
you get a vampire
I insert a shotgun

Yellowtail
31 October 2007, 05:28 PM
BANG BANG BANG
Whoops, hit your face

I insert a SMASHED PS3

Freebee93
31 October 2007, 05:54 PM
BANG BANG BANG
Whoops, hit your face

I insert a SMASHED PS3
it pings back at you i insert a mona lisa

Zelrio
31 October 2007, 06:16 PM
it pings back at you i insert a mona lisa

It comes to life and chases after you.

I insert a pencil.

Yellowtail
31 October 2007, 07:17 PM
You recieve a POKE IN THE EYE TRONIC 3000
I insert a OUCHBOT 3000

I Love Cp Forever
01 November 2007, 09:21 AM
It comes out as a OuchBot 1, I insert in a penguin

Frozen Angel
01 November 2007, 09:36 AM
The penguin jumps out swiftly and starts chasing after you.
I put in this guy :scootz:.

Freebee93
01 November 2007, 11:30 AM
The penguin jumps out swiftly and starts chasing after you.
I put in this guy :scootz:.
He becomes an evil genuis i insert a computer (286)

penguindude515
01 November 2007, 02:17 PM
He becomes an evil genuis i insert a computer (286)

You gotta insert something.

I insert Google

Dib86
01 November 2007, 03:03 PM
You gotta insert something.

I insert Google

You get a Google toolbar ;).

I insert a headcrab from the Half-Life series.

Yellowtail
01 November 2007, 05:03 PM
You receive a Headlouse

I insert a leaked copy of super smash bros brawl

Xx_CUrSeD bLoNdE_xX
01 November 2007, 09:40 PM
You get a squished chocolate bar.

I insert bubblegum!

Zelrio
01 November 2007, 09:42 PM
You get a squished chocolate bar.

I insert bubblegum!

The bubblegum comes to life and chews you.

I insert a Chinese dragon.

Frynder
02 November 2007, 12:44 AM
You receive the charred ashes of the vending machine in return.

I insert a mushroom into the new, non-burnt-to-a-crisp vending machine.

TRi
02 November 2007, 12:59 AM
You receive the charred ashes of the vending machine in return.

I insert a mushroom into the new, non-burnt-to-a-crisp vending machine.

You get a hungary Mario.

I insert Micheal Moore.

JohnLennon64
02 November 2007, 01:03 AM
You get a hungary Mario.

I insert Micheal Moore.
you get back a note that says sweet
I insert RFS

I Love Cp Forever
02 November 2007, 01:06 AM
His dragon comes out and kills you.
I insert a lolcat

soccer686
02 November 2007, 01:11 AM
His dragon comes out and kills you.
I insert a lolcat

and you get another one
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4606/funnycutecats1uq6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I insert a soccer ball

JohnLennon64
02 November 2007, 01:13 AM
and you get another one
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4606/funnycutecats1uq6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I insert a soccer ball
you get a football
I insert my math homework

TheHuskerDu
02 November 2007, 02:01 AM
I do it for you with all of the incorrect answers and then ship it back to you.

I insert a nickel.

I Love Cp Forever
02 November 2007, 02:05 AM
It comes out as a dime. I insert a wet towel

TRi
02 November 2007, 02:14 AM
It comes out as a dime. I insert a wet towel

Vending Machines don't accept wet towels, Silly!

I insert $0.25

Spartn153
02 November 2007, 02:17 AM
you get nothing:P
I insert a chopper

TRi
02 November 2007, 02:23 AM
you get nothing:P
I insert a chopper

Darn, I get nothing? *Starts kicking machine in dis-approval*

You get RFS.

I insert more money in the hope of actually getting something.

Mr Booshkah
02 November 2007, 02:25 AM
Darn, I get nothing? *Starts kicking machine in dis-approval*

You get RFS.

I insert more money in the hope of actually getting something.

The vending machine spits the money back out(Hey, at least you got something):P

I insert Michael Jackson's nose......

TRi
02 November 2007, 02:27 AM
The vending machine spits the money back out(Hey, at least you got something):P

I insert Michael Jackson's nose......
Darn it Machine!

You get Micheal Moore.

I inster the same money in the hope of it accepting it. Also, I press E5.

JohnLennon64
02 November 2007, 02:37 AM
Darn it Machine!

You get Micheal Moore.

I inster the same money in the hope of it accepting it. Also, I press E5.
some candy starts to come out but it gets cought on that metal coil thingy
I insert a picture of John Lennon

Spartn153
02 November 2007, 02:39 AM
You get John Lennon .
I inser a scorpion tank and Megatron

!~Hi/2 o o 6~!
02 November 2007, 02:41 AM
You get John Lennon .

And you insert?

I insert a bottle of Coke.

Spartn153
02 November 2007, 02:44 AM
And you insert?

I insert a bottle of Coke.

you get a bottle O' rum
read edits next time ok?
I insert a nuke strapped around 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000 atom bombs

JohnLennon64
02 November 2007, 02:45 AM
And you insert?

I insert a bottle of Coke.
You get a bottle of pepsi
I insert some zombie meat

Mr Booshkah
02 November 2007, 02:47 AM
you get a bottle O' rum
read edits next time ok?
I insert a nuke strapped around 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000 atom bombs

You get them back(They were duds).

I insert Tom Brady's chances of getting an STD.

spacedog88
02 November 2007, 03:33 AM
you get a little paper saying "I dunno"

I insert myself

Dib86
02 November 2007, 12:29 PM
You get bones.

I insert the Portal Gun from the game Portal.

JohnLennon64
02 November 2007, 10:26 PM
You get bones.

I insert the Portal Gun from the game Portal.there is now a portal below you and you fall into a bottomless pit
I insert some puke

penguindude515
02 November 2007, 10:42 PM
there is now a portal below you and you fall into a bottomless pit
I insert some puke

You get a blender.
I insert a coin. (Why wouldn't I?)

Spartn153
02 November 2007, 10:46 PM
you were scammed and got nothing:P

i put in a grenade

JohnLennon64
02 November 2007, 11:20 PM
you were scammed and got nothing:P

i put in a grenade
thanks alot,now the vending machine is broken
I cant insert anything because the vending machine blew up

Freebee93
02 November 2007, 11:25 PM
a new machine comes from nowhere i insert this post which will also self-destruct in 00.1seconds!

penguindude515
02 November 2007, 11:33 PM
a new machine comes from nowhere i insert this post which will also self-destruct in 00.1seconds!

The post self destructs before anything happens so nothing happens.

I insert a snake. :vitalviper:

walmartshrty
02 November 2007, 11:40 PM
The post self destructs before anything happens so nothing happens.

I insert a snake. :vitalviper:

Out comes Anaconda...:O Same thing but BIGGER.

-Inserts a blurry sig-

spacedog88
02 November 2007, 11:44 PM
You get a blurry avvy

I insert Family guy

Mikepain911
03 November 2007, 12:33 AM
You get all seasons of Family Guy on DVD.

I put in.......a penguin.

JohnLennon64
03 November 2007, 12:46 AM
You get all seasons of Family Guy on DVD.

I put in.......a penguin.
you get a dragon
I insert the Soul Coughing CD "El Oso"

Black Skully
03 November 2007, 12:59 AM
You get nothing because its an all American Vending Machine

I insert a cracked skull...

Dib86
03 November 2007, 06:34 AM
You get nothing because its an all American Vending Machine

I insert a cracked skull...

You get dinosaur bones.

I insert a gigantic anaconda.

Party Boy
03 November 2007, 06:57 AM
You get dinosaur bones.

I insert a gigantic anaconda.

You get a Snakes on a Plane dvd.

I insert a bag of blue LEGOs.

Jimmy574
03 November 2007, 07:28 AM
You get a Snakes on a Plane dvd.

I insert a bag of bag of blue LEGOs.

You get the same bag, but the blue Legos are made into a blue penguin.

I rip this forum off of the Internet and insert it.

And "Bag of bag of?" You need grammar practice.

Dib86
03 November 2007, 09:56 AM
You get the same bag, but the blue Legos are made into a blue penguin.

I rip this forum off of the Internet and insert it.

And "Bag of bag of?" You need grammar practice.

You get the forum back

I insert 500 pieces of pies with a bullsquid from the Half-Life series.

mungoz
03 November 2007, 10:03 AM
You get a bullsquid pie!

I insert a vending machine blower upper...

-mungoz

Abbx
04 November 2007, 03:30 AM
The vending machine is too smart for it and destroys it immediately....and out comes ashes =D.

I insert a Mario Plushie.

PaperYoshi
05 November 2007, 03:05 AM
You get my homework ( i swapped it for the plushie, it is my second one :P)

I insert a muffin

JohnLennon64
05 November 2007, 03:08 AM
You get my homework ( i swapped it for the plushie, it is my second one :P)

I insert a muffin
You get a cupcake
I insert another vending machine

PaperYoshi
05 November 2007, 03:14 AM
You recieve a penny! ( it fell out while shoving the vending machine in)

I put in a small size tootsie roll

Frozen Angel
05 November 2007, 09:37 AM
You get a toilet roll instead.
I insert my school.

Freebee93
05 November 2007, 11:45 AM
you get a bigger stricter ore homework giving school
i insert zelrio

Frozen Angel
06 November 2007, 10:24 AM
you get a bigger stricter ore homework giving school
i insert zelrio

You get his soap. (his location).

I insert Optimus Prime.

Freebee93
06 November 2007, 11:39 AM
You get his soap. (his location).

I insert Optimus Prime.
You get a one million dollar cheque from bill gates
i inseret my computer and a note saying trade this for a windows vista?

Cain
06 November 2007, 12:28 PM
You get a one million dollar cheque from bill gates
i inseret my computer and a note saying trade this for a windows vista?

You get Windows Vista. (Though I can't imagine why... :P)

I insert my Halloween loot.

kidbopper
07 November 2007, 12:47 AM
You get Windows Vista. (Though I can't imagine why... :P)

I insert my Halloween loot.
you get carrots and spinach back


I put in my clubpenguin account in to the machine

Putty
07 November 2007, 01:16 AM
you get a dried lizard

I insert in Kidbopper who was next to me at the time

Lily
07 November 2007, 01:20 AM
The Kipbopper malfunctions because of you do it too fast and explodes.

I insert a moose

spacedog88
07 November 2007, 01:27 AM
You get a Camel

I put in sims 2

worldking01
07 November 2007, 01:32 AM
You get a Camel

I put in sims 2

you get sims 3 (you lucky duck)


I insert a milky way bar

Boyinhood
07 November 2007, 01:38 AM
you get sims 3 (you lucky duck)


I insert a milky way bar
You get a snickers.
I insert the computer.

Oceanside344
07 November 2007, 02:01 AM
You get it back, but with no memory.

I insert rotten cheese.:P

Hellopayton
07 November 2007, 02:31 AM
You get something even worse... you get E.T for the Atari.

Putty
07 November 2007, 02:33 AM
i insert in a holy magicarp

JohnLennon64
07 November 2007, 03:18 AM
i insert in a holy magicarp
you get ???
I insert myself

Frozen Angel
07 November 2007, 08:00 AM
you get ???
I insert myself

You get John Lennon.
I insert Elvis Presley.

Dib86
07 November 2007, 12:27 PM
You get John Lennon.
I insert Elvis Presley.

You get the piano.

I insert A FARM.

Miki_Niki
07 November 2007, 12:42 PM
You get ran over by a herd of cows

i insert a :P

Mrblack dud
07 November 2007, 10:06 PM
You get Eggs.

I insert my eyeball.

Oceanside344
08 November 2007, 01:16 AM
It gets stuck so you are a cyclops.

I insert a pen.

Falcon3
08 November 2007, 01:29 AM
and then you get inked in the face

i insert a wii...

Notre
08 November 2007, 01:42 AM
and then you get inked in the face

i insert a wii...
and you get a PS3.

I insert a panda...

Mrblack dud
08 November 2007, 01:53 AM
You get a Elephant.

I insert my computer.

Putty
08 November 2007, 02:20 AM
you dont know what you get because you cnat see this post

I insert tyranosaurous alan

Frozen Angel
08 November 2007, 06:16 AM
you dont know what you get because you cnat see this post

I insert tyranosaurous alan

You get a Dromiceiomimus Idiot.
I insert a French Lexicon.

penguindude515
09 November 2007, 04:55 PM
You get a Dromiceiomimus Idiot.
I insert a French Lexicon.

You get a fortune cookie.

I insert a slinky.

Freebee93
09 November 2007, 05:18 PM
you get bright pink walls in your room
i insert a one million dollar cheque from my bank account too the next person that posts

Tuxy
09 November 2007, 05:22 PM
YEA! I get all your money!
I wish a llama will fart.

Freebee93
09 November 2007, 08:22 PM
YEA! I get all your money!
I wish a llama will fart.
You get a billion dollars
gr... I insert tuxy so he will get destroyed on his way through and i get my money agian:P

JohnLennon64
09 November 2007, 11:05 PM
You get a billion dollars
gr... I insert tuxy so he will get destroyed on his way through and i get my money agian:P
You get tuxys dead body and double your money
I insert the red hot chili peppers

coolmanos
10 November 2007, 03:28 AM
You get tuxys dead body and double your money
I insert the red hot chili peppers

come out with red sweet chilli peppers.
put in computer.

TheHuskerDu
10 November 2007, 10:37 PM
I receive it and download proxies and trojans.
I put in a cup of love.:)

Bsbgirl
11 November 2007, 04:01 AM
I receive it and download proxies and trojans.
I put in a cup of love.:)

You get a cup of ugly. ;)

I insert an armadillo.

Arvinpat
11 November 2007, 04:32 AM
You get a cup of ugly. ;)

I insert an armadillo.

A N00b asks
"Whats An Armadillo?"

I Insert A n00b!

JohnLennon64
11 November 2007, 04:35 AM
A N00b asks
"Whats An Armadillo?"

I Insert A n00b!
you get a newb
I insert a noun

Pingu Chippa
11 November 2007, 10:11 AM
comes out as a table

inserts a vending machine

Freebee93
11 November 2007, 11:49 AM
you get soda i insert a one million dollar check from bill gates..........

!!Boom!!
11 November 2007, 01:26 PM
You get one million dollar but a car hits you and you die
I insert myself :O ouch.....

The Chosen One
11 November 2007, 01:43 PM
I get you and I sell you on eBay. :P

I insert your mommy.

!!Boom!!
11 November 2007, 02:32 PM
you get vanished from the face of earth(i suspect that my mom killed you :O)
I insert a bomb

AkaBob22
11 November 2007, 03:22 PM
you get vanished from the face of earth(i suspect that my mom killed you :O)
I insert a bomb

The bomb is defective and it explodes for no reason when touched by !!Boom!!.

I insert a pebble.

Laxster™
11 November 2007, 03:32 PM
I get a concussion.
I throw crunk juice as hard as I possibly can.

coolmanos
11 November 2007, 03:47 PM
I get a concussion.
I throw crunk juice as hard as I possibly can.

it is poisend, and u get food poisoning for some reason.
puts in halo 3 disc

Arvinpat
11 November 2007, 10:45 PM
it is poisend, and u get food poisoning for some reason.
puts in halo 3 disc

You get Halo 2

I Insert My Xbox360

Lighthouse
12 November 2007, 02:07 PM
You get a Guitar.
In goes Guitar Hero 3.:D

Laxster™
12 November 2007, 02:10 PM
You get a Guitar.
In goes Guitar Hero 3.:D
Yes! I get Guitar Hero 3 [ Only have GH2 ]
I throw an easter bunny.

esl1000
13 November 2007, 12:00 AM
Yes! I get Guitar Hero 3 [ Only have GH2 ]
I throw an easter bunny.
you get 10 egg yolks. I insert Santa Claus... :D

arceus121
14 November 2007, 04:34 PM
you get 10 egg yolks. I insert Santa Claus... :D

you get a very big bill i insert chewit dude

legoless
14 November 2007, 05:27 PM
you get a very big bill i insert chewit dude

You get Paintboy100. I insert a peanut.

Dib86
14 November 2007, 05:38 PM
You get an elephant.

I insert a puppy.

Oceanside344
15 November 2007, 02:27 AM
You get a leash.

I insert a :scary: smilie.

penguindude515
15 November 2007, 02:34 AM
You get a leash.

I insert a :scary: smilie.

You receive a :scary: smily.

I insert a brownie.

<><:riley4lyfe:><>™
15 November 2007, 02:39 AM
u receive a pony =. D!

i insert scooby doo = ]

esl1000
15 November 2007, 05:01 AM
You get a bone

I insert RFS

Snappyguy928
15 November 2007, 05:08 AM
You get a Vital Viper.

I insert a jester hat.

spacedog88
15 November 2007, 05:14 AM
You get a crown

I insert a block of ice

Frozen Angel
15 November 2007, 06:59 AM
You get a crown

I insert a block of ice

You get a puddle of chilled water.

I insert an alarm clock.

Arvinpat
15 November 2007, 07:02 AM
You get a puddle of chilled water.

I insert an alarm clock.

You Wake up every minute...

I insert Cheetos

Frozen Angel
15 November 2007, 07:07 AM
You Wake up every minute...

I insert Cheetos

You get a sack of cheese powder.

I insert Arvinpat.

The.One.Hero
16 November 2007, 12:37 PM
You get arvinpat :o

I insert a racecar

11dx11
16 November 2007, 12:39 PM
You get arvinpat :o

I insert a racecar

Nothing comes out. You've just been ripped off by a vending machine!

I insert a penny.

The.One.Hero
16 November 2007, 12:44 PM
You get 0.01 of a can of soda

I insert ^_^

!!Boom!!
16 November 2007, 12:52 PM
You get -_- ....
I insert a wii

The.One.Hero
16 November 2007, 12:53 PM
You get a toilet!! Yay!! (joke)

I insert a 'microsoft word'

mischiefmake
16 November 2007, 10:32 PM
You get Bill Gates.
In goes a panda...

Phrax
16 November 2007, 11:59 PM
You get Bill Gates.
In goes a panda...

you get bamboo.

i insert an elephant (is that even possible)

Oceanside344
17 November 2007, 01:52 AM
You get peanuts.

I insert a picture of Ralph Wiggum.

ryaniscool
17 November 2007, 03:16 AM
you get a dictionary i insert a street light

Phrax
17 November 2007, 03:35 AM
you get a street.

i put in the universe

ryaniscool
17 November 2007, 03:36 AM
u get a black hole

i put in short shorts

Phrax
17 November 2007, 03:37 AM
u get a black hole

i put in short shorts

you get dukes of hazards.

i put in skittles

Arvinpat
17 November 2007, 03:37 AM
You get a sack of cheese powder.

I insert Arvinpat.

:O since when do I Fit in the Vending machine?:rolleyes:

u get a black hole

i put in short shorts

You Get short-Shorts:rolleyes:

I Insert Frozen Angel:D

ryaniscool
17 November 2007, 03:38 AM
and you get a rainbow

i put in talking llamas

Phrax
17 November 2007, 03:38 AM
:O since when do I Fit in the Vending machine?:rolleyes:



You Get short-Shorts:rolleyes:

I Insert Frozen Angel:D


you get melted devil

i put in myself...how can i get anything back?

ryaniscool
17 November 2007, 03:48 AM
you get pwned

i put a hairball in

Phrax
17 November 2007, 03:49 AM
you get a dead cat.

i put in ryan!...dont answer, i get D-day.

ryaniscool
17 November 2007, 03:50 AM
ryan gets loved

first whats Dday?

i put in a airconditioner

Phrax
17 November 2007, 03:52 AM
ryan gets loved

first whats Dday?

i put in a airconditioner

you get hot air.

d-day is the battle of Normady. a big fight in the WW2. come to think of it, you started WW2.

i put in a dog

Arvinpat
17 November 2007, 05:44 AM
you get hot air.

d-day is the battle of Normady. a big fight in the WW2. come to think of it, you started WW2.

i put in a dog

You get cat.

I insert WW2

Phrax
17 November 2007, 02:37 PM
You get cat.

I insert WW2

you get hitler

i insert >:cool:

Miki_Niki
17 November 2007, 04:00 PM
you get :rolleyes:

i insert my saxophone (yes i play the saxophone:rolleyes:)

JohnLennon64
17 November 2007, 05:15 PM
you get :rolleyes:

i insert my saxophone (yes i play the saxophone:rolleyes:)
You get my bass guitar
I insert a cheezburger

arceus121
18 November 2007, 05:39 AM
You get my bass guitar
I insert a cheezburger

u get a hamburger
i insert homer simpson

Phrax
20 November 2007, 12:52 AM
you get bart.

i insert the world

Falcon3
20 November 2007, 03:19 AM
you get a slap in the face.

i put in a chocolate bar and then i get...

Frozen Angel
20 November 2007, 07:02 AM
You get a cup of hot chocolate poured onto your head.
I insert a Falcon.

Phrax
20 November 2007, 12:21 PM
you get a bald eagle.
i put in China...

Falcon3
21 November 2007, 02:03 AM
you get a message from a chinese man saying "you have shoved my home in a vending machine and i must now chop off your arms"

i put in some yummy skittles

Phrax
21 November 2007, 02:42 AM
you get them thrown at you by the chinese villagers that are now stuck in the Vending Machine

I put in a peice of a puzzle

Tuxy
21 November 2007, 03:07 AM
You get 4,999,999,999 peices of the same puzzle
Cool eh? http://penguinforum.miniclip.com/images/smilies/winkT.png

cpduhe
21 November 2007, 03:39 AM
Cool eh? http://penguinforum.miniclip.com/images/smilies/winkT.png

You get nothing because you did not insert anything.

I insert this post.

Phrax
21 November 2007, 03:41 AM
you get this post

i put in a robot

spacedog88
21 November 2007, 03:43 AM
You get banned

I insert a hat

Frozen Angel
21 November 2007, 03:46 AM
You get a cap.
I insert a Spacedog.

Phrax
21 November 2007, 03:53 AM
you get Ragnarok (the end of the world when all the gods fight Loki and his minions all with the Great Well of Urd and the horn according to Norse Mythology)

I insert Zeus (Greek god of the Sky. King of the gods)

Frozen Angel
21 November 2007, 04:31 AM
you get Ragnarok (the end of the world when all the gods fight Loki and his minions all with the Great Well of Urd and the horn according to Norse Mythology)

I insert Zeus (Greek god of the Sky. King of the gods)

You get Hera.
I insert Perseus.

spacedog88
21 November 2007, 04:38 AM
You get a horse

I insert a unicorn

Frozen Angel
21 November 2007, 04:51 AM
You get its horn.
I insert Spacedog.

spacedog88
21 November 2007, 04:52 AM
You get some dog prints on your carpet

I wish for a Frozen Angel

Frozen Angel
21 November 2007, 04:54 AM
You get a Burning Angel.
I insert a Spacedog's Sister.

spacedog88
21 November 2007, 04:57 AM
You get a gagged person in the closet away from spacedog with no video games

I insert a video game

Frozen Angel
21 November 2007, 05:00 AM
You get a Spacedog's Sister.
i insert a Spacecat.

spacedog88
21 November 2007, 05:03 AM
You get spacedog runing after it

I insert a Angel unfreezing team

Frozen Angel
21 November 2007, 05:12 AM
You get a punch in your face from me. :P

I insert a team which will bring Spacedog back down to Earth.

spacedog88
21 November 2007, 05:14 AM
I come back down and take over and then blow up earth, now every one is in space :shout:

I insert a glue stick

Frozen Angel
21 November 2007, 05:22 AM
I come back down and take over and then blow up earth, now every one is in space :shout:

I insert a glue stick

The vending machine went crazy and grabbed the glue stick and applied glue all over you. So, yeah, you get a sticky and gluey spacedog.

I insert a sticky and gluey spacedog.

spacedog88
21 November 2007, 05:25 AM
You get pwned and sad because I have to go

I insert a wish of me not going

Frozen Angel
21 November 2007, 05:29 AM
You get pwned and sad because I have to go

I insert a wish of me not going

ZOMG must you go??? I will be so lonely and bored and THAT might happen (if you remember that post which you made some time ago).

Your wish is granted and you can stay!!!

I insert a wish that I won't get bored and lonely when Spacedog leaves.

Phrax
21 November 2007, 12:29 PM
you get ME! *frozen Angel:"oh-no"*

i insert fun

Freebee93
21 November 2007, 02:09 PM
you get ME! *frozen Angel:"oh-no"*

i insert fun
You get boring

I insert this smily :scary:

Lilly 309
21 November 2007, 02:10 PM
You get your meanest teacher yelling at you over the weekend.
I insert pie.:)you get ME! *frozen Angel:"oh-no"*

i insert fun

!!Boom!!
21 November 2007, 02:36 PM
You get apples :P with a message saying "make your own pie"
I insert Club penguin ...

Bsbgirl
21 November 2007, 04:17 PM
You get apples :P with a message saying "make your own pie"
I insert Club penguin ...

You get Runescape.:P

I insert a llama.

Mr.Ex
21 November 2007, 04:47 PM
You get Runescape.:P

I insert a llama.

You get Llama terd!

I insert Bsbgirl

Phrax
21 November 2007, 09:19 PM
you get the ten plauges

I insert chewbaca

Bsbgirl
22 November 2007, 08:21 PM
you get the ten plauges

I insert chewbaca

You get Darth Vader.

I insert an Anti-Abortion t-shirt. :)(Please do not offend me)

walmartshrty
22 November 2007, 09:29 PM
You get Darth Vader.

I insert an Anti-Abortion t-shirt. :)(Please do not offend me)

You receive Walmart laughing at your t-shirt, for no particular reason.

I put in a copy of Schindler's List.

zmactarheel
22 November 2007, 10:29 PM
It comes out a horribly bad bootleg Borat copy.

I put in a dollar.

esl1000
22 November 2007, 10:36 PM
It comes out a horribly bad bootleg Borat copy.

I put in a dollar.

You get a zombie bunny because that dollar was used by the bunny's owner.

I put in a Wiki Tiki Hawaii monster

Jimmy574
23 November 2007, 08:12 AM
It doesn't accept it because nobody knows what a "wiki tiki Hawaii monster" is.

I insert RFS.

!!Boom!!
23 November 2007, 09:06 AM
You Get eaten By A purple Dragon
I Insert a cheese burger :O

Phrax
23 November 2007, 04:05 PM
you get an angery cat trying to kill you.

I insert pudding.

JohnLennon64
23 November 2007, 04:51 PM
you get an angery cat trying to kill you.

I insert pudding.
You get bill cosby
I insert halo3

Phrax
23 November 2007, 05:54 PM
You get a nerd (not to anyone who plays it, just those eople who cant stop playing it (24/7))

I insert Jerry Springer

Yellowtail
23 November 2007, 06:01 PM
You recieve a 1p coin! Wow, you're rich!

I fart in the machine.

Frozen Angel
24 November 2007, 10:17 AM
You get a pile of poo.
I insert Yellowtail's tail into the Vending Machine.