Funny Joke

[K4Z3R]

One of my friends had a joke book so im going to post some jokes that i thought were funny from it:

A man walk into a bar at night and starts to steal the money and then hears a voice saying ''god is watching'' the man looks around a bar to find a parrot saying ''god is watching''. He ask the parrots name and it says poly and also says the the wroughtwielers name is god.

Ill post some later when i remember them.

[Tokyo Boy]

That one wasn't so great. Here's a good one:

Two men walk into a bar. You think one of them would've seen it!:D

[Makarov]

I have a awesomely funny one.

There is an Irish guy, a polish guy, and a mexican guy.
They are all working on a building.
The Irish guy gets a Corn beef and pastrami sandwhic for lunch and says, "If I get one more of these I will jump off this building!"
The mexican guy gets a taco and says,"If I get this one more time I will jump!"
The polish guys gets peanutbutter and jelly and says"If I get one more of these I will jump!"

They say this for 3 days and they ALL jump.

A reporter the day after their death goes to the crying irish wife saying I always thought he liked my corn beef and pastrami

The next reporter goes to the mexican wife who is crying saying I always thought he liked my tacos

The third reporter goes to the polish wife and she is laughing
the reporter say your husband died, why are you laughing
she replies he packed his own sandwiches

[K4Z3R]

That one was preety funny.3535353535

[Makarov]

I have a second one.

Mickey Mouse wants to divorce Miney Mouse.
The judge says,"Give me one good reason?"
Mickey Mouse replies,"She is *********g Goofey!"


Do you get it

[K4Z3R]

Yea i get it that one was also funny.

[Makarov]

I am out. Leave while I am on top. (Sounds dumb/ out of jokes.)

Wait remember reality.
My brother's friend's Mom asked my brother's friend's brother if he knew who the president was.
The little brother (1st grader) said yea, ********n Chuck Norris

[!~Hi/2 o o 6~!]

Ok a got an old "classic" here. Long one.

Ok, so there are 3 guys, named Shut up, Manners, and Poop.
Shut-Up is really crazy.
Manners is well, nice.
Poop is stupid.
So one day, they are driving down the highway very fast.
Since Poop is stupid, he sticks his head out of the window, and flies out of it.
Then, Shut-up starts speeding as fast as he can down the road.
Manners yells to him, "Stop the car! We got to get poop!"
Shut-up doesn't listen, so Manners gets out of the car and goes and get Poop.
All of a sudden, a Cop pulls over Shut Up.
He walks ove to Shut-up, and asks "What is your name?"
Shut-up responds, "Shut-up"
The Cop asks again,"What is your name"?
"Shut-up".
The Cop then says, "I'll give you one more chance, what is your name?"
"Shut-up"
The Cop then says "Where are your manners?"
Shut-up responds, "Back on the road, picking up Poop!"

Tell me what you think.

[K4Z3R]

That was a really good one. 35353535353

[Gangsterguy3000]

its good but i've heard it before when i was in 4th grade

[Manty]

:D These are all so funny. *laughing* Nice one 2007, classic

[mr.hockey]

Lol ive heared some really good ones this ones kinda lame

What did the man say when he walked into the bar...

"OUCH"

[Obey Me]

Lol ive heared some really good ones this ones kinda lame

What did the man say when he walked into the bar...

"OUCH"

That is not funny... waaaaaay not funny...

[Hiyall- i'm very sorry-]

OK there's this teacher and she just finished telling this little girl, that it is physically imposible for a whale to swallow a person, so the girl goes well Jonah was, then the teacher says it's physically impossible for a whale to swallow a person so the girl says When i get to HEAVEN, i'm going to ask Jonah, but then the teacher says what if he went to hell, then the girl goes , well then u can ask him.



GOOOD ONE RIGHT!!!

[Bill Rimers]

OK there's this teacher and she just finished telling this little girl, that it is physically imposible for a whale to swallow a person, so the girl goes well Jonah was, then the teacher says it's physically impossible for a whale to swallow a person so the girl says When i get to HEAVEN, i'm going to ask Jonah, but then the teacher says what if he went to hell, then the girl goes , well then u can ask him.



GOOOD ONE RIGHT!!!

Lol? That was an ok joke. The one about the genie and the island was funny.