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CoolJayk
28 April 2007, 01:00 PM
You momms is so dumb, when she brought a Cd, it had a hole in it and she went to return it!
Your mommas so poor, she afford to Pay ATTENTION!! lol
You mommas so poor, a man stepped on her ciggerate and she said " Hey that was my heater!"
Yo mommas so dumb, she put 25p in the car parking ticket area and shouted " Hey wheres my candy!"
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what yield meant I said Slow down and she said What does yield mean?
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me Whats the number for 911?
Yo momma's so dumb she asked what time is the 12:00 lunch
Yo momma's so dumb she bought a solarpowered flashlight