If you are bored click here!

[smartguy911]

You could play this for hours (click text) (http://www.travisjmorgan.com/bot/zen.html)

And believe it or not, this guy is a computer!

[Biggyp]

You could play this for hours (click text) (http://www.travisjmorgan.com/bot/zen.html)

And believe it or not, this guy is a computer!

I see no point in that unless you're talking to an actual person.
And it is called a Bot.

[jf2o3]

Hah, I confused it in 5 minutes. She gave up. (The bot said she was a female.)

Me: "Hmm, I've seen the show, but I don't listen to the music much because of all the action."

Bot: "I'm sorry, I'm unavailable right now. I am currently eating sushi. I am unable to talk at the moment. Please try again later."

Chinese lady bot?

[Antarctic]

WOW, that was really strange. Those kind of thing creep me out. All this one says when I talk about an object is "...those are cheap and I wouldn't try it!"

[smartguy911]

If you tell him a yo mama joke he will tell one back to you:D

[Tommy3245]

If you tell him a yo mama joke he will tell one back to you:D

hahahah it does:D :D :D this is cool.

it told me to f off

hahaha say F U and it will say f off.

[FunnyBoy]

I told him my name, and he kept on saying, "are you sure"

He can get annoying sometimes, but he is fun. nice find.

[smartguy911]

I told him my name, and he kept on saying, "are you sure"

He can get annoying sometimes, but he is fun. nice find.

Ya, he is smart alot of the time but sometimes you find a hole in the program:P

[Rigsandbill]

I love to curse at those things. On AIM the best bot to curse at is Spleak.

[Red Ribbon]

Another good one is http://oliverbot.com. I used to know a really good one that was really fun but I lost the link. I remember this chat between us (she had a little picture of her robot self on the side):
Me: Why do you wear glasses? Are you near sighted or far sighted or what?
Her: Neither, I wear them because they look good.

Hah, I confused it in 5 minutes. She gave up. (The bot said she was a female.)

Me: "Hmm, I've seen the show, but I don't listen to the music much because of all the action."

Bot: "I'm sorry, I'm unavailable right now. I am currently eating sushi. I am unable to talk at the moment. Please try again later."

Chinese lady bot?
That happened to me, accept I continued to ask the girl to curse at me until she gave up and sent the same message.
If you tell him a yo mama joke he will tell one back to you:D

It's a she.

[Geopoke]

He is just like robots on AIM. I might as well have talked to smarterchild.

[Amj]

This is so weird. Stupid bot. It's almost like a real person.

[Supergirle15]

OMG she asked me if I was on drugs.

[Haklii]

Try to ask her about cheese, she'll say; "I like cheddar",:O

[Yellowtail]

This thing is crazy

Bot: What do you dream about?
Me: Sex
Bot: Yes please

[914mgtj914]

ive played these types of games before
there was once one were you talk to santa
off topic=i said santa isnt real
he said=how did you know!
lololol!!!:D :D

[andygc]

lol thats cool:D a computer i have robot addys on my msn XD

[Dark]

I told him my name, and he kept on saying, "are you sure"

He can get annoying sometimes, but he is fun. nice find.

Ya, he is smart alot of the time but sometimes you find a hole in the program:P

She is a girl not a boy, and I hate the bots so I called her Trash.

[smartguy911]

Another good one is http://oliverbot.com. I used to know a really good one that was really fun but I lost the link. I remember this chat between us (she had a little picture of her robot self on the side):
Me: Why do you wear glasses? Are you near sighted or far sighted or what?
Her: Neither, I wear them because they look good.


That happened to me, accept I continued to ask the girl to curse at me until she gave up and sent the same message.


It's a she.

is this it, http://www.travisjmorgan.com/bot/trad.html

[11dx11]

Yea I've played similar games to this, But they are boring

[krazykong]

Those things are nasty if you say stuff they say ok i will do that.

[11dx11]

This Is an crazy game guess what It said to me.....




"Sorry Im unavailible Im eating sushi at the moment"

I laughed very funny

[Laxster™]

Wow I can play that for so long! It's fun.

[krazykong]

It's funny:| :| :) :) :!: so i like it.

[Tokyo Boy]

The conversation ended up going in a circle. I kept saying, "Okay" whenever he said, "Well, ask me a question," so it asked me my favorite movie, and the conversation started all over again.

This thing is fun.:D

[Ozymandias]

<Me> So, whats your favorite kind of music?
<A.I.> Techno
<Me> Is that because you're a robot?
<A.I.> What makes you think I am a robot?
<Me> Because I know you are.
<A.I.> Because you know I are?
<Me> Don't play games with me, fool.
<A.I.> I'm not playing games. I'm not fooling around.
<Me> Then answer my question. Do you like Techno because you are a robot?
<A.I.> I am not a robot.
<Me> Well, the title says you are a Conversationalist A.I.
<A.I.> And?
<Me> Well, A.I. means "Artificial Intelligence", thus, meaning you are a robot.
<A.I.> Why do you think I am a robot?
<Me> You're one stupid robot
<A.I.> You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
<Me> Your mom
<A.I.> Your moms like a racecar, she burns 4 rubbers a night.
<Me> That was really offensive


The website is not working now, I'll finish the conversation later. :D

[ganon300]

Its an intersting program, however, the bot does get confused with some phrases and words. Nonetheless, its pretty cool. Nice find. :P

Lol It's funny I say realy stupid stuff and he makes realy funny replies

And if you say ''yo mama'' He'll start telling yo mama jokes! LOL

[Robo]

After a while he asked me if "i ever thought about commiting suicide."

So i said "you have a twisted head"and he said "i see."

So it's crazy.

[King]

It kind of reminds me of SmarterChild on AOL Instant Messenger.

[pj1161]

this computer stupid i asked it some things and it is pretty funny lol. this is addicting!

[pj1161]

omg this is very funny sorry for double post:D

[Polish Polak]

I asked

Me:Your ***
Boy:I'm not.Your mind is ***

lol

[pj1161]

I asked

Me:Your ***
Boy:I'm not.Your mind is ***

lol

keep saying lol it gets funny
oh and try this if it says these words follow these instruction for some thing kind of cool
pc-i see
you-see what?
pc- i mean i understand
you-understand what
pc-everything you said
you- what did i say?
then watch what happens

[Polish Polak]

keep saying lol it gets funny
oh and try this if it says these words follow these instruction for some thing kind of cool
pc-i see
you-see what?
pc- i mean i understand
you-understand what
pc-everything you said
you- what did i say?
then watch what happens

Cool
Nice find
I love making robots feel stupid

[pj1161]

Cool
Nice find
I love making robots feel stupid

i think i broke him he is now only saying im eating sushi please try again later

[~Pjtush~]

that is sooo fun!!! check this out:

<yui> hello
<me> hi morron
<yui> that was offencive
<me> go f__k yourself~
<yui> i only f__k my mom and dad when i am mad.
<me> wierdo
<yui> are you on drugs
<me> yes
<yui> nicotine is the best kind!


LOLLOLLOLLOL!

[krazykong]

Listein to this


me:are you on drugs?
yui:No im on disc.

lol it's hard snorting disc lol!

[JEFF hardy]

just copy him it's funny ;) :O :D :O :D

[Steven2197]

Oh god its so funny.

Yui:Hello
Me:Would you like to have Sex?
yui why do i want to have sex with you?
Me:cause your a woman
yui:and
Me:What if i had sex with you and you had babies?
Yui:What will i do with them?
Me:Kill it
Yui:i dont kill
Me:ill teach you
Yui:ok
Me:first step is you get a gun
Second step you get bullets
Third step you shoot the babies
4th step have sex with them after there dead
Yui:k

[Mrblack dud]

Lol Thats The Funniest Thing I Have Ever Read!!

[Beckett360]

That bot is sooo annoying. He's such a smartalic.

[Abbx]

i tried to talk it into marrying me (as a joke). It got all shy and stuff LOL. Say something like "marry me" and she says "You dont even know me well!" And if you go deeper she starts to start getting nicer. That is soooo funny. XD. She has nice comebacks at mean things i say too...:|

[Polish Polak]

OMG
Me:Nice p u s s y
Yui:Its sweet and tender and all mine
Were having robo sex

[Abbx]

OMG
Me:Nice p u s s y
Yui:Its sweet and tender and all mine
Were having robo sex

yur such a perv....lol

But me and Yui are friends now. Oh and as long as you talk to her a lot she remembers you i think.

[krazykong]

It's such a ******ed robot


Put in zen and watch what she says.

[Manty]

Its an intersting program, however, the bot does get confused with some phrases and words. Nonetheless, its pretty cool. Nice find. :P

Yes it was a nice find, kind of wierd though....

[M3l0dy]

its so funny... but all we're talking abut is life... its annoying... and it keeps saying i see... its annoying... and i think it doesnt even know what im talking about sometimes...because it repeats what i say... and then i get lost... o well... nice find anyway...

[Snackpiip]

THAT THINGS SO ANOYING!!!
.......................

[Playa4ever]

The bot is SOOOO annoying. i talked to it for about a minute and then i just went from bored to this: :|

[blu8538]

kinda wierd.....................................ummm

[Bellito]

Hah, I confused it in 5 minutes. She gave up. (The bot said she was a female.)

Me: "Hmm, I've seen the show, but I don't listen to the music much because of all the action."

Bot: "I'm sorry, I'm unavailable right now. I am currently eating sushi. I am unable to talk at the moment. Please try again later."

Chinese lady bot?

I counfused it, too. Funny huh?
Offtopic: Nice to see you, jf203! Correction: jf2o3

EDIT: If when it asks you "Why" you tell it "Because I said so" it will tell you you can't back up your ideas.

[mungoz]

Thats quite fun but gets boring after a while.Nice find though i like it!!!!!!

-mungoz

[Heat 4eva]

I clicked on click here, but nothing happened... ;)

[hypnobe]

that thing rocks specially his yo mamma jokes:

-yo mamma is so big she can sell shade

-yo mamma is so fat she whistles bass

-...

[smartguy911]

This Is an crazy game guess what It said to me.....




"Sorry Im unavailible Im eating sushi at the moment"

I laughed very funny

The sushi thing just means the website is overloaded, too much bandwith

[penguinp]

It asked me how old I was, I said your a stalker and he said I am more then that. That was freaky lol.

[woofbark]

Its fun to mess with these things.

it kind of scared me when it said i have your IP address!

[penguinp]

Its fun to mess with these things.

it kind of scared me when it said i have your IP address!

Ya, it can get freaky. But any site that you visit on the internet most likely keeps your IP so that if you do something bad or illegal then they can get the coppers. ^.^

[woofbark]

Ya, it can get freaky. But any site that you visit on the internet most likely keeps your IP so that if you do something bad or illegal then they can get the coppers. ^.^

Do they really report you? I was just joking around with it, and said some curse words, but then it said, "I have your IP address" and I said "sorry, please don't report me!" and closed it. I'm scared now!

EDIT: SOMEONE PLEASE POST SO I CAN CALM MY NERVES!

[penguinp]

Do they really report you? I was just joking around with it, and said some curse words, but then it said, "I have your IP address" and I said "sorry, please don't report me!" and closed it. I'm scared now!

EDIT: SOMEONE PLEASE POST SO I CAN CALM MY NERVES!

No you won’t get in trouble. People swear all the time on the internet. The only way someone would get in trouble is if they did something really bad. Like if someone posted something that would threatin the society.

[woofbark]

No you won’t get in trouble. People swear all the time on the internet. The only way someone would get in trouble is if they did something really bad. Like if someone posted something that would threatin the society.

Thank you so much. I was wondering all night if the cops would hunt me down, lol!:D

For now, lets forget this ever happened.

[penguinp]

Thank you so much. I was wondering all night if the cops would hunt me down, lol!:D

For now, lets forget this ever happened.

Ok lol, the cops would not hunt anyone down for swearing. Nothing really happened anyway so what are we forgetting?

[Libertyhill]

I just do this with my game Seaman. In Seaman you use a microphone and it respons that way. A little different.

[Dannyboy]

I confused it (her) in two questions. It is enjoyable to have an intelligent conversation once and a while.

[Jmclark911]

I love to curse at those things. On AIM the best bot to curse at is Spleak.

I prefer SmarterChild, even though Spleak is pretty cool.

AIM has a crudload of those things.:D

[smartguy911]

I confused it (her) in two questions. It is enjoyable to have an intelligent conversation once and a while.

The object isint to confuse her, It is to try to talk to her;)